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FECAL SLURRY IN THE CURRY
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POO'D IN FOOD
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>>70840927

FPBP
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POO IN STEW
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Can't win with these hipsters, can you? First they tell you they don't want anglicized, inauthentic cuisine.
Then they get mad when you serve them food prepared in the same way that every Indian does it, back home.
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Saag Pooneer
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India pls. It's poo in the loo, not poo in aloo.
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everything in that low HDI low GDP trash called india resembles shit, even their flag has an anus and that diarrea orange
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>>70840763
Is this real life?
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Indians are literally the filthiest people on earth.
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>Swindon

No surprise, swindon is a shithole
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I boo when you poo,
And also when you wipe,
Go ahead, Pajeet
Make some curry tonight!

Don't wash your hands,
That's extra flavor for you!
Go ahead and wipe
Then put the curry in the stew.

And then after you've pooed
Sixteen times today,
Remember not to wipe,
Share that food with Singeh!
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>>70840763
why would anyone travel to india when they literally do this tho?
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>>70841397

>mfw even Americans know Swindon is a shit hole

Inbreds and roundabouts: The City
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>>70840763
POO IN LOO

IN

LOO
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>>70841802
nice try nawazlomo
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124. SHARTAY CHICKEN
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>>70840763
absolute madman
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>>70841968
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>>70841672
MAKE ROUNDABOUTS GREAT AGAIN
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>>70841802
I haven't seen that before, it's pretty funny.
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>>70840927
i hereby dub thee honorary australian
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>>70841672
What's a "roundabout". In my country a roundabout is a circular traffic lane.
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>>70842099
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>flavour of Asia
Can't make this shit up
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>>70842362
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Talk about sensationalism.

It's blatantly obvious that he washed his hands before preparing the food. How do you think they eat in India without getting everyone sick? Do you think that they're poo-proof to the point of not noticing it?

>could superior genetics be the reason that Indians don't care about cleanliness?
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>>70841266
>low gdp
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>>70840763
did he at least poo in the loo ?
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>>70842458
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fart in the
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tart
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>>70842537
>This guy knows what's up

While you whites are suffering from allergies and shitty stomachs, we are literally able to swing in radioactive poo rivers.

Get on our level
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Yeah, muslims dont use toilet paper. Its fact, even the muslims in Bosnia dont use it, so be careful when you shake hands.
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>>70842287
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>>70842537
Centuries of eating our food with shit stained hands have raised our immunity to such a level that no disease is capable of eliminating us
If a plague were to happen, the Indians would be the last ones alive and the entire world would become our shitting grounds and no one would be there to stop us
Not even the kikes
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Just posted this, hadn't seen it. Indians, seriously, WTF is wrong with you people?
HE was in UK , had toilet, had asswipe-- and this was 10th+ time he'd been fined for this kind of thing!
Hate it bc wog food is only foreign food I like, now can never eat it again without wondering if there's shit in my chicken tika masla...
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>>70841406
(You)
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>>70840763
Wait a min


OP isn't the guy a Pakistani? Wtf he is stealing our thunder
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>>70843012
He is a Pakistani though
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>>70842926
I was wondering why the fuck you guys dont die out already, bathing and drinking water from corpse infected Ghanges river
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>>70842810
>>70842926
whatever helps you poo at night
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POO IN STEW
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>>70841071
I kekd
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>>70841093
kek
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>>70843022
>>70843060
Indians are pakistanis
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Also, once you've done the same thing 10+ times, shouldn't you lose your board of health license and be deported?
Fuck sake, even in NYC they'd have shut him down years ago...
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>>70843089
We're basically unkillable at this point, Croat
Just waiting for the right time to strike, the world shall belong to us one day
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>>70842873
Where does the Minotaur live?
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Surely he used water and washed his hands after?

I personally find it disgusting that people use paper. that's rank.
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>>70842873
That doesn't look fun
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>>70843060
>He is a Pakistani though
You're the same people mate, some of you just changed places in 1950. Hardly an excuse.
Really, how fucking mental do you need to be, not only to do it once, but TEN fucking times and just go on doing it? Imagine how many fuckers he's made sick with e-coli?
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>>70840763
Just poo my shit up SENPAI senpai desu.
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>>70843262
well you probably are.. I bet 10 meters from this corpse indian children bath and drink the water and nothing will happen to them
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>>70841266
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>>70842981
we atleast wash up achmed

>40 million manlets because they don't wash their hands
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>>70843289
>I personally find it disgusting that people use paper. that's rank.
OK, how about this novel solution-- shit once a day in the morning before you fucking shower?
And you know sad part? LYmies will keep going to this place like nothing ever happened, his business won't drop off at all.
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>>70842873
What the hell mean those wavy patterns?
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>>70840763
So it tasted the same? How did they even found out.
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>>70840763
bharat stop with this nonsense
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>>70843289
Dunno about Pakistanis but I dont think any Indians can cook food without washing their hands after shitting

>>70843430
>10 meters
Try 1 meter
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>>70843430
>well you probably are.. I bet 10 meters from this corpse indian children bath and drink the water and nothing will happen to them
At this point, the fuckers must have developed an immunity to shit. What a shock, the Bubonic Plague came out of india!
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>>70841071
Good one
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>>70841266
Low gdp? Kek
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>>70840763
>falling for the porcelain Jew
>falling for the Jew paper
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DESIGNATED SHITTING CURRY
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>>70843496
>So it tasted the same? How did they even found out.
Read story. They found a waterbottle with shit handprints he was using to wash his asshole.
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>>70843277
in the Council estate just offscreen
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>>70842926

>Implying India wouldn't be the perfect breeding ground for a number of very lethal bacterial infections

Last I heard, the bubonic plague isn't extinct in India either.
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>>70842217
helo newfriend
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(BTW- love his lawyer's defense: "Cultural Reasons." i.e., White man, you can't use your structural racism to tell me not to cook with shit all over my hands--it's my culture)
A takeaway chef wiped his bottom using his hands before preparing food because he does not use toilet paper for 'cultural reasons', a court heard.
Mahbub Chowdhury, 46, from Swindon, was found to have a filthy bottle in the kitchen of Yeahya Flavour of Asia, which inspectors concluded was covered in faecal matter.
When questioned, he said he filled the empty milk bottle with water from the kitchen taps before using it to clean his backside after going to the toilet.
Chowdhury prepared meat and fish curries at the takeaway, which was run out of a rented kitchen at the Nine Elms pub.
The chef, who no longer works at the takeaway, pleaded guilty to ten counts of breaching food hygiene regulations at Swindon Magistrates Court.
He was fined more than £5,000 last year for ten similar offences relating to food hygiene.
Rosie Heath, prosecuting, said environmental health officers who visited the business in May last year found 'very poor standards of hygiene'.
She said: 'In the kitchen under the double sinks [they] found an empty plastic milk bottle which was extremely dirty and was covered with brown fingerprints.
'When asked, Mr Chowdhury explained he filled the bottle with water from the kitchen taps and used it to clean his bottom after visiting the toilet.


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3537652/Swindon-takeaway-chef-prepared-food-wiping-bottom-bare-hands-doesn-t-use-toilet-paper-cultural-reasons.html#ixzz45jA0NmOM
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>>70843493
Those are the "maybe" sections.
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>>70843753
Bubonic plague still exists but do you see Indians dying out?
No, instead the population has skyrocketed
The ones that are weak enough to die out from a simple bubonic plague have no place in India anyway
We need the highest quality geneotypes with the best resistance so that when we finally commence the biological war, we shall win and we shall crush all our enemies mercilessly
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>>70840763
So that is why they shit all the time from their food, e coli
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>>70843658
>>70843433
Lower GDP and HDI than fucking Brazil. And brazil is already a shithole
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>>70840763
Imagine the doctors
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>>70843586
>Try 1 meter
lol, behind the boats.

>>70843628
some of you havent developed immunity yet

but serious question, whats happening with the population of india?? growing? shrinking?
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>>70840763

> Ran the Flavor of Asia

> Wipes with his hand

> Flavor of Asia

I'm sure it tasted like the curry back home, Bud.
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>>70844024
>rate of growth higher than brazil by 7.15%
kek
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>>70843708
The DM is owned by the Rothermeres. The original Lord Rothermere was nat soc-sympatiser, pro-Hitler, pro-Mosley, anti-war. It was the only major anti-war paper before 1939. Although it is very jew-friendly these days with its daily holohoax articles, it's the best we've got. It also happens to be the biggest online paper and the comments are mostly redpilled (as much as normies get).
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>>70842873

why isnt it symmetrical ?
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Shit is so embedded in Indian national identity that if they ever become clean, they will cease to be Indians.
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Formerly Great Britain has become Pakistan's brothel and India's toilet.
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>>70843437
>indian calling pakis manlets.
everybody know, you are darker and shorter than us,Shankar.
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>>70844039
>When you haven't stolen anything in 2 months
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>>70844039
>whats happening with the population of india?? growing? shrinking?
Far as I know, still growing. We don't have kids bc we're afraid of what we're going to need to pay in college tuition in 18 years-- they still think they'll just find a way to stick it to the White man, and they're probably right.

We'll end up paying for their fucking shitskins to go to college in one way or another. The jews are going to create an entire generation of lonely male mass shooters in 15-20 years...
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>>70843730
It just keeps getting better.
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>>70842099

Haha reminds me of Liberia!
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>>70844197
lmaoing at your life from 6'1"
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>>70844151
>it's the best we've got.
Love the DM. Even when they do a "serious" article, 95% of the time it's a troll, and they let the "moderated comments" tell how they really feel about a subject.
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>>70840763
Don't forget that the number one reason people in the U.K., or United Kuckdom, like immigrants so much is because of their food.
Britainians literally invite immigrants into their country so they can eat their shit.
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>>70844039
>shitskin population
>shrinking
>ever
>mfw
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The flavour of Asia is shit on your hands?
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>>70841093
>>70841071
>>70840927
>>70840938
My sides can't take it
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>>70843437

>accusing pakis of not washing their hands
>in an article about an indian man being charged in court for not washing his hands

you can run but you can't hide pajeet
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>>70844132
Brazil GDP per capta:16,155
Inda GDP per capta :5,808

Brazil HDI :0,755
India HDI :0,609 (lower than iraq)

Pooman BTFO
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>>70844476
indians confirmed for r-selection???
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>>70844614
Shit in the street?
It was definitely Pajeet.
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>>70844614
he's paki. i was memeing

>>70844660
>muh gdp
>muh hdi
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>>70842810

>gloating about being able to swim in poo

I think you've got shit for brains.
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>>70843437
>>70844197
Why can't you two just nuke each other now and get it over with?
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NO POO IN LOO
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What if pakis and indians are all born through arsefucking but no one bothered to mentioned, and people there are born thru the bowels as a shit people???

What if turbans are an extended phenotype of a shit-based people?
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>>70840763
>flavour of asia
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>>70840763
y tho
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>>70841999
Bretty gud
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>>70840763
vindaLOO
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>>70843963

Niggers aren't dying out despite starvation, mass murder, AIDS, Ebola and civil war 24/7 either.

You "people" are cockroaches, simple as that.
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>>70843855
>brown fingerprints

Poo-poo vindaloo-loo.
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>>70845535
K...Keep me posted
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Not like they have to wipe much with the shit They eat
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>>70843731
The minotaur is on benefits?
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>>70840763
Chew the poo
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Flavour of asia
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>Brits literally eat shit
Not much different than regular British cuisine tho, t b h
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Hey brits, i know we told you your cuisine was shit but this is taking it a little too far.
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>>70841968
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>never get a tinder match except once or twice. they never respond to my texts
>change profile pic with a black dude
>instant matches + with messages
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>>70846826
>Mahbub Chowdhury
>Brit
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>>70846710
It's a metaphor for British society in the current year.
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>>70840763
Why people are complaining about real Indian curry?
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>>70841071
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>>70847406
maybe you're just not attractive, ever think of that whitey?
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>>70841968

awesome
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>>70842873
The fabled Swindon roundabout of death. It's not as bad as it looks, although mfw I was driving up to it for the first time.
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>>70840763
>In the pub, giving his arsehole a good old rub
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>British Cuisine is Shit

Coming from
>>70846710

Horse eyelids and anuses in sausage form served in a bun with disgusting bland yellow paste they call "mustard"
>>70846826

Literally east snails and frogs legs
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>>70840763
Guess he is showing "The taste of Asia" as true as possible
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>>70840763
As long as he properly washes his hands I do not see the problem.
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>>70848001
British cuisine is shit. We aren't very creative to say the least.
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>>70844270
>When you have poo'd in the loo for 2 months
FTFY
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>>70840763

I use a bidet and my hand at the same time, my asshole is unbelievably clean after this. It doesn't matter if you use your hand if you just wash it properly afterwards.
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>>70848173
Fuck off Abdul, we don't need to season out meet with hot as fuck spices to disguise how rotten it is.

Roast Beef, Yorkshire Pudding, Sprouts and Roast potatoes followed by a Jam scone is god tier eating
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>>70848001
We don't have a cuisine m8. Apart from one dish, which is just random food plonked together.
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>>70848432
this tbqh fampai
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do someone have/can make a blank Template of this ? i want to make a pajett my son out of this with toilet witch
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>>70840763
>the Flavour of Asia
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>>70848465
I hope you get deported Achmed

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_English_dishes
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>tfw can't find any cacaman music
It's been buried in time. Damn shame too, I wanted to link it in every future Indian thread.
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>>70843313

Its pretty simple if you are used to roundabouts, go clockwise round the white circles (roundabouts). Stop at dashed lines if not clear to merge.

As you approach from any side the lane you'll need will be signposted with the destination.

Some roads will have the destination painted on the ground like in the bottom right it shows you which lanes go to the "old town" and the "town centre".
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>>70849469
>driving lessons
>first roundabout
>driving instructor
>"indicate. Indicate! Indicate!!! "

Kek. I hate driving.
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>>70840763

The food was culturally enriched.
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>>70848173
Speak for yourself, I cook meals from scratch every day.

Heres what I cooked since sunday.

Gammon steak with a honey and mustard (dijon and wholegrain) dressing, boiled potatoes, steamed carrots and green beans.

Chicken pulao- rice made from homemade stock of garlic, onions, ginger, bay leaves, cinammon sticks, cloves, peppercorns, fennels seeds and chicken thighs. For dessert, nimish which is a saffron and rosewater flavoured sweetened whipped cream topped with pistachios.

Steak, jacket potatoes and steamed kale.

Salmon wellington with steamed asparagus.
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>>70840763
>Yeahya Flavour of Asia
you could call it that
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>>70843493
>>70843925
They're lane divisions for parts of the road that you don't stop in.
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>>70841071

POOP IN THE SOUP

DISCHARGE IN THE FOODSTARCH

EXCREMENT IN THE ALIMENT

SHITE STUFF IN THE FRIED STUFF

WASTE STUFF IN THE TASTE STUFF
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>>70850881
Faecal in the treacle

Sausage in the mash

Turd in the curd
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>>70840763
This shit has put me off curries now. Good job India, you ruined the only good thing to ever come out of India.
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>>70850881
POO IN THE VINDALOO

ASS IN THE MADRAS
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>>70840763
>tfw you have never eaten indian food in your life
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>>70851192
>ASS IN THE MADRAS
KEK'D HARD
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>>70841968
DESIGNATED SHITTING SATELLITE
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>>70841266
but right now India is the only BRIC that shows signs of surviving.
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>>70845100
So that explosions raise all the poo into atmosphere and contaminate the whole planet?
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>>70851751
Why do you think they launched Scatsat 1?
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>>70851583
You're retarded
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>>70851856
Seeing how it's equipped with scatometers, I assume to measure the poo levels.
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I will come clean guys.

In India we don't have sewage treatment plants like you guys do. So, we have to use septic tanks which store all our fecal matter for 1-2 years depending in the size.

This sewage is sold to the local small farmers who can't afford grade quality fertilizer, they use our dried year old fecal matter as fertilizer to grow tomatoes, potatoes, etc.

We sell the fecal matter to them knowing well what they do with it, and as far as small farmers go, literally everyone of them uses their own farm as a toilet, to urinate as well as defecate, so in a way, all food here is grown with human shit anyway so why miss out on the money right?

Most middle-class people who own toilets try to trick themselves into thinking that food from malls is imported and thus, does not contain human fecal matter, they know it does.

Of course people running fast food joints rarely maintain any hygiene at all, that's why they bribe cops on a monthly basis. Whenever a fast food vendor defecates he often just wipes with his hand and rinses his hand in a bucket of water. No soap involved. Some rural ones are known to use charcoal or mud but they are few and far between.

The vendors do not have running water in their stalls and often sell food in reusable metal plates like a restaurant does. They also use glass or steel glass for drinking wager and other beverages. Now these need to be washed after every use, the vendors certainly can't afford disposable plates and most wouldn't bother even if they could cause nobody cares.
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>>70851964
brazil russia and china are declining, in order of worst to least bad.
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>>70852211
>cont.

They this keep a bucket of water adjacent to their stalls, this bucket is used as the sole means to wash all the utensils. The vendors just wipe the used plates with a cloth, dip it once in the aforementioned bucket and then wipe it once again with a cloth. The plate is ready to serve another customer. The water in the bucket is replaced only after closing shop. The vendors open shop once in the morning for a couple of hours, then close at noon and reopen at evening.

Now this is the same bucket used to wash hands by submerging them in the bucket and rubbing, after defecation. Urination does not warrant a wash. This is the same bucket that they use day and night to wash drinking glasses and eating plates with the SAME water.

Some vendors are too lazy to leave their stalls to go and pee, their solution? Just hold a ladle face down and pee on it! It dampens the sound. Of course you have nothing to worry because they wash the ladle afterwards by dipping it in the same bucket.

Indians in conclusion really do not care about shit in their food. Their food is grown in with shit, their plates are washed with shit, their lives are much shit too.

This is why majority of rich Indians choose to travel to shitholes like Thailand where all I described above happens, instead of traveling to decent European countries.

Adios. Namaste. Tudio elicio
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POO IN THE ROUX
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>>70852211
>I will come clean guys.
kek
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>>70840763
DESIGNATED SHITTING KITCHEN
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>>70840763
SHIT INTO DIP
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FECAL MATTER IN THE BATTER

A TURDY IN THE CURRY
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>>70842458
>a paki
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>>70841257
>underrated
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>>70843430
Would you take a gulp of this delicious soup for a few million?
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>>70842873
>Roundabout
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>>70840763

Flavour of Asia indeed.
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>>70841071
POO IN THE VINDALOO.
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>>70840763
POO IN FONDU
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>>70851751
Nukes would cause the area of effect to be under such strong radiation and temperatures that everything would die, especially microbes that live in the gut. If anything, nuclear warfare is the ultimate cleansing tool.
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>>70840763
Wow I would sure like more of these people in my country we need to be more multicultural!!!
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>>70853601
>implying we won't get immune to radiation as well
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>>70852254
>>70852254
>dampens the sound

Pretty smart. I work a straight commission job so time is money. So I hold my pee as long as possible and by then I need a smoke too. So I'll go out behind the dumpster and created a technique of peeing along the side of the dumpster as to not create a sound while I can simultaneously enjoy a ciggie.
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>>70853601
>introducing atomic radiation to a land of turds

Gee what's the worst that could happen?
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>>70854211
roach-infused shitting-street monkeys.
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>>70850881
>stuff rhymes with stuff

Fuck you panama
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>>70854211
Radioactive turds who cant return home because the toilet witch is guarding the only path?
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>>70853601
This is bullshit. Extreme radiation and temperature have only limited radius. Even if you detonate a 50 Megaton Tsar bomba in India you will need another ~29000 such bombs to immolate all poo with fireballs in the whole country.
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PUT SOME SPICE IN MY FECES
THIS IS MY HARDEST POO
DEFECATION
HARD BREATHING
DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF MY ASS IS STILL BLEEDING
WOULD IT BE WRONG WOULD IT BE RIGHT
IF I SHIT IN THE STREET TONIGHT
CHANCES ARE THAT I MIGHT
SANITATION OUT OF SIGHT
AND I'M POOPING BEHIND A BUSH TONIGHT
CUZ I'M
POOPING OUT GOAT
POOPING OUT SPICE
WISH SOMEONE WOULD GIVE ME SOME RICE
POOPING OUT GOAT
POOPING OUT SPICE
WISH SOMEONE WOULD HAND ME SOME WIPES
NOTHING IS CLEAN
NOTHING IS WIPED
I'M POOPING IN THE STREET TONIGHT
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>>70854654
/pol/

Arguing if nukes would solve open defecation
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>>70841093
Are australian women based? Holyshit i want a shitposting chick, life would always be funny
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>>70854654
>Even if you detonate a 50 Megaton Tsar bomba in India you will need another ~29000 such bombs to immolate all poo with fireballs in the whole country.

Sounds like a great use of all the nuke stockpiles that exist in the west.
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Poo in the (you)
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>>70854654
Wrong. All you need is a single bomb aimed at a big city: detonating it will start a chain reaction with all the methane emanating from the shit-littered streets and food and turn the whole country into a glass crater.
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>>70855536
>Nuking India over the middle east.

Paki detected.
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>>70851082
He is a Pakistani
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>>70855192
KEK
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>>70855263
>is that all ye got ye poofta
>me dad fucks beetter than you ye pencil dicked faggit
>feck me mate, I've seen chinks bigger than that
>feck this mate, you couldn't make me come if I was on a fecking lead mate

I wouldn't be able to handle the bantz
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>>70840763
>Cultural reasons

Fuck! I just ate at an Indian place two days ago! Should I be worried?
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Poo in the stew
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>>70842873
>tfw I drove through that
It's not as complicated as it looks, and I can proudly say I'm one of a very select few Clapistanis who drove through the Magic Roundabout.

There's even signs when driving up to it that pretty much simplify it.
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>>70856632
they wash their hands with anti-bacterial soap after they wipe.
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How are there over a billion of these filthy Curry Niggers. Christ almighty they are worse than turks
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>>70857100
HE IS A PAKISTANI YOU STUPID FUCK. THEY DON'T USE SOAP AFTER WIPING. THEY JUST USE WATER
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>>70855536
>Today presidents of USA and Russia signed a historic LOO (Lowering Ordure Odor) treaty, under which all nuclear warheads previously scheduled for dismantlement will dropped on India to encourage its citizens to poo in loo.
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>>70857178
Same thing shit fingers
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D E S I G N A T E D
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>>70857100
Only in times when a natural disaster occurs can you cull their numbers.
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>>70857178
POO IN LOO
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>>70858660
no u
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>>70858057
GGUESS THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND MEXICO THANK CHICHANO
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>>70858849
>गेट्टींग ट्रीग्गर्ड बाइ मीम्स
वियु लैड
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>>70858744
give Estonia his gif back you dirty nigger
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>>70859122
Jaa na chodu. Har din harami log poo in loo kartey hai. Can't even post
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>>70841672

To be fair, the city did give the world XTC's music
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>>70859196
नहीं। फुक्क ओफ निगर

>>70859413
केक्
मुझे (योउ) अछे लग्ते हैन
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>>70841968
>2K16
>USING LOOJEW
good goys
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>>70848432
Amen. Empire building food.
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>>70848001

Hotdogs are made from better parts of the cow and pig than your blood pudding is, Muhammad.
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>>70858744
Stop taking Estonia's gif Apu
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>>70860449
>describes what filthy celts eat
>tries to use it to insult an Englishman
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>>70860724

Is there a difference, mongrel?
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Shittin' in the Kitchen
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>>70848173
>>70848465
how fucking cucked are you
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>>70860932
One eats Roast beef and Victoria Sponge, the other eats pigs blood and deep fried Mars bars.

But seeing as you come from a nation that routinely shits itself in public, abstaining from certain foods must be an alien concept to you
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>>70841093

Bantermaster strikes again
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>>70861137
They're clearly children whose only method of learning is through memes.
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they put estrogen in toilet paper to feminize the west

that's why indian women have moustaches
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SLURRY IN THE CURRY
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>>70843022
>Indian
>Pakistani
same shit different street
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>>70842873
i live here, it's really not hard to navigate
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>>70863576
Yeah I was just tracing it with my finger and it's pretty straight forward.

A single large roundabout would do the same job though... Why so over engineered?
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>>70864483
4 out of those 5 roads are very busy so it's a lot quicker to have multiple paths. You can go around the outside as if it were just a big roundabout if you want, but anyone who knows what they're doing can take a shorter path using the inner circle.
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>>70865787
Fair enough, I suppose that image is misleading with it being deserted. Roundabouts are truly a miracle for congestion at intersections
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>>70843022

Lets be honest you're all brown.
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>>70848001
Meals like that are why so many people died trying to get salt to your dumbass islands.
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>>70840763
>swindon

Oh fugg thats like 10 miles from me
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Reminder: Whenever "Climate Change" is invoked please retort that the third world is overpopulated, specifically India - a country of one billion who is literally shitting up the planet.
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>>70840763
>not one single comment saying DESIGNATED

Holy fuck the daily mail is boring
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>>70840763
>sees flag
lol this guy
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>>70842458
Godamn
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>>70869378
Reminder that first world countries use mote resources and are fucking up the planet more than third world countries

India is literally one of the least resource using country for its population


http://m.livescience.com/20308-greedy-nations-top-resource-users-earth.html
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>>70872535
First world countries... like China?
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