Like seriously... you are all a bunch of gullable libs. This has to be the dumbest anti-Cruz smear yet!
Complete fear mongering from the degenerate left. I'm positive Cruz has rubbed one in his younger years. He's a human being.
BIBLE HIGH.
>>70837688
PUTS IT DOWN AND THEN HE LIES
Yeah, Cruz doesn't hate dildos, he has three of them in his ass in this picture!
Reminder that Ted Cruz is a Christian Dominionist and basically wants the state and the church to be one and the same thing.
He will NOT make anime real.
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>>70837314
El Rato strikes me as the kind of guy that used to raid panty drawers and engineer new ways to spy on the girls shower rooms back in the 80s.
>>70837314
>I'm positive Cruz has rubbed one in his younger years
rubbed a dildo? i'm sure he has, everyone knows there's a direct correlation between being a conservacuck and being a closet case.
/pol/ is a living breathing example
>>70837314
>I'm positive Cruz has rubbed one in his younger years.
That's all you think he's done?
I am 90% sure he has either raped someone OR he's a closet homo (who catches, doesn't pitch). He has that feel to him.
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>>70837974
>Gulable Libtards Confirmed
>>70837314
Cruz does a good enough job smearing himself, he doesn't need the media's help
>>70838085
Shut up Glenn, go rape some young women, you creep
Let's dispel this fiction that all religious people hate sex! Some do... but most Christians people believe in sexual responsibility. Ted Cruz is not a prude! Only a liberal would believe that.
>>70838068
To me he seems like someone who strangles hookers.
I believe he does want dildos banned. If his staffers are allowed to travel all over the country and use dildos that might mean less vagina to cum inside of for him.
>the day /pol/ became pro dildo just to bolster Trump, not realizing this same sight will make shit up about him in the general because it's a fucking feminist sight!
New low Trump fags.
>>70837916
>Ted is a Christian Fundamentalist
>Implying that this would not result in the most Anime-like women possible
>>70837314
Cruz has been on nofap for his whole life. That's where his masculinity comes from.
>>70837314
>mother Joan's has a bad article on trump
>it's bullshit
>mother Joan's has a bad article on cruz
>haha it's true
I don't like cruz but it's bullshit
>>70837314
He is Canadian after all. What Syrup Niggers "care" about isn't the same as what a American cares about.
>>70839363
Then your not a cuck! I defended Trump during the Chicago incident despite my support of Cruz. Glad there can still be some unity in this race.
>>70837314
Ted puts Candy Wrappers on his Dildos.
