http://federalnewsradio.com/u-s-news/2016/03/seattles-man-in-tree-charged-in-sequoia-standoff/
>Cody Lee Miller was formally charged Monday with malicious mischief and assault after he climbed to the top of the 90-foot tree on March 22 and remained there for about 25 hours, ignoring police efforts to coax him down and throwing apples and branches at responders.
>About $8,000 in damage was done to the tree, court documents say. If Miller makes his $50,000 bail, he is ordered to have no contact with the tree.
>“This caused an incalculable waste of time and services and arguably (affected) the efficacy of local law-enforcement’s reaction times to other serious calls for service around the city,” Deputy Prosecuting Attorney Stephen Herschkowitz wrote.
>>“This caused an incalculable waste of time and services and arguably (affected) the efficacy of local law-enforcement’s reaction times to other serious calls for service around the city,” Deputy Prosecuting Attorney Stephen Herschkowitz wrote.
Their fault, not his. They could have just ignored him and left him the fuck alone.
>>70702767
>ordered to have no contact with the tree
What exactly did he do that was $8000 in damage to a fucking tree? Besides shit in it
Treeking can never be banned from his throne
>>70702767
seattle, where the liberals are moving to after destroying san francisco
>$8,000 in damage was done to the tree
someone explain?
>>70702767
#FREETREE
>you will never experience a happening like this again
Feels bad man
This was the most fun I've had in a while
>>70702767
>“This caused an incalculable waste of time and services and arguably (affected) the efficacy of local law-enforcement’s reaction times to other serious calls for service around the city,” Deputy Prosecuting Attorney Stephen Herschkowitz wrote.
Perhaps you shouldn't have had a fucking helicopter fly for a camera shot, land, refuel, and go back up to get more video.
Perhaps you shouldn't have had a fucking fire truck poking him with a ladder.
Or tons of fucking cops sitting on their asses looking at him.
Or 24/7 live news coverage of a man who climbed a tree.
You could have...wait...wait for it...
Oh shit.
Ignored the man in the tree!
Holy fuck I think I'm on to something!
>>70702767
>bout $8,000 in damage was done to the tree
Literally how.
>Herschkowitz
>>70703200
>>70703200
Not bad
>>70703116
they simply buy new branches to place in the tree
>>70702859
As much as that post makes sense, having to deal with mental health people is a fucking nightmare.
Most hospital staff hate dealing with them if they come in the ER. They just shuffle them off to their behavioral health building and hope they leave the main hospital alone.
Mental health is an issue, but find people to want to help them is a bigger issue. I guarantee the turnover for qualified mental health workers is insane.
>>70703200
checked
>>70703116
The treetop was grafted by a specialist. They will need to do it again because of Schizo's tempertantrum.
>>70703200
Fucking checked
>>70702767
>assault
What. The. Fuck.
>>70703040
Seattle was awesome back in the 90s. Everyone was okay with it being kinda shitty, but it was out rainy shitty city. Lots of good dock work and aerospace manufactoring in ballard.
Loved it.
Moved out in 2005 and never coming back. The internet ruined Seattle.
tim murphy is a fucking dipshit, he is from my area.
>>70703248
>>70703116
>>70703023
If you actually read the article, you'd see that tree is an endangered species and he ripped several branches off during his decent.
>>70703200
Based treeking gave me dubs.
Treeking even trends higher than terror attacks.
How can ISIS even compete?
>>70703023
>>70703116
>>70703248
trees can be expensive, even more if it's a valuable breed and if repairs require an expert with specialized knowledge.
>>70702767
TREE KING, NOOOOOOOO!
>>70703398
throwing apples at cops
>About $8,000 in damage was done to the tree
How do you calculate damage to a tree?
>>70703200
>>70703507
Kek Approves
>>70703507
>>70702859
is he implying that he is somehow crazy?
cause of his hair?
or his beard?
cause of climbing in the tree??
maybe he just wanted to climb in a tree, and then people started bugging him. He lived every kids dream.
>select all images with trees
>>70703200
checkt
>>70703625
Probably wasn't that much, but will give this guy a huge fine so the next crazy asshole doesn't climb up a fucking tree for 24 hours.
TREE LIVES MATTER
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/weekend-update-segment---cinder-calhoun/n11176
(I'd post the video but this is 1/2 chan)
>>70703531
>repairs
I've only grown huge 15 pound weed plants before, but I don't think you can repair things that have bark, only when it is in the fleshy stage
>>70702767
>8,000$ damage done to tree
If this doesn't show you how bullshit government and the legal system is I don't know what will.
>>70703411
At least we aren't Portland. Yet.
Fucking Calishits rabble rabble
>>70703661
I think he ran up the tree because his girlfriend dumped him
>also select all images with trees
>>70703628
>>70703200
The absolute least amount of man-power you could waste on this happening is like 1 cop, his patrol car, and even then the cop could just bring along a pile of paper work and do it from inside the car. When he gets tired just call in a replacement.
Has treeking hit the pavement yet? No? Back to the paperwork, look up again in 5 minutes.
>B-but just look at the helicopter!
>Just look at the repurposed and painted military hardware we bought with what could've been food stamps!
>We can't have it all just sitting in some armory somewhere gathering dust, WE *HAVE* TO USE IT!
Gimme a fucking break.
>>70703411
Fraser ruined Seattle
>Herschkowitz
>>70703831
>>70703466
>implying money can fix that
Faggot
>>70703661
This
>>70703705
There's nothing fucking wrong with climbing a tree dumbass. With breaking the branches yes there's a problem but he probably didn't break them til people started harrassing him. Not that that justifies breaking the branches but fuck, just leave the guy alone in the tree.
>>70702767
>he'll be ordered to have no contact with the tree.
>>70703921
>>70703774
tree lives matter you racist biggot white male.
>>70703836
>The absolute least amount of man-power you could waste on this happening is nothing at all and ignore the guy
Fix'd
>no punished king edits
seriously, guys? do you want me to get on board with this meme or not?
Can we set up a fundraiser for this man? He deserves something for keeping us amused for 26 hours and providing an influx of tree memes on /pol/.
>>70703965
>>70703661
>maybe he just wanted to climb in a tree, and then people started bugging him. He lived every kids dream.
Hmmmm.
Get a dozen kids to climb trees in protest of treekings' treatment?
>>70702767
>$8,000 in damage was done to the tree
wut
>8k in damages to a tree
>>70703965
wew lad
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>>70702767
What a faggot lol
https://soundcloud.com/couchtruthing/emperor-trump
>>70704064
FUCKING THIS
Let's actually start this. MAKE IT FUCKING HAPPEN
LORD KEK WILLS IT
>>70702912
>>70702767
Have you ever fucked a tree so hard it had to get a restraining order?
>>70704008
"Man falls to death from tree while police do nothing."
>>70702855
This, why the fuck did they make a big deal about it
also fpbp
>>70704182
That would be his own fucking problem then, wouldn't it, leaf?
>>70703200
we should all protest thing by climbing different trees in the city.
Demand they let our tree king go and stop wasting resources on the treefolk and other harmless minority groups.
>>70704258
If I lived in Seattle and other people would do this I would take part.
>tfw I climbed a tree and hung out in it a few days ago
>tfw I climb trees all the time
I wonder if dronebro ever got fucked in the ass for this. Pretty sure Hillary was in town when he launched.
>>70704337
Drone bro disappointed by not airdropping him some ciggies
>>70703628
damn i could go for a cig right now
>>70703200
probably would have been more likely to come down if they just sent a bro cop to watch him all night..
>>70704064
>>70704151
Can we make it happen? #ClimbForTreeKing on twitter, lets make SJW's fall to their deaths while attempting this.
>>70703831
>2010+6
>not mind melding with the internet
>>70703452
Any background/insight/stories to share? All of pol was watching this for the 20+ hours it was streamed
>>70703023
Trees don't always just fucking grow. Particularly old or large examples need care from qualified arborists to make sure they don't fuck up and die or fall over.
>>70703578
That perfect tree censorship
Scary legal precedent. I guess our right to exist in a public space ends about 20 ft from the ground.
>>70703808
Yeah you are right. Portland is fucking terrible. I am so comfy out near hood canal on the Oly Pen. I dont even care if Seattle becomes Portland 2.0.
>land of the free
>not allowed to climb a tree
Wtf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEap8cVh7EQ
>i was here for treeking
>>70703578
Droppin logs and he didn't even cut down the tree.
>>70702767
;_;7
>>70702767
>about $8000 in damage to a tree
>about
>someone had to estimate the monetary value of damage done to a tree
>>70704956
>>70702767
Currently making a /pol/ go fund me for tree king bail. Lets make our mark guys. show that treating the mentally ill like that is fucked up. Long live Tree king, leader of Ents.
>>70704183
Because if he fell out of the tree and died it would be on them.
>>70703200
>Implying this isn't how government functions
Seriously, if they didn't waste $8K on him, it probably would have gone to some fund to help put genderfluid Mexican teens through college or some bullshit of the like.
>>70705316
fucking how?
"oh some brave man fell out of a tree, whoops. guess we blame the cops now."
>8k tree
>50k bail
Remind me to never go to Seattle
>>70703836
KURGAN!!!
>>70702767
This is why we need Trump.
If we would have just let this mentally ill man live in the tree, he would have died and literally affect no one, no waste of tax money, no waste of resources, no waste of court time. Fuck just let natural selection play out for once.
>>70705409
unfortunately thats how it works in america (and canada) everyone is responsible for dumb people except the dumb people because everyone wants a reason to sue and retire early
>>70705038
Dendrology is a real job. I wonder if the city has their own experts, or if they had to fly somebody in .
LOL! Seattle is so goddamned stupid.
Would they have reacted the same if it was a cat?
Your tax dollars at work. Soak the stupid
>>70702767
go fund me DOT com SLASH bxyb4uxg
fugging spam.
BOOM. i Didn't mention /pol/. i know my rules
>>70705674
well ain't that some shit.
is there no part of the world that isn't fucking retarded?
the words 'the punishment does not fit the crime' come to mind. there are kids that riot and do millions of dollars worth of damage to cities that probably don't get the same treatment.
>>70705744
To put in perspective how stupid Seattle is, they're more stupid than this Russian soldier:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_Nr31Lv6H8
>>70705779
Spread this faggots. This niggah needs help. Im gunna contact his mom and ask if i can get photos of him as a child and link account to her. This is really fucked up a guy is arrested because he has a mental illness.
>>70702767
Is /pol/ arguing for public mental institution?
>>70702767
Treeking looks pretty natty /fit/
>>70704182
>Man falls from tree and dies
End of story.
>from seattle and think this guys a nut job
>>70705783
>is there no part of the world that isn't fucking retarded?
I've heard Iceland is pretty much hand-holding free.
No guard rails or warning stickers on everything.
Apparently there is a beach or some such that regularly washes away tourists into the shark infested waters. One small sign is posted that says "Rogue Waves".
Sounds like they actually believe in personal responsibility, but this is all shit I've read on /pol/ so who knows.
>>70706103
>go to iceland
>have a dating app that lets you see if you're related to the grill you're about to bone
good times
>>70706103
well god damn. already got family on iceland, guess it's time to follow them. this country's fucked anyway. fucking leftists. just gotta survive until spess.
Tree King was the best happening in a while, I just wished drone bro would have delivered him some cigs or at least nailing a cop with a branch would have been good enough
>>70706323
He should of dropped him a daki pillow
>>70702767
>he is ordered to have no contact with the tree.
WHY
>>70703636
>>70702767
>he is ordered to have no contact with the tree.
>>70706232
>somewhere in iceland, someone used that app and found out they are related, but decide to bone anyways.
good times
>>70706031
His routine:
Climbing trees, taking what nature gives
>>70704258
Free bleed for tree king
Piss pants for tree king
HEAVY MACHINE GUN
>>70702855
>Herschkowitz
Everytime
>>70704064
>>70704151
>>70704593
We have to get a bunch of people to climb the same exact tree though and stay there until they release the Tree King.
Call them his Tree Knights.
>>70702912
He had a major woody for it
>>70706011
You're not taking my shekels, schlomo
>>70707159
fuck off reddit
>>70705922
I want that guy's life.
>>70702767
>restraining order from a tree.
Hm...what if he violates it?
>>70707749
Death. It's the only sensible option.
>>70703341
I work in mental health for 5 years now and I agree with you. Just because you can't see the sickness it is still there ive Seen some shit man. I recently took out an insurance in case I am no longer able to work because of mental issues.
>>70704625
I'm Seattle bro from the original threads. It was pretty fun posting pics and giving live updates unfortunately my phone doesn't take the best pictures. Glad I could do my duty though and thanks to all the anons that gave me support during the 8 hours or so I was down there
>>70702767
>bail set at $50,000
that's the same amount that illegal alien that killed a woman while driving drunk last month got
sitting in a tree now has the same bail as killing someone
neat.
>>70704182
The police in NY literally watched a guy fighting for his life from a serial murderer, waited until he subdued the criminal to arrest the guy, and got awarded for their heroism
I'm sure a moron falling from a tree would cause zero problems for them
>>70708514
In guessing the "assault" on offices played a part.
>>70708611
da cops couldnt jump in because the door wouldnt open
>>70702767
>Herschkowitz
>>70708611
sauce?
>>70708514
He deserves worse than what he got. Climb a tree and waste tax payer dollars? Fuck him. You can't do whatever you want whenever you want just because you're a white man.
>>70702855
He was damaging the tree which has a historical significance. He was literally destroying history
>>70708777
http://nypost.com/2013/01/27/city-says-cops-had-no-duty-to-protect-subway-hero-who-subdued-killer/
Look at those fat fucking pigs with their guts hanging over their belts. Look like they couldn't even run 20 feet without getting winded.
They look like very professional law enforcement agents, don't they? I'm sure they are well versed in civil law and would never infringe on anyone's rights.
>>70708723
>throwing twigs at police is assault
America
>>70708815
(you)
>>70703931
He didn't even imply money could fix it retard. You just said that. Learn what the word implying means you meme spouting sperg and then kill yourself.
>>70709026
Do you like the doggo?
