http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3533239/DC-police-search-robber-paused-make-dinner-Five-Guys.html
>Police are searching for the real-life hamburglar after a DC man broke into a Five Guys and grilled up some burgers.
>Surveillance footage at the fast-food restaurant captured the man in the store sometime between 3.10am and 5.05am on March 18.
>Officer Sean Hickman said that the suspect snuck inside the restaurant on Irving Street in Columbia Heights after a delivery person left.
>After he flips the burgers he adds what looks like cheese to each patty.
>The suspect then makes a phone call and opens a pack of buns and places two buns on the grill.
>From the footage, it looks like the man made two Little Cheeseburgers, but it's still unclear.
>Police said the incident is being investigated as a burglary and DC Crime Solvers is offering a reward of up to $1,000 for any information that leads to an arrest.
I suspect its to learn how to make them as tasty as in hamburgerplaces compared to making them at home.
>>70741070
Cant make this shit up
Of course he doesn't put any salad on it
Please be Eron Gjoni... please.
>>70741479
R A R E
A
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>>70741070
>DC
>B&E
>on his phone
obvious nig is obvious
>>70742894
Is this your first day here.
Open any other thread there is at least one of us shitposting lol
>>70741070
five guys has some good fucking burgers
>>70743356
Would you know the guy? I wish I had a /pol/ friend in real life ;_;
>>70741070
Based nigger lol, didn't steal anything other than some patties and buns.
>>70743744
I know one,he was my friend in high school.
We lost contact few years back but I know he still shitposts here.
>>70741070
honestly it's five guys fault for not being open at 3 am in the morning
>>70741516
>putting a garden on your burger
Who here /cheesebaconmeat/ mustard race here?
He had a burger attack and needed to get his beef levels back up. Can't blame him, what was he suppose to do?
>>70741070
This Happens all the time I don't know why you posted this
>>70743008
This would probably be considered white in the U.S.
$1000 reward for this stupid shit?
>>70741070
>broke into Five Guys
>immediately went to sink and washed-up
>grilled the buns
>cheese added to patties while grilling
inb4 he gets hired
>>70744565
Burgers are the material equivalent of freedom, and freedom isn't free. He should be forced to serve in Iraq for stealing burgers.
>>70744716
>collects$1k reward/sign on bonus
>>70744509
Looks like an Arab to me.
>>70744716
>>70744509
looks Syrian
>shaming a poor innocent man oppressed by the system for having a burger emergency
We brought this on ourselves
>want a burger now
>there's no burger place that isn't 10 minutes out of my way
Normally this wouldn't be a problem but I'm using my mom's car and I can't pay for gas and a burger
>>70741070
>$1,000 reward for snitching on a guy who just made a fucking burger
>Implies he snuck inside so probably no property damage
>Nobody was hurt except for the fast food jew that lost 2 patties and four buns what a shoah
Not even people that physically assault people get those kinds of bounties, what the fuck. I mean if it kept happening then I'd understand.
#BURGERSMATTER
>>70747271
Burgers for all, vote Burgie 2016
FEEL THE BURGER
>>70744249
You were doing so well until you said mustard
>>70741070
>$1,000
Damn those mini-burgers are expensive!!
>>70741070
It was an emergency!
The guy is probably homeless and starved. If he was stealing money or damaging the property I could understand the police involvement. But the man only cooked some burgers...this only makes 5 guys look bad.
>>70748889
I'm going with drunk, seems like a drunk move
Too bad all the money to feed poor white people is going to house fake refugees ahd so this happens
>>70741070
FREEDOM AND PURSUIT OF BURGER
SHALL
NOT
BE
INFRINGED
>>70748004
He meant master-race you dingus
>>70741070
I mean if he pays for the supplies and apologizes there shouldn't be a problem
Heck I'd hire him if I were the manager he doesn't seem to shabby
>>70746618
This, probably an ex worker as well.
Ive seen so many arabs at 5 guys I wont bother anymore.
>>70741516
>rabbit food
>on a hamburger
>>70747928
This is free publicity in the best possible way, guy breaks in to taste your food because it is so irresistible.
the resturant owners are probably rubbing their hands together so fast they are carrying lethal levels of static electricity.
>>70741070
LIFE, LIBERTY, AND THE PURSUIT OF BURGER
>>70749288
He had a cell phone. Most likely was a refugee that works at another 5 guys in the area, gets a free apartment, and welfare moneys from dem programs.
>>70749485
he wasn't wearing an apron or gloves so now the manager might be dealing with a health issue since the opening crew the next morning may not have sanitized the line if they didn't know he had been there.
t. a part-time five guys employee
>>70744509
Looks like a gypsy to me, or a turk.
Burgers are an American RIGHT.
IT'S IN OUR CONSTITUTION
>>70749653
I'm sure every 5 guys in the DMV area is owned by Arabs. I don't trust their food handling or cleanliness standards. I've seen enough piss stained, reeking Arab owned convenience store bathrooms to know better. Indians aren't much better either.
>>70748004
>not eating his burgers with mayo and mustard
Disgusting casual, you dont deserve that flag
