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You have 10 seconds to explain why you haven't moved to Australia yet.
>>70839213
I'm a soft cunt
>>70839254
he is a soft cunt. (probably from northern italy)
>>70839213
Fucking spiders man.
>And snakes
>>70839213
I have guns.
cucked country with no guns
>>70839317
And aussies
>>70839213
I probably will. Don't have the capital at the moment though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEkAAK_NuBQ
>>70839213
Is Australian weed good?
They said, "Fuck off, we're full."
Shithole prison island full of inbred abbo niggers
>>70839400
>doing drugs
Fuck off we're full
i cant compete with austrlian men
>>70839405
Literally never seen an abo in my life
Trick is to genocide the natives after you're done with them mate
>>70839213
No guns, no chance for guns and niggers.
>the loo of the old British empire
>nah yeah we're the best cunt mate coolies n' drop bears
There's a reason it's called down under
>>70839438
>a plant
>drugs
Pick one you stupid cunt. How many alcohols have you had today ya shitcunt?
>>70839213
I wouldn't qualify for immigration.
>>70839438
i dont do drugs an i clear to come
>>70839213
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkKKTsJZ5kU
I really don't think I could handle your women.
They have spiders that live in your willy
>>70839213
they probably only accept minorities
>>70839213
>Australia face
Das racis
>>70839405
M8 there's literally no abos in most of Australia.
They are too stupid to breed. Literally. Niggers are dumb but they can still fuck each other and their women can raise a dozen nigglets.
Abos don't even have this skill. if they have a kid they will sexually abuse it if they aren't kept under constant guard. It's totally fucked.
I'm part abo too, so I know a little bit about what Im talking about. If you want me to prove it i'll log into my 23andme
>>70839213
Poison spiders, snakes, and toads. And Emus.
>>70839213
Too hot and every single creature there is out to kill you in a horrible way. Even these cute buggers are venomous.
I like guns and emus
>>70839634
>I'm part abo
Post the proofs and then explain how the fuck that happened.
>>70839213
I'm afraid of irl shitposters.
They are full.
>>70839634
are there any upsides to having abo genetics ?
like .. do you have better visual memory or anything ?
>>70839566
I hope you're trolling but hey.
What is it with all cucks in general and assuming because something is 'natural' it's not a drug. A drug is simply something that has a physiological effect upon an organism.
Also, in toxicity. The dose makes the poison. That is it. Synthetic or natural makes no difference.
>>70839213
Everything is illegal
>>70839634
>literally the product of Abo incestual rape
>>70839668
I want to squeeze that nose
>>70839213
How can you move to Australia?
Is it easier compared to an American visa?
I was born there and haven't ever left, not even on a holiday.
My shitposting skills are on par with Cucknadians.
>>70839213
high blood pressure and hot weather literally kills me
>>70839746
They run on petrol.
There's just too many Australians in Australia.
Life's too short to deal with that many Australians
they told me to fuck off, they're full
>>70839438
drugs r bad u need to be whole with ur body and live a clean life in order to be closer to the essence of your being, in doing so maintaining respect and dignity in oneself because in order to complete life's major goal it is imperative to be of a whole mind and body -solely because the other side of the coin carries more weight, thus drugs are bad and you should never do anything resembling anything that changes the way your mind works such as jogging, aspirin, caffeine, booze, money, sex, and especially the herbal jew. Clean life no strife! :^)
>>70839843
Noice.
>>70839213
I need to improve my shitposting skills first.
>>70839213
They're full.
If you like funz dont come. I expect everything but bolt actions with 5 or less rounds to be banned to non-property owning citizens within 3 years. Its that bad here.
>>70839213
I would really love to honestly but the whole nogunz thing is a real turnoff as it is a pretty big hobby for me.
Honestly Australia is the only nofun country that I feel bad for... I mean, other countries deserve their bans because they are inherently pussy but Aussies really do deserve some firepower.
Sorry some kiwi faggot false flagged your country into banning it's guns.
>>70839438
Post dick you bogan dust ape
>>70839213
My grandma is on her last legs and my family's having a shit time. I've moved back closer to home to help out and see my sisters for a while - we're a pretty close family. Once she bites it I'm off. I'm not sure if I'll be heading straight to Oz, probably pick up a few snow seasons and work a summer in Portugal again - I went straight into work from uni so it'd be nice to have a bit of time tooling around between leaving my job and settling elsewhere.
>>70839978
what if i want to live in the outback and pretend to be crocodile dundee
>>70839400
Depends were you get it. Personally I prefer the stuff I can get in the country town I grew up in. It's normally sativa and they grow it out in the middle of nowhere. When I was in high school my mates found a sack full hidden in the bush when motor bike riding. They just gave people ounces for free because it was took much for the 4 of them, good times that was.
When I moved to the city I found id get mostly Indica and it would make me lazy as fuck. I stopped smoking it and it probably made my life way better. I'd be lucky to smoke weed once a year now.
>>70839707
My great grandmother was quarter abo. if you do the math it works out.
>>70839746
I work in a creative field, so it possibly gave me some art skills.
>>70839213
New zealand is better
It's full
>>70839213
Because I'm scared of giant fucking spiders and drop bears.
I've been there on the way to visit my sis in NZ. The heat is like ten thousand erupting volcanoes.
And Aussies HATE bongs. They fucking hate everyone.
How successful is the Australian points style system at keeping out degenerates?
>>70840098
Also part Jew, ironically I live in the kikiest part of london.
>>70839213
I can't handle the bantz.
I'm not white
>>70839213
they told me to fuck off because they were full
>>70840254
tfw 23andme has your dna forever
>>70839979
The indroduction of a lever action shotgun with a different cosmetic appearance to the old ones triggered the fuck out of the SJWs who hate guns; they are on the warparth here.
I can feel the next mass disarment coming.
>>70840369
Keep your enemies closer anon.
>>70839770
Marijuana is non toxic, non habit forming, and causes no long term damage. Smoking it MAY damage the lungs, but this damage is nearly completely mitigated by vaping.
>>70840489
>causes no long term damage
Wrong. If you do it from your teen years it can stunt your growth and possibly even brain development.
http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0892036201001611
http://www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.1300/J069v19n01_01
>>70840674
>and possibly even brain development.
Canada can finally be explained.
>>70839213
There is a higher standard of living where I'm at. Also, the fact that the only animals that can kill me are bigger than me and won't be able to sneak onto my clothes or into my house is a bonus.
>>70840674
First link is pertaining to prenatal exposure to smoke which obviously isn't going to be good for a developing fetus.
Fuck off pharma shill. Antibiotics are more damaging than weed.
>>70839770
Time to throw out the coffee England.
>>70840889
Coffee is an American thing.
>>70840401
As an American, every time I hear talk of banning firearms I die a little inside.
I am truly sorry Ausbros.
>>70839359
>>70839339
Based Finland
Plus I like being close to the most relevant country in the world.
Too many abos.
>>70839213
Spiders, insects and generally other nasty shit.
>>70839213
You're lucky they're all asleep or this would be a huge shitpost-fest
>>70839213
Because my country isn't a muslim hellhole, so i have no reason to move anywhere outside of it.
>>70840489
kek, I used to smoke 4-6 grams a day, I can tell you it does all of that and more.
I live in California which is the same except better gun laws and less things that kill you.
One big island of mostly desert. The most nasty and dangerous animals. It's literally criminals, abo's and even some creatures that resembles a human but shits out of his fingertops.
Jesus christ just burn it with fire.
>>70839213
Don't need some politicians trying to micromanage my personal life.
>>70839213
because thats what the kikes want, the best of us to flee the homeland and leave the working class to be slaughtred by africans.
also Australia is no longer white only and is in the process of some illuminati teir kikery and subversion, they will be nigger and gook by 2050, pic related, you have no where to run.
>>70841330
What if i eat it
>>70839213
>>70839213
I read that one Terry Pratchett book, no thank you. Fucking meat pie floater and spider continent
Costa Rican here. I haven't look into how to move to Australia as a legal resident and probably I wouldn't qualify as one because I don't have a job in an area the aussies need.
Also even if my country is becoming a shithole I don't think I qualify for humanitarian help or some crap like that.
>>70839213
lived there for a few years, was pretty interesting
>>70841750
Do what every other person does (mainly Brits).
Fly there on a tourist visa, and don't leave.
>>70839213
>it's 3am
what's it like having an aussie thread with no aussies?
>>70841849
But I guess is kind of hard to get a good job if you do that.
>>70842010
>Australia
>good job
That's a good one.
>>70842010
Define good.
You can earn good money (over $15p/h) doing basic labor or farm work.
>>70839213
Too poor
>>70839213
I think they're full
>>70841056
Mate I cant even describe this feel. Frustration, despair, rightious anger.
The bastards will get away with it too because every fucking kike owned newspaper and station will shill it and pump the moron boomers full of fear.
We wont have anything left this time. They will even take our Lee Enfields; I can sense it.
>>70839213
literally where?
Flag looks like Britain
>>70839213
Half the people I know already are
>>70842221
Anyone with enough money and the right know-how can obtain any gun they want in Australia.
People who say 'cant get muh gunz' just aren't willing to put in the effort.
>Nanny state with shit tier gun laws
>Shit tier Internet
>spiders
>summer at Christmas
>Those fucking accents
>only known species of venomous crab
>spiders
>spiders
No thanks m8
Canadafag here
I fucking hate cold weather. Thinking of moving to Australia.
My one reservation: I've heard it's really racist. Can any Ausfags confirm/disconfirm?
>>70839213
I heard they were full.
>>70839213
don't like spiders
>>70842365
Enjoy your mexicans
>>70842392
>>70842392
Everyone is racist to a point where it's not even racism anymore.
i.e. people will say nigger, chink, sand nigger and nobody bats an eye lid.
Imagine living in a country of 4channers, that's Australian culture.
>>70842430
I live in New Hampshire, it's 96 percent white. Besides, I would take Mexicans over fucking mudslimes.
>>70842497
fuck me. Is that just a language thing, though, or do people actually discriminate?
>>70839668
>too hot
>25-30c
>>70839213
poisonous everything
>not wanting this as your backyard
seriously /pol/, explain why your country is better
>>70842566
>heroin really isnt that bad
fucking kek no wonder you faggots have issues
>>70842430
Enjoy your Allahu Jihad Diversity Time. and dying because you can't get treatment :^)
>>70839213
Spids
Sneks
>>70839213
I cant bring myself to shitpost every day.
>>70842577
It's a nation of harden the fuck up. Something you clearly need to do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unkIVvjZc9Y
>>70842823
>not wanting this as your backyard
>>70842877
Don't knock it till you try it m8
>>70839213
i dont wanna get killed by abbos
>>70843081
well kill them before they chuck beer cans and spears at you
>>70842221
Nah, won't happen. The disarmament worked because we had a mass shooting. Without some big event to trigger people to give up guns, they won't have anybody turn theirs in, even if they do pass a law. People will just hide their guns or bury them. It's not like the cops are gonna thoroughly search every gun owner's house.
>>70839213
I failed the emu wrestling exam, passed the kangaroo, but fucking emus man.
>>70839213
You have some explaining to do, OP
>>70839213
aussie girl i know is setting me up with a job there for next winter. my plan is to spend canadian summers in toronto, and aussie summers is the Oz.
any tips?
also what city has the most white people?
>>70839213
Spend 4 months in Australia with a working visa, went back home to study. I regret everything.
>>70839213
The fooking spoidahs cunt
>>70839213
It's full and I was told to fuck off.
>>70839213
I like my guns and normal sized spiders
>>70839213
Gun rights.
Last time I was through those folks were a blast, though. Aussie women are way better than ours.
>>70841564
you'll be shitting out blue elephants giving birth to the universe
>>70843081
If you can't stop an abo from harming you then your are weaker than an aussie women. I don't think I've even heard of a non abo women being rapped by an abo.
>>70843632
Advice, fuck off we're full.
All cities are full of asians, indians, wogs, and niggers. Darwin might not have them but it is filled with abos. Even the small town I grew up in has them to an extent but no one really wants much to do with them except take away food.
>>70843632
>aussie girl i know is setting me up with a job there for next winter. my plan is to spend canadian summers in toronto, and aussie summers is the Oz.
>any tips?
Get around sport, if you're here in our summer then the cricket will be on. Every decent Aussie loves sport, so it's a great conversation starter.
Try and get out and see a bit of the country, I reckon the best people are those outside of the major cities.
If you run into a snake, stand still and it will eventually slither away.
Adelaide, Brisbane, Perth, or anywhere in Tasmania are all fairly white. It's really only inner city Melbourne and Sydney that aren't - after all, the country is around 90% European.
>>70844421
What about Walkabout Creek, shit was based
I heard they are full
I don't want to meet the Spoidahs
>>70844686
It's a national park, a wild life preserve. No one lives there. The 80's as far as I remember there wasn't any Indians and shit around. Some Asians and Wogs.
>>70839213
>Melbourne
>>70839213
I don't wanna get murdered by giant animals/insects.
>>70841330
Ok kiddo. I've been smoking for like 15 fucking years and can do an iron cross nigga so maybe you're just a faggot
>>70845046
read that in australian!
>>70839213
No guns allowed, would never live in a place where it is illegal to have efficient means to defend yourself.
>>70843399
I've been searching 'australia gun laws' for years to keep track of the climate.
Its bad atm, anti shit everywhere and the police commisioners (esp Melbourne) itching for round 2.
The problem is they were too successfull last time, (semi-auto rimfire and air rifles WTF?) its why they are so confident at getting even more.
>>70839213
No guns, no gaemz.
>>70839213
I'm not a criminal
burning hot desert hellhole
>>70839213
Not enough gun rights
>one reason
