Bono knows that ISIS can't handle the bantz.
ISIS stand up comedy:
Hey so I was near a Kuffar the other day
"crowd is silent"
And he still had a head!
"crowd starts to chuckle"
SO I CUT HIS HEAD OFF
"crowd launches into uproarious laughter"
>>70788263
>Not Crowd Explodes from laughter and C4
>>70788093
>We'll just LAUGH at them!! hahahaha
I'm sure that'll work.
>>70788263
2 things I noticed
First, ok we get it, you guys like beheading, but at least put someone good in charge of it.
Second, was the beheaded guy moving his eyes or not?
>>70788362
SO I WAS WALKING THROUGH KURDISTAN THE OTHER DAY
"crowd recognizes his reference to geography murmurs in approval"
AND I SAW A BLONDE YAZIDI GIRL
'crowd gets excited begins to look around for blond girl to rape"
SO I KIDNAPPED HER SOLD HER INTO SEX SLAVERY AND NOW SHE"S BEING RAPED TO DEATH FOR BEING AN APOSTATE
"crowd starts dying from laughter"
EASIEST 4 DOLLAR I EVER MADE!!!
"people start doubling over in laughter some accidentally setting off their suicide vests"
>>70788485
I thought the joke was that Amy, Chris, and Sasha are so unfunny that they will cause the terrorists to kill themselves after hearing 5 minutes of their stand up?
>>70788990
Chris and Sasha are hilarious. I don't think Amy has ever done anything daring or spoke truth to power.
>>70788990
I thought it meant that they were "the best" to handle Isis with comedy
>>70788828
SO I SAW A COPTIC CHRISTIAN THE OTHER DAY
'crowd turns disapproving begins to mutter in disgust"
AND HE WASNT PAYING THE JIZYAH
'crowd begins to reach for AKs"
SO I CUT HIS HEAD OFF AND PUT IT ON THE DESIGNATED HEAD FENCE
'crowd begins to laugh heartily'
>>70789264
picture of the designated head fence
>>70788093
>laugh at someone who kills people for fun
>more killing ensues
>>70788093
HELLO HELLO
>>70788828
Why is there a guy holding an isis flag? i can see your stupid 3d watermark already.
>>70788567
You're concious for about ten seconds if your head is removed from your neck. Yes, it's as hellish as you are probably imagining it must be like.
>>70789264
this video makes me seethe with anger. i feel an outrageous amount of anger towards this. this isnt even murder, this is just slaughter, like animals. i would like for the people who comitted these acts to be dead in the most gruesome way imaginable.
>>70788093
Bono was on Yahoo news recently intoning that the refugee crisis threatened the existence of Europe.
Of course, he means it backwards: Europe must be destroyed in order to be saved.
Bono is stupid.
>>70789589
I actually don't open them.
>>70788828
this post is funnier than anything amy jewmer has ever said
>>70788263
i was trumped now i'm a #cruzmissile
>>70789292
I guess he wanted to make a point.
>>70788093
Send in a fat bitch, a nigger and a jew
>>70789689
Good, I'm voting for Hillary.
GG little balls.
>>70788828
Do you have Cam 1?
>>70788263
i just flew straight into the south tower of the world trade center and BOY ARE MY ARMS TIRED
>>70789589
Reminder these are the people Europe is letting in to their country.
>send Amy Schumer
So ISIS can fall asleep or just get angrier?
>>70788093
>send in Amy Schumer
genius pig is Haram to muslims
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSDb8pD6sno&nohtml5=False
>>70788093
So did Bono just admit he wants Amy Schumer, Chris Rock, and Sacha Baron Cohen to be executed by ISIS?
Bono confirmed racist and sexist as fuck.
>>70788093
Bono is a silly Jew.
>>70790144
shlomo go away
>>70789264
>that look at the camera
nothing personnel, kid
>>70788093
Yeah, I'm sure a fat, unfunny white cunt and a degenerate Jew wouldn't just fuel their hatred even more.
For fuck's sake, I'm white, and I'd like to see these "comedians" burned at the stake, and hate our culture for having spawned something so vile and degenerate.
>>70789589
What would be the best way to fight back? Join the military?
>>70789292
SO I WAS IN EUROPE THE OTHER DAY
'crowd starts to boo"
AND THEY KEPT CALLING ME A "REFUGEE"
"crowd starts chuckling"
SO I SHOT THEM ALL FOR BEING KUFFARS
'crowd applauds in approval"
AND YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DID
'people begin to lean in eagerly in anticipation"
THEY BLAMED THEMSELVES FOR NOT BEING TOLERANT ENOUGH
'people doubled over in pain from laughing so hard, start firing RPGS into the air in pure ecstasy"
>>70790348
this is the great question of our times
>>70788093
>send a couple of Jews and a black guy to fight ISIS
>>70790897
>>70790348
There's an easy way to fight ISIS
stop Obama from funding them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccdeANvo2bg
>>70790302
What is this new and exciting leaf meme?
>Bono wants to send in 2 degenerate Jews and a nigger to the mideast
Bono confirmed redpilled.
>>70790822
>THEY BLAMED THEMSELVES FOR NOT BEING TOLERANT ENOUGH
>>70788093
don't care what his intention was.
I definitely can get behind the idea of sending schumer, chris rock and Cohen to ISIS.
>>70789100
She has stolen a lot of content. Youtube "Amy Schumer stolen jokes" I believe she stole a few from based Patrice.
>>70791921
>I believe she stole a few from based Patrice.
>>70788093
>send Amy Schumer to ISIS
Can't believe I'm agreeing with Bono about something.
>>70788093
Well, he's right in a sense. If we all started putting pictures of the prophet Mohammed everywhere, like the Dutch cartoon, it would show pretty quickly which Muslims were the ones that got butthurt.
Scott Adams points out that if, somehow, the West manages to make ISIS look ridiculous, like modern KKK ridiculous, that would dry up recruitment real fucking quick.
He suggested pointing out the fact that the senior jihadists never blow themselves up, but get the younger ones to do it for them. Then the senior jihadists take the younger ones wives/sisters/mothers as additional brides.
Basically we label ISIS bombers as cucks.
>>70788093
>>70792899
Also, Bono's heart is in the right place. You remember how he always used to go on about sending aid to Africa?
Notice he doesn't anymore?
Apparently he read Dead Aid (an easy to swallow redpill if there ever was one), and realized that sending aid is a really fucking bad idea, and subsequently stopped advocating for it.
>>70789589
There's no such thing as radical muslim extremism, stop being a fucking bigot and let them into your country
>>70788093
>Schumer
But anon pork is haram
>>70790822
haha only this guy gets it
>>70788093
PLEASE send them all to the Middle East, PLEASE DO. Make sure to add in Seth Rogan, Sarah Silverman and a bunch of other non-funny old has-beens as well and let the laughter begin.
>>70789589
How's this one?
>>70789589
That makes you no better than they are :)
>>70793149
This. Feeding African niggers is a bad idea because it just teaches them to be dependent on handouts. Look at American (or any Western) niggers. See what handout/welfare dependency did to them.
To end the cycle, you teach them how to feed themselves, and maybe lay down some infrastructure to get things started.
But the Jews don't want that. They want African niggers to be niggers, so they can be exploited.
>>70794983
If you ever need to convince some bluepilled faggot of that, give them this book:
http://www.amazon.com/Dead-Aid-Working-Better-Africa/dp/0374532125
Written by an African too.
>>70788990
I thought it just meant he wanted to send them to ISIS
>>70788093
sure.....send a nog and 2 jews to ISIS. I see how that ends. This Bono is a fucking genius
>>70789292
What it feels like to chew 5 gum.
>>70791103
Jesus, the guys in the middle's brain had an ejection seat
>>70789548
>You're conscious for 10 seconds after blood supply to the brain is cut completely!!
There are people who actually believe this shit.
Go ahead, cut your jugular. See how long until your black out, faggot.
>>70788093
>comedy will destroy them!
>sends in people who aren't funny at all
>>70788263
I'd watch Islamic Big Bang Theory to be honest
