Heads up guys, it's actually happening.
>Yellowstone volcano showing more shallow eruptions then ever before in history
>area around it is slowly expanding
>animals reported fleeing the area
Two to three days, tops.
yeah it'll definitely happen this time
>>70698505
Sauce?
Source
>Australia flag
>>70698505
>Implying you aren't full of trust.
Stop shidd posting and post proof
>>70698602
Tanks in 30 minutes, but, for real this time.
>>70698505
This is what happens when you cheat Trump out of his divine purpose.
>>70698505
I welcome a world change tbqh
>>70698505
I want to believe, but that flag tells me to call shenanigans.
>>70698505
feels good that I'm on the other side of the Appalachian Mountains, negating most of the effects of the volcano except for some ash
>>70698505
Blow me the fuck out.
>>70698505
>>70698505
No guys, I'm super serious. Ayers Rock is a spaceship and it's about to fire into Uranus. On my phone so hope my spelling is fair dinkum mate. Ooops, just ran over an abo sleeping in the road, hope me mate's car is ok.
>>70698505
sure aussie fag, if it doesnt happen you post you killing yourself on 4chan.org/pol
https://soundcloud.com/couchtruthing/emperor-trump
>>70698860
good post ngl!
>>70698505
it's true my dad works for yellowstone and he is over there and he said there already been 3 eruptions this morning and then he said its like mt. fuji all over again.
rip claps
>>70698505
Every fucking year
No it's not happening
>caldera has a recurrence period of ~200ka
>last eruption 70ka
Begone dingus
Not a single Earthquake near the Yellowstone Caldera in 14 hours.
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/index2.php
Last activity: March 30 2016 01:51 PM
You could have gone with Island Park Caldera. It was at least active an hour ago and has the same VEI as Yellowstone.
>>70698980
Every fucking week on this board the armchair geologists "erupt" from /pol/.
It's so pathetic how completely ignorant people here are in their understanding of Yellowstone and volcanology in genera.
Educate yourselves amerifats:
https://volcanoes.usgs.gov/volcanoes/yellowstone/faqs_facts.html
Activity for the last 6 days.
https://youtu.be/OS4LKvAoAtA?t=44m29s
https://youtu.be/OS4LKvAoAtA?t=44m29s
http://beforeitsnews.com/alternative/2016/04/alert-yellowstone-about-to-blow-3333596.html
http://beforeitsnews.com/alternative/2016/04/alert-yellowstone-about-to-blow-3333596.html
We need a Final Solution to the Yellowstone Question.
>>70699091
believing a .gov site, haha stupid goy
>>70699180
Build Wall
>>70699187
>Is there any evidence that Yellowstone will erupt soon?
>No. Yellowstone is behaving as it has for the past 140 years. And geological evidence indicates that similar or higher rates of earthquakes, ground uplift and steam explosions were experienced at Yellowstone over much of the past ~10,000 years. Odds are very high that Yellowstone will be eruption- free for the coming centuries.
Get the fuck out nigger. Because a fucking LEAF knows more about Yellowstone than the geologists that actively monitor and observe it.
>>70698505
http://uk.businessinsider.com/images-of-villarrica-volcano-erupting-in-chile-2015-3
A volcano in Chile. You got my hopes up.
>mfw going on family vacation to jellystone this summer
https://youtu.be/OS4LKvAoAtA?t=44m29s
https://youtu.be/OS4LKvAoAtA?t=44m29s
http://beforeitsnews.com/alternative/2016/04/alert-yellowstone-about-to-blow-3333596.html
http://beforeitsnews.com/alternative/2016/04/alert-yellowstone-about-to-blow-3333596.html
>>70698505
May Allah destroy those who deserve to be destroyed.
>>70699451
Pigs be upon you and your pal moo-mad
It's all good I have I have a old missle cilo I bought from a farmer
>>70698505
too bad its not closer to toronto
>>70698505
Let's fucking hope so. The degeneracy is getting to unsustainable levels. God needs to end us before we end humanity itself. Most of us need to die, with only little pockets of remnants left.
>>70698505
You aren't fooling me
http://beforeitsnews.com/alternative/2016/04/alert-yellowstone-about-to-blow-3333596.html
http://beforeitsnews.com/alternative/2016/04/alert-yellowstone-about-to-blow-3333596.html
http://beforeitsnews.com/alternative/2016/04/alert-yellowstone-about-to-blow-3333596.html
>>70698505
>A defaced Blue Ensign: a blue field with the Union Jack in the canton (upper hoist quarter), and a large white seven-pointed star known as the Commonwealth Star in the lower hoist quarter. The fly contains a representation of the Southern Cross constellation, made up of five white stars – one small five-pointed star and four, larger, seven-pointed stars.
Fuck off shitposter
>>70699339
>Geologists knowing
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
When is the last time they accurately predicted anything? They may as well throw sticks into the air and read the results.
>>70698505
KEEP ME POSTED
What would you do with two or three days left to live /pol/?
>>70698866
That last part is pretty accurate actually.
>>70698505
Not yet, Australia. You fags just want an easy shortcut to becoming the #1 English speaking nation. Too bad. All of your women still crave burgers.
>>70700214
Dark Souls 3. That's all.
>>70700214
Find her.
>>70700214
Watch reruns of Better Call Saul and put up a Craigslist ad looking for sex with a woman willing to dress up like Kelly Kapowski from Saved By the Bell.
>most generic overused shitpost on this board
>Australia
>>70700350
.. and rape her. You know whom.
>>70699424
I was there a couple of summers ago and i didn't die to the volcano. You'll be fine.
>>70700214
Same thing I do everyday.
Shitpost and wank.
Please God let the Australian be right this time. Our nation needs to burn to the ground.
>>70700655
china already did that, with making a new world bank, with 65000 dollar an ounce for gold on there yuan.
>>70700413
noice
>>70700655
Not gonna happen.
We will not live to see a Krakatoa-scale event in our lifetimes. Especially not at Yellowstone or Island Park.
Better chance of Latvia invading Estonia.
this is all bullshit, my brother works as a park ranger at yellowstone and my mom talks to him almost daily. pretty sure we'd have heard something.
>>70698505
When will the yellowstone meme die already? Not that wiping out shitholes like Salt Lake City and Denver is a bad thing now.
>>70699113
It looks like the raid markers for Mythic Archimonde
>>70701896
>It looks like the raid markers for Mythic Archimonde
Kek, did you actually went this far in WoW? I have never been part of a guild that could go higher than the last boss of a heroic raid.
>>70699537
>kimmo alm
Holy fuck I remember that
Whenever it blows, expect the largest death toll be in Africa, due to everyone stopping their food drops there.
>>70703548
Yep. Pretty sure anontalk is dead man
>>70701896
>http://beforeitsnews.com/alternative/2016/04/alert-yellowstone-about-to-blow-3333596.html
underrated post
>>70701013
YA well my uncle works in the volcano and her says everyone there is flipping out!
>>70698505
bye bye america
