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Ok, I'm fucking sick of this shitty Urop, I want to Migrate to the US and be a US citizens.

I want to go to Alaska, and forget about Baguettes and dogs caca everywhere
I want to own gunz
I want to be FREE !!

Question: Am I going to get what I'm expecting ?
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>>70820224

YES AND MUCH MORE MY GREATEST ALLY, FRANCE. YOU WILL HAVE QT ALASKAN GIRLS AND UH, SALMON. YOU LIKE SALMON RIGHT? I DO!
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Alaska must suck
Personally I dream to one day go live in Montana and be neighbor with Based Garrison
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>>70820224

So you're surrendering your nationality?
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>>70820331
I have a friend who went there and he showed me some pictures, and I fell in love with it

Is it going to be hard for a French to get in the Alaskan Society ?
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>>70820224

Yes but please don't. You people don't deserve to live here and you'll come over and vote for the same shit and try and force everybody to be more tolerant and leftist and then it's just as bad as where you come from. You think you want guns and freedom, but you really don't. Don't come here and ruin it.
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>>70820530
Americans love foreigners and we find you token and intriguing, so you'll be just fine.
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>>70820532
And if you get here and encounter anons like this one, remind them that France is responsible for America's existence.
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>>70820530
pls go under your pic related for 120 minutes
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>>70820224
go to texas you commie faggot
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>>70820530
I live in Ohio but I had a teacher who lived in Alaska.

He said there was nothing to do but drink so there was a bar on every corner.

Do you like beer?
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>>70820224
>he thinks life in murka is better than in the eu
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>>70820224
Unfortunately, it is pretty much currently impossible for a white male to immigrate to the US.
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>>70820774
I'm kind of quite person and prefer solitary, but Love hanging in bar in the weekends, hope there are some Qts
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>>70820853
Well If you're rich, you can live in the US 10 times better than EU
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>>70820711

You're probably from fucking California so you don't get it, but people from California do the same thing. There's a reason Utah was one of the first states to legalize gay marriage and its not because Mormons are so tolerant. Fucking Californians move out of their cracker box tiny apartment to about ten acres in a real free state and think instantly 'damn they've done great with a bunch of white people here, but I really think we need more homosexuality and black people in neighborhoods I don't live in' and they fucking make it happen. Euros have the problem of being twice as cucked but don't even bring as much wealth to the local economy.

You might as well at say 'but we're all African senpai' go fuck yourself euro stay out
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>>70820331
>Alaska
>girls
Haha, good luck finding one
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Here is electrician dude, I have questions

Will Alaska tax my asshole sore like dprf?

What kind of gun restrictions so do you have

Can I get decent internet
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>>70820853
Idk mane, at least "murrica has some white people in it unlike France
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move to switzerland retard
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>>70821212
>Paris is France: the post

gtfo Burkina Faso pls
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>>70820224
>French
Why am I not surprised
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>>70821413
Switzerland is so fucking small and it's full of annoying watch makers
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>>70820853
Merkel go
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>>70820516

Ayyyy, we need more frenchies. We've got too many italians/germans and irish. They've usually got something interesting to say.
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>>70821043

Women in Alaska have a saying "the odds are good but the goods are odd" because there's more men but they're all eccentric.

I think OP has good shot though. Don't women like french accents?
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>>70820224
alaska would a state more fit for people from the nords than rather mainland europe. It's climate will be tough on you, you cannot even imagine the winters and the total darkness.

But sounds like a fucking dream to me these days too. No shitskins and niggers. But.. there is a fight to be fought here.
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You're leaving a shithole for another one, good job.
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>>70821928
>Romania
Hehe, Duuude
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>>70820516
>French nationality meaning anything

Kek

You realize you only need to act French to be a citizen? You grandpa can be French,but if he has not acted like a French citizen In 50 year u lose that citizenship
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>>70821928

Nope, Alaskas no shithole. Los Angeles, is a shithole (trust me). Alaska might be 'poorer' in terms of money, but non existent shit skins and beautiful landscape makes up for it.
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>>70822130
I've been to France and you're filled with every kind of shitskin you can imagine. Middle easterns, gypsies, chinks, etc. I'd rather be poor than black like you.
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>>70820224
Do you have a degree in a social science? Do you believe healthcare is a human right?

If you've answered yes to either of these, I'm afraid you need to sleep in the bed you've made.
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You're going to get a country that is 60% white
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>>70822231
>no shitskins
According to the 2010 United States census, the racial composition of Alaska was the following:[5]

White: 66.7% (Non-Hispanic Whites: 64.1%)
Black 3.6%
Asian 5.4% ( Hmong, 0.3% Chinese, 0.2% Laotian, 0.2% Japanese, 0.1% Indian, 0.1% Vietnamese, 0.1% Thai)
American Indian or Alaskan Native 14.8%
Pacific Islander: 1.0% (0.7% Samoan, 0.1% Hawaiian, 0.1% Tongan)
Two or more races: 7.3%
Other races: 1.7

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_Alaska
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>>70822299
Dude, shill. did France deny your visa or something ?
>>70822312
I know you don't have free healthcare, but I can pay shit with my own money, and I know a lot about the US already
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>>70822564
No, I was just passing though. I don't see even a chromosome missing person moving to France. You have nothing left of value. America never had.
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>>70822424

m8, 3.6% shit skins, thats fucking beautiful. Alaskan natives aren't that bad, eskimos that most likely live in their own communities.
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>>70820224
Make sure to move to an area with actual infrastructure.
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>>70820224
Alaskan here.

It's a nice place, just prepare to be FUCKING COLD during winter. You can live in a place like Anchorage and have pretty alright winters, but my hometown is Fairbanks, and we get some stupid cold winters.

Alaska is a "shall issue" state, so you can CCW all day err day just because you wanna.
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>>70822564
You tactfully dodged the social science degree question... what do you do for work?
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>>70822823
The only time I ever had a problem with natives was during the annual Chief's conference that happens. Basically, a bunch of people from the bush come out to town and spend money they saved on booze and trash their hotels and other dumb shit.

Also, the DV rates in AK are insane....until you remove natives from the calculation, and then we are near the bottom.
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>>70823015
doing masters in nuclear engineering
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>>70823200
Come on over, brother!
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Alaska is being invaded with sociopathic nutjobs who believe it's still 1880. The locals are getting really sick of dealing with these mentally ill people. Most Alaskans are reasonable moderate people who aren't hiding from the government or going innawoods. They're very much live and get along people.
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>>70823020

A question, you may or may not be able to answer. I'm gonna be going to school to study botany. Are there any kind of research institutes around there? I would IMAGINE so, as the polar biome is only found in Alaska in our country, but do you know anything about this in particular?
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>>70820224
The girls here will drop their panties left and right for foreign guys. Hope you like being knee-deep in pussy.
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>>70823200
You can do your PhD here, get a student visa, and then a 2 year work visa. You'll get an h1, with green card sponsorship, no problem.
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>>70823357
I think that University of Alaska Anchorage, and University of Alaska Fairbanks have Botany programs. I don't know how they are rated, but I know you'll get to see a lot of pristine bush on studies. Have a friend who does large animal research and goes all over the state to do studies.

http://accs.uaa.alaska.edu/botany/

http://www.geobotany.uaf.edu/

Then there is my dumb ass who did a degree in foreign languages. Weeeeeeeeeeeew.
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>>70820224

My French friend, there is something very important you must realize about Alaska: there are no women there. The ones that are there are like less hairy lumberjacks.
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>>70820530
>Is it going to be hard for a French to get in the Alaskan Society ?
Nobody will care where you are from as long as you like being an American
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>>70823460
>and then a 2 year work visa
how this work? never knew about it
I thought just years of green card and I can do double nationality
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>>70820224
You'll probably die the first winter. Seriously.
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>>70823634
>hairy women

Sounds like the french guy would fit right in.
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>>70823790

Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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>>70821140
There are basically no restrictions, plenty of forest to go shoot in, and you can conceal carry without a license because constitutional carry. Plus it's cold and dark often, so you'd feel right at home.
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>>70821140
>Alaska
>Gun restrictions

Pick one
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>>70823742
IIRC immigrating LEGALLY is a fucking pain, but, if you can find work in the US you can basically stay while you work on the naturalization process.

If you marry an American life becomes much easier as naturalization is a cakewalk after that.
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>>70824118
Hey faggot wanna compare internet speeds?
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>>70824086

We do have game restrictions, so you can't just Buffalo Bill the place at your whim. Fines and jail can be brutal for poachers. But yeah, it's pretty stupid to go innawoods without protection.
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>>70820853
>ferrets
newfag
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>>70820853
As somebody who grew up in Germany, it is. No guns, no freedom, politicians don't care if Muslims kill you. The EU is a giant globalist meme.

Glaub mir Hans, es ist besser hier.
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>>70824267
>implying internet speed will improve your life
I'm happy with 3mb/s
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>>70824267
Hello Bernie
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>>70824356
It does. Try watching a livestream in 4k at 60hz
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>>70821140

Here you go:

>no
>Only federal, AK is a "shall issue" state, meaning you can carry concealed without needing to buy your right to bare arms from the government back.
>Internet sucks, many places still have download caps and such. Net is getting better, sure, and speeds are fine, it's just data rates are not so fun. figure Alaska is 49th in the US population (about 700,000 people) but makes up about 15% of the total US land mass, hard to hook everyone up with good net.
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>>70824118
are there some desperate American women who can marry me for naturalization for money?
I always get trouble finding the right girl, and I believe it will take me years to find right one
and how long should I be married to get nationality?
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>>70824562
Just don't give up on your national identity you fucking cuck shit. You're not going to america to be french, but american. Stay where you are and deal with your shit.
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>>70824562
>and how long should I be married to get nationality?
I think it's either 5 or 3 years before you get full citizenship.
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>>70824449
How close do you live to your test server? Mine is is in Tokyo, and I'm kinda far from there.

Nice speeds though, I can stream 4k at 60fps no problem so I'm not really needing to wave my dick at all.
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>>70824449
That image is as old as your mothers saggy left nipple.
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>>70824562
>desperate American women.
Plenty.

How much can you deadlift?

"Green Card Marriages" are common, sure. Honestly meeting women isn't that hard here, you just have to live somewhere with a population. I definitely would see how things would have been much harder before the internet and when the population was lower.
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>>70824725
Around 180km.
>>70824729
It's my OC you idiot. I just don't bother taking a new one every time I post.
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>>70820224

En Alaska ... C'est possible. Ne vas pas aux grand villes de East Coast. C'est là où on trouve des negrès, féministes, etc. Au West Coast aux grandes villes c'est pareil - mais beaucoup plus des mexicains là. Moi je te suggère de considérer Alaska, "fly over country," et quelques endroits de sud. Arkansas, par exemple, si on est loin des villes, c'est très beau et très calme.

La difficulté c'est que notre gouvernement n'aime pas accepter les européens. On préfère les negrès évidement. Si Trump gagnera ça serait plus facile peut être.
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>>70824958
Get on my upload level faggot.

I didn't know Romania had the hookup, goddamn son.
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>>70824449
>>70824725
>>70824958
How in the fuck?
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>>70820224

looks like the reptilians got you down
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>>70820224
>I want to Migrate to the US
>I want to be FREE !!
Choose one you faggot.
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>>70820224
ALASKA IS FULL
I REPREAT

F U L L
U
L
L

WE DON'T WANT YOU HERE
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>>70825179
>5.26

Madre....
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>>70825111
My upload goes up to 800. It's lowen now because uploading something at the moment. We just beat South Korea this year as we have 10Gbps ready, we're just not launching it because:
>only high end SSDs can take that speed
>latest motherboards have 1Gbps connections
We're waiting for PCs to evolve before we push faster internet.
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>>70825233

Too bad m8, Cali here, white, I need to get away from shitskins. THIS state is full.
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>>70825233
>ALASKA IS FULL
>Least dense population out of the entire union. Nice meme
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>>70820516
Holy shit a namefag.
A Trumpfag.
What an absolute fucking cretin.
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>>70825292
>>70825292
Impressive!
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>>70820530
Cold as fuck. You won't survive. Weak French faggot n
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>>70820224
America has our issues but being American is 10x better than any meme European nationality.

You'll be able to get bitches ridiculously easy. When I was in France, I just had to mention the word "Texas" and I got so much pussy your head would spin, and the same applies vice versa.

Plus there's 50 great big states to choose from and you can get fuckloads of guns with ease in the vast majority of them.

Alaska is fucking dope and has beautiful lands ranging from temperate to Russia-tier climates. Come to the USA like so many millions of your countrymen did; you have the liberty to find whatever you seek here.
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>>70822424
Alaska is literally the size of the continental US, almost. The cities and nice areas to live are almost exclusively white. The Eskimos live in igloos out in the wilderness.
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Well froggy, IF you do move to AK, make sure you buy one of these(see pic)
You'll need it.
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>>70825483
Go pray in a mosque, Mohammed
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>>70820224
You'll never be American, not with that hideous accent
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>>70826050

This. It's not quite that big, but it dwarfs Texas, and it takes 8 hours to drive across Texas at 80 mph. But everything is hours from anything here, so bush planes are really the way to get around.

Also prices here are Europe-tier. So are wages, but still. It's expensive to ship everything in.
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>tfw you want to go to Alaska but you'd freeze to death

feels bad man
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>>70826545
Consider Hawaii.
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>>70826599
Hawaii is full of Hawaiians though
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>>70826545
At least you wouldn't be killed by a venomous spider or snake
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>>70826545
The best part is the daylight hours because of the high latitude.

HOPE YOU LIKE 22 HOURS OF DAYLIGHT IN JULY, WITH ONLY 2 IN DECEMBER

unless you're hardcore and live way up in the north coast where it gets much worse/better
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>>70826659
Just wolves and bears. But those are no fun since you can see them coming.

>>70826677
I sleep all day anyway so it probably wouldn't affect me much
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>>70821491
Kek
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>>70820224
You can imagine these, but America is likely going to never have an easy immigration system. Sure you can marry a US citizen but if you split up then you have to go all the way back to france. My aunt learned this the hard way
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>>70826770
As a kid it was great, can do whatever to sunlight as long as you can stay awake basically.

Also, Dubs
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>>70827149
Well she did something wrong obviously, either she married for less than 4 years and didn't even apply to get nationality
either in the divorce the guy decide to declare that she married him for nationality only, and she didn't defend herself

This is the only explanation
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>>70827158
Was it difficult keeping track of what time it was?
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Daily Reminder: if any {{white}} qt3.14 girls from the EU want American citizenship, PM me
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>>70825233

Yes, the state larger than Texas with a population of like 2,000 is full.
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>>70827637
Our entire continent is almost the size of the US and we're full
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>>70824958
>>70824725
>>70824449


how much do you guys pay for it?
mine is about 40 dolars for 30mb
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>>70820224
Grass is always greener on the other side. Wait to be sure Hillary Clinton isn't in charge of the landscaping.
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