http://edition.cnn.com/2016/04/12/politics/north-korea-mobile-ballistic-missile-launch
NUCLEAR MISSILE LAUNCH WARNING
>Being worried
do it kim
DO IT KIM
FUCKING DO IT KIM YOU MAD CUNT MOTHERFUCKER MAKE IT HAPPEN
QUICK GET TO YOUR HABBENING MODE
[ENTER USERNAME]
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RRRREEEEEE
>>70724534
>>70724646
Kek
FLAGS REMOVED, REFRESH
>>70724534
>north korea
>>70724589
Look, I know we're all inclined to believe they either wouldn't do it or aren't able to but we know that they can strike Guam with an ICBM and experts believe they CAN do it with a nuke.
>>70724794
>Thinking I give a flying fuck about some chinks
Nobody would even bother nuking us.
GUYS I JUST HEARD 4 SKYKINGS!!!!
IT'S OVER!!!
IT'S FUCKING OVER!!!!
...for the 4582928484th time this year
yeah rite
STOP GETTING ME HYPED /pol/
>>70724864
old b8 m8, think of something new
>>70724534
>North Korea finally going to nuke SF
Thank God
>>70724534
HOLY SHIT YES, LET THE HAPPENING HAPPEN ALREADY
>>70724938
I JUST HEARD 5 SKYKINGS!!!!!
HABBENING CONFIRMED!
>>70724589
>>70724646
>>70724663
>>70724686
>>70724693
>>70724694
>>70724723
>>70724723
>>70724794
>>70724847
>>70724864
>>70724882
>>70724938
>>70724987
>>70725413
>>70725525
I can see that you're all rather scared
Didn't Trump just bring this up a few days ago, mentioning Japan and SK needed to have nukes and anti nuke artillery to defend themselves? I'm not sure if he is a prophet sent by Lord Kek or if he is just insanely intelligent.
north korea literally couldn't even nuke south korea. their conventional artillery is more of a threat
>>70725848
Seems like common sense m8
>>70725787
I'm not.
>>70725909
Not really, the establishment assblasted him over it. But maybe the GOP just can't into logic
DO IT KIM, FOR 7Y7 DO IT
>>70724534
JUST do it, Kim.. #Armagedon2016
I want it to happen but I hate to admit that it won't happen.
>>70724864
>>70725525
SKYKANG SKYKANG
DO
NO
RESPONG
Kim here, will do it if I roll dubs
Maybe next time
>>70726228
>>70724534
We've known this for months. It isn't new.
if doubles kim nukes Seoul
triples he nukes Tokyo
quadruples he nukes LA
>North Korea
>Happening
I miss actual happening threads..
>>70726021
Its still common sense. They just can't into logic
>>70726386
is gong to b london
no
>>70726615
nah it's gonna be San Diego m8
witness me
>>70724534
>North Korea nukes the US
>Obama apologizes, asks them to please stop
>Kim Jung Un laughs, sends another, showing the world how truly weak the US is
>Chairman of the Joint Chiefs has had enough of this nonsense, attempts coup
>Rolls a natural 20, seizes control of country
>Presses the big red button that is hidden under the bust of Ronald Reagan
>Obliterates North Korea
>World celebrates
Honestly, this is best case scenario.
Kim is a fucking pussy and won't do shit except get fatter.
>>70726652
Jesus christ
>>70726523
The reality is that they want America to get attacked so they can get into a huge war with NK and China :^)
If it's too stupid to make sense, there's a negative/corrupt reason behind it
>>70724864
>>70726228
WE WUZ SKYKANGZ
>>70726725
If we could work purging muslims from europe in there somehow that would be best case.
>>70724534
SKYKING SKYKING DO NOT REPEAT
PARIS KILO NORAD
DO NOT REPEAT
>>70726821
Ayo hol up the tree gypsie has a point
>>70726839
>Brexit happens
>Deports all Mudslimes from UK in a new wave of nationalism
>It catches on throughout the world in the next two weeks
>Muslims have nowhere to go
>Promise to exchange hard labor in return for refugee status in North Korea
>Five minutes later, first nuke explodes
There we go.
Maybe one day North Korea will win its war against the sea of Japan.
![kim_jong_un[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Z5gKe7X.jpg "kim_jong_un[1].jpg")
>>70724534
I'M SERIOUS THIS TIME
STOP LAUGHING
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>70726740
He took an arrow to the knee. XD
>>70726839
>Secret documents leaked that the DPRK gave nukes to ISIS
>Shows that many are using the refugee crisis to make their way into Europe and plan a nuclear attack on Europe
>?????
>No more mudshits
>>70726985
>>70727011
Autism: the leader
>>70727061
YES YES YES
>>70726995
oh you crever rittle imperiarist, huh. So crever.
if i roll dubs then it's happening
I DON'T WANT TO SET THE WORLD ON FIIIRE
we dead
HOLY SHIT THERE WAS A FLASH IN THE NORTH
I CAN SEE THE TOP OF THE SHROOM
PARIS ?
>>70730410
Shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit
