Got my propaganda leaflet through the mail today, lads. Trips decides what I do with it.
>>70743719
To go the DVLA website and get a driver's licence packet. Use the pre-paid return envelope in it to send that leaflet back.
>>70743719
read it and dicide to vote to stay in UK, there is no alternative for you. Unless you plan to rebuild empire.
Are you going to compete with growing China and India on your own?
Merkel won't let you anyway.
>>70744168
fuck stay in *EU*
>>70743719
Vote to stay
>>70743719
Cum on it you faggot
>>70743719
Mix it it with warm water/milk whatever, mash it into a paste and eat it like porridge
Embrace it
Poo on it
Send it to the Conservative Party using their freepost. Make them pay for it.
Eat it.
>>70743719
Hot glue
>>70743719
stick it in your ass
>>70743719
Leave it at your local Mosque
>>70743719
Wipe ur ass with it
>>70743719
Leave and see if anyone cares.
Burn it and record a vid
The Globalists have UK cucked.
Read all of it
UK is fucked.
>>70744215
>>70744168
The UK has the commonwealth.
>>70744168
>poland, the member state that receives the most gibsmedat from the EU
>that destroys all the other countries job market with their illegal immigrants
Of course you'd try and make the UK stay in. Dont worry, as soon as they leave, we follow them.
Make origami swans.
>>70743719
the uk is fucked either way.
staying or leaving dont make no difference in the end.
use it as toilet paper/cum rag
Make paper planes and try to take out Cameron's eye with one.
>>70743719
tape it to your chest then take a picture
>>70743719
Why is government spelled with a capitalized G?
Fact check each of the arguments and produce an infographic
>>70745494
This is always fun
>>70743719
cut the letters out and make one of those serial killer letters addressed to the EU
>>70745525
Doesn't Germany get tired of singing that old song.
>>70743719
The Electrical Commission are trying to keep the lights on. You need France to build you a new nuclear power station.
>>70743719
Fuck. The election is as good as lost.
>>70744168
>>70745332
>>70745366
>>70745525
Git off my lawn you defeatists, especially you Hans. Haven't you got a bull to be prepping?
>>70745873
I am rolling for this + we have to help you spread it to BTFO the stay campaign
111 GET
Damn, on the preview it looked like a card from Cards Against Humanity.
>>70743719
Rape it
>>70743719
cut it in half, tape it to the bottom of your feet, liek little sandals, and film yourself walking around your apartment wearing it
>>70745873
>>70746134
Only if you guys help to compile it. I'm not confident in my comprehensive abilities and I don't want to fuck it up for /pol/
>>70746272
You sound like you have a foot fetish
>>70746152
It is actually a Cards Against Humanity card, with the corresponding question card being "How do we fuck Europe's shit up?"
>>70746383
I've not got my propaganda through the door yet, post is slow in Scotland
Post pictures of it and I'll try to give you a hand
Make a little fire and dance round it naked, singing the birdie song.
>>70746272
Bruh you just want to see my feet don't you
Don't worry, I'll post pics and timestamp just for you.
>>70743719
tape it around your knees, go slide in the grass, then show us pictures of it with the grass stains.
>>70746272
He cant cut it, knives are illegal there. I'll bet scissors are too.
>>70743824
This one sounds pretty good
Smoke it
Rip up, chew it and spit it at the ceiling.
>>70745793
Because Government has replaced God.
>>70743719
Insert it into your rectum while playing 80's electropop and put it up on some sort of streaming service.
>>70745873
This tbhfam
>>70746877
rollin for this
Write, return to bender, on it and post.
>>70743719
suspend it from the ceiling in the middle of your living room and just leave it there forever
I'm keeping mine as a historical independence document
Wipe your ass with it then send it back
>>70746877
B-but I don't like assplay
Don't make me do this ;-;
Roll it up and smoke it like a blunt
>>70746383
is there a pdf of it available online? I think my eurosceptic father has chucked our copy
>>70743719
>Put in pot with 3 cups of chicken stock
>Add 2 cups water
>Bring to a boil
>Add 2 Tsp Salt and 1 Tsp pepper
>Add 1 diced yellow onion and 2 diced serrano peppers
>Add 1 tsp Cumin and 2 cap fulls of Zatarains crab boil
>Add 1 cup diced cilantro
>Allow to boil for 6 minutes
.Cover and reduce heat to low
>Simmer for one hour allowing the broth to reduce
>Enjoy your thick soup
Probably the only cooking lesson you'll ever get, Britiain.
>>70747133
Nice try, faggot
>>70746272
>cut it in half
HOLD IT YOU DUMMY
shove it up your ass
>>70747165
https://www.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/515068/why-the-government-believes-that-voting-to-remain-in-the-european-union-is-the-best-decision-for-the-uk.pdf
Make little union jacks with wire and felt tip, then stick in garden or local park or better the council grounds.
>>70743719
Put it in your dickhole
>>70743719
make a ten minute video of you holding it and standing perfectly still
>>70745002
Why are you turks so weird??
>>70743719
record yourself singing all the words in it to whatever tune you want
>>70745873
>>70746383
>>70747165
>>70746917
Should we start a thread for this seeing as this is a roll thread?
>>70745873
Just fuckin do this, pol will help because of the PDF version, ignore the trips shit
Throw it off the cliffs of dover
>>70747259
cheers familia, i could probably factcheck and annotate this, but my PS skills are probably too shit to make a decent infographic
>>70743719
go put it under somebody's windshield wipers, like it was a parking ticket
>>70747325
Put a roach on it
>>70747520
And poo
>>70747259
> the UK will not be part of further European political integration
It takes three bullet points from the start of this thing to get to provable bullshit.
Stick to forehead with bubble gum and walk round town.
>>70743719
Vote to remain in the EU when the referendum comes around.
>>70743719
tear it up and eat it like a salad
>>70743719
Shit on it and send it back.
>>70747405
Sounds good actually, I don't think we need a roll thread to do something like this.
My wife's son said that I can't answer to this hateful thread so I wont. Also my wife's boyfriend would beat me up if I did, sorry
Read it
Vote to stay in the EU.
>>70743719
put it through the washer and dryer
>>70747561
Come on give them something it's possible to do.
poo on it
>>70743719
Toilet rolling.
>>70747683
Read it again? No thanks, I like being cancer free
>>70747682
Just give them the kikkeli, Pekka.
>>70743719
Use it like a credit card on some random girls cleavage.
take a shit, wipe your arse with it and return it
Accept the viewpoints therein and advocate strongly to stay in Europe.
>>70747556
AAAH NOO
Reroll
put it up your ass and light it on fire
>>70743719
knock on someones door and give it to them
Realise that you've been duped by the Brexit crowd and reject UKIP's nonsense.
Read it and realise what a horrible deathblow to the West it would be if we left the EU.
poo on it in loo
>>70747847
>>70747899
>>70747962
Shh, Cameron.
>>70743719
Poke it through with a butter knife and leave it at the police (with butter knife inside) with a note saying "next one will end up way worse"
>>70743719
Get string, make a paper bikini out of the pages and go sunbathing, in the rain.
draw a swastika on it and put it outside on the ground
>>70743719
Send it back to 10 Downing Street without a stamp.
DEVILISH
>>70748039
Take a shit between the pages and mail it back to dodgy Dave.
convert to judaism
>>70743719
ONE OF THE PAGES LITERALLY SAYS A BENEFIT OF STAYING IS 'CONTROLLING IMMIGRATION'
FUCK MY LIFE
PLEASE TAKE A SHIT ON IT AND MAIL IT BACK TO THAT DIRTY PIG FUCKER CAMERON
ALSO THE INFOGRAPHIC SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA
I'd agree that in this form EU is pointless. I'm all for a united Europe based on loose associations of states, but not a Federal EU or something like that. It'll never work and will just spawn more corruption and buerocracy.
>>70748136
Topkek
P-put it in your butt...
>>70748136
Actually this, but attach additional memes.
>>70747962
the UK becoming a caliphate would be a much bigger blow desu.
Exit while you still can, faggots.
>>70743719
cut it into bill sized pieces and try to pay for something with them
>>70748039
Legal suggestions only pls
>>70748222
Wasted
>>70747962
>Leaving the neo-Marxist nightmare that is the EU
>A deathblow to the West
>>70743719
Eat it
>>70743719
Shit on it and put it through the letterbox of your local MP (if Conservative) or the letterbox of your local Conservative party branch
give yourself a papercut with it
>>70748222
What a waste of trips.
Kill yourself.
>>70748222
This is a factual infogram get
>>70746058
not after hordes of immigrants invade your country, and you lick their ass
of course the same is true here (now), but anyway we can sing that song now
>>70743719
prove to us you're a man by tearing it in half in one go
>>70746862
Be sure to pray at your local DMV
>>70747847
kek
jizz on it
Use pages as place mats, have tea party with dolls, like cartman.
>>70748328
or try'n paper cut your jugular while live streaming.
>>70748222
Oh fucking why
Why Hungary why, you're supposed to be based
kys
convert to judaism op
>>70743719
draw little faces on it with marker, but on the last page just do a big swastika, then put it on someones door
>>70748490
use it as a prayer mat in true EU tradition
Make paper dolls, fuck dolls, get paper cut on dick.
throw it out of your window
>>70748222
For fuck sake, Hungary.
>>70743719
throw it hard at the ceiling 60 times, then post pic
Put it under your pillow, leave it there for 2 months.
>>70743719
Shove it up your ass.
Well this thread is dead now thanks to fucking Hungary cunt prick twat. Everyone migrate here, let's build the infograph >>70747935
If it's any consolation I'll probably still wipe my arse with it
Sit on it
>>70744168
India is in commonwealth..
>>70743719
take a picture of it in the same place at a different angle, make sure your hand is there again too
Make a hat.
>>70743719
make a papier mâché flat cap and go squat with the local slavs
>>70747259
They should be sued for how misleading that is.
They know fine well that it's misleading.
Stay plz i wanna immigrate to the uk
Take on trip round Britain photograph in various places and post, after shiting on it.
You lost, you wont leave the EU. This is going to make sheeple convinced of not leaving.
>>70749145
Not after that sore display earlier Hungary, no fucking chance
>>70743719
scribble "Sieg Heil" in sharpie across every page then drop it on your local government office steps
>>70747554
yea I noticed how it was saying "In the future [Insert reason for staying] will happen" and nothing like "Currently [Insert reason for staying] happens and that Is why we want to stay".
Fuckin Gubment
>less talkie
>more do-ie/ey
>Tear it into pieces
>Put into bowl
>Add seasoning
>Add 200ml of hot water
>Cook in microwave for 3 minutes
>>70747259
>the UK will not be part of further European political integration
what exactly does this mean or what does average person think of these word placements? isnt this exactly what is going on? the bigger the EU the less signifigant your casted vote is. just look at the referendums that had been held in smaller countries, they are ignored completely
also all the other points make it obvious, that they talk about what they do regardless if you leave or stay. this is completely one sided letter, fair to say that this letter is unfair to begin with
>The EU is by far the UK’s biggest trading partner. EU countries buy 44% ofeverything we sell abroad, from cars to insurance. Remaining inside the EU guarantees our full access to its Single Market. By contrast, leaving creates uncertainty and risk
ignores the fact EU is made out of different countries that you can make deals with, if that is your wish. wasnt EU meant for promoting market instead of reducing it like they suggest here? they make it look like EU is stopping you from making trade deals with countries indepentedly. sentence "by contrast, leaving creates uncertainty and risk" is pulled out of their assholes. literally scare tactic. how just of them to do this, nothing fishy going on here i m sure. better trust people who try to scare me.
then more babble about EU is so big that there isnt such things as indepentend countries
>creating jobs as a result.
also repressing possibilities to create new jobs with the EU rules. not only that but EU steals jobs, you can go ask them whats the point of the European Union if there is no more jobs, and they can point out "but look, we are creating jobs!" while pointing at their own infastructe. you will be left with nothing, you either work for the EU or you work for nobody. this is the true nature of the EU
even more babble about people do not matter and investments matter more than you
>>70748428
>>>70746862
>Be sure to pray at your local DMV
Nice reference
Donate to Calais immigrant charity.
>>70747561
>>70747690
>>70747847
>>70747899
>>70747962
Hello Mr Cameron
Send to conservative party club, they need a laugh.
>>70743719
Do what you want with it. You and many other tax payers paid for it
>>70749424
Then eat it all adding a teaspoon of cinnamon for every 3 pages. No sauce of course and then vote to stay in the EU.
>>70743719
fold it into an envelope, fill it with anthrax and mail it to David pig-fucker Cameron
Close the door,
Put on the floor,
Everyone do the dinosaur.
>>70750081
this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1nz9tGuS-g
>>70743719
Return to sender.
Send to the pepper pig fan club, give them nightmares.
>>70750081
Stop there friend, I don't want a visit from MI5.
cum on it and post pics
>>70743719
Mail it back to where it came from
>>70749431
>If the UK voted to leave the EU, the resulting economic shock would put pressure on the value of the pound, which would risk higher prices of some household goods and damage living standards.
i dont get this, are they talking about the same as there is no different countries, only EU? these words remind me of the "By contrast, leaving creates uncertainty and risk".
this is here to use your own feel of unsertaintly against yourself. basically they leave facts out and edit the text so it gives your fearful feeling, while using statistics that are only favoring themselves at the side of it. i imagine someone who does not have interested in politics, still has opinions, wants to do good but ignores reality because they have not been shown it, so they start to believe that UK should vote stay. this is how communism took root in the past, fools who wanted better world but was extremetly uninformed of the reality.
have people been let to this spot so they could be easier to control by the massmedia and the top elite?
>Millions of UK citizens travel to Europe each year. The EU has made this easier and cheaper
if its the money that matters then the EU has for example changed their moneyflow from travel expenses to EU membership for the UK, basically you still pay, but they fool you to think you pay less.
>>70743719
film 1 man, 1 propaganda of you stuffing it up your ass, post online. get famous.
>>70750608
fuck it, just do this anyways, OP
>>70743719
Take some laxatives, do a nice runny shit into a bucket, cum, and piss in the bucket, roll the leaflet into a funnel shape, put the funnel in your mouth and pour the contents of the bucket in your mouth. Film it and post it here for our enjoyment.
Lock it away in a cupboard until the 23rd of June. When the Brexit win is announced on TV, get it out and laugh at it.
>>70750349
Fine, use the leaflet to deliberately paper cut the webbing between your fingers.
>>70746568
Won't be posted in Scotland until we've had our election on 5th of May.
It's also the reason many Scottish politicians will show their true colours regardin g Brexit after that election.
>>70743719
I'm okay with this.
Isn't the UK just going to do whatever they want? Regardless of how you m8s vote.
>>70751027
>Yes.
>tfw not on electoral register
How long do you guys think it will take?
>>70743719
Use it as a suicide note.
>>70751000
>the two trips posts in this thread were fucking useless
Textbook work, lads
>>70743719
Burn it while singing God Save the Queen
>>70750504
then more scare tactic babble
>No other country has managed to secure significant access to the Single Market, without having to: do extra things
why the fuck are the rest doing more then? its like we small countries are so insignifigant to the EU that they just can. and as the EU expands, the less the people matter, EU has already shows its true form. the larger the EU, the less they have to bow to the european countries. we all will be consumed by this, but this is my scaretactic, make your own assumptions of what the EU truly is
>Controlling immigration and securing our borders
this should always be up to you. if you felt like it you could shoot up everyone who tries to cross the border without papers, or shoot anyone who is muslim, or even who is finnish. the fuck you need EU for? destroyed EU would mean every country would secure their borders once again, while you also have the sea at your side.
>EU membership means you and your family have the right to live, work or study abroad in any of the 27 other member countries. It also guarantees many employment rights
just make new deals with invidual countries. wow that was hard
>climate change
currently non issue as there is way too lies everywhere regarding this. you can discuss this without the fucking EU, why need such chat room when you can use, i dont know, like the internet?
>A once in a generation decision
how do they know, what if something major happens no long after this referendum? again lies
Use it as a coaster
Return to sender. Do what Farage would do.
>>70751639
Fuck, I want a Redcoat uniform so badly.
Where can I get one?
>>70751906
american graveyards
>>70743719
Stab it with a tiny knife
>>70752182
Nah, they're full of Hessian mercenaries ;^)
>>70743719
As already been pointed out, by sending these leaflets to Downing Street, we, the tax payers will be billed for the postage, as well as having paid £9.3 Million for their printing in the first place.
How much better to send them to the Conservative Party themselves by using their Freepost licence, and have those that support Cameron’s desire to pass our sovereignty to unelected, anti-democratic despots in Brussels pick up the tab?
Each letter received will cost the Conservative Foundation70p.
If all those that have currently signed the petition,170,000 of us, send the leaflet to them, the conservatives will have to pay in excess of £120,000 to Royal Mail.
Maybe they will then get the message, as Cameron surly does not.
Attn: Joanna George
Freepost RSBB-XRZT-ZTXE
The Conservative Party Foundation
30 Millbank
LONDON
SW1P 4DP
Use it as a suicide note and livestream.
>>70752182
I didn't say dead schoolchildren
>>70752372
DO IT!
>>70752458
what's the difference?
draw a swastika on it, write "gas the kikes race war now" and mail it back
kek wills it
>>70744827
This
>>70743719
Whipe your ass with it and sed it back
Throw it in the bin.
Burn it.
>>70752554
>both have guns and get shot for freedom
just in case >>70752389
>>70750608
last try here.
>>70752999
fucking. winrar.
>>70743719
>Fellow citizen, we decided to use some of your precious tax money to tell you what we want you to do.
I fucking hate this shit. The German government did the same with the Euro in the 90s when they realized people didn't like letting go of the Deutsche Mark.
>take poo
>wipe ass with propaganda
>stick to window of local government building
>>70744168
you're just mad that you won't be able to get a job plunging toilets in London anymore
>>70752999
>>70752999
>>70752999
>>70752999
third time's the charm. right in the pooper, OP.
>>70752999
Put it in your ass
>>70752999
>>70753034
>>70753215
>>70753249
>>70753287
GTFO FAGS, THE WINRAR GET ALREADY HAPPENED. NOTHINGS GOING IN MY ARSE
>>70752999
Winner
>>70753579
get the lube ready m8
>>70753579
Quite being a fag and shove it up your ass
>>70753579
fuck you, gets that dont actually say to do anything arent fucking gets
now MAN UP you little bitch
>bonus points if you squeal like a pig, piggy
>>70753631
>>70753662
>>70753690
You can't make me. If I wanted something up my arse I'd go to Germany
>>70753579
What was the get? The only other two I saw were
>>70748222
and
>>70751000
Deliver you faggot !
>>70752999
>>70752999
>>70752999
>>70753886
kill yourself, faggot
>>70753886
>makes grave
>OP is a faggot
>nothingtoseehere.jpg
>>70753886
ETERNAL
Draw a smug frog in blood on it, then burn it and rub the ashes into your skin. A worthy sacrifice to kek.
>>70754083
MERKEL
>>70753966
>>70753970
>>70753993
>>70754083
f-fuck you guys, I just wanted a comfy anti-EU thread with my /pol/ chums
bunch of faggots, stop sexually harassing me
Wipe your ass with it and send it back. Make sure to eat lots of curry first. Put the return address as someone you hate, make their name jimmy russels and
shove it up your pooper
>>70754188
jesus christ, youre almost as much of a fag as OP, kid. 4chan is 18+ only btw.
DO IT OP.
Piss on it
Burn it, video.
>>70754321
you're so cute anon! won't you please do it?
Burn it
>>70754321
shove it up your pooper, anon
>>70754321
>stop sexually harassing me
You can't make me! As long as you are in the EU you are my bitch!
>>70752999
DO IT FAGGOT
>>70754321
its not like anyone expected an anglo to follow through on his promises anyway
>>70754361
>says the one wanting to see boipussy
>>>/r9k/catalog
>>70754321
ETERNAL FRIENDO
I love your beady eyes and your crooked teeth.
>>70743719
put it in a envelope with flour and send it back
>>70743719
Use it to slit your wrists
>>70754600
Do it OP also when you are finished mail it to >>70752372 for good measure.
>>70754600
>i want to watch it
i want you to fucking post it, none of us has to watch it you dip shit
Please don't do this to me, I haven't even shaved
>>70754999
my double triple 9's
>>70752999
outgun your fucking 000's now do it.
>>70755000
>protip: on the internet nobody knows you are a dog
>>70755000
Please anon? I want to see your cute /pol/ack butt! And look! >>70754999 got trips again!
>>70755222
germany wants this, too
>>70755000
Come on, anon, it's all in good fun. Stuff your boipucci with the paper.
>>70755383
Germany demands a sacrifice for the Brexit!
OP you have been selected by KEK lord of laughter and bringer of dubs!
Do not fail your country!
>>70755000
WHY DID YOU IGNORE ME! I WAS NICE TO YOU! I HATE YOU BRITAIN
