Nah
>>70810789
Nah, can't have sex
>>70810789
no?
Yes.
I could buy my father a good life. It's the least he deserves for working his body to death 7 days a week.
>>70810789
you betcha straya cunt
>>70810789
I now identify as female. Gib me dat
No and you'll hang on the day of the rope even if you did it for money.
>>70810789
It sounds like you are asking that question under the assumption that everyone on /pol/ is male
Wait, women can't rape technically right? So couldn't you just identify as a transwoman and go on a raping spree?
>>70810789
Hell ya, im a lezbo in a mans body. Why the fuck not. My wife would leave me, (had this convo)so id have to find another women. Wouldnt tell her im a dude either. Fuck em only would if i could pass desu. Doubt i could
a million bux ain't enough to get me to live with a frankencunt the rest of my life
>>70811120
women can have a sex change too you stupid potato cunt
you can't change sex, though you can get castrated and shape your ballsack into a pussy.
>>70810789
Definitely not
I might give up a finger or something for a million bucks but not my manhood
>>70811235
Hey, aint nuttin wrong with potato cunts. Imho they are very hot, typically. Inb4 whiteknight
Im just sick of all the redhead h8
I just had a bad break up a whileago and I think she took my soul
>>70810789
No.
>>70810789
Can you get your sex changed twice?
Maybe if they cut off my dick gave me a million then stuck it back on
>>70811361
not all potatos be redheads burger cunt wanna finger muh ballsack pussy one day?
I'd probably contemplate it for $10 million
Hmm... *thinks in Australian*
No
10,000,000 on the other hand
>>70810789
Fuck no.
>>70811426
It costs a million dollars to do that
>>70811426
am i right
No. Any other reply is degenerate.
>>70810789
The mutilation they call a sex change operation? Not for any amount of money.
Actually becoming a woman?
Maybe for 10 million +
>>70811475
Hey Sweden :^)
>>70811456
>>70811588
way to follow teh crowd windmill cunt
ps give russia its flag back
That wouldn't even cover the lifetime supply of tampons
>>70811451
>ballsack pussy
This is why I wouldn't do it for any amount of money
>>70810789
one million dollars isn't all that much.
You can live off that for a couple of years at most, and after that you are still stuck with your mutilated body.
>>70811451
Sure. Can I get some of your strange chips.
And most are desu. Dont lie to me boi
>>70811777
You can move to any 3rd World country and immediately become part of the elite with that money
>>70810789
I would do a lot of shit for money.
But all that shit would still allow me to use that cash to get the respect, power and sweet, sweet pussy that i crave for.
I would eat pure shit and do back flips in the middle of Times Square with a dildo up my ass for that money.
Turning myself into an abomination, twisted by surgery and driven batshit insane hormones would get me none of that.
It would defeat the whole purpose of getting any kind of money.
>>70810789
Do I get to keep my penis and testicles?
>>70810940
Then you can also give him transboi pucci all night !??
For a million bucks? Hell yeah. I'd never have to work for the rest of my life.
>>70811819
> trans person in third world country
That will go well.
Besides, now you're living in a third world country.
That's even worse.
1 million is like a pocket change
>>70810789
If we had maybe 50-60 more years of practice and medical knowledge of that shit maybe.
Having an actual working dick would be fun. Not some scary abomination though.
>>70810789
i mean, not full blown snibbety-snab but id take the hormones grow tits and wear a dress for that
>>70810789
no... i quite like my penis! i like my penis a lot! i like my penis more than i would like a million dollars! that's how much i love my penis!
>>70811899
>trans people all get stoned to death in third world countries
>what is Thailand?
Also you can live like a king with that cash there
Obviously you wouldn't pick a place like Somalia or Haiti you'd go for Thailand or Brazil
>>70810789
Can I just become a sissy? Thats superior to tranny monsters.
>>70810789
>all that matters is money
how degenerate are you?
>>70810789
Would I mutilate my body and poison myself for 1 million dollars? Absolutely not
sure. i mean it won't change much, i'm forever alone anyway and have no friends even online where i spend 24/7 playing games until i'm homeless in 9 days (court ordered eviction)
prolly better than the suicide i'm planning
ayy....
>>70812193
>money doesn't matter
Hearing Greece say that is an abstract kind of funny.
>>70811138
>sexual emergency spree
>>70810789
No, i value my personal happiness too much.
Unless the procedure involve extracting my brain and putting it in a female robotic body. Put it'd be less for the female than robotic aspect.
>>70810789
You can't buy a new dick for $1m, so, no
>>70810789
honestly no, I don't want to be degenerate
>>70813197
also desu money doesn't buy happyness
>>70810830
>implying you have sex
10 inches of fat > 4 inches of dick
It is biologically impossible for anyone to change their sex.
A faggot in a dress who chopped his dick off is still a man.
No, 1 mil is too little. For 2 mil I'd strongly consider it.
If we're talking a magical operation that made me naturally female? Hell yeah.
If we're talking trans? $100 million and I want my dick kept on ice, I'll give a couple million of it back to make me male again afterwards
>>70810789
Probably, I'm a depressed NEET in £3k of debt probably going to kill myself any day now.
Being a tranny with a million bucks would be a step up from this hell.
Not that I approve of transexuality or any other form of degeneracy.
>>70810789
1 million isn't much money.
I would do it for 1 billion though.
I would get hrt and become a QT trap for 500k
Only if I get to keep my weenie
>>70812351
exactly, we lost everything else for money, and now we have nothing left
>>70810789
no, my cock is mutilated enough as it is :'(
