help /pol/
I just got arrested for having a non-registered knife in the house .. i think a house mate called the police after seeing my knife in the cupboard .. the police says it's too long to possess without a license .. any advice ?
Convert to Islam.
bin the knife, ahmed
allah save the queen
>>70835233
Hope your Loo License was current.
Convert to islam and they won't bother you.
>>70835233
hide half of it in a paki
Alternatively, say you're a Sikh and it's your kirpan. Make sure to ask them if they want to see your magic undies.
>>70835233
I hear if you say that it's a Kirpan they can't arrest you because that would make them racist.
>>70835384
raycis
>>70835233
Wait, the knife license meme is actually true? kek
>>70835233
Current year, not sharpening the handle of a spoon to use as a makeshift knife.
What a pleb!
>>70835480
yeah, and i need to pay a 1000£ license fine now
>>70835233
stab them with it
Find out where the nearest politician lives who supports that stuff and kill their children.
>>70835233
Convert to Sikhism
>>70835233
stab your mate
