Does anyone else get hunger pangs after consuming caffeine? I also often need to poop, I think the two are related
>>70714307
Are you retarded? Caffeine is an appetite suppressant, and a diuretic, so if anything, you normally need to piss way more.
derp. posted in wrong board.
>>70714355
I heard that but the opposite happens to me, I get very harsh hunger and need to take a dump.
>>70714307
Coffee is not a substitute for breakfast Germany. I learned this lesson the hard way too.
But yeah coffee and a cigarette and if there's poop in me it wants to come out. I've spoken to others who are the same
>>70714307
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yes to pooping
>>70714307
your moms related
>>70714307
a big cup of strong coffee increases peristalsis
>>70714307
It definitely makes you poop, it is a similar effect to nicotine. The hunger pangs are because you are dehydrated and have nothing to pee out (diuretic). Always drink a glass of water before your coffee. /problem solved
I never understood people's obsession with caffeine. I literally feel nothing from it. Soda, coffee, energy drinks, absolutely nothing.
Guess being resistant is a good thing, I have friends who spend hundreds of dollars a month on caffeinated beverages. Waste of money, all going towards some of the most degenerate corporations on the planet.
you are stimulating your digestive system
duh
Coffee was made by the jews to give you uncomfortable shits in the morning. True fact.
>>70714307
Coffee does trigger you poo.
tfw addicted to coffee and get headaches if im without for longer than 1 day :DD
>>70714307
Different drugs affect different people in different ways.
For the most part it's supposed to do as >>70714355 says but outliers definitely exist.
>>70715904
45 minutes after I drink I poop. Great way to start the day.
>>70715904
Forehead starts to hurt if I don't have my second cup by 10:00am.
mfw I'm a slave to the CaffinatedJew
>>70715904
Same. I get headaches more easily than others and if I'm lucky that'll turn into a nice fucking migraine for me as well. But if you're ever getting sick of coffee, tea contains caffeine as well, about 30 mg on average. Any tea made from tea-leaves will work, no fake bullshit.
>>70716295
/b/? I last posted there in 2009. It's all porn now anyway, no point in making a discussion thread there.
I actually wanted to make this thread on /r9k/
>>70714307
Source?
I gave up caffeine bar the first cup of tea of the day.
Suddenly my daily headaches & regular migraines has virtually disappeared.
