You have 10 seconds to explain why you aren't at work right now.
I have Differential Equations class at 12:30, Dynamics at 2 and work from 4-10
>>70732886
Because my boss wouldn't pay me if I did.
My car is fucked up. I got it into the shop last night but I figure I can use it as an excuse to go in late. I should probably get ready now I'm already an hour and a half late.
Fuck it I hate my job.
i am working as slut
>>70732886
I'm a college student and don't go to my class on tuesday because the teacher uploads all his powerpoints and the whole course is piss easy
>>70732886
I have the today and tomorrow off. Suck my dick OP.
i go at 5 p.m.
It's my day off. I work the rest except Sunday.
>>70732886
But I am at work..
>>70732886
It's 10:30PM
>>70733032
Sounds an awful lot like my schedule. What school?
I just got home from work
I'm a NEET who just got a new game and must first shitpost before I play 5 hours straight ;_;
I'm at work right now.
Shhh.
>>70732886
Its 5:30pm here or someshit, leaf-san...
>>70732886
I'm hard at work convincing you to call your congressman to repeal the 1934 national firearms act.
>>70732886
Because I just got back from class and I don't have any more today. I could be working on homework, but I have lost all motivation to continue in anything and have been pretty depressed lately. I am currently fighting the urge to start drinking at 9:30.
should be doing dissertation
>>70732886
Because I'm a student and decided to skip basketball because it's shit.
Fuck off weeb
I'm at work but not that much to do today... Especially since my company want to fire more than 30% of the workforce
Because I work in a restaurant and start at 18.30.
>>70732886
I am at work
>good to be the boss
Because I'm done for the day and on my way home
But I am.
Haha all these nerds with jobs it's painful to think of not having any free time
How it feel to know why you're at work I'm playing games n shitposting
Wife is an attorney and I'm loving the neet life cause I'm smarter than her.
>>70732886
I am. Shitposting from my phone m90. Get on my level.
In bed.
NEET here, probably going to jerk off to some anime tiddies and shitpost on /pol/ all day while the wagecucks work.
>>70732886
I am. My job is bretty easy so I shitpost most days on mobile.
I'm an accountant in private industry btw
>>70734072
Hello NEET friend
I'm legally blind and the gubmint pays me to stay home and shitpost
Because its is almost midnight.
>>70734072
I could literally do the same thing and make $25 per hour.
I make it a point not to masturbate at work anymore though.
>>70734162
That's no excuse
>>70732886
I'm in class right now
It's 10am and I work midnights
>>70732886
women steal all the jobs
>>70734046
kek
>>70732886
Because I'm on nigh shifts right now. It's almost bed time for me actually.
>>70732886
>working to support a goverment that hates it own people
>paying taxes so jamal and achmed can live from it
>not abusing the system till it colapses
im not a cuck
>>70732886
I decided not to go in.
I'm just back from college where I was shitposting on my phone all day and now need to shitpost from my laptop.
>>70732886
just got back from work :)
>>70733771
Dark Souls III or Ratchet & Clank?
>>70733771
are you me?
I'm still in High School.
>>70734405
>High school
This is a pic related site
>>70732886
Rained out
>>70732886
i am lol
Had college, go to work in the after noon on Tuesday and Thursday. I made decent money and still live at home for the time being. It's pretty awesome.
>>70734387
Huehuehuehue
Stay mad, wagecucks
>>70734434
>Face Fuck me Finn
Bizzle Clizzle inbound
>>70734434
My 18th birthday was 9 days ago lmao.
>>70732886
But i am at work
/pol/ bosses where you at
we need a network for /pol/ack hiring
>>70732886
I am. Shitposting from the office is my primary responsibility.
>>70732886
Because its my day off.
Having a smoke and studying for my engineering exam that I need to pass to keep my job
>>70733771
Only five hours?
Fucking casual
>>70734595
think of little muhammads you racist cunt who is gonna pay for their house
>>70734483
I have a working camera and am able to not shake like a fucking caffeinated squirrel, so I think I'll be fine
>>70732886
bcz i m still at college,don't know what the fuck to do.
When i have one backlog and the teacher hates me.
>>70733889
EDF ?
Just finish for me
>>70734551
>hiring people who you are absolutely certain will waste company time shitposting on 4chan
living off my wife desu. she's a nerd anime fag and her only friend is me lol. I'll be working part time soon so I can have some disposable income
because I'm on vacation in Spain
>>70732886
i work night shift
get paid more to do less work
>>70732886
Day off.
>>70734728
how is it
>>70732886
Because I own my own business and I am successful enough that I can delegate all my work to my underlings so I can sit on an image board all day and shitpost.
>>70734677
It isn't my fault I've got the shakes
>>70734660
Well probably more.
>>70734134
Hello friendo
>>70734176
That's priddy cool, I rarely spend my NEETbux (thx mommy) and my gramps is leaving behind a mansion for me in his name. I might be a degenerate but at least I'll never have to work a day in my life.
>>70734701
someone's gotta do it
Just finished and on my way home. Love my job at the bundeswehr.
Im on the shitter at work though
>>70732886
Because it's 3am and tomorrow is my day off from my 6 day week.
Fucking leaves man....
>>70732886
i am sick in bed at home. I have the asmethic bronchitis.
I'm at work. But I work in my County Government so we do no real work. I get paid to sit on my ass. Better than a NEET imo
>>70733718
Same poster, on my computer now. University of Texas Permian Basin
>>70732886
I don't go in until 2pm.
>>70732886
I am at work
>>70732886
It's not even 5 am yet here. I don't have to be there until 7 so I'll piss some time away on this shithole board.
>>70732886
Because I work from 0600 to 1600 and work is done for the day.
>>70734962
You are from shitskin country so I assume you are actually a dead man walking?
>>70735043
Nice, University of Idaho here, Mech E
im a leech to society
>>70732886
sys admin here
I work from home
pic related, me
>>70735391
you look like a shit
>>70732886
Work starts at 2.
I sell flooring
>>70734815
as a German on mallorca it's great. I'm drunk all day and fuck bitches every other day, I like it.
Dickheads keep hitting my car with theirs. Now my back is fucked. Same with the car.
>>70735273
Same Major here friend. 1.5 years left, just trying to keep up the grind. Great thing is the Oil Field down here has plenty of opportunities to accrue experience.
Because I just got out of class and am eating lunch
I am
Leaving soon
PARCC testing No need for subs when all the teachers are there.
>>70732886
I have the day off.
I am useless NEET ;-;
>>70732886
because i work the late shift so i get to sleep in. 2-10 masterrace here
>>70732886
I was fired
>>70733811
I'll join you friendo ;-:
>>70732886
I work from 12-8
>>70732886
I don't have to be at work for another hour and a half.
>>70735478
rude
I'm changing the thread
>>70735482
yea i was there, so much germans around. i was actualy surprised that a lot of germans looks exactly like czechs. big bellies and socks in sandals
>>70734692
Medium size private company
I go to work in 5 hours so ill play some video games and masturbate to my waifu before I go.
I fucking hate going to work im pretty close to putting my two weeks in once my tax return comes back
>>70735713
whos taking those pictures? your gf?
>>70734434
You can be in high school at the age of 18 you fucking tard
I don't need to explain shit to you, fucking leaf.
I am though.
>>70735618
This site is 18+ kid
>>70732886
Working from home while sick with a head cold, taking a short lunch to stare blankly at /pol/ asking me why I'm not at the work I'm only not physically at.
>>70732886
Because it's my day off.
I'm already done for today
>>70735487
Herniated disc? I got the same thing but from deadlifts. Doctors won't do shit for you for awhile probably.
>>70735842
>reading comprehension
>>70735824
what in the gods cock is that shit in word. looks like absolute garbage
>>70732886
Married a doctor. I am an ascended NEET.
>>70732886
work from 1-7 :)
>>70735901
>Israel
I'm on my paid vacation this week and I'm getting ready to leave for class.
I lost my job 4 weeks ago due to my lack of good communication with the customers. I received 2 complaints in the first month of working, and I got released because of that. :/
I am now looking for work with a lack of luck due to my termination. I have been depressed for the past few weeks, and my medications haven't been working lately. So, I just got prescribed so new meds.
>>70732886
I'm sick as a dog, m8. I'm going to lay in bed and read Julius Evola and shitpost all day. Might get up and game a bit later.
U mad?
>>70732886
My work ended
>>70735767
no, my mum
it's tummy rub time now(I've got to make more room for yummy scrummy chicken tendies), stop pestering me
>>70732886
I'm off till Thursday
Oil Industry collapsed, I've sat here getting red pilled for the past 3 weeks. Should probably find another job soon.
>>70732886
NEET with trust fund.
There are actual functioning members of society that browse 4chan?
>>70732886
I am, I'm just being taking a coffee break right now
>>70732886
I live in Detroit and there are no jobs. : /
>>70735940
I'm writing up a manual on Qualtrics for new hires. It doesn't have to look good, just has to convey the important shit.
>>70732886
NEETs don't work.
I work overnight.
>>70736055
Requires a few hoops to jump through to make that conclusion, but yes.
>>70732886
It rained.
>>70732886
Currently off til Friday on paid time off.
I'm literally being paid to shitpost right now
Because I have a different timezone than you
Literally in Uni gen-ed government class right now.
>>70732886
I am, but I'm pooping
>>70732886
I leave in an hour for work.
I'm on lunch you cunt.
>>70735975
>takes meds
Holy fuck what a cuck. Get off that shit ASAP my fellow anime girl lover. It ruins your brain making you incapable of feeling happiness. Just stop taking them and I swear youll feel better. If you really are depressed go check into a mental hospital for a bit and refuse any medications!
I work in financial services running my own practice. I don't have any appointments today.
>>70732886
I am.
Ask a middle school educator of niglets anything.
>>70736511
>niglets
Oh, you poor soul.
>>70736511
What are you teaching?
How many hours do you put in each week?
Do you think about suicide often?
>>70736511
Who did you kill to get sentenced that sort of torture?
>>70732886
This is now a self-employed thread.
Wagecucks need not post
>>70732886
I work from home.
>>70735717
>i was actualy surprised that a lot of germans looks exactly like czechs. big bellies and socks in sandals
kek but you're right about this
>>70736635
>half the posts are people not self employed
>this nigger who sells lemonade to spics thinks he can hijack it
>>70732886
I'm a student and don't have class today.
I should probably be studying for my exams this week, but what are you gonna do?
>>70735051
haha same
Fuck you pussies. Browse red boards while at work.
>muh nsfw
>>70732886
I'm off today senpai
>>70732886
Too busy working my dick from home.
>>70732886
But I am at work, famalam
>>70736348
Wouldn't they bait-and-switch me and just lock me in a mental institution for years?
>>70736585
>various sciences
> 40+ not including grading, lesson plans, etc
> at least twice a week
>>70732886
I have work in 2 hours
im shitposting from work :^)
>>70732886
We open in forty minutes and I moved just across the street from it.
>>70736934
Go see a counselor, dude. Check with your insurance and see if they cover someone near you. Mess don't solve the problem, they mask it temporarily.
>>70736617
my dreams
>>70732886
But I am at work senpai!
>>70736764
marathon some civ 5 on epic and huge world mod over the weekend while listening to audio recordings of my book.
Time flies like a fucking jet.
>>70736945
You think that's bad m80? Try teaching Latin to inner city high schools nogs. I've encountered the WE WUZ meme so, so many times IRL. Many of them actually believe that various famous Romans were black. They tend to fixate on busts of Romans who had curly or wavy hair. If I point out that often the skin was left marble white while the clothes and hair were painted, they become quite angry.
Pic related. I've shown them the Augustus of Prima Porta and they honestly believe that Augustus wuz black n sheit.
Shoot me in the face.
>tfw at work right now
At least I get to stealth shitpost
I am at work. I work from home.
It's alright
>>70735943
My fiancé was accepted to many top med schools. I tried so hard to convince her to go so I could ascend as well.
Oh well
>>70732886
Today and yesterday are my days off this week
On my way home from work desu.
School and being a degenerate
>>70732886
Haven't got a job atm. Hopefully that will change soon.
>>70736128
>nigger detected
>>70732886
I left work already and I'm at the pub waiting for my friends to show up.
I am at work fat asshole.
>>70732886
I am
>>70733032
Mah nigguh mech E?
I'm mech e aerospace, good choice m8
>>70737352
What are you doing?
>>70736934
No. Those "horror stories" you hear about being locked away without anyone to get you out are mainly by people who dont behave. I worked at one for a long time and yeah the people who screamed at the nurses or tried escaping and fighting were there for fucking ever and eventually just restrained and left in a room alone, but some people would come in , say they wanted to go and be gone in under 12 hours because they just sat and watched TV and didnt behave like a nigger.
Got fired. I am now a paid Clinton shill.
>>70736635
reportan
heading out to VT/Canadian border from Portland for work now
>Implying I have a place where to work
>>70737586
designing websites
>>70732886
classes are not until 1:40 today
>>70737910
literally nothing
go back to rice fields and contribute to your country
>>70737522
>friends
NORMIES GET OUT
I called them and said I was sick, but i ts actually my birthday
>>70737860
>implying you even have a place to sleep
>>70738009
Happy birthday. Huehuehue
>>70737989
Work smart not hard
>>70732886
I just got out, working out is starting
>>70737989
Does american even into rice fields?
>>70738075
key point here is "work"
check mate
>>70732886
because im about to leave for class in 15 min
I go in at 3 goon, second shift 4 lyf
>>70732886
I'm scared of outside.
people laughs st things I say and I don't know why.
I'm scared of people because people talk to me strangely and I can't fiction because of that.
I'm paralised from a broken heart.
I'm confused a lot.
help!
>>70732886
I'm from Spain
I just collect rent from a bunch of black people, and browse /pol/.
>>70732886
>being a wageslave
>>70732886
Just got back from an exam.
>>70732886
Because I'm at school so I can learn how to program robots to help free us from the jews/shills/mudslimes when the uprising happens.
I'm technically at work since I'm on duty 24/7 and traveling on orders. Such is AF life.
>>70734483
Invest in a new phone
Ask mom if she'll get you one if you promise to
Move out of the basement
Just got back from class and planning on taking a nap before work at 4. Work till close at a bar/restaurant.
>>70732886
Own my own business and make my own hours so I can shitpost whenver i want big boi
But I am
>>70736934
This isn't 1826
>>70732886
Just got home.
>>70732886
What is this "work" and why should I do it?
>>70732886
Studying for university entrance exam.
Because I have an appointment at the VA.
>>70734551
pls hire me
>>70732886
Payed time off. I get 2 hours a week and can end up with a full week paid if i let it stack.
Literally had my last exam for my CompSci BSc today. Gonna relax until the new semester starts on monday.
I am lmao
I have physical therapy in 30 minutes, and then a follow-up appointment with my pain management doctor afterwards.
>>70732886
I am off on Tuesday and Wednesday's famalam
its fuckin almost midnight you cunt
Jury Duty -_-
>>70739347
good shit my nigga hope you get a murder
be sure to shitpost all about it when you get back okay? love ya
>>70732886
But I am
>>70735975
Where the hell did you work at?
>>70732886
Because my work ended 1 hour ago, anime fag.
>>70732886
it's 6 PM
>>70738317
You some kinda slumlord?
>>70732886
Jokes on you. I'm getting paid to shitpost right now.
I'm on my mandated lunch break to shitpost /pol/
I still have 20 min
Flag.
>>70732886
I run my own business.
>>70739427
I'm hoping someone sees me browsing /pol/ in the juror lounge and sends me home. I couldn't find my "I'm a fucking racist" shirt, so I look like a normie right now -_-
I go to work in 4 hours.
>>70739877
Quit your job.
>>70739065
now go masturbate to anime
>>70739988
Why?
I work nights. I worked last night
how do I stop being so scared of everything /pol/?
>>70740092
You'll never get anywhere with that attitude.
>>70740112
Stop going outside.
>>70740454
>how do I stop being so scared of everything /pol/?
Cut parallel to the bones of the wrist, not perpendicular
>>70732886
I work graveyard as a shift supervisor. I just got home from dropping off my mortgage payment.
>>70732886
I'm in class
>>70732886
On break.
Just quit a shit job couple of days ago, job interview tomorrow.
>>70732886
my shift ended half an hour ago. there you go, nigger.
It's lunch.
>>70732886
I intern at an investment bank on Monday, Wednesday, Friday. The rest of the time I'm studying for my CFA exam.
>>70732886
I am.
>if you can call it that
In-laws visiting. Took 3 days off.
>>70732886
My shift starts in one and a half hours, and I live pretty close to my workplace. I'm a brewer in an industrial-size brewery, so all I do is make sure the machines do my job anyway. Pay's good though, close to 3k before taxes.
>>70732886
BF makes 6 figures. I suck his cock and take it in the ass occasionally.
>>70732886
Just got on Maternity Leave.
>>70732886
Cause I just came home.
