Daily reminder to thank the Americans for fending off an extraterrestrial invasion, we wouldn't be here without them.
>>70830149
>fending off
>implying the aliens didn't win
>>70830149
I watched that movie, it was shit
>>70830149
>fending off aliens capable of interstellar travel with ww2 tech
yeah ok /x/
Fuck off /x/ cunts
haha Americans shooting at light baloons and missing them;
THANKS CAPTAINS
>tfw your race has mastered intergalactic travel, but you're too fucking blazed all the time from that primo Zenktarian bud and you fuck up every time you try to conquer that backwater planet filled with bipedal ground apes who use combustion engines, explosive projectile weaponry, and who have only sent a few of their own on a short trip to their nearest moon in some ramshackle chemical propulsion rocket
>mfw aliens just wanted to say hi and we shot the fuck outta them
>>70832217
uh, this happened.
we got visitors but pumped them full of AA flak
just fucking bad timing, they probably just left in a hurry, wondering wtf happened
>>70830149
it was swamp gas
>>70830149
They didn't fend of anything. They panicked and attacked the craft of far superior beings. And not little grey men either. The only thing they hurt were the people on the ground.
>>70830149
>Look up "Battle of Los Angeles"
Boy, what an immense, embarrassing waste of AA shells that was.
