What will you eat to celebrate Trump's win?
a gun barrel
Trump steaks
>>70843643
Please do that now.
>>70843599
with a glass of cognac
Are you fucking retarded?
>>70843643
>liberals
>owning guns
Mien sides
I'll be too busy masturbating furiously to eat anything.
I hope you mean in New York because he's going to get BTFO by Hillary if he even makes it that far
>>70843599
a well hung negro bull dick, before trump takes him away :(
>>70843599
Breakfast of champions.
Eat 2 big macs and a large fry
>>70843599
But I'm from Houston and I have no idea what that shit is.
>>70843599
Thank to God I wasn't born in Houston
>>70843903
scrambled eggs and ramen it looks like
>>70843599
Primary?
Probably a beer.
He wont be POTUS.
>>70843599
i am from houston and i have never eaten anything close to that. as fucking high and poor as i have been i have never put scrambled eggs with ramen and a bananna. and i used to get stoned as fuck and was super poor.
if trump wins i won't be celebrating. but i will probably eat something fulfilling to comfort me. probably spaghetti and meatballs, because i can make it for super cheap, i make it really well, and it is filling.
the trick is mixing the meat with egg and breadcrumbs. and onions and mushrooms if you have them. also, of course, you have to make your own sauce from tomato paste. that is a given.
>>70843599
Steak Fingers and Yams, with Bourbon.
>>70844081
If not that, then a horseshoe.
Fresh box of these
>>70843643
why wait?
>>70844106
holy fuck what is that? steak fries covered in brisket/pastrami, then covered in cheese, then doused with sour cream and chives, topped with bacon??????
>>70844081
But, steaks don't have fingers.
>>70844293
Not quite that fancy.
It's texas toast, topped with ground beef, topped with bacon, topped with steak fries, topped with green onion, topped with a mix of sauce/cheese.
It's called a horseshoe. A meal thought up in Central Illinois.
Beef Fucking Wellington
literally what i had to eat in jail every fucking day
>>70844391
Sirloin steak chopped up in to strips, breadded with crushed salteens and flour. Then deep fried.
It's amazing.
>>70843643
this.
>>70843599
>>70843643
I didn't think they allowed guns in Commiefornia
>>70843793
>you have to be a liberal to not vote trump
You can just try not being retarded
>>70844878
That is a beautiful Wellington.. I want one.
>>70844908
>he actually supports El Ratto the Leaf
>>70844878
ITS RAWWWW!!
>>70843599
Pizza! :DDDDDd.D::D:D:D:D:D:D:D:DDDDD
>>70843643
Why wait?
>>70844584
>>70844878
>>70844978
Have mercy.
Il celebrate in the following term when his mistakes done to the economy come to light and the US is no longer the nr. 1 economic power in the world.
>>70843599
Tacos or chinese Food
>>70845080
>>70844978
Jesus christ anglo's can't into food
![Bacon-Wrapped-Filet-with-livelaughrowe.com_[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/jhLZlVi.png "Bacon-Wrapped-Filet-with-livelaughrowe.com_[1].png")
>>70843599
Bacon wrapped filet mignon
>>70845023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aCnaiGBi0w
>>70843599
I am from Houston and what the fuck is this
>>70844983
>he actually is cucked by every meme because hes that insecure and has no friends
>le pls cuck me mr trump i love authoritarianism
capitulating canadian is better than turnover trump
>>70843599
Probably a Angus
>>70845444
Go suck on some fucking beer brats and shit in a tuba, lederhosen wearing fuck.
>>70845487
You ain't from H-Town man
All you fools, we all know we shall eat TRUMP steak and eggs... fools
>>70845656
American cuisine=ok
Anglo cuisine=horrible
>>70845656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1W26Qy6y5Yo
>>70845232
You made me hungry anon. Beef Wellington confirmed for best dish ever.
>>70844878
You fucking kidding me? That's a Beef Wellington? I take back everything I said about the British.
I honestly would go to a KFC, Burger King and a MC and order one large American.
>>70845825
Hey there Frog,
Your classic cuisine is some of my favorite. Not to mention, I fucking love Pinot from Burgundy.
![BrownsBBQ3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sHnIdn0.jpg "BrownsBBQ3[1].jpg")
>>70843599
Big southern barbeque with family and friends who voted Trump.
>>70843599
not sure what i'd eat.
but i know what i'd drink...
liberal tears.
>>70845552
This holy shit. Why don't authoritarians see that they are the cucks? They're so blind.
>>70846066
What the fuck is up with that corn?
The rest looks good, but that corn just looks bland and wrong.
>>70843599
I'm probably just gunna drink whiskey. I'll spend the election night in a bar with my grandfather.
Two mcdonalds cheeseburgers fries and a coke. I hear trump loves them.
Will wear the biggest shit eating grin for a week.
>>70846066
shhhiiiieeeeeettt
collard greens dun rite
>>70846286
White corn
>>70843985
This isn't fucking Houston food. Ignore this post. I don't know if it's b8, but that is NOT Houstonian.
t. Houstonian Texfag
Who /fried pickles/ here?
>>70843599
Nothing.
I don't plan for events that will NEVER HAPPEN.
>>70843643
FPBP though.
>>70846766
Forgot pic
>>70843712
Why would you be celebrating that, you stupid Moravian non-Czech?
Trump is literally the worst president possible for our world.
![corkscrew_bbq_brisket_link_and_pulled_pork_with_homemade_pot[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oAUnWtT.jpg "corkscrew_bbq_brisket_link_and_pulled_pork_with_homemade_pot[1].jpg")
>>70846688
>>70843985
Actual Houston food.
>>70846766
Plz bro.
God damn. Its only two hours away from happy hour. I know a spot with killer sliders with fried pickles. Drinking some brewskis now. Def going to hit up uber and go to town.
Houstonian here.
There's a shit-ton of awesome food culture here from Vietnamese to Lebanese to soul food to Mexican to traditional Texas barbeque and they befoul our name with this shit. I bet a Californian was behind this.
>>70845825
>Beef Wellington
>Wellington
Literally named the food after a British Duke who slayed the Best thing to come out of France (Napoleon). All Napoleon got was a desert named after him.
>>70843599
>you ain't from Houston if you never ate a plate like this
Is this supposed to be satire?
Taking pride in something so shitty-looking and shitty-tasting?
I'll fast for 7 days. Yes, srs.
It's to show counter-act the overload of excitement I'll have, just so I don't do something stupid.
>>70846873
and a Houston beer to drink with it
>>70846873
Here we go. That's more like it. I've seen better, but it gets the general idea across. If you visit Texas cities such as Houston, College Stagion, or Austin (libshit city, I know, but they've got good food) and do NOT get BBQ or anything grilled, you are confirmed to be a betacuck faget
This
>>70846919
This*
>captcha: tea
>no sweet tea option
This triggers the Texfag
>>70846868
glad you can't vote here, fake texas.
>>70843643
Just do it now, you communist faggot. Oh wait, you don't have a gun, do you
>>70843599
The most expensive steak I can buy at publix.
>>70843643
you should do that now.
The joke is that it's a prison gourmet meal.
>>70843599
I'm from The Woodlands just north of Houston and I can honestly say I have never eaten whatever the fuck that disgusting pile of shit is.
>>70847138
Karbach > St Arnold
>>70843599
Probably go get some prime rib from the local steak place
>>70845232
pussy
>>70843599
Some dank ass weed cookies with MAGA icing.
>>70847504
>just north of Houston
You ain't from H-town
chinese take away food. ill tip big too, even though it isnt mandatory
Invite everyone from work for a pizza party, will have to come up with a cover story for the celebration though.
>>70843599
Bacon and Bourbon
>>70844584
>>70844878
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>>70845470
please do not post porn on /pol/
>>70847579
Haven't tried anything from Karback, yet. I hear it's good but every time I drink beer it's usually at Axelrad and some overpriced yet delicious fagbrew like Old Rasputin.
>>70847466
Holy shit. I wasn't expecting that. 10/10 reply (srs).
<--- Take this traditional beauty for your time.
>>70843643
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>>70845552
>>70846138
DESU, I want to see people like you committing mass suicide. All you guys do is bitch and whine whenever Trump pops up in your life, its fucking pathetic. Perhaps suicide is the best option for you guys, no one loves and no one will miss you. You are completely useless.
>posting some disgusting mexican/nigger food from Screwston
Kill yourself my man.
>>70847966
>uncooked meat wrapped in dough
>porn
You eternal anglos honestly disgust me.
>>70848074
> he's never had beef wellington
>>70848211
>eating raw meat
What are you? A fucking primitive aboriginal who hasn't discovered fire?
>>70843599
i put eggs in my ramen but i always add gernerous amounts of sriracha.
the banana is a snack between breakfast and luch..
take this thread to /b/
sage
>>70843599
What is that stuff?
Looks tasty and repulsive at the same time.
>>70848074
wow dude
you're a pretty big faggot
you have absolutely no idea what you are missing
>>70848292
>>70848211
Now Ian, before you berate him for not identifying with our Euro-centric culinary norms, let's remember minorities only live off of fried chicken and pork chops, both of which will kill you if served cordon bleu.
>>70848292
>thinking raw beef is bad
Don't say that until you've tried it.
>>70848357
It's like that "you're not from Wisconsin if you've never had this" pic of the hot dog with fruit loops on it. I think it's just purely a meme but I'm legitimately mad that they went after our city with this one.
>>70843793
You have to be a ultra right wing old fat pasty white guy to enjoy guns
>>70848753
You have to be a limp-wrist nu-male with a wife's son to not.
>>70843599
I can't ever remember if it's Austin or Houston that's the degeneracy capital of Texas but this pic makes me think it's Houston.
>>70848988
It's a troll, you fool. This is Californian food (yes, I've seen a Calirat put ketchup in their spaghetti) Austin is limp-wristed, purple-haired, non-game developer degeneracy but Houston is more niggers nigging niggerdly degeneracy. I'd say it's more widespread in Austin, but alot cleaner, whereas it's ultra-concentrated here, mostly around ethnic / economic lines, but the degeneracy is so much dirtier where it exists, here.
>>70843643
>>70843750
God I love my country
>>70845232
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>>70845470
Typical disgusting Eternal Anglo food.
Give me some delicious Middle Eastern cuisine instead, like Kebab.
>>70849241
>t. butthurt Houstonian
>>70843750
>putting shit tier hotdogs on a perfectly good burger
made me cry
>>70843599
The best medium rare steak in town
>>70849453
>No, Austin is weird and cool, I swear!
>over-inflated faux-hipster yuppie mecca of traffic and bad food that's oh so cool for having been made inside a truck
>>70846873
This Is general Texan food. I don't know what the fuck OP posted. Maybe poor Houston food?
>>70844106
We have that you nog. It's called a Kapsalon.
>>70849896
No, even the poor nigs and Mexicans have good food, here. It's something a Californian would eat, or that neckbearded friend we all have that was from a white trash area but now lives in dorms or something.
I will change my jewbook profile pic to an american flag to show my solidarity with all the cucks that got BTFO.
scrambled eggs, top ramen, and a banana?
That's like some lazy student food. Running out of food, too lazy to guy buy more. Scrambled some eggs, boil some ramen, and peel a banana.
>>70843599
Raw minced meat, or mett as we call it in Germany.
The finest tendies my neetbux can afford
you're already think of what to eat are you so fucking sure about trump's nomination for republican party?
let's talk about ted cruz is raising :S
>>70850004
Figures. I live in northeast Texas, but have traveled all over the state and the food is mostly the same: majority is Mexican and bbq. But I love it
>>70843691
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>>70848026
>all these triggered faggots
Actually, I'm a Libertarian with more guns than all of you fuckbois.
>voting for le meme ala palm beach
grow up shitpackers
>>70850894
>the libertarian isn't voting trump
yeah, right.
Pizza and spaghetti
New Yorker here, there is only one answer.
>>70851650
I'd rip on you for literally eating that all the time, but I could legit survive on spaghetti pomodoro.
Your country has the best fucking food.
>>70844878
yeah might wanna cook that lol, christ its raw, heni eat steak, its burned
>>70852250
If you like tomato and pasta yes
Italian food, like Spanish food is pretty bad.
>>70843599
Wonder why I'm on the onion and then go on cnn and celebrate Kaisch becoming president.
>>70843750
We don't even have hardees in New York.
>>70852004
>I like faggot soggy cardboard children's birthday party pizza and I have an enormous misplaced sense of pride about it
>>70852390
Pasta is based, though. Maybe NYC just had a hard-on for Italian food, but I legit never had a bad meal in the 6 months I was in Italy, and I went to some shit looking places.
British food is OK, lots of it is weird, but you guys KILL it at breakfast.
>>70851611
>trump
>libertarian
He's literally the opposite in every way besides gun laws and minimum wage
>>70852672
Fuck off, leaf, we both know that chuck e cheese shit isn't NY pizza. I'm not judging your food on cheese fries I got at Six Flags.
>>70843643
Pull the trigger, pussy
>>70843599
Probably a really nice locally made turkey sandwich. They grill the turkey and bread, I'll order some extra turkey. Buy an expensive drink. Load up my best pornos.
>>70843599
I'll break out the good bourbon.
Burger (no cheese in honor of wisconsin), beer n apple pie
yeeha
>>70843599
Gonna deep fry up some fresh tuna and chantrelles with a nice salad and some homemade sourdough bread. Di it a few months ago, turned out great.
all the left over taco ingredients left behind
>>70844225
Seriously brits just stop with your jokes on 4chan, they're just as unfunny as the people we call comedians in the Uk
>>70843599
Probably some chicken fajitas. I'm taking the day off for the RNC and the general. Have to make sure lots of beer and weed.
Degenerate but idgaf
>>70852004
>New Yorker
Stopped reading there.
>>70852814
I'm from NY and the pizza in that pic is shit, you can tell just by looking at the crust.
The best pizza is from a wood fires brick stove
>>70843750
ARE THOSE CRISPS ON A BURGER?!!! OIOIOIOIOIOIOI
>>70853144
Where do you buy a hunk of tuna like that? Is it really expensive?
>>70853144
>deep frying tuna
That's horrible, why would you do that?
>>70846873
I'm not entirely sure what all of this is, but I am entirely sure that I need this, right now.
>>70854222
yes nedder, they are
>>70843599
Houstonian here....What in the fuck are you eating
