I'm joining the Army. Not even for a sense of patriotism or belonging and all that bullshit. Talk me out of it /pol/, please.
>>70784107
>>70784107
>>70784107
Being a welfare whore is not the best thing to do with your life. Go to the free market and get a proper job.
>>70784107
No need. Just do it
Your on pol, you sound like a NEET, you seek advise from Internet stranger (especially on pol)
Basically you need to straighten out your life
Join, suffer in boot camp, make comrades, then leave a better and hopefully polished man
Just do it.
>>70784107
If you just wanted a cush job you should join the AF instead
>>70784107
Army bases are nigger factories. It's the military janitorial service.
Why not just get a job as a trash man?
>>70784107
The Army is the worst branch my man. The uniforms are gay fucking velcro shit and the standards are garbage. Go all the way and join the Marine Corps.
>>70784107
>joining the military jew
>>70784437
All I actually need for the Army is a contract. So I'm almost in anyways. Why spend more time joining another branch?
>>70784107
Stay in the army. I regret everyday not going for it, I could have spent my prime man years chilling with bros and shooting stuff, but instead I've spent them studying engineering like a robot.
You should hang yourself. It's faster
>>70784548
You aren't understanding, obviously.
Looks like you're a soldier son, congratulations.
>>70784681
*gargles cum* HOORAH
>>70784107
Join a better service even if you have to go on a waiting list.
>>70784586
I get to play with guns more than 99% of people in the army and I work in a cubicle.
>>70784107
tbqh now that they accept fagoots, you'll fit right in
>>70784107
Don't get married and don't have any kids. Save your cash the entire time your in. Get out. Get a job. Use the GI bill. Go to school. Get a better job buy a house and fuck bitches.
>>70784834
We could do the buddy system then
>>70784829
Didn't she divorce him shortly after?
Cruelest of keks
>>70784346
>suffer in boot camp
should a socially retarded neet with no human contact for 5 years do this?
>>70784917
The GI bill won't be worth much once every retard in the country gets a free associate's degree and makes college somehow even more worthless than it already is.
The only way to truly win is:
1) Buy a bunch of steroids
2) Get stacked
3) Do gay porn until you get AIDS
4) Live off the government for the rest of your life
>>70784107
You really want Hillary Clinton as your commander and chief?
>>70784107
stop drawing like the other gorillian cartoon network rejects and do something original
oh yea, OP. have fun being a crippled, poor and disrespected vet so israel can call you "good" bro
>>70784107
Don't listen to these pussies on this board who use mental gymnastics to talk themselves out of doing ANYTHING with their lives so they can remain in the basement. Or the faggots who just want to scoreboard you with their better lives not understanding that some of us just need direction.
>>70784107
You're gonna get alot of keyboard warriors calling you a welfare queen and too stupid for collage asking that here. You dont need anyone to talk you out, it all comes down to you. Are YOU willing to give up your social life and distance yourself from friends and family. Are YOU willing to take that oath. It doesn't matter what /pol/ thinks, you're family, or the people around you. Are you willing?
>>70785110
Its either that or shitpost on /k/ and pretend you did.
>>70784773
In Brazil that's not the case because of the gun laws. What I really meant in that post is that a 20 yr old man should be learning discipline, chilling with conrades and doing a real men job, not worrying about triple integrals.
>>70785112
Bits aside, that won't happen for a little while and why the fuck not? It's not only about free government shit you get but more about learning who you really are in different situations
>>70784773
military shooting blows. They take every ounce of fun out of it and make it into an 8 hour range day for 150 rounds.
That being said, join up for a while. At some point OT into a better MOS or get out. In the beginning if you're young just join whatever you like.
>>70785110
Yes he needs to be broken down and fully cucked. Then he needs to be around high test high pressure environment
And once he finish his boot camp (which is ez) then he will grind mindlessly doing shitty task for the next 5 years. This will truly make him woke when he returns to civilian life. But at least he will be fine off if he follows these pro tips:>>70784917
>>70784107
Are you a christian?
>>70784107
Don't join. I joined soley for the SLRP and regret it. The army has gotten fucking soft and is a joke.
>>70785333
What else do you suggest? The life of socially awkward NEET doesn't get any better without something happening. Plus 5 years is not that long desu
>>70785473
half my basic was awkward teens. When I finished a quarter were but they had some autism confidence. Just do it, don't be a pussy.
>>70784681
kekd
>>70785548
I'm not OP. I'm saying he should join, now while he is young if he's thinking about joining.
>>70784107
they are going to break you down and build you up with a personality fit for fighting as a group. Are you ready to give up your individuality?
>>70785112
Just so you know I screen capped this for you. This is just good advice.
Why not the marines you pussy
>>70784107
Ah yes, waiting for someone else to drive them to success. Women.
I made a pretty good career out of it. Good luck.
>>70786704
I swear you fuckers sound like fedora-clad neck-beards shitting on everything.
Granted, he did come to /pol/ asking for advice.
