kebab pizza from sweden
>>70838782
meanwhile in italy we eat Köttbullar (Swedish Meatballs) and admire their norse heritage.
Why do they hate their own culture so bad?
>>70838782
Tbqh kebab pizza and kebab stands are the one and only good thing to come from the muslim invasion.
>>70838782
Scottish pizza crunch? Sounds gross.
Kebab pizza in uk four years.
Mixed kebab calzone are awesome.
>>70838782
for whatever reason I read the title as kebab pizza removed from sweden.
>>70838782
Swedish Pizza:
A good idea turned into a disgusting, disjointed mish-mash of several terrible things. Looks horrifying, smells nauseating, and goes down like a cock breaded with course sand.
Swedish Culture:
>ctrl-v
>>70840060
>IKEA meatballs
ewww. Our meatballs are much better
Whait
Yogurt on a pizza?
WHY?
>>70840753
>whait
what*
>>70840731
True, fuck sweeden on every aspect
>Cauliflower Crust
fucking vegans gluten free poofs, might as well call it cocksuckers pizza
>>70838782
It's because every single pizzeria offers kebab as well, because they're owned by balkan- and arab immigrants.
Pretty sure it's the same thing in Finland, Norway and Denmark as well.
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>>70838782
Living in USA must be like heavens on the earth. Our pizza looks like that.
>>70840731
of course our are better but i like swedish ones too.
I always drive past a "kebab and pizza" place, I should ask them to make one of these
>>70841062
> frozen pizza
It's the same everywhere.
>>70841057
You should be pretty jealous. In FreedomLand, all of our pizza looks like this
>>70841272
Disgusting
>>70841062
It's made with ketchup and mayonnaise instead of marinara isn't it?
Kebab here is made from pork...
I've had pizza all over Europe and New York, it's all the fucking same.
Kebabpizza is the ultimate hungover food and it's not yoghurt sauce, it's garlic for fuck sake.
>>70838782
I approve
>>70838782
Eleven of the posted forty here. I didn't even know Kebab Pizza was a thing.
>>70838782
RRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REAL PIZZAS ARE SQUARE WITH SHIT LOADS OF TOPPINGS
>>70838782
We've had Kebab pizza here in the Netherlands for years already, it's actually really good with the garlic sauce.
>>70840731
We have the best meaty balls.
>>70841499
Go to bed Shane it's 3am
>>70841356
Your kebab is not made from pork, Sven, what a stupid thing to claim.
why are scots so fuckin obsessed with deep frying everything
>>70841992
They're ugly fucks, might as well be fat and ugly.
>>70838782
>Frutti do mare
>Scottish crunch
>Pizza cone
These have to be jokes. I will believe humanity is capable of killing 6 million Jews before I believe they're capable of these atrocities
>>70842293
>jokes
Went to the chippy the other week and 2 of my friends got a 1/2 pizza crunch each.
They're about as greasy as you could imagine.
>>70841867
Yes it is.
Therre are a few selling beef kebab, but the majority is pork kebab.
American pizza is absolutely disgusting, new york pizza might as well be some cheese chucked on a piece of paper and chicago pizza goes the complete opposite where it's just a fucking quiche with tomato sauce. Not to mention the disgusting amount of meat and cheese on the pizzas like goddamn. Why do Americans always try to destroy European culture like this?
>>70843435
pizza is american
american italian immigrants invented it
>>70843329
not buying it bub
>>70842699
Gross. And that's coming from a burger who just ate "Mexican style lasagna" last night.
No wonder the Scots wear kilts. Seems like they gotta be able to shit on a dime
>>70844491
>american education at work
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_pizza
http://blog.dictionary.com/whats-the-origin-of-pizza/
>>70841272
>Frozen Pizza
>That isn't Red Baron.
Man it's fucking grim in whatever state you're in.
>>70843435
>Dutch
>discerning palate
because herring pie is the highest of cuisine
Another interesting pizza I have only seen in Sweden is their version of 'hawaiian.' Ham and pineapple, yes, but they'l also add bananas and some sort of curry powder. Very different.
Looks like this.
>>70838782
kebabpizza is top tier drunk food tho, so fucking good desu with fries and kebabsauce. i dont hate the brown people for their lack of good food.
>>70841062
Last time I ordered a pizza myself it arrived like this. I assume it's not that bad
>>70845662
>Frozen Pizza
>That isn't Stoffer's Original Recipe French Bread Pizza
This shit use to be so fucking good. Then last year they changed the recipe and it became one of the worst.
Durrr hurr company brand guys lets fuck up the recipe and not bother to realize our hurting sales
>>70838782
This has to stop.
Sweden, you have to stop doing this.
The meme isn't funny anymore.
>>70843435
> american pizza
> judges solely on Jew York Grease Wedge and Chicago Raw Dough Wad w/ simulated cheeze food product
go to the west coast, hit up a Round Table or Papa Johns and get a Classic Combination then revel in the awesome.
>>70846441
curry and bananas on a ham n pineapple?
i'm intrigued
>>70841272
>totino's
Holy shit man you have bad taste. Like extremely bad.
I'm assuming you're one of those type of people who go to the 50 cent stores to buy canned expired cow brain fillings and eats it with a grin.
>>70846937
Peyton Plz go
>>70838782
Pleasure little Treasure.
>>70840946
>Has eggs
>Vegan
>>70838782
>most expensive pizza
>it has edible gold
Why would anybody want to eat gold?
>>70838782
>kebab pizza from sweden
Bet it was made by this tolerant and peaceful Swedish national
>>70846937
> Papa Johns and get a Classic Combination then revel in the awesome.
Papa Johns is disgusting half the time. It's mostly loaded up the ass with sodium and they give out dipping sauce to compensate for lack of defined tastes. Not to mention their topping menu is LACKING hard. Mostly just variations of few selected meats and green peppers. Fuck, they even got rid of their anchovies topping for w/e reason.
It's a highly established fast food pizza joint much like Dominoes and Pizza Hut. Akin to that of the big three in the fast food burger joints.
>>70847070
suck a dick east coast faggot.
west coast pizza is badass, east coast 'zzas just suck.
even in the backwards and retarded state of Utah the 'zzas are decent, but once you cross that mississippi the pizzas become garbage
>Jew York Formula
Grease is good
MORE grease makes it better
you should have to pour grease off your 'zza and then pat even more grease off with a stack of paper towels
>Chicago formula:
the dough is the cheapest part, so lets make the whole pie nothing but dough with a sprinkling of fake gubmint cheeze product and a splatter of plain tomato paste on top
>>70845676
>an american trying to call out another country's taste
you americans will literally eat anything as long as it's deep fried, including but not limited to butter, bubblegum and scorpions. Your state fairs are an astrocity to mankind.
>>70847600
you really aren't trying to say that an entire dish could be terrible from the top down
It became popular for a reason, go try some chicago pizza that actually bakes the dough properly
>>70847412
it makes your dookie sparkle.
this is why niggers with rap contracts become instant millionaires and 3 weeks later they are broke.
some sand niggers sprinkle their food with diamonds (cuz it magically makes your dick less floppy!)
it's a similar level of stupdity
>>70847412
https://youtu.be/rldEnh0bxM0
>>70847468
fuck i meant Papa Murphys
sorry for the confusion.
>>70847775
skip to 7:33
>>70847618
>you americans will literally eat anything as long as it's deep fried,
We do?
>Your state fairs are an astrocity to mankind.
It's more of a novelty when those fairs occur. Granted I never go to them hardly.
>>70847618
I think you confuse us with the Scottish
>>70847600
>'zzas
False flag detected, no on the best coast has ever said this.
That said, pizza is the only thing Commiefornia has done right. Crispy crust ftw.
Is it bad that I enjoy Domino's? I actually like their buffalo chicken pizza
>>70847720
> spent 3 weeks in chicago
> NO good pizza
> cheese steak sammiches were better than philly's though
> italian beef sammiches are bomb ass food.
> "Greek Town Dago Dog" at a local west coast chicago style eatery still haunts my dreams
Sweet Roll
Sweet Italian Sausage
Motherfuckin Tzatziki Sauce!!!
Dill Pickle Spear
Fresh Onion
Fresh Roma Tomato
Sprinkled With Poppy Seeds
shit im gettin hungry just thinkin about that motherfucker
>>70847775
> nigger with poorly drawn facial tats
> offering medical advice
> eat gold---->cure cancer
sounds legit.
>>70848106
>I actually like their buffalo chicken pizza
I tried it over a year ago, I hated it.
Though if I do go to Dominos, I usually just go for a Spinach, Onion, and Bacon pizza.
>>70848034
> nobody on the west coast says 'zzas
> washington/oregon fags detected
shampoo my crotch.
>>70843329
You don't even know that kebab is made from mutton/lamb. How is anybody supposed to trust your sperm-laced words?
>>70838782
I miss St. Louis style pie.
>>70848393
Why do you think the Jews like gold so much?
>>70848533
California, actually. Southern. I'll bet you still say "hella", too.
>>70840731
>IKEA meatballs
The last time I had them I vomited after I finished building the drawer I bought.
>>70848533
Open Wide
>>70848222
>you will never experience American food.
>>70848534
> kebab is made form mutton/lamb
> youre thinking of the greek Gyros
Kebab
grilled meat on a skewer
Gyros
rotating loaf of lamb/mutton and/or beef sliced into a pita with tzatziki sauce and vegetation
Schwarma
Mystery Meat treated like a Gyros Loaf, but actually contains mixed meats of dubious provenance
Likely Contents of Any Given Schwarma Loaf:
Beef
Chicken
Turkey
Lamb
Goat
Horse
Donkey
Cat
Dog
Pigeon
People
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1228311/Cannibals-sell-corpse-kebab-house-Russia.html
whould you trust a turkroach to use top quality ingredients?
i sure as fuck wouldnt.
>>70838782
The fuck are you talking about, those are pizza's from around the world.
>>70838782
Kebab is actually nice.
Indians really do bring good food with them.
Muslims don't.
Most "big" kebabs here do pizzas and theres always the pizza kebab. Tbh its quite good but i dont like White sauce base on a pizz
I cant blame the sandnigs for kebab. This is their one and only positive contributiion to society
Croatia makes some really great pizzas
>tuna and sweet corn
What in the fucking fuck.
>>70846565
fuck you im fasting fucking piece ofshit
>>70849470
Your fault
*tips fedora*
>>70849322
sounds delicious
>>70848978
I have. (scotfag in canut).
Delicious but horrendously greasy.
My only nag is they can't do fish and chips well.
We still excel with anything deep-fried.
Plus a ton of the chain restaurants are shite.
>>70838782
No matter what kind of pizza, remember: Crust first.
>>70849322
Never had that before? You Americans really are inferior to Europeans, holy shit
>>70853517
Yeah name anything English that's edible.
If it wasn't for south-asian cuisine the entire country would starve to death. I'm barely even exaggerating.
>>70840731
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXxSyUlpdoo
>>70854350
>fish and chips
>cooked english breakfast
look em up m8
>>70854959
>>fish and chips
Invented by a Jewish immigrant if you want to follow wikipedia on defining the line between fish and chips and other very similar dishes. If you draw that line slightly more liberally then they came from Spain. Definitely not English, try again.
>cooked english breakfast
This?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Full_breakfast
That's not a dish, it's not even really a collection of dishes, it's just the custom of having a full breakfast versus an appetizer in the morning. It's traditional lots of places outside of England or even the isles, e.g. Russia as well.
That's like claiming to have invented lunch lol.
>>70855770
Mate your entire country was invented by immigrats
>Yorkshire Puddings
I can do this all day
>>70857685
Why do you call everything pudding?
>>70857779
Honestly, I've no idea, not going to argue about food with an Italian lmao
>>70857793
Bit of Russian, but no Turkroach, sorry pal :/
>>70858029
I've looked it up on a dumb answer site and the answer that seemed more plausible is that pudding used to refer to a kind of bowl, so anything served in that bowl is a pudding, be it blood sausage or dessert, can any brits confirm?
>>70858441
I guess we have the Pudding bowl, it's a thing, and people used to use it to create haircuts and it looks so bad, see Dylann Roof for reference
>>70858441
It is the English version of boudin. Whilst we still do make boudin kind of stuff, such as black pudding and white pudding, I think in English cooking it developed to mean an emulsion or rather fine mix to be cooked together.
Its more done with batters or other flour mixes in the UK now however.
>/pol/ wants a man who eats his pizza like THIS to be president
>>70860873
>>/pol/ wants a man who eats his pizza like THIS to be president
So much yes
>>70840322
>Never had deep fried pizza.
I can buy a hole deep fried pizza with chips for £2.
>>70860691
>boudin
>mfw i find out now bodeun is a kind of italian blood sausage, whereas normally budino is used to refer to flans.
Brits were right all along
>>70860873
all the cool kids used to eat pizza like that
>>70838782
New York and Chicago Pizza are the best.
The real debate is which is better than the other.
>>70860873
Lost any respect to be honest, this is like eating icecream starting at the cone tip and holding the cream balls, officially stumped.
>>70848032
Americans learn from the best I guess.
>>70861209
It's also most probably derived from latin botellus for intestines, which are used to make sausage.
Flipped my pudding world upside down
>>70838782
its exist in france to i saw with my fukin eye.
>>70840060
Ill be honest, when it comes to food, for some reason shit skins excell. Ive tasted swedish food, it was meh.
>>70841272
Don't be so dishonest.
Our system is so awesome we have pizza for all economic levels.
That right there is nigger mexican tier pizza.
>>70846441
Pizzas are not standardized. Usually Hawaii is only Pineapple, ham, cheese and tomato sauce.
The one you've pictured is usually called Indiana.
In Cuckholm at least.
>>70864579
It's been a few years since I've been there but I am 100% sure that was what my neighborhood shop in Uppsala called a Hawaiian, and I saw it other places as well, but it may be be as you say unstandardized.
>>70864579
>it's called Indiana
I live in Indiana and we'd never eat that shit here. We eat NY and Chicago style pizzas. Why in the hell do you guys call that abomination an Indiana style pizza?
>>70865892
It's also sometimes called Africana (Yes) some reason, so I don't think there's any logic to it.
Fruit/curry pizzas often have peanuts on them too. It's surprisingly good.
>>70840609
American Culture:
Non-existent, unless you include obesity and hating browns, blacks and jews as 'culture'
>>70840060
>implying you wouldn't eat this
>>70840731
>>70840886
>>70848871
IKEA meatballs are for peasants who want to eat on a low budget. Seriously, who goes to a furniture store for lunch.
Real Swedish meatballs are incredible. Even the frozen supermarket ones beat out IKEA by a mile.
>>70860873
I'm a Cruzemissle now, definitively.
>>70860873
Isn't that from the old pizza hut commercial for their stuffed crust pizza? The one where the main gimmick was to eat it crust first?
>>70868282
gross no
>>70849470
why are you fasting
what's the occasion
>>70868432
What do you think the Italian meant by IKEA to begin with, that people go into a furniture store and buy meatballs?
IKEA = Sweden.
>>70868144
>Non-existent American culture
What is the fucking south then? southern culture is the essence of American culture.
>>70868282
Oh god yes. oh man that looks delicious.
>>70846441
weird with the banana's, but the curry powder would work. Doesn't really make sense regionally, but ok.
>>70840322
>Scottish pizza crunch?
>gross
clearly you have never had anything deep fried. I realize that you brits are scared of anything crunchy and salty, but c'mon buddy. just try it.
>>70838782
>Shitcago style and not Detroit style
Shit list desu
>>70846565
That has to be the grossest pizza I ever saw, that's basically what frozen pizza looks like here.
