Whats the problem with australians? In my opinion are they pretty cool guys. Why do so much /pol/acks hate them?
Offsprings of worst rapist and criminals in the Europe history can't be much different than their ancestors
>>70723930
They try to hard. They think theyre funny when they act like a bunch of downys.
>>70723930
I think they are cool, Germany too :)
There is no problem. Canada and other countries just seem to be jealous of their shitposting skills. See:
>>70724198
>>70723930
They hate us cause they ain't us.
Because they're not on the same intellectual level as us. What they construe as shitposting is their mere attempt at dismissing our sound arguments to their low effort and low energy posts.
I believe in stems from their inadequency in comparison to us, and they really try hard to just be their selves. But they end up falling into a groupthink of sorts. Whereas the Eternal Australian Best Poster, will always break the mold, and contribute original content. Without fear of leaving the flock of good goy sheep on this board.
>>70723930
The rest of the world is going to shit and Australia is a paradise. In short >>70724301
>>70723930
BECAUSE OF THIS FUCKING SHITPOSTING:
>>70722907
>>70721457
>>70723675
>>70722836
EVERY SHITPOST THREAD I CLICK ON, IT'S A FUCKING AUSTRALIAN
>>70724601
>Dr Hell
nice
>>70724601
Spooky
>>70724601
Hey windmill face, the first thread-link wasn't by an Aussie. Get your facts right, pleb.
>>70723989
most of the convicts sent to australia were thieves m8. back in those days if you committed a serious crime you got a death sentence.
http://firstfleetfellowship.org.au/first-fleetfirst-fleet-convict-database/
>>70723930
They're my favorite posters on the board.
>>70724601
All me
You mad Dutchess?
>>70723930
What? Australians are beloved by like 90% of /pol/. With some exceptions, the only people who hate on the Strayans are the fucking leaves, who are just jealous they're actually good at shitposting.
>>70723930
They are funny. Talk about laid back.
>>70723930
They border on the crass and funny. Mostly crass. Still biggest shitposters because they lack the balls to seriously engage in any discussion. Inferiority complex since they are anglo-runt.
>watch what happens now with this post.
>>70723930
its just envy, because Australia is 92% White
>>70725265
You were just in the truth about Straya thread weren't you?
>>70725265
Pajeet pls
You're still pissed because they started the whole poo in loo thing
>>70725265
POO IN LOO
>>70725265
You think your being funny m8?
Take your poo to the dunny m8.
Hey Aussies, I'm interested in moving to Northern Australia. I only hear about what goes on the southern portion of the country (Melbourne, Sydney, etc.)
What's it like?
Never met a shit Australian irl. They were all cool and friendly people.
BUT
They shouldn't be allowed on the internet. Cut the under ocean cables going to their crappy desert continent or something.
>>70725265
Watch yourself Rakesh. Don't even think about talking like that here.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1241118/Security-warning-Indian-students-travelling-Australia-racist-killing-attacks.html
>>70725401
You like jerking off kangaroos? Letting dingos eat your babies?
>>70725401
Warm, full of coons and flies.
>>70725265
DESIGNATED
SHITTING
STREETS
>>70725265
Some guy that worships a toilet, shits in the street, and wipes his necrotic arsehole with HIS BARE HAND called me crass tonight
>>70725401
Hot and dry
Or
Hot and wet
That's it
>>70725401
>Northern Australia
Unless you have an interest in massive scale dairy farms you should try somewhere else. There's a reason most of the population lives in the southeastern part.
>>70725401
>>70725502
Here are some enjoying a nice family swim
>>70725327
Nice spot, mate.
>>70725605
I never said they lack imagination.
>>70725480
I just want to know why Australians hate Indian students so much that they killed almost a 100 of them over the last 5 years? Did we spell a hard word that Australians could not? Do we really smell that bad? Do we have better grades? Some Ozzie, answer please.
Also, pic related is where i live. Do your worst.
>>70725876
>Also, pic related is where i live. Do your worst.
Where's the loo?
>>70725876
You fucking Indians are just like the Progressive Left in the West. You'll believe whatever fits your narrative.
>they killed almost a 100 of them over the last 5 years
citation needed
Maybe because it's not actually racially motivated and it's just the media's spin on things? I'm pretty sure Aussie students get killed here a lot more than Indian students. But heaven forbid an Indian student get killed and it's automatically a hatred for Indians and the Australian governments fault!
If you're gonna say shit like that, then FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL!!!
>>70723989
Then howcome all you cunts keep coming over here?
It's just banter mate, we've killed more British backpackers than that.
>>70725876
See those mountains right there.
Whitest thing about India right there.
>>70726262
Migrating 'legally' mate. You have better education than India. Pretty easy to see. Maybe you should use them once in a while.
>>70726185
Here: Please educate yourself. I admit my exaggeration to catch your attention. If you don't believe Indians the you'd probably believe your own Police commisioners about racist undertones.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Violence_against_Indians_in_Australia_controversy
>>70726411
Nice b8. Try again.
>>70725918
It got shot to hell.
>>70725396
underrated aussie bants
I wish I could take every aussie on this board and give them a big hug. Deep down(under) they're hurting, and bantzing out is the only way they can make up for the pain, its okay to be sad australia, it lets you know when the good times come ;_;
>>70727387
I don't even believe our police commissioners. They fake so much shit about the Kebabs experiencing Islamophobia all the time. Now site some statistics about your own kind with your fucking honour killings and child brides.
>>70727630
>Canada
>elected a substitute drama teacher
>taking in thousands of immigrants
>a fucking leaf
>sells off all their gold reserves
>Australia
>elects right wing heroes
>who turn back the boats
>amazing stars of freedom and the union jack
>mints huge ass gold coins just to fuck with Canada
m8 shit posting because your country is truly hemorrhaging isn't shitposting
They are abbos with average 60 IQ
The heat has fried their brains
>>70724254
fuck off, texas
>>70727781
Its okay ausbro I can be your punching bag *upzips hugs
>>70727703
There's a strawman waiting in the sky,
He'd like to come and meet us,
But he thinks he'd blow our minds.....
SOOO much for TRUTH about 'straya. Not even a single answer so far.
>>70728234
*unsheaths shitpost*
*teleports behind you*
psht nothin personnel kid
>>70725876
20 Murders a year? of international students or Indians generally?
>>70724601
First one was from the UK
>>70725265
Aww. You mad your visa got knocked back?
>>70725401
lol. Its a 24/7 45 degrees Celsius desert filled with savage natives with the intelligence of an amoeba, who sniff petrol and fuck their children till they commit suicide.
There is a very good reason people steer very fucking clear of the joint. In the south you'd be lucky to see maybe 2-3 abos a year.
>>70724601
This
>>70723930
They certainly shitpost well enough. I saw one man who spent days writing a perfectly layed out cuckolding contract that brought a tear to the eye of the shitposter inside of me. But they are fun, unlike canadian cancerposting.
>>70725918
Where do you think he is taking the picture from?
>>70723930
We don't hate aussies at all.
The Australian is beloved and cherished for their banter
>>70723930
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICVuTmuFeWI
Can't american anons remember the good times and hearty keks?
>>70734325
is this guy a national hero in aussie land?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71DIT6hYXYo&nohtml5=False
>>70734574
ye, never dog your mates
>>70723930
pic related is why /pol/ hates aussies
>>70723930
Australians are the coolest people on earth and anyone who doesn't enjoy their bantz is 100% retarded and probably also a fag
