REEEEEE I HAVE $200 I WANT TO INVEST IN UBER AND GET MORE MONEY WHERE DO I START
>>70806664
buy penny stocks and then start shilling it on /biz
>>70806664
lol $200 is like 5 days worth of neetbux
You're not old enough to be investing.
>>70807484
This, short terms investing is bullshit. You are thinking of this as some gamble, to invest 200 and get back 400. Its not, you invest 200 now and maybe in a year get it increased to 300(being extremely generous with 50% increase)
>>70807734
POO
>>70806664
uber hasn't made an IPO yet, its only going to be really worth investing before self-driving cars are the norm because now uber gets only 20% of what its customers pay, once it starts running 24/7 in all areas robot mobile cucksheds it's going to be racking in 100% of what the customers pay which means the value of uber is going to increase 5 fold.
once uber makes an ipo, BUY UBER STOCKS a fuckton of them, and wait until it goes up its basically the next google.
>>70806664
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>>70807734
I meant he's literally not old enough. He sounds 13 years old the way he types.
