>"GIVE UP THE WALLET AND YO WATCH PUNK BEFORE I PUT A CAP IN YO ASS!! GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE!
What do /pol/?
>>70795327
Here you go, no need for violence.
>>70795327
Detonate prematurely I guess.
Shit.
A simple transaction, a small fee for my safety. I like your negotiating skills kid, come see me at Trump tower tomorrow to see about a job.
Na-uh, I- I'm wearing magic armor... That, that gives me the power to reflect bullets...
>>70795452
Trudeau is that you? what a cuck.
>>70795327
I don't wear a watch and i don't carry cash in my wallet so by all means take it faggot.
>>70795327
Sure,just let me reach in my pocket, blam with my snubnose.
>>70795327
I don't have a watch..
Do you support me getting SHOT?!
Do you support the use of violence, AGAINST ME?!
Taxation is theft. Congratulations on taking cues from the government. I estimate your IQ is around 85, the sweet spot for committing crime. If your IQ was a little higher, you probably could have been a senator.
fdrurl.com/donate
>>70795327
Give him the wallet, keep my essentials and cash.
>>70795327
Rob the poor guy obviously since I'm the one doing the robbing! :^)
>look at the ground trying to hid my grin
>"eh heh, heh .."
>do front flip while unsheathing my twin no-dachi katanas Demonbane and Death Reaper
>"You want offensive?! I'll give you offensive!!!"
"bring down Demonbane on gaijin's head and begin slicing
>"TAKE THIIIIIIIIS!!!"
>do a cartwheel and stab the baka with Death Reaper
>"AND THIIIIIIIIIIS!!!"
>do a backflip while slicing all over. body falls apart
>"heh, thanks, I needed to test this sharpness for a while now. nothing personel, kid"
>>70795327
>white mugger
>>70795327
*teleports behindu*
>>70795327
Give him a small loan of a million dollars
>>70795787
YES
YES
NOT A WALLET
>>70795849
Only thing that pissed me off about your pasta was "nothing personel"
>personel
>>70795849
Tips tendie fedora.
I would use my ki blasts to blow him up.
>>70795849
>>70795327
Sorry mate, I don't have my wallet on me and as you can see, I don't have a watch.
Why are you resorting to mugging though? What happened to your life dude?
>>70795327
Teleport behind him.
>>70796217
Nothing personnel...kid...
>>70795849
>>70795327
I don't wear a watch. Here's my wallet. As you notice I don't carry cash, and right after this robbery I'll be canceling all my cards in the wallet. Have a nice day.
>>70795452
First post only reasonable reply
>>70795969
The original pasta is "nothing personnel" though, so he isn't far off.
Also, >white robber
>>70795787
>>70795969
Why are there so many new fags on tonight
>>70795892
googling 'white mugger' and 'black mugger' gives hilariously different results. why are search algorithms so racist?
>>70795327
>Pull out my dick
>Start screaming like a banshee
>Piss and shit myself while doing somersaults on my piss and shit.
>The predator becomes confused and runs away
>Safely hide my eggs in a new place.
start yelling MONGOL LIVES MATTER
"No Mr. Sanders I will not."
>>70796847
KEK hahahah.
>>70795327
What're you gonna do? Shoot me?
Throw him the watch, when he gets distracted trying to catch it either sucker-punch him ir run my ass out of there. If i can wrestle the gun away from him then even better.
>>70796992
>>70796847
same fagging
lel
>>70795327
Here you go. Only 20€ in it, and sorry got no watch. Have a nice day and don't spend it on drugs.
>>70795787
Not an argument
>>70795327
Walk away, it's a gun-free zone after all
>>70795327
Jokes on you, I have no watch and I almost never have cash on me!
>>70795327
Why do you want my wallet?
Everything is set to be deactivated the moment you leave. You'll get nothing out of it and I'll have to fuck around getting a new license and stuff. I don't carry cash either.
So could you please just mug someone else?
>>70795327
give my wallet, let him run, when he reaches 5m away from me, i'll give him a .38 at the back, get his gun and my wallet and play with his bullet wound util he bleeds out (if no one is around)
>>70795849
Is that you senpai?
>>70795327
>>70795327
>no
I carry no more than $20, so keep the fucking wallet.
And the Moto 360's battery will be dead in 6 hours, so take that fucker too.
BTW if you got a gun and are financially needy, I'll pay you a lot more than $20 to put a bullet into a few people who I think deserve it.
"All I have is my phone and my watch is a smartwatch. I would not recommend that you steal either as both have a lock and can be tracked via GPS which would just get you caught."
>>70798602
FBI!?! At most, this is a municipal crime.
>>70798793
Sorry, I didn't realise you wanted me to post this one
>>70795327
Draw him in close, kick his ass and take his gun. Sweet, free gun!
Or if that's not possible, give him my wallet so I don't get shot.
Or y'know, avoid places and situations this is likely to happen.
>>70795849
Kek
>>70795327
I'll pay you 20$ to shoot me.
>>70796669
Ask that to yourself in the mirror, faggot.
>>70799017
only if you're not his mother
>>70795327
>WHOS THE KEK NOW?
what do?
>>70795327
just do it pham, put me out of my misery
> SCREAM
> Throw wallet on ground
> Perp bends over to get wallet.
> Bullet behind the head execution style
> 'Merica
>>70795327
use wallet and speech to misdirect and distract while getting off line of weapon and then do pic related
>>70795327
>safety's on you rookie
>*cqc basics*
>>70799363
its also a prop gun, you can see the casting flash on rubber at the front, plus slide and frame are one piece.
>>70795327
I don't carry a wallet or wear a watch. But I do have this one me.
>>70797652
>what is ID
Cuck
>>70795327
I pull out my 1911 which is real unlike that fake piece of shit and blow his brains out.
>>70796685
Mfw white mugger is comical stock photos and black mugger is all police booking shots
>>70799852
I wish I could find a nice holster for my USP tactical but the raised sights and threaded barrel make it hard to find anything other than a generic polyster holster.
>>70795327
comply with him, give him my wallet, when he starts to run off i pull out my own gun, shoot him in the back, and then take my stuff back
>>70795327
I drop my wallet, and as he bends to pick it up I shoot his ass.
>>70799906
>carrying a 1911
Mah nigga.
Pic related. Although I obviously don't carry it with these mags.
>>70795327
give them my shit. I'm not retarded enough to try anything.
>>70799975
Same, I had to do some self modifications on mine.
>>70795849
>twin no-dachi katanas Demonbane and Death Reaper
I thought my day couldn't get any better but you did it anon.
>>70795327
Do it.
Pull that fucking trigger.
I've been waiting for so fucking long.
END MY LIFE SO THAT I MAY FREE.
PULL THAT FUCKING TRIGGER!
>>70799992
>shoot him in the back
enjoy your homocide charge goy.
I have a Ruger Alaskan in .454 casull.
>Perp: GIVE UP THE WALLET
>Me: BOOM
>Me: oww fuck that hurts my hand
>>70800676
PLEASE DONT DO IT
Left hook while dodging to the right and downwards.
Either that or I tell the local nigras that if they don't kick his ass he'll take away their welfare and EBT.
>>70799120
Say that to my face, not online see what happens.
>>70800715
You get shot.
Game over.
Try again?
>>70797652
You're retarded
>>70795327
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KvO-8IvoCI
Check if it's not an airshit pistol.
The jamals here more often than not have airshit pistols.
>>70800801
>implying
If the bullet hits anywhere, it's not hitting my vitals.
>>70795327
Ivan
Tovarisch
You need to hold hand in front of pistol
So you don't miss target for not shooting fingers
>>70800676
Damn hope you shoot a hole in your screen just for posting that e-thug bulshit.
Pic related it's you
Ahaha, what are you going to do? Shoot me for $50? Go ahead faggot, lmao. Btfoed cuck, now go bother someone else turbo virgin.
>>70800963
You're retarded and are going to get yourself killed. If you wanted to dodge why the fuck would you dodge to the right?
>>70796780
>Houston, we have liftoff!
>My sides have left the orbit
>>70795327
>he's russian
>i can sell his internal organs
>i can wear his clothes
>my son will be able to wear his clothes
>my grandson too will be able to wear his clothes
>i can use his gun to rob someone
>i'm probably not the first person who he tries to rob
>take my knife out and charge at him
I AM SUDDENLY AN EESTI PARTISAN
HENDE HOH RUSKIE SCHWEIN OR I MAKE YOUR ASS KAPUT
>stab him while he's confused
>become rich
>>70798101
the fuck kind of crazy shit they doing over in oceania??
>>70795327
Act nervous and toss the watch and wallet behind him. When he looks away, I empty every round from my bodyguard into him.
> Put hands up.
> "Okay, Okay, Okay!"
> Take out wallet slowly.
> As he turns around draw my gun.
> Shoot him in the back repeatedly.
> Cops come.
> Say he tried to rob me with a gun.
> Nobody even gives a shit that I shot him in the back. Self defense still, he had a gun.
> Sue his family for the price of the ammo.
>>70801971
>I empty every round
Congratulations, you just got yourself charged with 1st degree murder.
>>70795327
>thief is white
I'll buy your gun fellow white man!
>>70802346
Listen, your laws might be retarded when it comes to silly shit like this, but in America, we have the right to protect ourselves.
*teleports behind you*
>>70795327
Give him my wallet and watch, wait for him to turn and run, shoot him in the back and retrieve my things
>>70799892
>>70800827
What is a cell phone?
>>70802346
not here in freedom land
m8 you think I walk around at 3am with a wallet or watch? I literally have nothing of value on me, where'd you get that gun by the way?
