If Jesus could elect anyone President of the United States, who would he vote for?
Sanders. Jews always support their fellow Jews and he's the most 'give to the poor' of the candidates.
It's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle that a rich man (Trump) to go to heaven ... or run the country if Jesus were to choose.
>>70794754
Trump desu
Me
>>70794754
Kasich
But Jesus would recognize the United States for what it is and not agree with any candidate.
>>70794754
The Dubya: Round 3
>>70794866
not true
Bernie Sanders is essentially a modern day Jesus.
>>70794866
Jesus wouldn't be a libcuck, this is what leftists want you to think.
However, he got fucked pretty bad by the state of his time, so I think he is not a big fan of the government anyway
He was a communist so Sanders. No question.
>>70795104
the fuck amercia
>>70795104
>Jesus voting for a Jew
>synagogue of satan
>>70794754
None of the people currently running, least of all Hillary Clinton.
>>70794754
No one since he isn't American, thus has no say
>>70794971
>Jesus would recognize America as a Christian nation governed by communistic globalists who hate freedom.
So he would elect himself President Jesus? He would pick Kanye as his VP, right?
>>70795364
>Only Begotten Son of God, Lord and Savior of Mankind
>Not an honorary American
>>70795555
"Honorary" Americans still don't have a say either.
>>70795754
At the very least Trump would let him be a member of the Senate or something, if not Secretary of Foreign Affairs. Who knows, maybe after we bomb the shit out of ISIS, Jesus can negotiate world peace while Donald Makes America Great Again.
I don't think Jesus would really care much about politics. He seems to be the kind of guy to gently patronize you for being distracted about relatively meaningless matters, and to focus on more important things like being kind and shit.
>>70794754
Donald Trump
>capable leader who acknowledges that he has flaws unlike Ted Cruz
>opposes Islam like Jesus opposed the Romans because they persecute Christians and are a threat
What a stupid question. The Lord of the earth doesn't give a shit about who's president of a sinful fallen nation.
>>70796101
>Muslims are the modern day Romans
We need another Crusade
>>70795403
No he would abolish the United States and throw the politicians into the lake of fire.
This nation was founded by Luciferians.
>>70796379
Preach it
Jesus wouldn't vote for anyone.
Now, the real question is, who would Play-Doh vote for?
>>70796549
Interesting question, his idea of government through his work "The Republic" outlined how men that were without material obsession and filled with much wisdom should lead the government.
>>70796399
I'd say Muslims are more like the modern day Samaritans. They both have fanfic plagiarisms of a neighboring Abrahamic religion and were violent in their zeal for it.
Christians love to be hateful judgmental fucks and refuse to acknowledge that Jeebus would love the homeless and the sick and the refugees and every color and gender.
He'd vote for Sanders.
>>70796399
>dubs
God confirms our crusade. Time to pull out my DEUS VULT folder. Give me a minute as I just got this new laptop and am trying to move my deus vult folder here.
>>70796754
>Christian bashing
>Jeebus
>le open borders
>supporting sanders
>flag
disregarded
>>70794754
>If Jesus could elect anyone
>anyone
Pope Francis, his vicar. He is popular, he is pious, he cares about poverty, and he doesn't have Trump's pride or Hillary's greed. Why would he choose anyone else?
>>70794754
Jesus was pretty clear on his policies.
>The man with two shirts MUST give one to the man with none
>>70796754
reddit please go. we all know that Jesus would support killing the terrorists, laying the smack down on China, building the wall, deporting the Muslims, banning all drugs and putting prayer back in schools. All that and he'd even lower you taxes and make education local!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKM1AAzeRCg
As confirmed by quads we can see that Jesus is a true American and would support the second Amendment. >>70795555
>>70796754
Christians know that Jesus is God and that you're a fucking idiot for thinking God needs man's help to govern the earth. Right now as we speak Jesus is seated on a throne infinitely more powerful than the stupid United States will ever be.
>>70797064
The best thing about the bible is that to suit your needs, you can decide what parts are literal and what parts are symbolic.
In this case, I can choose to be uncharitable and assume that he was literally talking about shirts and nothing else. If I'm wrong, I can beg forgiveness on my death bed. Or on any given Sunday.
Why are you leddit shills so obsessed with trying to equate jesus to bernie panders?
Anyone who knows a tiny bit about Christianity knows that Jesus would never support panders
>>70797219
So I'm wrong about how he'd embrace the downtrodden?
>>70796399
Moved it.
My father is just as redpilled as I am. We are devout christians who see Islam for the threat it is. He gives bible studies Fridays and is currently teaching the book of Revelation and is redpilling our brothers in Christ about the muslims and the invasion of Europe. This week he will continue and talk about the crusades.
>>70794754
Colin Powell, probably.
>>70797373
Absolutely. You don't know shit about God's will. He isn't a care bare, you dumb fuck. He's the Almighty. He can wipe out this whole planet right now if He wants to.
>>70797442
We believe in the militirization of christians and believe that we must literally take up arms to repel the invasion of Europe in new crusades just as brothers had done so many years ago.
>>70797563
(others don't know god's will)
(spouts personal opinions about god's will as if they were fact)
>>70797563
>He can wipe out this whole planet right now if He wants to.
So Jesus would vote for the one man closest to God, right?
>>70797741
It is a fact that God is all-powerful, and can do anything He wants at anytime.
>>70797254
Except God is everywhere and all knowing and he can tell sincerity from the willfully unvirtuous
>>70797799
God's Son is that man, you miserable clown.
>>70794754
He would probably say that you could vote for anybody and it would not matter because his Kingodm is not here on Earth but in the afterlife and that he is here to deliver a message.
For Jesus , it wouldn't matter if an apple, peach or epar would be the president. The results would be the same because each individual has his own path in life, and a political situation cannot change someone's destiny too much.
God would want a man that will hold up his values and defend his people.
Who else but Trump?
Jesus would vote trump because can you imagine how much he would be taxed?
The vatican is sitting on jesus's gold and that shits worth billions.
Valentine
>>70797896
You make me envy the stupid. Instead of having to ponder deep and unanswerable questions, you can just invent imaginary magical reasons for everything.
Please practice abstinence. Forever.
>>70797896
>>70797961
>Except God is everywhere and all knowing and he can tell sincerity from the willfully unvirtuous
>It is a fact that God is all-powerful, and can do anything He wants at anytime.
hmm, sounds a little bit like someone I know.
>>70798173
Funny Valentine was the Donald Trump of his time. Truly an all American hero and patriot.
Anyone who asks what Jesus would do is a fucking idiot. Jesus can do whatever He wants right now. After defeating satan on the cross, He gained all power and authority on this earth. He decided to ascend to heaven and leave with humanity the Holy Spirit as a gift. He stated He will return at some point that no man knows.
>>70794885
Kek let's be realistic, he would vote for the most SJW candidate, aka Bernie.
Praise Kek.
>>70797896
If you're actually serious, then your faith is the most hollow and phony thing I've ever seen.
>>70798269
>He stated He will return at some point that no man knows.
Is it possible he's already returned?
"It is written: "'As surely as I live,' says the Lord, 'every knee will bow before me; every tongue will acknowledge God.'""
Romans 14:11
Fuck a president.
>>70798412
No, it's not possible.
""So if anyone tells you, 'There he is, out in the wilderness,' do not go out; or, 'Here he is, in the inner rooms,' do not believe it. For as lightning that comes from the east is visible even in the west, so will be the coming of the Son of Man." Matthew 24:26-27
>>70798495
God chose leaders from among his people to lead them and keep them in check in the past. Why not now?
>>70798412
Jesus describes his return in the book of Revelation. If you read it you will know if he had returned.
Will I see my fellow /pol/acks fighting along side me during the crusades to come?
>>70798495
>>70798811
*see book of Judges
>>70798412
He will look like the kind of guy the America would deport and Europe would throw into a refugee camp.
Meanwhile every fucker will be expecting a blonde-haired blue-eyed, english-speaking little bastard who is constantly bathed in crepuscular rays.
28 "You heard me say, 'I am going away and I am coming back to you.' If you loved me, you would be glad that I am going to the Father, for the Father is greater than I.
29 have told you now before it happens, so that when it does happen you will believe.
30 I will not say much more to you, for the prince of this world is coming. He has no hold over me,
31 but he comes so that the world may learn that I love the Father and do exactly what my Father has commanded me. "Come now; let us leave.
John 14:28-31
>implying J.C. wouldn't pick a man who devoted his life to service to others and helping others
>>70799439
Only God has done that. That's why Jesus followed God, not man. Idiot.
