Say something nice about my country
>>70827091
Putin is pretty good.
>>70827091
Sorry but there's nothing
>>70827091
last referendum, at least you voted the right way, not that your shitty country values the will of the people
>>70827131
Agreed but what about king willy
Geert is a sound bloke.
>>70827197
come on man, just give it a rest or i'm going to post it again
>>70827201
Never heared of him\he was already dead.
>>70827091
Thank you for Hardstyle
The Netherlands is an amazing country, trust me I am a buitenlander.
>>70827091
>Say something nice about my country
I can't.
Not to say that the netherlands are particularly bad in any way or that I dislike them, but I cannot think of a single good stereotype or statement I've ever heard made about the dutch.
Better than Sweden
>>70827486
kanker op vieze kankerallochtoon
kanker achterlijke kankermongool
krijg de pest en sterf tyfus teringhoerenzoon
achterlijke gladiool
>>70827194
>solar roads
Dumbest thing I've seen in my life.
>>70827091
You lost your colonies so you can't do as much damage to the world as you used to.
>>70827091
Netherlands seems to have a low amount of shitposters per capita here on /pol/.
>>70827091
ING Bank.
No human interface when you deposit or withdraw money.
>>70827091
you have good warcraft 3 players and electronic music
>>70827194
French flag?
Let's make some changes
Coincidence?
>>70827402
post what again
>>70827091
Pretty good stand on encryption:
>Dutch government backs strong encryption, condemns backdoors
>>70827091
It has a cool name. Lands of Nether.
>>70827621
ATM's are pretty common in the civilized world
>>70827091
DUDE
>>70827091
Geert is based and I like your cheese and your funny accents.
Plus you guys have been really supportive for us regarding Brexit, here's to hoping we'll leave and pass the baton to you.
you send us tulips because we liberated you in the war although the Americans did too but we get all the credit for some reason.
>>70827091
I have good friends in your country
>>70827091
Also good for web hosting and VPN
You make some good beers.
>>70827716
Yes, but most banks, except ING, have ATM's outside, wich is dangerous...
And only at ING you can deposit money through ATM, without any cost.
>>70827565
m-maar ik ben hier geboren en heb alleen Nederlandse vrienden
>>70827603
We still have colonies, mate. Aruba, Bonaire, Curacao and St. Martin.
>>70827754
We're just trying to expunge the fact we were all either collaborators or SS members.
>>70827091
You almost won the world cup in 2010!
>>70827091
The few native NL people I met were handsome and bros. Also the girls were nice and looked very good. I hope you guys will manage to carry through the shitskin invasion.
>>70827194
Hahaha I was hoping for that pos to break
>>70827091
I'm sorry, I can't.
There's honestly nothing good about the Netherlands.
It's not hell on earth, but that's about it.
>>70827884
the integration is going weel i see
Vitesse Arnhem are based as fuck.
>>70827916
>>70827883
they have those here in nearly every bank. I can even go to a bank I don't have an account at and deposit there without any fees since all the finnish banks have agreed to share the same ATMs inside or outside a bank.
You are all tall and you helped us fight the disgusting Catholic filth.
>>70827681
you're not pic related?
>>70827683
thats right fags, no buttfucking
>>70828246
thanks for the independence
United Kingdom of Great Britain, Ireland and the Netherlands, when?
>>70828293
no im not that guy but ive been in threads with him helping him out
>>70827091
>Say something nice about my country
I enjoy how similar your language is to English. I can understand most of Heidevolk's lyrics.
>>70828379
OUT!
RAUS!
>>70828189
ok doei :(
I used to play videogames with people from Netherlands, they were really chill stoners who just laughed at everything, generally really nice bunch of people. Also, Heineken.
>>70828468
>Also, Heineken.
absolute shit tier beer enjoyed only by people degenerate enough to think anything foreign is fancy
>>70828419
lol you netherlanders are always so butthurt
but try to see it from our perspective
here in Switzerland the best country of all we did not even know that the concept of non binding votes even exists
204 cm here
>>70828602
It doesn't exit.
But you know.
""""""""""Democracy""""""""""
>>70828602
that the referendum was non binding was never the point though
it was just to send a message
>>70828656
Shortass 196cm here.
At least I have muscle mass. 115kg, 16% bf here.
>>70827091
love your parades and just your culture
>>70828766
>send a message
what message? the one the EU oligarchs swiftly swept under the carpet and the media barely even mentioned? wow its fucking nothing
if I lived in your shitty trash country I would immediately organize a demo
You deal with flooding a lot better than we do.
>>70828973
>what message? the one the EU oligarchs swiftly swept under the carpet and the media barely even mentioned? wow its fucking nothing
The message wasn't the fucking politicians, idiot
It was to the dutch people, that the political elite doesn't give a fuck about us
we don't need a demo, we're having our national elections within 9 months and the political elite is going to be BTFO
>>70827744
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDseAYw-gOE
>>70827091
Your fast food is bretty gud.
It is objectively the best country on earth
I can say this because I am not prejudiced
>>70827091
You look like France tripped over.
>>70827194
HAHAHA Solar roads have actually been made? I thought this meme was discredited af infancy!
>>70827091
Dude weed?
>>70829358
POMMES KRIEG
>>70829525
lmao
>>70829147
>we're having our national elections within 9 months and the political elite is going to be BTFO
big talk is meaningless. so shush till you have actually done it
>>70827091
The only non-white Nederlander I've know actually had a white father rather than the "typical."
>>70829650
jesus christ you're fucking retarded
do not ever speak to me or my wife's son ever again
>>70829525
Dude "legal" prostitution lmao
>>70827091
dank
>>70829703
>my wife's son ever again
lol you are all cucks too
>>70827091
Sorry Jan, I racked my brain and came up with nothing. You're budget Germany.
Vuile kankerlijer
>>70827194
This shit is like 500 meters from my house
>>70829842
aren't we richer and more succesful than Germany though
>>70827091
You have nice tulips
>>70829861
who paid for it? private or gubbinment?
>>70829951
i believe it was sponsored by the goverment and some nature organisation
>>70829823
Is that a real meme or lib saying?
Show original
What is the red light district like in Amsterdam? Where are good places to find decent prostitutes?
>>70829823
I think you missed the joke muhammed
>>70829907
You produced Vieze Freddy. Need I say more?
>>70830054
>decent prostitutes
no such thing you degenerate fuck
>>70830054
And they're all eastern European
>>70827884
>black fathers with their families
???
>>70830034
so tax money was involved. on which level?
here we have communal, cantonal and federal. when communal it is especially easy because we have 2-3 communal assemblies each year where we vote for communal budget and so on and also have the opportunity to bring up a topic. if my commune did something as stupid as this I would use this opportunity and hold a 10 min presentation in front of everyone bashing the idiocy of the project just for the butthurt that would follow and the redpilling of the public
>>70829662
>typical
Which is?
>>70827091
Baruch Spinoza
Pretty much the only good thing about your country.
And even he was Jewish.
>>70830082
vieze fredyyyyy
alsof je dat niet wist
want ik drink tot de motherfucking fles leeg is
heb pas doekoe, als ik bierflesjes inwissel
dan ben ik pas stang, yo, uh, fo shizzle
je lacht maar ik maak hier geen motherfucking grappen
pus uit m'n pik, je kan een lauw biertje tappen
sta te spacen, maar, ben niet van star trek
ook geen bussa bus maar ik breek wel je nek
heh heh, heh heh, komt alleen uit mn achterste
moeders en dochters ze verachten me
ben van baksteen, alsof je dat niet ruikt
want de een is dik en de ander gebruikt
ik ben tuig
van de eerste klasse
en je wast je handen al tijdens het plassen
kijk me aan
je weet precies hoe laat het is
baksteen
de rest is geschiedenis
>>70829907
yeah you are
you also are great scientific contributors per capita, almost up to Swiss level
>>70827091
I was in Arnhem once for DUDE WEED LMAO. Beautifull City but to many niggers. Even here isnt so bad wtf.
>>70830425
ain't much if ya ain't dutch
to be fair though, both of us got most scientific contribution during renaissance period when persecuted people came to our countries and got to do cool shit
>>70830425
That's a big PNG
>>70827091
Why haven't you and France Split up Belgium yet?
>>70827656
USA flag?
Let's make some changes
Coincidence?
>>70830620
German flag?
Let's make some changes
Coincidence?
Last time I was in NEDER-land there we're lots of tall qt's around.
Food was terrible tho
>>70830525
well, when a tiny european country contributes more to scientific progress than china, india and africa combined (which is about 50% of world population) that says a lot
You guys have weed and prostitutes legalized, and also armin van buuren. Also climate is comfy imo, would move and work diligently
>>70830686
No
>>70830687
>Food was terrible tho
you're going to fucking stuff you face with potatoes and beans and you're going to like it you fat fuck
NO
NO MORE BURGERS AND FRIEND CHICKEN
EAT THE VEGETABLES
You won't have to worry about mudslimes in your country in 100 years
>>70830797
Btw why are your Windows so big
>>70830966
are they?
what the fuck i've never heard this
>>70827884
Sweden calling somebody else a cuck lol.
That's enough!
Now say something nice about my country.
>>70830999
They're huge and everyone walking by can see into your living room
It's kinda weird m8
>>70827091
DUDE WEED LMAO
>>70830966
We love to watch the world burn from inside.
>>70831075
i guess its to promote competition between hookers?
i dont know man, i never noticed
>>70828007
Amai zeg! Samson en Gert
>>70830999
You can watch like Everything that happens in every house Kinda Weird.
>>70827091
I love the old Rotterdam Records and Mokum stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C80d0q6eH04&nohtml5=False
>>70827091
Anne Frank was a sweet little Jewish girl.
Shame what happened to her.
Oh god, just imagine getting to be Peter van Pels deflowering that sweet girl on a lazy Amsterdam afternoon, lying and learn what each other's bodies were for.
Now imagine nine months later, she's got a massive bulging stomach from carrying your child inside of her and it seems like she’s gonna pop any moment now. Her popped belly button makes it look like she's got a giant third boob where her stomach once was. She waddles around and can barely move half of the time. She's developed an insatiable craving for your dick and you've likewise developed a taste for her pussy. You’re both cooped up in an attic all day have nothing better to do besides fuck like an unsustainable third world population. You lie down on your back, she strips off her almost comically too small clothes and kneels on top of you. She grabs a hold of your rock hard cock, inserts it deep inside of her, and begins to ride you like a stallion. You feel the pressure from her incredible weight and huge round belly bearing down on you but the indescribable pleasure of her tight pussy throbbing on you cock negates any discomfort. You sink into her beautiful soul, into that secret place where no one dares to go. After 30 minutes, you and her are both moaning with ever greater intensity, you know it won't be long now. Suddenly, you feel your cock shaking like a V-2 rocket and the orgasm reaches it's climax as your cum literally explodes like an 88mm AT round inside her Sherman tank, blowing the turret right off. You and her both join as one, souls screaming from the sheer ecstasy. As the elation wears off, she lies next to you. Too exhausted to do anything else, you simply hold her in your embrace. In that moment, there is no family squabbles, no Nazis, no war. Just you and her, watching the sky turn pink with the setting sun.
>>70831075
It's true Ameribro. I always close the curtains but loads of houses you can just look into and look at the daughters and sons and how they eat and watch telly and stuff at night
>police pls dontarrest me
>>70831075
Yea true fucking annoying, white light curtians tho.
>>70827091
ARJEN ROBBEN
>>70827091
The prince's flag was better.
>>70827091
Anne Frank was a sweet and beautiful little Jewish girl.
Shame what happened to her.
Oh god, just imagine getting to be Peter van Pels deflowering that sweet girl on a lazy Amsterdam afternoon, lying and learn what each other's bodies were for.
Now imagine nine months later, she's got a massive bulging stomach from carrying your child inside of her and it seems like she’s gonna pop any moment now. Her popped belly button makes it look like she's got a giant third boob where her stomach once was. She waddles around and can barely move half of the time. She's developed an insatiable craving for your dick and you've likewise developed a taste for her pussy. You’re both cooped up in an attic all day have nothing better to do besides fuck like an unsustainable third world population. You lie down on your back, she strips off her almost comically too small clothes and kneels on top of you. She grabs a hold of your rock hard cock, inserts it deep inside of her, and begins to ride you like a stallion. You feel the pressure from her incredible weight and huge round belly bearing down on you but the indescribable pleasure of her tight pussy throbbing on you cock negates any discomfort. You sink into her beautiful soul, into that secret place where no one dares to go. After 30 minutes, you and her are both moaning with ever greater intensity, you know it won't be long now. Suddenly, you feel your cock shaking like a V-2 rocket and the orgasm reaches it's climax as your cum literally explodes like an 88mm AT round inside her Sherman tank, blowing the turret right off. You and her both join as one, souls screaming from the sheer ecstasy. As the elation wears off, she lies next to you. Too exhausted to do anything else, you simply hold her in your embrace. In that moment, there is no family squabbles, no Nazis, no war. Just you and her, watching the sky turn pink with the setting sun.
>>70831235
Fuck off Nederlands, you are pretty much a non-country since 1985
>>70827091
>pic related
>>70827194
That's ice you dumb faggot
>>70831350
Leaf the wannabe Australian shit poster.
>>70831361
either his head is too big or his face is too small, i don't know which one it is, but he looks fucking weird to me
>>70827322
>>70827194
>Eternal Anglo and Eternal Francophone
what else is new?
>>70831476
the anglo was saying something nice, ya nerd
>>70831350
>you are pretty much a non-country
>posted by a fucking leaf
>>70830479
I've been to arnhem too 4 month's ago I said the same too many foreigners I live above arnhem Apeldoorn and here it's way better
>>70827091
you guys are pretty unbureaucratic.
I got laid so many times with loose Dutch girls.
Fucking amazing place. All I remember is being drunk and high with some good looking tall Dutch goddess riding my cock.
Your women are so fucking easy.
>>70831285
Diving cunt. And Sneijder is a disloyal prick who ruined his own brother's career. Van Persie was pretty good though. For an adulterous bastard. Oh well, I guess we've still got Guus Hiddink.
>>70831350
Wait, why since 1985? What happened in 1985?
>1830, lose Belgium and Luxemburg
>1940 invaded by Germany
>1954 join ECG
>1992 treaty of maastricht
>1999 join Euro
Any of those, sure, but 1985?
>>70831680
Just google 'breezersletje', those are the really easy girls
>>70827091
I love kaassouflee, frikandeln, vla and amnesia haze. The girls are hot yet guys look like plebs.
Belgium has better fries, but is kinda the strange cousin of Netherlands.
>>70827091
um peter the great spend alot of time in the Netherlands and during his reign he both build st. petersburg by modeling it after the dutch cities and took the tricolor of the dutch.
dunno man nothing new, basic history.
>>70831829
>Belgium has better fries
DELETE THIS
>>70831075
>>70831185
Stop windowblaming shitlords, don't watch into my house or look at my wife's son ever again.
>>70832016
He also worked incognito in a Dutch shipyard for a while and used the knowledge he learned there to modernize the Russian navy.
Badass.
>>70832085
But its fun to watch. You are pretty weird people(pretty much the european Japan) so that makes it better.
>>70832069
But it's the truth, kaaskop.
>>70827091
Your flag is very pretty.
So pretty that I'd like to put two together.
>>70831818
I remember visiting my cousin in NL.
I used to get blowjobs from her friends for no reason other than they were "bored."
They were so direct with me. I swear they would say like: "We never try two women and one man. We want to try with you."
They're so sexually straightforward. I was in high school then and Dutch women really made me a man.
I really believe my testicles couldn't produce enough semen to meet the demand.
Was I lucky or are they always so sexually "direct"?
I swear all my cousin's friends looked like pic related. Such wonderful times.
>>70827091
You helped make Russia great.
Our greatest achievement as a national football team is beating you.
>>70832452
You were lucky, very lucky.
>>70827091
I like your langauge so much I learned some my sefl can't wait to find a Dutch person or afrikkaner to make them go the fuck spic can speak Dutch
>>70832408
Dutch fries are thin, long and beautiful.
Belgian fries are fatty and gross.
>>70832428
underrated comment; here is your (you)
>>70831295
Mine ?
>>70827091
Stefanie Woosten chick. And Carole van houten. Paul verhoeven movies.
Your lagers are tip top aswell Heineken is fantastic and Amsterdam is cool. Apart from all the wu tang clan niggas there trying to sell caffeine powder as coke.
>>70832636
The same difference goes for the 2 countries women
>>70827091
I hate your fucking flags.
>>70832957
Belgium on suicide watch
>>70833047
exactly what i meant . Mijn frikandel in 32 packs while watching fucking Ploppe di Plopp on TV
>>70833047
>vlaamsblok.png
>>70832994
>>70832636
>>70832957
>>70833047
>>70833127
>>70833221
Fucking Euro flags are so confusing.
You guys literally have the same flag.
>SOME FUCKING STRIPES
>>70827091
>>70832597
One question NL anon, when I visited some family out in Utrecht, the houses in the countryside seemed to be very 'orderly' and the towns we drove through looked perfect, flowers on the houses were perfect, houses looked immaculate, everything was "clean" whereas the big cities obviously weren't.
Is this because 'real' Nederlanders are very orderly people?
My family is NL with your general "van XXXXX" last name, but my uncle works is an officer in your armed forces. So he's always disciplined and really conservative.
My aunt says that NL had a Protestant/hard work ethic and were fairly united as a people before Turks and Eaten Europeans migrated to the country. Her side of the family were farmers, though.
>>70833729
FUCKING
the whole west is just degenerate
>>70827194
Are solar roads fucking real? wtf
>>70833805
>STRIPES!
>>70827091
Your women are very large (tall). I like tall.
>>70828586
I've heard Americans say Stella is fancy.
>>70827091
Nice flag.
>>70833604
Funny because i live in the countryside around of Utrecht. The towns around 40.000-80.000 people are great, just very orderly, people feel responsible for their streets and the streets are cleaned regularly. We have an orderly, hard working ethic that is very much still alive in the towns although the religion has dissapeared pretty much. I am always surprised at towns of the same size in Belgium and Germany that look like absolute shit, half finished houses, dirty streets etc. We really have it pretty much set here.
>>70834053
We're the tallest people on earth, excluding a couple of ethnic minorities like Masaai and Mountain croats.
>>70827091
kaaskopfe
>>70827201
Since he ran away from Brussels not that based
>>70827091
Ey zielige kelderbewoner,WE ARE AQUAFRESH.
Never forget our savior
>>66666666
Also
>kanker
>>70833345
>Mark_Rutte_lacht_om_het_idee_om_het_referendum_te_volgen.jpg
>>70827091
>>70827091
>>70827091
No it isn't a coincidence.
>>70827091
DUDE WEED
>>70827754
you welcome
>>70827091
The red light district is an awesone place
>>70827091
Dutch marines were bretty fun on training exercises desu
>>70827194
SOLAR
>>70827091
your weed is pretty good, but it's cheaper here
mccaine was from there and he was a cool mod and a cool fag for awhile
>>70830768
Yes
>Colgate flag
Pioneered the wooden shoe.
>>70827091
Hookers
>>70827322
>that hair
Fuck Gay Wielders meme
>>70838100
FREAKIN
>>70827091
