Ask a NEET who just got a check from da gubbamint for $6000
>>70732076
NEET?
That is a strange way of spelling nigger
>>70732076
>an actual NEET
>gov cash
>on /pol/
How does it feel to be a meme, you dip?!
>>70732076
Get a job, you filthy bum.
>>70732282
>projecting
>>70732310
>le dip meme
its a new season for memes senpai get with the times
Is that monthly?
>>70732076
>$6000
Congrats? If you applied yourself you could make that amount every 2 months net. Just find a nice cozy office job like I have. Great pay, benefits, spending 7 of my 8 hour days shitposting and watching videos like I would be doing anyway. Flexible (tons of comp time that doesn't even count toward my vacation or sick time) that makes it so I can leave my office at will.
The only depressing part is realizing I do the same shit at home as I do at work.
>>70732076
As a fellow NEET I'm obliged to ask you how the fuck you got them to hand over 6000$?
I don't understand how people get free money from the govt. Are you a retard or something? Not being a dick I genuinely don't know how you get free money. Especially if you're an able bodied male.
What mental illness did you fake?
>>70732627
doing what
>>70732634
1. Be Arab
2. Apply for scholarship in USA
3. Go to Jesuit university
4. Get paid a large sum of money for no explicable reason
5. Send it back to your family in your non-country
>>70732751
neets are not in school
>>70732822
He never goes to class so he calls himself a neet.
>>70732076
At what age do you plan to commit sudoku?
>>70732724
system admin. Essentially being bothered (through email) to add a user every now and again.
>>70732672
It's essentially a bribe from the government to keep poor people from resorting to criminal activity to make ends meet or becoming homeless vagrants.
>>70732895
>system admin
sup kevin
>>70732895
do you have a 4-year degree?
>>70732955
Yes.
>>70732282
If you're not a NEET, you don't belong on 4chan. Normalfag stormniggers need to fuck off.
>>70732926
Man, sure worked out great with all these thriving and crime-free communities in the projects!
>>70732926
AHAHAH holy shit. We're cucked alright.
>>70732926
>Bribe from the Illuminati
ft4u
>>70732076
How many dragon dildos will you buy ?
>>70732926
NEETbuxs are the best. I'm never going to get a job, the government will take care of me.
>>70733282
What are you going to do if things go to shit?
>>70732895
How do I do this. What should I study?
>>70733129
I know right? Government assistance is literally the only thing keeping the ghetto population relatively in line. Think how quickly shit would hit the fan if "dem programs" stopped giving the nigs money.
>>70733011
Advice for a potential Sysadmin?
>>70733366
Inheritance. I've saved up enough NEETbuxs plus soon to be inheritance.
>>70733401
Well I personally majored in IT. Although a few of my coworkers have degrees in Mathematics and some other STEM degree I can't quite recall.
>>70733401
>Learns about sys admin from some faggot on /pol/
>legitimately believes that you do nothing
>believes something on /pol/
>>70733471
inheritance changes a few of the dynamics. Some of us are only blessed with the family piss pot.
I'M CRASHING THIS THREAD WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>70733491
This, hahaha
my fucking sides
>>70733401
Do your courses. CCNA, CCNP etc. Get some routers/use GNS. Learn Router OS, play around with FreeBSD/Linux. It's fun.
>>70733491
I really don't do much though. Sometimes they put you in on Network duties (essentially being a network analyst/system admin as one job) and that can actually force you to do some work.
If your sole purpose is systems administration you really don't do much of anything. Even our helpdesk guys do very little. Actually the guy that busts his ass is the Network guy and the Manager is fairly busy due to bureaucracy work and all.
Don't take my word for it. I have been doing this for 10 years though.
>>70733679
Oh boy the Poo in loo comes to talk about how to get hired with Verizon
>>70733282
I'll join you if Trump doesn't win the nomination & presidency. No point in being a contributing member of society to a country that hates me. Being a not-obese white male though I don't know how I'll convince them I'm leech material.
>>70733491
It's true some sys admins don't do a good job.
>>70733491
Wait... We arent all just unironically shitposting here?
>>70733738
Retorted
>>70733748
Why would I work with Verizon when I have my own ISP, you stupid T-mobile merchant
>>70733874
>implying that T-mobile is still relevant in the U.S
>>70733866
>Implying retorted is a word
>>70733964
wagie mad as fuck
>>70733874
>T-Mobile merchant
>>70734016
he's the guy who started the thread you stupid nigger
>>70733964
Sorry to burst your bubble, buddy
>>70733923
>>70733938 >>70733984
Double reported. This is your last warning. Put the memes on the ground.
>>70734101
you are literally retarded
>>70732076
any german NEETs here? how do i max out muh welfare?
>>70733282
>I'm never going to get a job
or a girl for that matter.
>>70732076
What are you gonna do with the money?
>>70734175
Claim autism
Op, what's the money for? Tax return and you have a few kids or a disability?
Theres more to life than chasing jewgolds for your kike bosses. All that time you could learn some humanities and become athletic.
People with good jobs have no friends, free time or exercise and have heart problems in their 40s. Unless you are supporting your 5+ white kids, you should be focusing on improving yourself and loving healthy.
We only have a short time to live and we all live roughly the same lives.
>>70732076
>$6000
That's nice kid
t. 1250€
>>70732076
6000? Nice, what stock did you put it in?
How did you get such a sum of Money?
Also that anime people are posting is kinda unfunny, the Girls aside, are there any animes where they travel to rpg World where they know the npcs are npcs but the npcs dont and kinda act real Life ish?
>>70734275
The PLO paid his university too much money so they gave the remainder to him. Nobody will believe me though, nobody ever believes me.
>>70734306
Wow, it's less money!
>>70734402
Is this you?
>>70734354
Perhaps overlord? Or Log Horizon? Or even SAO?
All of them have the. Npcs as a separate entity that's. A mix between sentient and real, rated from personal best to worst.
SAO they hardly in exact with NPC's though.
>>70734616
There are easier ways to get banned.
Lucky bastard
>>70734616
k
>>70732627
>Depressing realizing I do the same shit at home as I do at work.
Yup, on days I'm not busy, like today, it feels like I wake up early, put on nice clothes, and commute just to shitpost on /pol/.
>>70734606
God autocorrect butchered this one.
Interact*
How do you maximize your autism bux? Is there certain factors that help you receive more cash?
Thinking of retiring and living as a neet but I'm mentally and physically healthy.
>>70734703
Yep. It's not to say I don't have busy days. It's just A LOT of days are browsing the internet. Some weeks it can be so ridiculous I will just start taking off early or doing half days.
>>70734616
>>70734753
u2
>>70734753
You tried.
>>70734525
>germany 90% white
>america 60% white
>>70734367
>>70734616
>>70734864
(you)
This is the future you chose.
>>70734402
>spic meme
You think it not but it do.
So suicide when? I mean you are fucked down the line unless you are inheriting a good fortune.
>>70732076
How's my tax dollars buying your animu, permavirgin?
>>70735543
>You think it not but it do.
>>>/n/ostalrius
OH WAIT
>>70733964
>samefagging
>says the newfag who can't into IDs
>>70735556
How much do you pay in taxes?
>>70735650
But why ain't you answering my question? Is it perhaps because it's the CURRENT YEAR?
>>70735556
>>70736158
reported
>>70732076
How many body pillows, H-Games, and Sex toys will you buy before you pay rent to your parents?
>>70734226
Ikke alle autister kan få fortidspension.
>>70732895
>System Administrator
Are you the hacker 4chan that CNN talked about?
>>70732076
How do you deal with the fact that this bliss will only last for a few years after which, out of money and out of skills, you will almost certainly Jill yourself in desperation?
>>70737270
this
Honestly feel bad for these NEETs who will be fucked and depressed in a few years.
>>70732076
>check
What's it like living with autism?
>>70732076
How?
why did you feel the need to post lies on the internet?
>>70735650
I have asked you this >>70737270 so many times and you're yet to give an answer.
How about that.
>>70732076
>$6000
Nice, is that what you get within the span of 3 years working for gubbamint?
>>70738297
