It's:
>hello mother, have you seen my hat? I'm on my way to math class at the college
NOT:
>ello muhtha, 'ave you seen my 'at? I'm on my way to maffs at uni.
It's:
>aluminum
>color
>center
>bathroom
>truck
>elevator
>fries
>chips
>popsicle
>hey, how's it going?
NOT
>aluminium
>colour
>centre
>loo
>lorry
>lift
>chips
>crisps
>ice lollie
>as-salamu alaykum
Bump. I know you guys are up
As an American, I'd have to say aluminium sounds way better than A-LOO-Minum.
>>70802800
>Col-Or
>Cent-Er
What I don't understand is why bother keeping such outdated spellings? Entirely pointless, especially when most people on that island have an absolutely horrific accent.
>>70803104
It's aluminum. We named it.
>>70803218
>butt-ER
>pap-ER
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dmEABB0Dj7
>>70803248
Americans don't have 2 different words for tire
you use tire for car tyre and the definition of being tired of something
you call an aubergine and "Eggplant"
Its like special needs English
>>70802800
Eternal anglo must be put out of its misery
>>70803004
I haven't slept yet amerifat.
>>70803540
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pCyqRJ4hR4
>>70803248
Hey, her last name kinda sounds like your PRESIDENTS FIRST NAME
I'd do either or them, both hotties.
>>70803662
Quiet you.
This is a polite discussion among civilized nations.
>>70803426
You didn't name it though...
>>70802800
>dialects
>doesn't understand America has them too
That sure ies a truck load o hoarse shit ya got there, pardner YEEHAW!
IT'S APARTMENT NOT FLAT LMAO!!!!ONE!!!!ELEVEN!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!
>>70803540
Not the same senpai
>>70803812
>Civilized
oh wow hahaha
>>ice lollie
I thought they called them cold on the cob.
>>70803426
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yJclTsgcNo
>>70803585
Have you heard them say herb? They sound like they suddenly got downs syndrome.
>>70803924
>>70803585
Yeah because we're not so retarded that we'd get the two mixed up, you snaggle-toothed tea sipper.
>>70803924
t.Lesser Falklander.
>>70804019
You don't pronounce the H. It's 'erb
>>70803924
I just did a jewgle search for "Argentina intellectual" and I shit you not that pic came up.
>not even dumb nigger obongo could fine one
>>70802800
>>70803815
We did though, potato friend. It was an American who named it. Then a British scientific magazine decided they didn't like the name bucking the -ium rule (because apparently platinum is not a thing that exists) and renamed it in their publication.
>>70804140
N1 Eirebro
>>70802800
not an argument
>rhotic english is superior
In other news; Water is wet!
>>70804185
The English chemist Sir Humphrey Davy underlined the existence of the element arguing that "alum" was the salt of an unknown metal which he said should be called ‘alumium’. The name was respelt as the more pleasant sounding ‘aluminium’ by later scientists. Davy tried unsuccessfully to produce aluminium by electrolysing a fused mixture of aluminium oxide and potash.
Bongs eternally BTFO
>>70804119
Erb
Air
Andle
Oover
Olocaust
Elp
Ug
Ighlands
>>70802800
yes but it is tyre
>>70804310
Ello
>>70804280
I agree
>>70804185
Not quite, Yankee Doodle
>It's actually quite intriguing how it came to be – first starting with Sir Humphry Davy's not being able to make a decision: Sir Humphry made a bit of a mess of naming this new element, at first spelling it alumium (this was in 1807) then changing it to aluminum, and finally settling on aluminium in 1812.
Same guy renamed it twice, total of three names.
>>70804287
he made it alumium then changed it to aluminum. brits then changed it to aluminium because they thought it sounded more like other elements.
>>70804405
>Yankee Doodle
You gave me both a kek and an education. You get the coveted Golden Tooth award.
It's really more yellow than golden, but I got it from a Brit like you, so I had to settle for what was available.
>>70804483
dat salt tho
>>70804592
I'd figure a Brit would know banter when he saw it. Do I have to go to Australia to get quality Anglo bants?
>>70804483
>SO buttblasted resorted to using the teeth meme
>English and Germans are tied with the best dental health in the world
I heard the Queen is gonna change the name of big Ben to big John.
>>70804650
Yeah but expect to be picking emu feathers out of your mouth after you finished sucking them off.
>>70804674
Big Mohammed actually.
>>70802800
you forgot cookies vs biscuits.
do brits not have real biscuits?
fucking savages.
>>70804674
Perfect missed opportunity for Big Ahmed clocktower
>>70804750
Multiple feathers? Wow, I could do more damage to an emu with a blowjob than they did in the entire Emu War.
>>70803248
UKE
United Kingdom of Emirates
>>70804789
We wrote the book on biscuits.
Abernethy Biscuits, Albion Pudding, Almond Flowers, Ashover Tart, Aunt Charlotte's Biscuits, Barnstaple Fair Gingerbread, Bath Cakes (Dr. Oliver's), Bath Olivers, Bean Bread, Beetroot Biscuits, Benton Cakes, Biscuit Cake, Biscuit Pudding, Bisket Bread (1), Bisket Bread (2), Blackburn Cracknels, Bobbies' Feet, Bourbon Cream, Brandy Snaps, Brandy Snaps of Hereford, Bride Cake, Brighton Buttons, Brown Windsor Information, Brown Windsor Soup, Butter Biscuits, Buttermere Biscuits, Captain's Biscuits, Caramel Squares, Chelsea Buns, Chester Tart, Chesterfield Ice-Cream Pudding, Chicken Batter Pudding, Chicken Biscuit Pudding, Chocolate, Chocolate Concrete, Clotted Cream Biscuits, Cookies, Cornish Fairings, Cowes Pudding, Crab Cakes, Cracknels, Cracknuts, Cream Crisps or Palmier Creams, Cressing Biscuits, Custard Cream Biscuits, Dean's Cream, Derby Cakes, Devon Flats, Digestive Biscuits, Dorset Fair Gingerbreads, Dorset Knobs, Dots, Duke's Custard, Easter Biscuits, Easter Cake, Exeter Pudding, Felixstowe Tart, Fig Roll Biscuits, Flapjacks,1903, Hardtack or Ship's Biscuit, Hertford Hard Gingerbread, High Tea, Hobnobs, Ice Cream Cornet, Iced Gem Biscuits, Jammie Dodger, Jewelled Shortbread, Jumbles, Junket, Knickerbocker Glory, Knot Biscuits, Ladyfingers, or, Boudoir Biscuits, Lancashire Biscuits, Lancashire Nuts,Biscuits, Mulled Wine, Nelson Balls, Nice Biscuits, Norfolk Fair Buttons, Norfolk Hollow Biscuits (or Knobs), Oat Biscuits, Oat Cakes, Oatcakes - Derbyshire, Oatcakes - Lancashire, Oatcakes - Staffordshire, Oatcakes - Yorkshire, Oatmeal Bread, Old Wife's Sod, Ormskirk Gingerbread, Oxford Dumplings, Paper Wafers, Prince Biscuits, Prince of Wales Pudding (1), Puff Pastry, Raspberry Pudding, Reading Biscuits, Refrigerator Cake, Rich Tea, Riddle Bread, Root Biskets, Rout Biscuits, Sago Pudding, Salisbury Steak, Sandown Pudding, Saveloys, Scarborough Water Cakes, Scott's Last Expedition, Scouse or Lobscouse, Shortcake Biscuit etc
>>70802800
>>70803426
>>70804305
Don't bastardize the Queens, cunts?
>>70804864
Great British Emirates*
>>70804885
total biscuits
>>70804864
> Not Ubaid's Kebabs
>>70804885
>Saveloys
>OY OY!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNwXvLI8n18
>>70804830
Reet lads, a's off t' wankin chariot tek care.
>>70804993
Actually that fucking embarrasing
>>70804885
How long I'd that take you to type out...?
>>70805065
http://www.foodsofengland.co.uk/index.htm
Shh don't tell anyone.
>>70804885
soggy
>>70804894
>being cucked by a royal family
As an American, let me be frank.
You Brits are great. Fucking awesome. I know you hate what's happening to your country, and I feel for you. You have a kickass history, and you still maintain a huge influence on the world. Your posters tend to be clever, and I love your cars. You're my second-favorite posters on this board, just under the Aussies, and I hope that we of the Anglosphere can be friends for a long time, banter notwithstanding.
That said, fuck Canada, Canadians, Canadian posters, and Tim Horton's. Worst Anglo nation.
>>70805185
I bet you think believing in God is being cucked too
>>70805222
>That said, fuck Canada
What does Canada have to do with little us or big US?
>>70804789
none of those are biscuits.
>>70805291
Brit-US threads tend to turn into Anglosphere threads. I'm heading those filthy Canucks off at the pass.
>>70805185
>British Royal Family brings in over £1B in revenue each year
>Obama reaches over 1B in poverty
>>70803574
lel
>>70805180
Who doesn't like to chow down on a Soggy Biscuit after a night out on the town after failing to pull?
>>70805222
The chicken is for you.
Lets all have a game of soggy biscuit.
>>70804894
>still worships inbread royal family
Bongs not even trying anymore
>>70805354
99% of Canadians don't qualify for anglosphere membership
>>70805453
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuDwUnhwPAk&nohtml5=False
>>70804405
BTFO
>>70805453
>>70805560
>>70805427
>>70805401
Least we are not South Africans.
They're not even Anglos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxEweP2TiMk&nohtml5=False
>>70805409
>soggy biscuit
Please tell me this is just one of those things Brits say they do just to mess with us.
>>70805247
>being a slave to a 2000 year old dead kike
>thinking you aren't a cuck
:^)
>>70805700
ask your Dad if he wants one.
Or just look it up.
>>70804789
To them a cake is a tart and biscuits are actually called stones. They're supposed to be real tough and salty, it goes back to their days of piracy when food was stored for months and consequently turn into rock hard pieces of bread
>>70804185
It's Aluminium.
Look at the periodic table. Can you see any other elements ending in "um"?
This is rich coming from a yank, most of you can barely speak.
>Helow momma tid end ey er just of to de growshry shtore
>>70805795
Christians aren't slaves to Jesus
>>70805907
Is this bait?
>>70805960
>it will never be recognised as platinium
why live
>>70802800
>maffs
Fucking kek
>>70806028
I bet you still call slithery-slidey wallfish 'snails'
>>70805992
We live for the rekindling of the Anglo Empire under the united USA, UK, and Australia.
>>70805907
Aurum, Argentum
>>70806028
It's even funnier to hear them say, "affletes"
>>70806172
I'm sorry, did the subject of the thread read "ugly slant-niggers welcome?"
>>70804185
Sir Humphry made a bit of a mess of naming this new element, at first spelling it alumium (this was in 1807) then changing it to aluminum, and finally settling on aluminium in 1812. His classically educated scientific colleagues preferred aluminium right from the start, because it had more of a classical ring, and chimed harmoniously with many other elements whose names ended in -ium, like potassium, sodium, and magnesium, all of which had been named by Davy.
>>70805222
Condescending bastard.
We don't need your pity. King Arthur will save us from all the muslims.
>>70806259
KING ARTHUR IS SHIT
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>>70805858
a tart is a slut.
>>70806259
Any day now....
>>70806259
King Arthur will save us from the anglo saxo-
shit
You people have retarded names for things. You call eggplants aubergines and you pronounce Z "Zed".
>>70805671
No but look at this
And this is awhile ago too
>>70805960
Leave me alone, I've been awake all night queuing for me crumpet rations.
>>70802800
u avin a giggle there?
i'll slice ya fuckin biscuits, mate
>>70806547
>first by a LONG shot overall
>only 4th, 5th, and 13th in burglary, robbery, and homicide respectively
What the fuck crime is happening in such volume in Britain to counter those lower numbers?
Is it battery? Bar fights? Rape?
>>70806239
>>70806547
The British legal definition of violence includes all “crimes against the person,” including simple assaults, all robberies, and all “sexual offenses,”
Also we don't have anywhere to ship our criminals anymore - we used to have the colonies but now we're just filling up.
being a Britbong must be suffering
>>70806937
Its not suffering as long as I've got my rape alarm
>>70806992
They still allow y'all to have those? You're way freer than I thought.
>>70806744
It's all the hate crime on twitter and people without TV lince driving the numbers up.
>>70802800
Dont worry bro. Because of the mudshit we just need to wait fora few more years and there will be no one left in Britain that would speak like that. Not saying that allahu akbaaring would sound any better tho.
>>70804885
Limp
>>70807459
Perhaps you'd like one of our fine Dicks?
We have a choice of Groaty, Spotted or Exeter Dicks.
English has been thoroughly French-cucked out of it's glorious Germanic roots anyway.
>>70806547
WTF? We are in front of South Africa?!
Bullshit. Austria has extremely low crime rates.
>>70805222
Eastern Canada is the problem. Everything happens in Ontario/Quebec and 90% of people there are overly tolerant pussies who have never left the city.
>>70804483
>a report came out that confirmed bad British teeth is just a meme by salty Americans
Learn to speak English you retard.
RARE FLAG
A
R
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>>70802800
>>70803662
t. this guy
