This is Australia's official travel advice.
Discuss.
>>70797698
>Europe still green.
Fucking blue-pilled government desu
>the more white or east Asian, the safer it gets
>Europe
>Argentina
>Exercise normal safety precautions
>Mexico/Colombia
damn
>>70797698
>tiny islands in the middle of nowhere
>green
>>70797698
I wish Canada would stop labeling the USA as a disease and violence risk. It's embarrassing even if it is true. http://travel.gc.ca/travelling/advisories
>>70798159
>Hawaii
>Island resorts
>Bahamas
>>70797698
Obvious fake.
Spiders that eat cars? Crabs that shoot electricity?
Australia would at least be orange if not red.
>>70797698
>Australia
>not red
What the fuck, bogans?
>>70797698
Canadian map for comparison.
>>70797698
>India
>not brown
>major American cities
>Western European capitals
>not coloured in yellow or orange
>>70797798
>nz not blue
cunts missed a golden opportunity
>>70798539
>US clearly shooped
Nice try, moosefucker.
>travel to Europe
>exercise normal safety precautions
>wander into sharia no-go zone
>get raped
>get bombed
>get arrested for owning a knife or a pepper spray
>>70797698
Why would anyone ever want to go overseas? We have everything we need right here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5j_EcmRvaI&nohtml5=False
>>70798539
>France and Belgium
>>70798380
>>70798462
blue means for hard cunts only.
Too bad we're already full
>>70798665
you seem to be cool people.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NN7J-BpHGw
>>70798777
ps: i'm jesus now.
>>70797698
>>70797698
>Mexico
>Yellow
I am OK with this.
>>70798777
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6BRysuynRE&nohtml5=False
Aboriginal Story time
>>70798539
>Canada
>Faux Americans
>Everyone hates americans
>get snackbard
>>70798665
>you will never be Australian
>>70799003
it's a lovely place...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAkBYSbMYA8
>>70797698
Why is the South of philippines so dangerous? Gold diggers?
Rose Hancock?
>>70797698
North Korea should be blood red.
I don't know why anyone would ever go there when you can be sent to a literal gulag for trivial shit.
Their prostitutes can't be THAT pretty
>>70801461
Rebels.
>>70797698
>tfw your dictatorship country in a green zone
>>70801461
Basically there are communist refugees everywhere and they run the shit there, request money, steal and take hostages. Even gov't projects get shut down bc they're like: we will attack the building site or blow it up if you don't give us the right to build it (basically then they are funding rebels then, which they don't really do)
>>70797698
>cuba
>french guiana
>ghana
>the gambia
>save to travel to
interesting
i like how autocracy swaziland is safer to travel to in comparison to its surrounding countries
also countries that are safe to travel to border countries that are labelled "do not travel"
>>70797698
Brazil should be orange throught with the southern areas being green.
Europe should be yellow.
>>70798539
>>70797698
Russophobic propaganda
>Best Korea not red
>Not wanting to go to Greenland.
>>70797698
Falkland Islands should have been painted green.
We have agressive police and a new reputation to uphold now
You are safe to come, our cops will beat the shit out of niggers if cameras are not arround
>>70804711
What about abos?
>China safe
>Russia dangerous
whew we really are a Chinese colony
>>70803193
The Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea should be the only green country on the map with every other country in red.
>>70805114
nope, chinese will get thrown in jail for the slightest of criminal offenses, they would rather steer clear of tourists.
>Cambodia green
>Thailand yellow
Sounds like whoever made this well informed.
>>70805114
>we really are a Chinese colony
I saw an ad for a part time sales job at a clothing store in a major mall here that requires you to know Mandarin.
>>70805886
These ads appear in Melbourne too
Does any of you have some info on Kyrgyzstan?
Going to be there for half a year, am I going to be alright?
>>70805033
What abou them?
>>70806042
How would they be treated by cops there?
>>70797798
The rest of the Muslim world is yellow or red, very poor form
>>70805938
>see ads for jobs that say "no Caucasian men"
>keep looking, finally get an interview
>go to interview with a poo in loo manager
>"are you European?"
>yes
>okay, thank you we'll call you back if we're interested
>that was the only question
>he wasn't interested
Just nuke us please you have some don't you?
>>70797698
Why is North Korea not red? What the fuck?
What's wrong with Columbia specifically out of South America or those little bits of the Philippines and Malaysia/Thailand?
What are those 2 brown bits in mexico?
>Colombia
Are cartels still a thing?
>>70806092
Are they going to chimp out or are they going to behave?
if they chimp out they will be moderatly repressed and grouped, borderline east europe tier butnot even close to american military police
>>70806257
It's best Korea, why would it be red?
>>70801788
>Dictatorship
>Mini Russia
What's not to like?
>>70797698
100x more likely to get killed in Indonesia, South Africa or Brazil than Iran.
>China not Red
>Botswana Green (>25% population has HIV)
>Some parts of US i.e. Chicongo and Detroit not red
Other than that I agree with the map.
>>70806320
Great.
We'll put a few million on some planes now.
Let us know how it goes ok?
>>70797698
Looks reasonable
I have no direct experience but that's roughly how I would have approached those countries
>North-eastern part of Angola
Anyone care to explain?
>>70798539
You forgot to recolor the southeast part of Alaska.
>>70797698
Fixed and updated for 2016
Rate
>>70807039
Why is Detroit not red?
>>70801461
Communists and Muslims
>>70807039
What a strange little man you are
>>70803078
>>70805114
its pretty dumb that they paint all of Russia (-North Caucasus area) with the high degree of caution brush. i get that there is a few shit areas in Russia but wouldn't at least Moscow and St. Petersburg or just the European side be alright?
>>70807464
>>70807169
ok updated
>>70807030
well that's rightful canadian clay anyway... fucking russians took it from us
>>70798777
>trips of kek
never keks harder in my life
>>70807809
>Crimea is still red.
>>70802125
implying cuba isn't safe
>>70797698
What the fuck is that little red dot in Japan?
>>70797698
Why is there a little red dot on the east coast of japstan?
>>70808121
>>70808161
Where the reactor went kaboom, I think.
>>70797698
>North Korea isn't orange to red
>>70806602
>pray to any god other than Allah
>get killed
Okay.
>>70807039
>>70807809
yep, looks about right for your typical unworldly "going-interstate-is-considered-a-massive-expedition-in-itself-for-us" american
>>70797698
Fixed it for you mate
>>70808333
> Australia
> safe
I will never visit your 4th world country
How come tiny blotches of Japan have red? Did they segregate the 27 Syrian refugees they let in?
North Korea is pretty safe.
Just don't do shit against the law and you're fine.
Unless the war becomes active again desu
>>70801461
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abu_Sayyaf
ISIS is there.
>>70806267
Columbia has commie rebels, Philipines has Muslim rebels named MILF, i don't know about the others
>>70797698
I just want to let know our fellow Europeans that I won't be going to Europe anymore. I just feel like there is just too many fucking Muslims there, I always wanted to tour Europe but now with all the refugees and with all the Muslims "citizens" that have infested pretty much every single country of Europe except Poland, I'd rather not visit Europe. I could go to Asia or hell even the Middle-East at least there I know I'm visiting a Muslim country not Europe where I only see niggers in Paris, and Moroccans in Belgium, or Roaches in Germany.
Europe is truly cucked, Europe is dead to me. Goodbye Europe, you will be missed.
>>70807809
>Hungary
>red
>Queen Charlotte Islands
>American
>>70797698
Honestly the funniest thing is that they had to label Australia for the Australians, even Americans know where America is.
>>70808121
>>70808161
Fukushima Exclusion Zone
>>70797798
it's because they take the country on the whole if they did it in more detail there would be red and orange dots on all the major cities
>>70808478
lol no, they have no due process or anything one slip and labor camp.
Why is best korea unsafe?
You'll be accompanied by the government tourist guide whole time. There's literally nothing you can do to get in troubles there
>>70808121
The one on Japan proper is the reactor.
The tiny speck is an active erupting volcano.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuchinoerabu-jima
>>70808900
>There's literally nothing you can do to get in troubles there.
Americans will always find a way to fuck up.
>>70809072
Well, if you steal things, then obviously you will be in trouble.
What's so dangerous about Sendai and Yakushima?
>>70809327
>>70808952
already answered, oh fug
>>70809327
>2015+1
>being a waabo-shit
>>70807559
The European side is the most dangerous
>>70809072
that's a banging suit. nigga's got style
>>70797698
How can Colombia be more dangerous than North Korea?
Are Straya a bunch pf commies?
>>70806267
>Thailand
More Mudslime rebellion. As Huntington put it, Islam has bloody borders.
>>70809512
I know the answer to this.
Aussies are fucking hopeless when they go to Colombia and Venezuela. The cocaine prices in Australia are very very high, so tourists got to Colombia get high as fuck for cheap as fuck and then get abducted via scoplamine or force.
At which point they are ransomed, and the government gets involved, etc.
Australians are some of the lowest numbers of visitors to the region but some of the highest number of criminal kidnappings or drug induced robberies.
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>>70798632
It's still in the Constitution as an Australian territory too.
>>70798685
Fuckin oath
Got bit by a 3 foot tall spoida last night and me arm fell off, fuck
But just chucked some duct tape on it and im good to go mate
>>70806037
If you're a girl don't go into the countryside you will be kidnapped and forced to marry the man who abducted you.
If you're a bloke, you'll 100% be fine. Știi sa vorbești rusește?
