>tfw you want to be a man but you're 21 and still bitchfaced with a squeeky voice
What do I do /pol/? I can't stay like that any longer.
>>70820216
Tough titties that is the definition of a french man, you're fucked.
>>70820216
Stop using hair product
Go to the gym
Stop caring what others think
Do self talk in your car or shower
>>70820216
If I saw you on the street I would naturally assume you are a homosexual. You should trying so hard to be metrosexual.
>>70820216
Read The Way of Men by Jack Donovan
Do you think Napoleon had an imposing voice? Have you ever heard Churchill give a speech?
Only cucks and retards think physical prowess = measure of masculinity. No, the truth is is that it's a man's character, and his actions, that determine how true of a man he is, not some superficial baritone voice or how many pubes he has.
>>70820216
Get in a few fights, street, boxing, MMA doesn't matter. You'll lose the bitchface in no time.
Hop on roids and GH.
>>70820216
start smoking and you'll get yellow teeth and croaky aids voice in no time
>>70820216
Fight someone.
pussy
>>70820216
Convert to Islam
>>70820216
>bitchfaced
Fist fight. No gloves, bare knuckle.
> squeaky voice
Cigarettes and hard liquor.
And for god sakes start lifting.
>>70820749
this
>>70820857
>Cigarettes and hard liquor.
>>70820216
Hormone therapy
I would suggest becoming a trans
>>70820287
Yes to all but stop using shampoo.
Wtf...
Best way to have greasy smelly hair.
>>70820857
What are you? An ape? Everybody who picks on fist fights after middle school is a lowlife.
Smoking is a bad idea, if you think smoking is cool after 20 you're a lowlife. If you've started smoking before 20 you're a bit dumb, but still not as dumb as if you think it is cool and you are 35 for instance.
>>70820857
>poison yourself to make your voice sound deeper
Yeah that's retarded advice. No respectable person above 25 thinks smoking and drinking habits are manly. Grow up.
>>70821352
Not using shampoo doesn't equal to not washing your hair.
All these anti smoking Jews who hate tobacco but prob are fine with xtc and marijuana and gay sex rofl, fucking fsggotfaggot this is a manly thread why are you in here?
>>70820458
Dude looks like a cum guzzler to be honest. Like he gobbles tranny goo every chance he gets.
Just be yourself.
>>70820339
whats metro about him? that he looks good and dapper? are you one of those who thinks real men look like hobos? kek
Eat clen and tren hard.
Do what thy manhood bids thee do, from none but self expect applause;
He noblest lives and noblest dies who makes and keeps his self-made laws.
All other Life is living Death, a world where none but Phantoms dwell,
A breath, a wind, a sound, a voice, a tinkling of the camel-bell.
IX
From self-approval seek applause: What ken not men thou kennest, thou!
Spurn ev'ry idol others raise: Before thine own Ideal bow:
Be thine own Deus: Make self free, liberal as the circling air:
Thy Thought to thee an Empire be; break every prison'ing lock and bar.
>>70821764
This. But watch your temper and don't expect to sleep much!
>>70821352
He means hair gel and styling products you fucking obese braindead cunt.
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>>70821755
I don't think you know what modern meterosexuals look like
>>70821580
I don't remember saying that.
Hair naturally produces oils to keep it hydrated and protected. But if it builds up too much it gets dusty, dandruffy, and a gross smell imo. Shampoo removes the oil but leaves it dry. Conditioner helps rehydrate it immediately.
But yes too many people overuse products and get shitty dry frizzy hair.
It's fine to use them once a week or so. Everyone has different hair needs. It's a balancing act.
>>70822346
The buildup of excess oil occurs because you keep stripping it of oil, so your body overproduces it to replenish the stripped oil. Shampoo is self-compensating - you need shampoo because you use shampoo. After you stop using it the oil production reaches an equilibrium and as long as your wash your hair every day it won't look or smell greasy.
>>70822346
Why did puppey have to cut his hair
>>70822123
>swarthy skin
>alpha
>>70822012
His post just said products, not gel and styling products. Relax Mohammed, you might blow up.
I know most of you are illiterate but you still gotta work on that reading comprehension. Keep up the good work.
>obese
Triggered. I'm actually quite shredded.
>>70822708
Yeah dude, it still smells. You just got used to it and can't smell it anymore.
>>70821755
That man is like the definition of a metro sexual.
>>70822954
Since you're sperging out, I'll chime in
I meant gel/wax
Of course you shower and use shampoo, you fucking fat smelly faggot
>>70822777
It was pretty bad dude. Maybe he will try again soon with a bit more love.
>>70820471
Auss bro, that was good.
Thanks.
>>70821352
>washing your hair with the soapy jew
>>70820216
Don't be obese/fat/skinny-fat and the rest will fall into place if you don't have meme autism.
>>70823150
How am I supposed to read your mind senpai?
>>70820471
>>70820471
You do realize that actually makes it worse for these people?
A lot of these people are pathetic. They think that if they get some hair growth or develop a deeper voice they will be more respected.
What you're essentially saying is that these people are fucked and there's no helping them.
>>70820471
says the manchild watching chinese cartoons
>>70820216
>tfw want to grow beard
>tfw have decent beard growth
>tfw 6.6% Neanderthal and skull is the size and shape of a basketball
>beard growth is spread over massive jaw, looks bad like a poor 3D character model
help
>>70821679
He's a complete and literal faggot, and the definition of controlled opposition.
>>70823300
There are plenty of lanklets who are not manly.
Fuck what these faggots say, just roll with it. Its you. I myself dont grow facial hair and have a bit of a break in my voice, but its me. Works as a funny advantage in some way. I learned the art of the Jew and took Brazilian jiu jitsu. Twice iv'e gone to bars with my girlfriend and guys hit on her quick, only to immediately get slapped and kicked by some teen looking fag. The bartenders laughing at this shit always give me free drinks afterwards.
>>70820216
Step 1; Workout. Every. Day. Doesn't have to be for long or at the gym. Just make yourself work hard for 20 mins-1 hour. running, pushups, pull ups, crunches and 5 minutes of yoga are all you really need. This will chisel your body within a week. Your testosterone will increase and you'll feel good- in fact, you'll feel hornier, more energetic and give less fucks, in other words become manlier. You'll get addicted to the endorphins within 4-7 days of doing this and never stop.
>this will make anyone Alpha.
Source; - trained by Royal Marines
- medallist at British rowing championships
- alpha as fuck
>>70820216
workout
particular your ties, who helps testo boosting
maybe consider testo boosters, prehormones?
I'm not sure how those affect voice...
Or you can cut the chase as me (for a short period only now) take a few cycles of these. Note that squeky voice and baldness may occur by excessive use of roids. 3rd week sat it just a couple of hours ago. only t eth though... getting pretty carzy with the spring and this really really kicking in. don't start with test eth btw do test first a couple of times and follow cycles and take antidote after.
sticking to just working out is ofc the best, gain musclemass, gain posture, gain more testo, gain aggro, gain erm commanding/leader, gain confidence.
Todays lifestyle is really bad for men, ass sitting all day first on school then later in offices. You need to workout, we were not built for this. Women were built for sitting on their ass all day lol. We should hunt, fight,run,log,build,carry,fish,fight more, plow, harvest, herd etcetcetc
>aagaagggrrroooooo hooooorrrrny and I love it so much
>can't fucking sit still in here, need to do something not training day today
>>70820216
dunno, just checking my proxy
>>70820216
>want to be a man
>french flag
sage, report, hide
I want to fight anons.. damnit I want to fight.. it's not the right time of week to go picking fight at pubs or soccer matches... maybe I'll go to oslo and look for random pakis without cameras hehe
Did I mention I'm 120lbs
>>70820287
B A S E D
>>70820216
To be a man, you act as a man would.
That's as simple as it gets. If people don't consider you a man, ignore them, find a project to prove them lesser than you, then say nothing as they stare open-mouthed at you. They won't consider you a bitch after that.
Also, being French adds an extra mountain to climb before you can even start the climb towards manliness. You have to overcome the trial of surrender.
>>70820216
Try being 31 with a high voice and unable to grow a full beard.
Stop caring what anyone except those you deem important thinks about you. Instead, substitute your moral code for what other people think you should do. Don't be confrontational unless confronted. Understand even the things you disagree with, so that you understand why you disagree. Don't crave too badly for human attention, especially vapid and superficial attentions. Lift or at least optimize your fitness. Practice some ascetism. Being a man isn't a single dimensional equation. Model yourself after history's great men and you will be fine.
