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I'll give you the truth about 'Straya
>>70722025
r u gay xd
What beer you drinking cunt?
>>70722039
Nah I'm not from Melbourne f a m
>>70722080
VB mate, yourself?
so what's the truth?
>>70722080
the one your mom makes at his basement.
>>70722025
Why are you all so depressed and angry?
Who hurt you? What went so wrong in your life?
>>70722025
Judging by what I've seen on /pol/ and some other sites, population of Australia consists of roughly 80% ex-Yugo diaspora. How do you handle being a minority in your own country?
>>70722025
At some point, do you think your gov will create a solution in making the middle of Australia habitable for people?
>>70722165
Ask me questions I tell you the truth m8
>>70722267
We're all cheery cunts here
>>70722274
Your only a minority in your own country if you live in Sydney or Melbourne
Here to have a shitpost battle Aussie. You start
>>70722444
Its inevitable but there will be a lot of opposition from the left because it will take over aboriginal land in the outback
Do you cunts really fuck kangaroos hahahaha! You guys got spiders for pets right? HAHHAHAHAH
WOW IM AMERICAN AND IM SO FUNNY HAUHAHUAHUHAUHAUHAUHA
>>70722520
Lebanon is based. You have some of our scumbag journalists imprisoned atm, keep it up mate.
>>70722563
I actually have kangaroos as pets senpai
>>70722025
I think most muslims is australia are from indonesia. is it true? do they differ in mentality from arabs?
>>70722025
What's it like in Australia?
>>70722567
So it is true, the Dutch/Canucks have finally replaced Australians as the finest shitposters on 4chan. You had a good 3 year run. Cheers bro
>>70722274
honestly I think it's the other way
White Australians migrated to Serbia during the middle ages and genocided the original Serbs and replaced them with Aussie males with Superior big Aussie cocks
However the advanced wi-fi connection they had to the homeland was disconnected when more then three bits of information was sent along it and It was only recently Australians recovered the secrets of the wi-fi.
>>70722567
>Lebanon based
Whatever happened to leb bashing day you fucking cunt
When the fuck is it the Chinks turn for a good knock around?
>>70722651
they aren't as qt
Why are you a load of alcoholics?
>>70722667
The dutch just spam in their faggy language and Canadians just post stupid shit that's not even close to being funny
>>70722667
fuck off leb
cronulla 2.0 when
What hilarious and smart Australians we have ITT. Vegemite is good.
>>70722025
Coming over to go hunting in Carmor Plains with a few uni mates, where can I pick up a cheap AR-15?
>>70722588
Prove it with timestamp.
Would like to see your roos m8.
>>70722025
what is your job?
>>70722667
Just like the Israelis will replace as the finest occupants of your clay. You also had an ok run I guess.
>>70722695
>Superior big Aussie cocks
pic related
>>70722651
My gf is half azeri, nice to see you here. Are you muzzie? Do you agree with the anti-muzzie sentiment here/theory of muzzies being weaponised against whites by the jooz?
>>70722487
>We're all cheery cunts here
kek
KEK
K E K
>>70722741
There you go
>>70722025
How do we fix Melbourne?
>>70722891
no more niggers
>>70722813
you cant have an ar-15 unless you get a cat-d license, you explain to the police that you live on a ranch and you have a big vermin problem, and that the vermin problem is so big that you already tried and failed with a cat-c weapon, so they must give you permission to have a cat-d, and you have to rejustify it every so often to keep it, then you can buy a semi-automatic centrefire rifle like the ar-15
otherwise you can only have bolt action rifle
>>70722157
Hollandia m8
>>70722891
Eradicate us
>>70722025
are the spiders and snakes really scary?
>>70722942
>ranch
Trying to impress the yanks, are you, cunt?
>>70722719
Try working outside for a day in our weather and not want a beer or seven when you knock off
>>70723045
Try working in ours. Its freezing.
>>70722891
pic related
>>70723039
what the fuck else do you call a huge plot of land that animals graze on?
The animal farm?
The graze land?
It's a fucking cow ranch
>>70723142
Come back when you work construction at -30
>>70722667
Fuck off you cunt, this is a chance to get honest answers about Straya with minimal shitposting.
>>70722657
Mad max but with less explosions and more spiders
>>70722719
Because most of us are decedents of you drunks that have alcoholism ingrained in your DNA
>>70722742
Vegemite is just a meme, no one here actually eats it. Its just yeast from sex workers vaginas
>>70722818
I post on a well known Kangaroo pet enthusiasts forum and they can't know that I post here.
>>70722891
I'm hoping Trump will set up re-education centers in every council district.
>>70723224
It's a paddock you muppet. Stop pandering to the BSAs.
>>70723289
Fucking hell
>>70723289
-30 fuck. I've worked loading docks at -10 and that almost killed me. Took my hours to warm parts of my body back up.
Do you think I could score some AUS pussy if went on vacation? Do the women there like American men?
>>70723300
There's nothing wrong with a few pints now and again.
>>70723388
No, they find a cut dick weird and disgusting.
>>70723388
Just don't act like a pencil and you'll be swimming in pussy, girls here put out to (white) foreigners quite easily.
>>70723142
>implying there are jobs in Ireland
>>70723446
My ex gf was Irish. Crazy leftist bitch, and had a sex drive that fluctuated as much as Hillary clintons policy proposals.
>>70723541
Im Polish, is that white enough? Do aus girls like southern accents?
How common are big spiders there?, if im in a city are they still about?, how often do you see them?
i have serious arachnophobia but would like to visit sometime.
>>70723691
And? That doesn't mean Australian women like cut dicks.
>>70723794
Most Aussie men born after about 1980 are uncut
>>70722025
Do you need a hug ?
>>70723300
k4k ok m8
>>70723789
Here's a spider i found in my toilet a week ago,
(my cock for scale)
>>70723409
>There's nothing wrong with a few pints now and again.
True but you need to use the global definition of 'a few' and 'now and again', not the Irish definition of '10' and 'every day'
>>70723915
Did you piss on it?
>>70723778
Polish is fine, and if you mean southern accents as in 'howdy y'all' dixie type accent, they love it.
>>70723949
Kek, that's true. I guess we've built up a tolerance to alcohol. We need to drink more than the rest of the world to get the same kick. No harm in that.
Is it true that anyone who is fifth or more generation Australian has some Boong blood in them?
>>70723915
>(my cock for scale)
Must be a tiny spider then.
>>70723871
Aussies used to cut their dicks? Why would you do that? kek
>>70723789
if in the city you will not see any, they are really not too bad until you have to go to the shed
>>70723956
Why would I piss on dinner?
>>70724076
Up until the 1970s most men did
>>70724077
The cuck shed?
>>70724132
Not here.
>Most men
>men
kek, you're not a real man if you don't have the end of your dick intact.
>>70722025
What's it like in Australia?
>>70724218
Dunno
>>70724168
if there wasn't heaps of fucking spiders in it it would be, cant walk through the door without coping a face full of webs
>>70724218
It's like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy.
>>70723661
Sorry potatobro, that was uncalled for
>>70722025
How much do the city folks know about the country folks and vice versa? Who do you think know the most about each other?
>>70723915
Had one of these little fuckers up the wall, too high up to hit with my boot. Shot him once with the mortein, and he casually mission impossibles down to the foot of my stairs, then starts climbing up each step getting a little more faster as he goes. Starting to get a bit wobbly but keeps going, at this point i'm pretty sure the cunt is after me but I didn't wanna squish him into the carpet so I moved onto the lino. Sure enough he's chasing me and he's pissed, got his front legs arced up and all. Brought my size 13 RM down on him...crippled as fuck and he's still lunging at me.
>>70724391
Country folks are mostly unemployed drug addicts
>>70724391
City folk generally assume that people from the country are a bit simple. We know that they're dickeads.
>>70722025
Does all of Australia fee like living in a jail with racists?
Bout to go visit Pajeet @ 7/11, should I get Connoisseur or Ben & Jewwy Ice Cream?
>>70724593
What does india feel like living in?
>>70724632
>>70724593
Better than living in a literal toilet of a country.
>>70724593
Does all of India feel and smell like living on a shit covered Street?
>>70724593
Your stomach hurts you have to poo
But I won't let you near the loo.
So go outside, my son Pajeet
To the designated shitting street.
>>70724593
Howz it feel to live in a country where most of the population shit in the streets?
>>70724798
LOO
>>70724798
DESIGNATED
>>70724593
muh racism, if anything india is more racist than aus
>>70724835
SHITTING
>>70724887
POO
>>70724909
LOO
>>70724593
Pajeet, you must choose, beautiful clean toilet, or designated shitting street
>>70724982
Why do they shit on paper? Shitting on the grass is one thing but shitting on paper is even worse.
What's the best place to go on holiday in Australia if you hate people, the sun and animals?
Canadian cuckery is becoming too much to handle. I know you're full, but do you think you could kill a nigger or two just for little old me? :))
>>70724982
How do the older blokes manage to keep squatting?
>>70725099
I recommend don't come, your tiny willy will not impress the ladies anyway.
>>70725099
back to norway
>>70723890
I should be asking you that question. How many times were you hijacked today?
>>70724593
GODDAMNIT WHY DON'T YOU SHIT IN A TOILET AND WIPE WITH TP CHRIST ALMIGHTY HOW HARD IS IT
>>70725297
You can't shit in what you don't have.
This where i live. Use your imagination.
Also someone please answer my question.
Why do Australians hate Indians to the point of almost murdering a 100 Indian students? Because we have better grades? Better jobs? Better salaries? Do we smell that bad?
>>70725581
crimes with indian victims are done by lebanese and islander minorities not aussies lol
>>70725581
This is where I live mate. A thousand times better than that literal shithole.
>>70725581
In truth most of the younger ones I've met are cocky dickeads who try to act like lebs/wogs. A couple of the older fellas are okay, you're a weird people though and yes, you do smell quite bad.
>>70725581
Indians don't have better grades, jobs or salaries at least in Australia. Most work 7/11 or cleaning jobs.
And yes, you do smell quite bad indeed.
>>70725889
you are kidding mate, those are new arrivals. indian immigrants are some of the most succesful in australia a long with chinese and jews.
>>70725581
First of all, that is not where you live, this is (pic related)
Second of all, you don't get better grades or better jobs, you fix the fucking slurpee machine when i'm thirsty
And third of all, yes, you do smell that fucking bad. maybe try wiping your ass with fucking toilet paper instead of your hand.
>>70725960
Nope.
what's it like being good at shit sports?
>>70722719
Irish genes.
>>70725969
India BTFO
>>70725960
yea chinese and indian students are more successful than our domestic students people here have fallen for the do what you love meme
>>70722080
tooheys is the best aussie beer
>>70722025
Should I immigrate there?
>>70726574
>do what you love meme
What's that? I've heard that somewhere.
>>70725969
Nice try. Try harder, Warren.
Someone please answer me seriously, why would this happen in a tolerant and advanced society like Australia?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Violence_against_Indians_in_Australia_controversy
>>70727647
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Violence_against_Indians_in_Australia_controversy
[29] http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/Indians-in-Australia-say-Lebanese-youths-behind-attacks/articleshow/4646950.cms
minority on minority crimes who cares
>>70723789
Depends where, really. In the inner city you're unlikely to find any. On the outskirts, you'll find spiders. I've lived in Sydney nearly my whole life and I've always been surrounded by spiders, never had any dramas. They want nothing to do with you and you pretty much have to go begging to actually get bitten.
>>70725581
As anon already mentioned, those incidents were caused by the Lebanese minority in outer Melbourne. In many places in Sydney, you're probably vastly safer being Indian.... Harris Park for instance.
>>70722025
what % of you're family has had skin caners from living on a black mans island?
>>70723915
That's the shadow from you're dildo isn't it.?
cancer not caners
>>70723300
>Vegemite is just a meme, no one here actually eats it. Its just yeast from sex workers vaginas
Did your old man drop you as a baby or something? Vegemite is certified fucking good shit.
>>70728254
100
>>70726883
Nah, Tooheys is one of the worst. VB, MB, Carlton, XXXX, Coopers, and Squire are all much better.
>>70722025
>I'll give you the truth about 'Straya
Australia has not banned DDT yet, and if you buy any of their products you're playing with fire.
>>70728808
this
