have nu males ruined the beard?
>>70701366
What the hell is a nu male anyway?
>>70701366
The duck dynasty dudes pull it off alright.
You have to be authentically manly to pull one off. You can't do it just to be a hipster faggot or because you don't feel like shaving.
>>70701474
google it.
>>70701474
>>70701474
some guy they don't like
>>70701366
Yes. We now perceive the left side as more masculine than the right side.
Beards are primitive. Unless you're homeless there's no excuse not to shave on a regular basis.
>>70701548
>mfw you realize some of these junkheaps are well into their 30s
Just accept you are gay, don't force a poor woman into part of your lie.
>>70701366
yes, solely for that reason i now keep my chin smooth.
>>70701585
Why would you want to be clean shaven tho?
Hi I'm Will Grello
i have a beard. don't let other people dictate how you look, because that would make you a nu male too. there is no escape. saying nu male also makes you a faggot, but especially shaving because you're insecure with your outward perception. holy shit grow a dick
>>70701564
Holy shit, you're right.
The last thing you want during a CBRN attack is a beard.
>>70701548
Now post the weird and uncanny 'modern man' image.
X>>70701548
Mfw I pretty much look like a nu-male and the nicest guy you'll ever meet, but I'm actually a twisted fucking psychopath
>>70702444
All nu-males are twisted inside.
>>70701366
Yes. Shave your fucking face.
If you're a man and give a shit what other people think you're not a man.
>>70702444
Kek
>>70701366
You can still have a beard, just don't have that sad passive look in your eyes or wear problem glasses or flannel. Also you should probably get a style that requires regular trimming or looks orderly, a lot of the nu-males go for the really thick or overgrown ones.
I know what a nu-male is, but wtf does nu mean?
>>70701837
Not being ugly helps
>>70702444
fuck off lahey you drunk bastard
>>70701548
I'm balding and mustaches but a racist fuck and I don't m pe what a patreon is
Still works for some people.
>>70701553
found the nu-male
>>70705589
weak, cuck, beta, low-test, faggot, race traitor, so on and so forth. The evolution of hipster, but like 3 or 4 times as bad. Maybe even 5.
i have posted on 4chan for 7 years and this is the worst meme yet
No muslims did
>>70705589
Sound it out. fuckwit.
>>70701366
Guys in their 20s generally suck at having facial hair. There are plenty of young guys in Australia who grow mustaches, and it looks fucking awful on them.
>>70706164
I find a good rule of thumb is
Mustache at 30, Beard at 40
>>70706769
I don't think mustaches look good on people under 50.
>>70701366
No world war 1 did that
>Nu-male
Says the omega
>>70701548
>only 2-3 criteria
dafuq
>>70701366
Yes but I'm keeping my short beard and waiting it out, fags will find something else soon.
>>70707224
>>70706769
Mustaches never look good. You either get a pornstache or a pedostache.
>>70702444
Cruz?
>>70705939
I don't get it. New-male?
>>70701548
>tfw hate shaving and haven't reached a point in my career where I have to look exceptionally presentable
>tfw have to shave anyway because I don't want to look like a nu-male
>>70701585
There actually is an excuse. It's because I'm a god damned American man and I can do what the fuck ever I want.
>>70705536
Nothing wrong with flannel, just don't wear it like a fag
Also, plaid pattern =! flannel
>>70701366
I never saw the beard as much more than a utilitarian thing. It's only useful if you are out in the cold a lot.
As far as fashion goes, it's rather shit, and I stick to shaving. I don't need facial hair to remind me that I'm a man.
>>70707726
>I never saw the beard as much more than a utilitarian thing. It's only useful if you are out in the cold a lot.
bullshit. Moisture from your breath gathers on your beard and turns to ice, which leads to your mouth getting cold as fuck and your beard being frozen.
t. a fucking leaf
I wish I could just not grow facial hair. I hate shaving and start to just get lazy with it if I go a week or two without shaving. It always makes my skin breakout too. It's just dirty and uncomfortable.
They haven't ruined sideburns yet, have they? I want to continue to look like a hotblooded anime man for as long as possible.
>>70707495
Whats wrong with a good old fashioned porn stache anon-desu?
>>70708183
Canada rocked the porn stache during the cold war
>>70707932
I rather like it, but I loathed it back when I used Gillette or Schick.
Bics are the only disposable I'll use. Other than that, I stick with the DE razor. Use a synthetic brush, and a mug with a puck of Col. Conks Almond soap in it. Really relaxing to do in the shower, with all that hot steam coming up.
Then, once I'm out of the shower, I use a drop of Burt's Bees Aftershave. Feels great.
>>70701366
Yes. They use it to overcompensate the fact they are total feminist cucks. Its no longer a man thing to wear. Deosnt effect me, always been a sideburns guy anywY
>group i don't like likes something
>i can no longer like it
Feels good not being a complete fucking beta
>>70701837
scientific study proved beards make most women uncomfortable
>>70702108
this, you can't form a proper seal on your gas mask
>>70705536
Absolutely this.
A crisp shirt and a tailored suit with a razor sharp beard, none of this faggy mangy hipster bullshit.
>>70701837
Keeps my face from breaking out, feels great to shave, and the wife prefers a smooth face.
all we have to do to remove kebab is use gas, those faggots don't shave
Tandy?
>>70701366
a beard is a poor mans moustache
unfortunately nu males have ruined this too
>>70705771
FIVE?!
I dunno man, that's a lot of multiplication.
>>70708680
tom is one of the only good ones out there
niggers all have moustaches, it's fucking weird cause it's not a full stache, they do the thin lip nigger stache
>>70708272
That is the most uncomfortable autist looking soldier I've ever seen
>>70708363
No one cares turbo autist
What are a good non cuck pair of glasses?
My vision is literal crap, I can keep my hair short, I can dress nice, I can be fit, but I need glasses. I don't want to look like a nu male.
>>70701366
reminder that all trump supporters are numales
>>70701548
glasses=beta?
at last i truly see
>>70709156
reminder that you will need bigger bait
>>70709213
>numale trumptard getting mad for getting called out
maybe if you didn't waste your allowance on those shitty chinese hats you could afford a razor and some contacts
>>70709132
why not save for eye surgery, I had it done in the military. Best decision of my life, use to wear contacts.
so either contacts, or PRK, or LASIK
>>70709322
You expect to bait me with this post?
Honestly im offended, I'll be telling my support group about this for sure.
>>70707495
I disagree. My dad usually just has a full beard, but when he cleans up and shaves he wears his like pic related but slightly more groomed and it fits him well.
Of course he also has the right age and clothing style to pull it off.
>>70701366
No.
>>70709607
>trumptard numales admit and accept their numale status
>have formed actual numale "support" groups to discuss issues affecting the trumptard numale community
be sure to only bring gluten-free foods to the meetings - you know how much you and your fellow numales hate gluten!
>>70701366
>>70701548
Nu males and hipsters grow beards to hide their weak jawlines and chins.
>>70709211
get lasik
>>70709951
You got me man, I'm really just a lost soul looking for the love my parents never gave me : (((
Upvote this comment so that all the other Trump supporters can see where I went wrong in life and LEARN from my example!!
>>70710221
I'm fine with my glasses. I just avoid the "triggered" kinds.
>>70710403
here is your (gluten-free) upboat!
So does /pol/ go clean shaven then?
I trim my neck and groom my beard every few days, but using a razor everyday is too much trouble. Not to mention the cost of razor blades.
>>70701366
Not here in Australia. Working class men still rock the beard on mass so its still manly.
>>70710525
Thanks friend!!
Together we can END the TYRANNY of so-called WHITENESS!!!!
>>70710506
Those are old lady glasses, you pervert.
>>70710573
>on mass
It's a doggy dog world.
>>70710528
I shave every Friday
Gives enough time for stubble to grow out and look good during the week when I'm at Uni then once It starts getting longer later in the week I get rid of it to start again
I could just trim It to stubble length and maintain It but I like the first three days after you shave
>>70701585
Ugh its nhl playoff season senpai.
>2016
>shaving
yes. beards are for hipsters and losers.
>>70701548
>have sight problems and look shit without a beard
>tough luck kid, you're a liberal now
Never noticed it works like that
>>70710726
fuck off cunt dont you (you) me
>>70701837
To show off my attractive face and my jawline.
Beards are used by ugly guys to make themselves look like "a man"
>>70710779
>sight problems
Contact senses
Laser surgery
>look shit without a beard
Such a thing doesn't exist.
>>70701548
trust me nu-males don't stop acting like nu-males when they hit 30
>>70701939
>>70710853
Yes nigger, because I want to put shit directly on my eye and have thousands of euros laying around. Also how the fuck can you claim beard makes me personally prettier or uglier
>>70701548
>mfw I got LASIK a month ago
Now I just gotta start lifting
>>70711138
How can you claim a beard makes you more attractive? That's like saying shaving half of your head makes you more attractive and you'd look like shit without it.
Want a tattoo and piercings on your face with that, you know, to make you better looking?
>>70701548
If you post on 4ch and are less than 30, you are most likely a 'nu male'
>>70711565
>this image describes me perfectly and that triggers me
lol what a gay
>>70711659
>4ch
You misspelled Reddit, gramps.
>>70711565
reddit the post
>>70711565
what the fuck does that 3rd sentence even mean?
proofread dipshit
>>70711659
>posting on 4chan past 30
LOL, I just feel bad for you. Get a life loser
>>70702444
That pretty much sounds like a nu male's myspace.
>>70711904
It makes perfect sense.
You rern speak Engrish good or no dog soup for you fag.
>>70711691
I have a beard and am 24. I don't use any social media and don't go to any events etc. I just don't see how you can look at an image and not see how it is manipulating your emotions to look a certain way.
>>70711807
Can you elaborate?
>>70711904
It has follow on from the previous sentence.
>couldn't [grow a beard] influence you.
>>70712247
you're a faggot hipster.
get used to it
>>70701366
>>70711956
I'm 20 and a 'nu male' in these sense that I have a beard and prematurely balding (JUST)
>>70712517
nigga you gay (looking)
Islam commands me to wear beard. You fags will perish soon enough. ALLAHU AKBAR!
>>70710726
An American telling off an Australian over incorrect spelling of a French word.
What a time to be alive
>>70701939
MURDER ME
>>70708439
Well fuck them. I won't give them the satisfaction.
It's all about your facial structure. A weak jaw will give you a shit faggot-looking beard but a strong one will give you a good looking beard. Simple as that.
A bas eyeseight isn't something you chose to have so, put lenses if glasses makes you look like a faggot, or only wear them to read or something.
Balding and keeping long hair is disgusting and retarded, completely shave or put a Jason Statham.
Muslims have more ruined the beard than faggots imo
>>70708439
I'm gonna need source on that. It's completly opposed to my personal experience.
Time to lay the cards on the table
ps. I shaved two days ago.
All this self loathing masculinity.
I bet you're the kinda betas who love circumcision too right? How dare your male body have male phenotypes
>>70712247
This
There is nothing wrong with having a beard and wearing glasses
I wear glasses and have a beard and I guarntee I hate women, shitskins and fags more than anyone on this board and unlike the dickless fucks on this site I make sure everyone I know in real life knows my opinions on the three
>>70701366
How do I stop balding?
>>70702444
LEAF
>>70710805
Guilty
I can't help being ugly
>>70714894
>age
>kinda balding
only 2, alright i guess
If your ass is more shaved than yr face, you're probably a nu male.
>>70701366
have transgenders ruined the penis? ... well actually yes in some cases, but you get my point.
Beards and heights and all around lumberjackness... You are winning!
If you keep this up ill let you stroke it while I sit there
Haha stroke "it" Your beard or... ??
>2016
>not tindering with a beard
>>70702444
Numales and beards are like women and pants. You know they're not legitimate. But I still away pants... So I guess women didn't ruin pants.
Real men with real beards can no more be mistaken for numales with beards than men wearing pants can be mistaken for women wearing pants.
>>70717168
I love these pictures
It's incredible how different people look based on hair changes.
Eyebrows make most difference of all. I wouldn't have even recognized Forte in that pic if it were just the left side.
Women without eyebrows usually look like hideous monsters.
>>70716199
>I also know that I'm not a bitch or a horrible person
Top kek.
>>70702278
>>70701366
>nu male
>posts pic of a guy with more wrinkles than ghandi's present day ballsack.
cool cool
>>70701366
Well, people don't constantly ask me to shave anymore, so that's a positive.
I'm not lazy and a pig, I'm hip!
>>70717318
>someone made this entirely unironically
>>70716956
>bald
It's retarded since 25% of men start balding before 30
Though they make it look bad by not shaving that shit off
>>70701366
Yes, they have. I'm 30, my family is full of high testosterone, very fit, very successful men with full beards. I'm 6'3, broad shoulders, proud of my strength, and have had a beard since I was about 15 or 16. Yet now that beta-hipster faggots have taken it over, people think I'm part of that movement. It's absolute fucking bullshit. I've had a beard for literally half of my life because it's basically a proud family tradition, yet all these weak, tiny, low-test faggots have ruined it.
