>/pol/ wants a President who eats pizza like this
>>70790986
The ad was about how there's cheese in the crust. He did it for the ad.
>>70790986
While being paid? Yes.
>>70791037
No such thing.
>>70790986
I've seen this shit in movies as well.
Why would you eat a pizza like that?
>>70790986
He's so weird. He's a Cool Hwip kinda guy
>>70790986
I can't trust a man who eats his steak well-done
That's why I'm keking for kasich
>>70791037
>>70791045
>/pol/ wants a literal prostitute to be president
>>70791099
>well-done
Memes aside I did just lose a point or so of respect for Trump. Still voting for him of course, but Medium-Rare is master race, and Rare and Medium are fine too
>>70791117
Why not?
Does that debase that he'll make America great again
>>70790986
>tfw I'm old enough to remember this commercial airing
Yes, I'm American, now get off my fucking lawn you degenerate little shits. Out out out
i hope you're being ironic. any time i see someone talking crap about the don on this board i have to wonder if they are serious. and then i realize they very well might be. i'm usually good at gauging levels of irony but i suspect there aren't any here.
bro-- you're a fucking fool. you're the joke. a successful businessman running for president and captivating the nation is not a joke. a prominent individual that calls for strong borders, putting an end to the ridiculous illegitimate influx of ugly uneducated shitbags pouring into our country, for more competent international dealmaking, for measures that protect us from the deluded fools that blow themselves up on trains to enjoy supposed carnal pleasures (sins) in heaven, is not a fool. it's unbridled courage and unapologetic executive decision making. it's a joke that we would have a man and later, his son in office. it's a joke that we would have a man and later, his fake wife in office. it's a joke that people continue to support the globalist clinton political machine. those are the demons. those are the devil. you've got to step back and wonder why the media doesn't have it in for these criminals like they do trump. but you don't. you take it at face value. hating trump is cool among the know-nothing leftist legion. and you haven't thought into why that is at all. you're just buying into the narrative, wholesale. and it's honestly disgusting. pissant
>>70791086
I think this was a cheese-stuffed crust pizza advertised as "the pizza you eat backwards".
>>70791099
He has the money to afford the finest steaks and I presume he does eat the finest steaks.... and then he would ruin them by having them cooked well-done? Almost a vote killer for me.
>>70791117
>implying every President since WWII hasn't been a glorified prostitute.
>Trump did it for an ad about cheesy crust
>Kasich ate pizza with a fork
Oh well, I am now a #CruzMissle now xD /s
>>70791117
Pretty normal behaviour desu fambam.
>>70791194
He's doing it for health reasons, dummy.
>>70791433
Best post of the night!
>>70791675
His BP is quite low. He could use without cooking the shit out of the iron. The poor anæmic lad
>>70791579
>wearing a suit
>eating a pizza with your hands
>>70791732
>æ
kill yourself
>>70791117
>literal prostitute
He didn't have sex with anyone for money eating stuffed crust pizza rerard.
>>70790986
Fuck you.
You KNOW that's cheesy crust.
>>70790986
>Not putting ketchup on it.
Not a good person
>>70791117
>literal prostitute
He didn't have sex with anyone for money eating stuffed crust pizza rerard.
>>70791815
Spell it akneemic then. You know Engrish cannot into spelling as good as Latin etc
>>70791091
LOL EPIC FAMILY GUY MEEMS XD
Guys check out this brand new short Trump video "The Evolution of Donald J Trump" right here https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ofZsphTPf-U
>>70791099
Kaisch ate pizza with a fucking FORK
Worst thread. You attack trump because of his eating habits? He's a normal man and eats pizza from the worst to the best like a winner.
>>70791099
You mean a KasichKucK?
>not cutting your pizza with scissors
>>70792181
It's acceptable to eat a pizza with a fork if you are wearing a suit
I'm a 3rd generation Italian American I know my shit
David Robinson former NBA player also did one of these ads for pizza hut I think
>>70791875
>Ketchup on pizza
Disgusting even for a huemonkey
>>70791099
A
FUCKING
FORK
>>70792330
Pleb detected
>>70792417
You eat meat with your hands?
>>70792536
He probably eats candybars with his hands, too.
Disgusting.
Trump may not be flawless, but let me make one thing clear...
The ONLY reason Donald Trump is being misrepresented, attacked and slandered by the controlled media and political operatives online is because he's the only real threat to Hillary Clinton (the planned replacement puppet for Obama) being handed the Presidency.
Furthermore, I happen to know for a fact that Trump is largely playing a role and acting controversial as a political tactic. Making ‘brash’ statements is part of his game, as a way of throwing out ‘red meat’ to attract mainstream GOP voters. In other words, he’s just selling meatloaf to a meatloaf crowd.
Trump actually knows WAY MORE than he lets on, and he knows he’s in danger. However, his intent is to win and save the country; and he knows that can’t be done without playing the game of politics.
This has all been confirmed by high-level people that know him well behind the scenes, such as Jerome Corsi and Roger Stone.
This video explains things better than I could. I implore you all to watch it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDr2NJPv8kE
>>70790986
Who eats a pizza's ass first? kek
>>70791194
He gets a pass because he's the God-Emperor. He could do whatever he wants.
>question him and die
But yes, medium to medium-rare is master race. Bloody rare is for edgy, emo-vamp wannabes. Well-done is for old people.
>>70791099
>There are people in this thread right now who buy into the "steaks lose flavor when cooked well-done" myth.
This is only true if you're buying cheap steaks from CostCo and only Mexicans shop as CostCo. You're all spix.
>>70791117
>>/pol/ wants a literal prostitute to be president
Aren't all politicians prostitutes? Even Shillary sucks the sandnigger cawk, both the slime and the hook-nosed variety, while Bill gets a hummer from some intern/prostitute.
>>70793608
>not shopping wholesale
>paying retail
You're crazy
>>70790986
>not eating stuffed crust
get cuckd
>people seriously don't eat their pizza that way
if you don't then you are left with just the crust with no toppings.
>>70791099
>eating rubber
What a faggot
>>70791744
>being such an uncoordinated monkey you have to worry about making sure your pizza doesn't fall on your lap like a fucking toddler
>>70791631
Bernie looks so distressed, he might die from this election
>>70793608
You're retarded
Please never touch steak again
>>70790986
I saw Donald Trump at a Pizzeria in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and sat down at my table, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I started eating my meal I saw him trying to eat his pizza backwards like in the commercials.
The waitress was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to eat like a normal person.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned the pizza slice back around and ate them to the normally.
When she gave him the bill, he stopped her and told her to charge each slice individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she gave him the bill and put the leftovers in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>70793913
They shouldn't be allowed to draw children's cartoon characters like that
>>70793940
One can only hope
>>70794639
>britbong
>seen trump
Ha, cute. very cute post. he wont want anything to do with you dirty red coats.
>>70793913
The problem is that grease runs off the pizza onto your hands and then onto your suit. So you don't do it.
Anon confirmed for never having eaten pizza
>>70796022
>being this new
>>70791086
keeps the toppings more stable
>>70796398
or you could, you know, maybe use a fucking napkin you stupid-cock vacuuming, nigger-breeding cloud of farts
>>70790986
AYE UZD DO B A DRUMB ZUBORDER NAO AM CRUZMIZL
>>70790986
He actually eats it with a knife and fork. Not a good look, probably his biggest misstep.
Fold supremacy.
>>70796640
Why bother when you already have a fork?
>>70791099
He isn't ordering a well done steak at Dennys. See that guy standing behind him, he makes 6 figures cooking high quality food at a very high quality level. And lets not forget that Trump Steaks are by far the best tasting, most flavorful beef you've ever had. Truly in a league of their own.
>>70790986
Disgusting
Now if he ate pizza with a knife and fork, then I'll stop being a #CruzMissile
>>70790986
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2vtv53mQeE
obligatory Liebowitz
>>70790986
>stuffed crust pizza
I swear you guys don't even try anymore
>>70791072
It's true burgerbro
There is pizza out there with cheese in the crust
>>70792246
>tfw an insult is so bad you think it might me satire but aren't sure
>>70790986
I was voting for Trump, but after seeing this, I am now a #CruzMissile
>>70791072
(you)
youre fucking lying if youve never seen a pizza hut ad
>>70796791
why not eat the pizza with a spoon?
why not eat it with some chopsticks?
why not blend the pizza and drink it from a wine glass?
why not centrifuge the pizza, put it in a sterile bag, and hook it to a mainline artery?
>>70791072
Ever hear of Pizza Hut?
Rest of the world has
>>70790986
That's how you eat Stuffed Crust. Fuckers didn't roll cheese and meat around the circumference of a pizza so that you could have an unsweetened mozzarella canoli.
>>70791086
Because the crust is the worst part so you get rid of that first
Pretty logical
>>70790986
Knife and for God race
>>70791117
Mitt Romney is more of a prostitute than Donald
>>70790986
Wow, after seeing this gif it's clear this man does not share the values of the average american. I'm a #CruzMissile now.
>>70791117
>The Second oldest profession must be politician, because it has a lot in common with the oldest.
Ronald Reagan
>>70790986
bernie problyvwouldnt even eat the pizza haha hed give it to some guy on the street
>>70791194
For flavour, some variation of rare is absolutely the way to go. However well done is easier to digest, which Trump probably values more given his lifestyle of eating out all the time to make deals.
>>70791579
you were saying?
>>70791072
We don't even have pizza hut near where I live and I knew about cheese in the crust
its just that kind of outside-the-box thinking we need in a president
>>70797284
thats what im talkin about!
