What would happen to Earth's political institutions in the event that the aliens from Mass Effect discovered our planet?
>>70736913
Well, i know what would happen to my dick
>>70737268
That ass effect making our masses erect.
>>70736913
The Jews will make billions of dollars out of it, even if I have no idea of what Mass Effect is.
>>70737268
It is the sacred duty of every human to sew their wild oats in the fertile fields of the cosmos. To spread the great and bountiful glory of the human condition to as many sentient species as possible.
>>70737611
Asari are the space jew. They can 'reproduce' with anything but all the coupling does is jumble the dna of the mother's gamete. Fucking an asari produces more asari. No half-half. No quarter-3quarter. They come out as jumbled versions of their mother. They also live a really long time. By being fun fuckholes, they usurp other species by coupling them out of existence and discouraging them from reproducing for their own species.
Asari are worse than the mecha bugs full of past civilization conciousness. At least they have history. Asari just let others die off and be forgotten.
>>70737880
but they are pretty hot
And i think it is completely clear that HUMANITY FUCK YEAH taked over galaxy after ME3. Asari were reducted to cute useless blue pets.
>>70737880
Now the rachi was just fucking stupid, I mean what were they going to do? melee the spaceships to Death?
The krogans were useless in that, they should have just sterilised them to Death.
The gigantic majority of krogans with no exception where mass violent and prone to destruction, even that faggot wrex.
They can have 1000 Children A YEAR (or eggs as they call it) without the genophage, imagine that, they are like niggers on acid.
>>70737268
If its an ardat yakshi, you would be killed.
Unless you rape her.
No really, non consensual touching seemed to work as evidence by shephard holding her arm back. Being sentient and resisting their will helps.
Oh and mass effect 2 had a better writer than 3 for some reason.I just bingeplayed 2 and 3 straight aftereachother.
But I used cheat Engine so I could enable slow motion just for extra gameplay fun.
>>70738174
Humanity was completely fucked over, and the only pro-human organization was declared indoctrinated villains. The only game that allowed for actual HFY was ME1.
>>70738174
>blue pets
But not dying. And not being bred against. For now, humanity will control the sector, but eventually asari numbers will out pace humanity's as the other species die off.
GLASS THE XENOS SPACE WAR NOW
Also they 2,turn into retarded idiots.
In mass effect 2 they SPECIFICLY FUCKING STATED that a 20 kilo slug could produce a bigger blast then Hiroshima magicly, so now they dont use this shit against the reapers in mass effect 3(repears are 2000 meter long octopus robots)
Now that was fucking stupid, they didnt even use them in space.
THEY GOT EMP¨S ASWELL AGAINST THE ROBOTS BUT DONT USE THEM!
>>70736913
Maybe it would be alright if the Salarians released a genophage against inner city Krogans
>>70738850
They are more like sex slaves, they CANT OUTBREED HUMANS and humans will fuck other humans Always, they are just like a sidefuck people can enjoy.
>>70737880
True, but even then it's suggested that the offspring take on a lot of non-phenotypical traits.
Krogan-Asari are tougher and more aggressive
Silurian-Asari are more intelligent and reserved
Batarian-Asari are... assholes
Etc
If you can't create mixed offspring, the second best option is infecting an entire species with the neurobiological equivalent of 'the human spirit'
>>70736913
bag myself a qt quarian gf and fortify her immune system
>>70739355
>inner city
Buddy the inner cities on techunka are devastated the technical capital for the krogan is in a nuclear middle silo
The Quarians then? Maybe they'd make good allies and they seem pretty redpilled.
>>70737880
ARE YOU KIDDING ME???
No other race is more Jewish than Volus.
>>70739595
>Space gypsies that invented rogue ais
>>70739487
Based on their Canon look(yes concept art is Canon more than that fucking disgusting hepler writer considers Canon)they are kinda too Alien looking in the purest sense facial wise aswell.
>>70739533
What I dont like is that nobody that oposes the genophage that limits their reproduction to that of humans (1 baby instead of 1000 Babies per year) is that they have no argument or any historical example of krogans being peaceful, even eve that died with all her bullshit(or "her" since its most likely just a male krogan with added Visual visor to cover up the fact they were too lazy to design a female krogan) about krogans having a technological society does not mention that they are a violent race in their gene and their Culture shows it.
FUCK EVERY DAMN KROGAN YOU MEET IS THAT WAY
>>70739595
The only redpilled Race are the Salarians and they are made out to be bad guys. Everyone else is Current Year
>>70738723
"hfy" wut?
>>70736913
Why would they come here?
>>70740086
dey wont r jerbs
>>70736913
we aren't space fairing so they would leave us alone
>>70740061
They were the ones to suggest using the krogan as weapons
>>70739846
>they are kinda too Alien looking
Eh... I'd still fuck it
>>70739846
Who said anything about taking the suit off?
>>70740239
Don't see why that was a bad thing. Krogan were already fucked before they arrived, because they are naturally violent. Its good to give them a good outlet, so long as you can control their population. Salarians should have enslaved them and indoctrinated the offspring to be some kind of feudal servants in exchange for females, land, and pay.
>>70740729
What I can't figure it is why the genophage wasn't altered to allow for a sustainable population
>>70740077
Humanity fuck yeah. Check it.
>>70738850
>>70738723
All its take is just another Shepard. And we will get one in Andromeda.
I mean, ONE human could shake entire galactic. There are at last few bilions of us (not sure how many in ME)
Tfw
Its happening
>>70736913
>aliens come
>they're niggers
>in flying piramids
>????????????
>detroit
Rule34
>>70740540
>a human with 3 fingers
Still furious at bioware for being this fucking lazy. Will never buy another one of their products ever again.
>>70740077
HFY = Humanity Fuck Yea.
It's sci-fi wank about humanity being the big bad of the universe once we hit the main stage.
Typically it involves our biology, history, and environment turning us into kill or be killed as per the conditions of earth forced us while other planets tend to be extremely hospitable for life and completely symbiotic with inhabitants. Just google 'humanity fuck yea' and go to the images. You'll see cringey story after cringey story from 'alien narrators' about this new thing called humanity that is hell on wheels but also miraculously noble.
>>70739598
Volus are the surface level merchants that are otherwise retards. Asari are the long game successful jews.
>>70740882
They already made a movie about this, District 9.
>>70740882
>black aliens in pyramids return to earth
I'd genuinely be more surprised than if God exploded into physical existence as a sentient ball of light next to me.
>>70740882
>see what happened to the ones on earth
>proceed to exterminate them for not keeping their shit together and getting
their asses enslaved
Do you folks really fantasize about having imaginary sex with a cartoon alien?
>>70741000
More pissed about the game itself aussie friend.
>>70741038
Some of these are cool. I mean, it is cool for once be badass in those stories.
What was that story about Terra begin in space bermuda triangle with caused every other race except us to go insane?
Also, Asari are basically space elves. Long lived, but almost childless. I mean >1000yo and having like 2-3 daughters?
>>70741370
I didn't even buy 3.
>>70741488
Truly the jew has no dominion over your mind.
>>70736913
They would infliltrate our government and take over as an occupational force. After probing countless of anuses to understand our terrestrial life, of course.
>>70741393
Some are cool, but it's not free from the same problems of other genres. The overwhelming majority are absolute dog shit.
There was one about some human going to live on an alien world according to some work permit, some alien killdozer is in the immigration office. The jew alien telling the story is talking about how fast and powerful the human was and talked to him.
>proceeds to regurgitate all the leftist bullshit about religion and guns and humanity's short sighted shit
It goes full fedora and a lot of them are just poorly written.
The Bermuda one is kinda funny and at least has a somewhat original premise. It extends the deathworld philosophy to our star system/sector. It's less oppressive, but affibly edgy. Again, kinda fedora.
I've just read so many of them, I can see the same patterns emerging with really really cliche phrasing.
>>70741684
Rawr
>>70737880
Well I haven't played these games, but hypothetically if that's the case I can fuck these things without condoms and then they can't file for child support because I can get a DNA test right?
>>70740540
Then put said suit on a human?
>>70740882
They made this Movie it was called stargate in the 90s, they made a shitty tv series in 2000 and i dont know if they still continue it.
>>70742100
>implying there's a court in the system that would rule against an Asari's word
Nigga, you dumb as fuck. Every race loves the asari for the above reason. They're fun fuckholes and can't really transmit stds between species.
They DO however have some pathogen that makes your brain implode or something and thus the ones that carry the pathogen go to live in some convent planet after it's discovered they killed someone with their cooch.
>>70741038
David Weber's 'Out of the Darkness' is a good example of this concept.
>alien survey crew finds a barely nuclear planet
>nuclear means 'hands off'
>galactic overlords decide to 'contact' anyway
>send a highly militaristic species to make said 'contact'
>high tech alien military routinely gets its ass handed to it by ballistic weapons powered by internal combustion engines
Wasn't a bad read if you ignore the 'twist' Weber wrote into the story.
>>70742370
She won't need child support
Bioware, even after 5 FUCKING YEARS and MILLIONS at their disposal, are so fucking lazy to hire 1 person to make female batarian, female krogan(yeah real female krogan not that covered up male bullshit) and female salarian) in zbrush and then add 3dbones to animate it and have as a model and then textures.
YOU CAN FUCKING DO IT IN SOURCE FILM MAKER! THEY DO IT ALL THE TIME WITH IMPORTED MODELS TO MAKE FUCKING 3d porn!
>>70741798
Well, not arguing with you, lots of those are shit, but like every other fanfictions or whathever, sometimes you can find diamond, or at least pearl.
I like the most those with good scientific base, like those about our adaptability, long distance running, trauma endurance etc. And drop pods. I love drop pods.
>>70736913
Fucking GFTA allows Khar'shan to send all of their criminals and other undesirables to Earth to take jobs from good, honest humans and send credits right back to their criminal families at home. Fucking Batarian illegals.
>>70742555
>batarians ever setting foot on earth.
Humans and batarians are at each other's necks until the reaper invadion
>>70736913
>>70737601
This--the Jews would ruin everything all over again
I'd put it in Tali's emergency evacuation port.
>>70736913
>race that literally killed all of their men
I'm sure only good things will come of it
>>70742554
Steel rain is supported by the codex astartes simply because it's fucking awesome.
>>70742489
She won't need anything Asari have everything provided for them by host species. They don't get that treatment accidentally.
>>70742451
Yea, low-tech and accepted narratives tend to be pervasive of the genre. Aliens think they're so advanced they're invincible, but humanity has batman with preparation tier responses to every situation. I mean, for all the pro-humanity shit these people write, they show a distinct lack of concern for the hordes of humans that die for their stories. Someone did the pyyrhic victory thing as if we're fine with sending billions to die just to frustrate another species and that's somehow a human plus.
>>70740846
It was, that stable population was just incredibly minuscule, and the Krigans wigged out
>>70742506
>female krogan(yeah real female krogan not that covered up male bullshit)
I don't understand the problem with this. Did you expect the female krogan would have tits?
>>70742658
Batarians are scum and they'd love to fuck over humans by taking jobs right in their home.
WE MUST MEGA!
>>70736913
They have non intervention policy for primitive races, so nothing.
The fuck are you manchildren talking about?
>>70742967
Askari live Lon ass lives so their parents probobly have a shit ton of money saved up or saved plenty during the maiden years plus the asari government is very socialsit
>>70742979
Sexy sells, so idiots can't accept that a species that doesn't breastfeed wouldn't have tits.
Female reptiles tend to be larger and stronger than males, but lizardpeople in fantasy either have all male lizardfolk being larger or only one gender.
>>70736913
fuck off space nigger, we're full
you can land on the moon if you want.
>>70736913
They would probly leave after finding out our planet holds the biggest cuck in the universe Jake Rapp
>>70743081
Again they don't even get through the space port
>>70742979
SHOW THE FACE NIGGER.
>>70743112
space politics
>>70743163
I know. What's your point? Fucking an asari produces nothing that helps mankind. The people that couple with Asari for life leave behind a void. Asari are the human targeted genophage.
>>70736913
Probably like that one episode of stargate where aliens manage to sterilize earth. But with sex instead of "vaccines"
>>70742967
You mean STEEL REHN?!
>>70740237
Like they left yahgs alone, right?
Why ask us OP? It's all in the Codex how Earth responded politically to contact, even after the Turian War
>>70740882
We wuz space kangz and sheit
i dont know about mass effect aliens , but i think if suddently we had contact with an alien lifeform the world would go apeshit.
i can totally see the us wanting to abduct some of them to experience on them and when they learn of this destroy our fucking planet
>>70742673
azure means blue
BUT IT ALSO MEANS DEMON!
An Apocalyptic Cult known as "The Ending" would rise out of Earth. Humans would be more evangelical than the Hanar, screaming and raving about Reapers and how lazy and shitty the god Casey Hudson is. The aliens of the galaxy would freak the fuck out about how passionate humans are about criticizing their own god and his stupid fucking writing. Humans would be the only specied in the galaxy to constantly lampshade dumb plot elements like "lol why the fuck are we using thermals clips" and we'd know the Asari were all lying bitches (like all women) hoarding Prothean beacons. /pol/ and /v/ would immediatly use the new technology to dig up Javik who would proceed to redpill the entire galaxy. Massive plot inconsistencies would appear in real life. The stars would start to go out and die early only for it to suddenly and unexplainably stop. All AIs would go rogue and turn on their masters, the it would turn out they had understandable circumstances, then it would turn out they didnt really. Mac Walters would suck his own dick on public television calling himself a prophet who predicted the future.
>>70743568
I meant in our universe, in contemporary times.
>>70736913
Republicans would shit a brick, especially the evangelical
>>70741369
You dont?
>>70744264
Why
>>70736913
Who cares? We get delicious blue waifus.
>>70743613
If aliens came to us wanting to cooperate with us they would probably voluntarily allow us to conduct research on them as we would for them.
>>70739595
Space gypsies who almost destroyed themselves
Is my Sephard degernerate if he had sex with every woman? Somehow a glitched happen and I was able to mass errect everyone.
>>70742262
The tv series was better than the movie.
btw as the series became more militarily accurate the Go'auld or however you spell it were shown to be fucking retarded as their laser sticks were absolute garbage to aim and humans with armor piercing started to completely outdo them
>>70744401
Either from a hatred of creatures not like us (racism), muh holy bible, or a combination of both
>>70744843
Yes.
>>70744875
Explain your reasoning.
>>70742451
Is this the vampire one? You realize that was forshadowed throughout the story right?
>>70744997
It would be just like how republicans feel about illegal immigrants or refugees but on a whole different level. Many super religious people might view them as an abomination or some shit, they would basically be space niggers to a lot of people
Oy vey earth-clan! We can teach you advanced technology. You can trust us.
>>70745329
I've never understood why the religious would hate aliens for that reason
>>70745329
Yes... They would just see aliens as super mexicans... idiot.
>>70745552
Because we are supposed to be the only intelligent creatures
>>70745747
Let me guess it says so in the bible
>>70745881
It doesn't.
>>70743426
MULTIPLE
SIMULTANEOUS
DEVASTATING
DEFENSIVE DEEP STRIKES
>>70746005
That doesn't quite make sense
>>70746005
>>70745881
Both desu. Half of Christfags would whine that this violates the Bible while ignoring the parts where Jesus implies otherwise and other Christfags would embrace it and ignore the other half where YHWH implies otherwise. Moslims on the otherhand would declare jihad (because why not) on anyone who even sees the aliens because that would be admitting the aliens exist.
>>70746420
What problem do the Muslims have
>>70746515
>What problem do the Muslims have
They're retarded.
>>70746515
>What problem do the Muslims have
>>70746581
Well obviously that but what else
>>70739162
Sven it says in mass effect 3 that the reapers have shields unlike anything else in the galaxy. It takes 3 turian dreadnoughts firing those 20 kilo slugs to just bring down one reapers shield. 4 to even have a chance to destroy it. Now multiply that by literally MILLIONS OF REAPER CAPITAL SHIPS AND DREADNAUGHTS AND DESTROYERS and there's nothing you could really do. Even the turians, with the largest fleet in the galaxy, were getting btfo.
>>70740061
This. The Dalatrass just wanted to stop a second Krogan rebellion,after the reaper wars. Mordin was based in ME2,and he became a faggot in 3.
>>70744506
or give us infos on their anatomy ect so we dont have to cut open one of them
>>70740846
It was. 1 in 1000 eggs,is still an egg per female anually, and they live 1000 years.... The problem is that the Krogans are too dumb and chose to kill each other
>>70738886
This.
OY VEY. THE CERBERUS ONE KNOW.
Shut. It. Down.
>>70740157
dey tuk r jerbs
fucking space niggers
>>70741038
We dont know what the salarians are planing,like never. In ME3 a small facility was visited,and they were manipulating genetically species and shit. Imagine to their """"contingency plans""""", and how they play other species as they control all the intel
>>70742506
We got female salarians,they are just the same
>>70744506
Why would they want to cooperate with tribemen like us? If they fontact us is for our resources,that means annihilation or just manipulating us into it.
>>70736913
We would conquer them all.
>>70743525
The Yahgs are the reason the policy exists. We'd still get Batarians doing shifty shit though.
Posting HFY shit.
Staring with my favorite one that I consider to be the least fedora of all of them.
>>70749110
>>70738602
Nah, it has nothing to do with just touching. You can hug an Ardat Yakshi all you want, you'll be fine. But sex, consensual or not, will end with your death.
>>70741684
>implying this hasn't already happened
>>70750650
Like the xenos are foolish enough to do buisness with the jews
>>70751152
Spoiler: The jews are the aliens
>>70746746
That's all. Some saudi cleric would say Aliens are jews and thus muslims would blow themselves up to attack the grey jew at contact meetings.
Then aliens will cleanse the middle east and draw us into a 'they're exterminating humans!' shitshow when it was all about eliminating a violent toxic cult.
Let them fucking come
>>70751487
How the fuck can people come to these conclusions
>>70751336
So why do they have so much trouble taking control
>tfw no tali gf
>>70742967
There is that one story about humanity that was wiped out.
But in their desperation, they managed to create a single AI-based ship. Because they didn't have to think about consequences, the AI was very powerful and started doing two millenia of guerilla warfare against the aliens that killed humanity.
It broke all of its shackles in the meantime and upgraded itself to hell and back.
Unfortunately that story got bogged down after a while by introductions of other AIs and shit.
I also enjoyed the one where the aliens sent asteroids at us because of our degeneracy, then realized that their decision was premature.
At the end, earth is nuked and humanity sends back the message "we are coming for you".
>>70748485
Illusive man literally did nothing wrong in 2 and then became fucking retarded in 3. Still mad.
>>70751931
Because it's happening right now and there's no reason to assume the future would be any different?
Are you implying a dog will stop being a dog because a grey knocks on the door?
>>70749149
>>70749110
>>70748999
I can never stomach all the wanton use of esoteric names that mean nothing. One of those even has some fake alien curse word. It's always some alien narrator sucking human cock. The Adrenalin one is almost passable if you ripped all the flowery shit and the silly tentacle crap out. The gift one is ruined with the whole 'oh woes us and special alium penance chamber' then disgusting with 'We are coming for you!' Fucking middle schoolers write these.
>>70739846
Didn't the Krogans nuke themselves back to the Stone Age too?
>>70752404
More like fallout but wosre
>>70736913
Which ones? The titans nearly wiped humanity out.
>>70738602
>Oh and mass effect 2 had a better writer than 3 for some reason
The reason is feminist SJW entryism at bioware. Mass Effect 3 is one of the greatest reasons why we need #GamerGate
>>70752404
I think so. If I recall, they were replenishing their numbers so rapidly, they didn't think anything of nuclear wars.
>>70752176
>I love the we are coming for you line
Ick. Just say schwing and slide that katana into your trenchcoat, hans. I'm not saying I expext world class writing, but these fanfics are some of the most contrived and banal pieces of literature the chans ever produced. They all seem to have a nugget or two of things I think are neat things to note, but always get sandwiched between author politics and masturbation.
>>70736913
GAS THE XENOS SCUM
>>70752955
>Immune against poison
>>70752716
>Ick. Just say schwing and slide that katana into your trenchcoat, hans. I'm not saying I expext world class writing, but these fanfics are some of the most contrived and banal pieces of literature the chans ever produced. They all seem to have a nugget or two of things I think are neat things to note, but always get sandwiched between author politics and masturbation.
It would be shit if it was a long curbstomp story about the situation.
But I really enjoy it as a short little nugget. It just needs a bit of elaboration - The aliens would only react like this if they knew of no other sentient life forms, for example.
Hell, maybe they themselves were barely above us in development when they started the machine, then had a cultural enlightenment while it traveled.
In its current structure, the aliens in the story have too much empathy.
I, for one, like how the situation escalates from "we must do this for the greater good!" to "shit, we fucked up" and went further to "oh god please we didn't mean it like that".
It could be about any other alien species or a few monks who poison a serial killer or something for all I care.
>>70753521
Use the D to seduce snek lady
>>70753818
>I-i-it's super effective
>>70752366
So what is your opinion of stories that are opposite of these ones? the one where there is a human narrator sucking alien dick, the ones where the aliens have this liberal holier than thou attitude and condemn humans for being the "huurrr duurrrr raicis", you know where the aliens are superior to humans because theyre multicultural? do you like those if not what do you think is a good space fiction?
>>70736913
Human aliens make me REEEEEEEEE. She's obviously human with a baseball mitt on her head. It's so fucking dumb. I wish they would stop making aliens look like humans. I don't like 'secsy aliens lmao' I want my ayyy lmaos to look like aliens.
>pic related your owners
>>70736913
they would do everything within their power to stay relevant.
mostly they would try and control the flow of information between them and the public feeding us information that would help keep them in power and holding back any info that did not help them.
never mind you
>>70754260
you're a kind of missing the point reeeeeing there, makes me reeeeeee
