Conservashits, you know its true.
>>70696670
Reminder that behind every Aussie shitpost is a depressed Australian crying for help.
Do your part and help a bogan out.
Tell him he's funny, tell him he's smart, tell him vegemite is a real food.
Australians are an important part of /pol/ ecology. Without them, the bottom-feeding Canadians will overpopulate the board and shit all over the place.
Reminder that that isn't how being rich works lmao
>>70696670
>zero-sum game approach
>marxism book moves
oh please
SOME
FUCKING
Its like playing baseball and other team start with 90 runs, you prolly lose, cuz lazy.
>>70696797
What do you disagree with?
STARS
>>70696670
>eat the rich
No thanks. I'm not a cannibal.
The fuck is whitechapel?
IT'S BALTIC YOU COMMIE
>>70696670
>"THEY DIDNT WORK FOR THEIR SUCCESS (citation needed) SO WHY SHOULD I HAVE TO?"
>>70696670
Life isn't a zero sum game.
>>70696670
The glory of white societies has been that you don't have to be a Rothschild to live better than a dog. The society your post describes is anywhere in the Third World. Socialists misrepresent this in order to end the middle class and universalize the third world style system.
good point. Yes, you're correct op.
>>70696670
The only way you'd lose immediately is if you gave up. So yeah, you must be lazy.
Derailment time, faggot
>>70696670
>someone reads this.
>It is now 75% of what they "know" about economics.
>The other 25% is made up of sitcom jokes that touched on the subject, and two things they learned from Jon Steward.
>They vote.
>They have four children.
Good post m8
>>70697067
roll'n n shit
>>70696670
This is why I'm a NEET. Conservashits deserve to pay for me.
>>70697084
Still better and more knowledgable than retarded free marketers like you.
>>70697084
>Jon Steward
>being this retarded
>>70696875
Annoying isn't it?
What is funny is their time is almost up, almost.
London belongs to Russian, Chinks, and Arabs. Oh and Tony War criminal Blair.
They think they are safe, but they dont know what is going to happen.
Investors buying up London are about to get a big fucking shock when we simply refuse to acknowledge their own the property.
What are they going to do, call the Police? hahah the Police will be on our side so good luck with that one.
99% of Brits are in debt, working like slaves, the young will never ever hope to own a home, they will have to rent at stupid rates and have no security.
Brexit will start the ball rolling, once out of the EU we will take back this fucking Island
>>70696670
And how did that player get 95% of everything? Could it be their ancestors were better? In warfare science negotiation and custruction? And in preserving the legacy?
>>70696670
>one player is given all the property
>given
Actually they probably worked for it, maybe you would get more out of life if you stopped being a lazy nigger.
>>70696871
You don't live in a zero-sum game. Others owning a lot doesn't mean you can't own a lot.
>>70696892
THIS
>>70697256
War of the Roses.
>>70697256
Don't be surprised when all the other players rise up, rebel, kill the 1 player and split the profits.
in real life you don't need to throw a dice and move where it says to.
>>70697328
The monetary system is finite you fucking moron.
>>70697357
>split the profits
that'll be the fucking day, greedy uncivil animals who hate others for being successful will eat each other alive.
>>70697494
>>70696670
>go to jail
>free food
>free house
>these rich faggots have to pay for me
Joke's on you, I won the game.
>>70697067
Rawlin'
>>70697388
RARE
A
R
E
>whitechapel road
what is that bull shit version of monopoly
>>70696957
>everyone should be equally poor
>and let me plato that shit up as god emperor
>I am stalin
yup. its the jew modus operandi.
>no more need for good goys
>all goys will shill out of fear and basic survival
>jews simultaneously campaigning for #freethemoney #eattherich while being bankers and lawyers who support the system
>end the middle class and the marxist revolution cannot happen due to extreme stratification.
>please ignore the man behind the curtain
>>70697357
You forget the game isn't over until there is one player left
>>70697395
It's actually not, that's the whole point of fiat currency.
>>70696670
>you can only be successful by buying real estate
Lol sage. Good investment, sure. But everyone and their mother thinks if they have 2 houses and rent one out they'll become rich.
>>70696670
>don't work
>expect to succeed
this game is just like real life
>>70696670
But everyone starts off with the same amount of money
>>70697395
>leaf education
The money system is NOT finite, for one thing. Even if it were finite, if productivity increases your dollar goes further and buys more goods, ergo you can live more richly/accumulate wealth.
Should have paid more attention in school, voted less for
>weed man
>>70697067
gnillor
>>70697791
Not in the game of life.
>>70697646
norway is probably as common as canadians
>COMMON
>O
>M
>M
>O
>N
>>70697726
>>70697796
>thinks an infinite amount of money is printed per year
You can't make up this level of mental retardation.
>>70696670
Why would I play monopoly with those rules? I'm going to go paint instead.
>>70697836
But we're talking about Monopoly
>>70696670
>one player gets everything and 95% of the bank
i wonder who
>>70696892
>triggered by WHITEchapel
>fucking leaf
Nothing to see here
>>70697067
>>70697144
>>70697607
>>70697798
Stop rolling you fucking retards. The point of this "derailment" is to keep OP on the first page.
This has literally been happening for months. How have none of you learned?
>>70697876
most money isnt even physical
>>70696670
>every market is a monopoly amirite?
Gulag yourself.
>>70697796
Obviously there is infinite money. They used to store it all in one spot, but then it collapsed into a black hole.
>>70696670
>not knowing end game monopoly gets the same point across
no friends detected
>>70697941
It's finite.
I hate to have to educate you, but the government doesn't print (create) an infinite amount of money per year.
Do you even know what infinite means?
>>70697244
Butthurt lefty detected
>>70697768
this.
when middle class people brag about "owning 10 houses" they've heavily leveraged 99% of the time. some people inherit money and have rich families. most people with two houses even have two mortgages. the idea is that property values will never drop. so leverage everything you have and dont have and double, tripple, quads up on assets youve already used as collateral to get maximum borrowing power from multiple banks and just pay minimum repayments with the rent money. eventually it'll just keep blowing out in value and the boom can never end!
>>70698133
Uncircumcised Canadian detected.
>>70696783
I really love Americans. I would die for the US before my own country. Wish we could get a long better, you guys are really cool.
>>70698032
Add as many zeros to your bank balance as you like, leafcuck--- it's not as if the vast majority of transactions are paper exchanges these day anyway. For practical purposes, you can add as many zeros as you like (although obviously this would be poor monetary policy).
>>70697922
>he doesn't know about sage
>>70698135
literally arguing semantics
>>70697395
>I can't comprehend the idea of wealth creation despite it being around as a well explained phenomena for around 300 years
>>70696670
There has never been a society without inequality. Everything is dictated by the decisions you make. If you're in poverty you can get an high school education and move from there. I don't see anyone describing a better system to address this. United States has the most fair societal structure possible.
>>70697876
a finite game means that it is a closed system with an end condition. finance is not zero sum or delimited by a goal. the ride never ends. if you can add a single dollar to the economy then the game is infinite.
>>70698253
>he assumes everyone who falls for this shit sages
>>70696670
>>70697588
>>70696670
Absolutely. Just think of all those millionaire Chinks who came to open Chinese restaurants and laundromats. Those kids you see doing their fucking homework in those same Chinese restaurants own punk ass bitches like you right now. One generation you piece of shit. Fucking hate you commie faggots.
>>70698135
Government creates new money every year, so it's not finite, it's, like, the definition of "finite"
A reminder that 80% of millionaires are first generation millionaires, but you could be like OP and just cry about your circumstances and never do anything with your life.
>>70697067
I am the niggest
>>70698381
Except that it is zero sum. You faggots are just too much of kikes for Israel and the Jews to know it.
The trillions that are being held offshore by the rich. Where do you think that money came from? It came from the 30+ years of suppressed wages of millions upon millions of people around the world.
Like I said, if you weren't a Jew kike you would know that.
>>70698723
>uh oh, got called a retard
>better deflect by bringing up kikes
>>70698830
I can make the argument while also pointing out what shills for Israel, /pol/tards are
I just can't believe you shitheads actually have the nerve to claim you're redpilled when you worship billionaires while you're all in your mothers basements.
>>70698723
Those are not suppressed wages unless you assume trickle down economics. That money was earned by the top and they are evading taxes(Which we have no idea how our government utilizes)
>>70696670
Are you even trying failureatshitpostingstralia?
>>70699047
>I can make the argument
You have not made a cohesive argument yet. What maple babble does pass through your brain and into your posts defies all logic and objective use of language. You are quite literally a retard.
>>70697674
This, what in the actual fuck is whitechapel road? Did somebody change monopoly since I was a kid?
>>70697067
blacked
>>70699134
>Those are not suppressed wages
>Doesn't think people's wages are being suppressed.
Remind me how many jobs got shipped overseas again.
>That money was "earned" by the top
You have a funny definition of earned, you piece of shit shill.
Some trust fund that does fuck all his entire life and inherits money didn't earn anything, he was given it.
>>70698135
>being self righteous and pretentious
>having spaces after your double spaced sentences
REDDlT PLS GO
>>70699177
Actually it's pretty fucking simple. You're just too retarded to get it.
3 steps. Pay attention dipshit.
1. Government prints LIMITED amount of money per year
2. 95% of the money goes to the top 1%
3. You idiots claim it's not zero sum. Yet there is a limited amount of money. So for the other 99% to have more, the 1% would have to have less.
Pretty fucking simple. Except for shills.
>>70696670
A better analogy would be:
You're playing Monopoly with 300 million people
All the spaces but 1 have been bought
However, you have the ability to create new spaces in the middle of the board.
>>70699280
The American version uses street names taken from Atlantic City, the international versions use names from those countries.
>>70696670
okay!
>don't roll dice, claim bankruptcy, demand gibsees, protest
>meanwhile other player can't keep up with property tax, the whole economy is shot
>inject more money and give it to the other players
>they buy the property with the newly issued money
>starting player gets cucked
>cycle continues
>>70699446
this 2bh
>>70696670
is a fag
>>70699443
>shills.
>>70699310
>shill.
you know not of that which you speak
>>70696670
I think I might have been playing monopoly wrong. One person is given that much stuff? I dont give out any properties when the game starts, only the same, smallish amount of money to each player.
Also im always the banker
t. Jew
>>70699443
>3. You idiots claim it's not zero sum. Yet there is a limited amount of money. So for the other 99% to have more, the 1% would have to have less.
You do not understand the difference between wealth and money, one of the most basic distinctions in economics.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wealth
If we still used gold backed currencies, you might have a point, but those days are long gone (and weed man sold the last of your gold anyway.
>>70696912
>>70698381
>>70696912
>life isn't a zero sum game
I hate to break it to you guys. But it kind of is.
Land is limited and there really isn't anywhere you can set up a home without buying it.
Gold mines, diamond mines, oil reserves, somebody claims ownership over them even though they didn't make the oil or gold.
>>70699443
I neither have the time nor the crayons to explain to you how retarded you are, but I do want to tell you that you have given me a hearty chuckle. Thank you leafy.
>>70696670
The game is called *monopoly* for a reason you dumb cunt. Real life is not a zero-sum game. You can literally make value for yourself and for others with virtually no capital.
>>70699310
So we should just remove all wealth and upward mobility, and capitalism for that matter? All of that unearned money should just be controlled by the government? Everyone is equal class and taken care of by the government?
>>70699443
>>70699310
Does your education consist entirely of reading /pol/ posts or something? I mean, you clearly only just learned what zero-sum means and now you use it in complete defiance of what its actual definition is while asserting you are correct and calling anyone who disagrees with you shills. It reads like the rantings of a person whose only grasp of economics comes from listening to radio talk show hosts.
>>70696670
Nice faggy shitposting, Aus! You're taking it back from Canada, they almost had you beat for a few weeks there. WEW LAD!
>>70699573
W8 am i just a retard and these arent the rules but just some libshit trying to make a point?
>>70699633
I accept your surrender.
>>70697067
Derailed
>>70699647
EASY THERE STRAW MAN.
>>70699661
He's literally a redditor. highlight his text formatting
>>70697067
Roll.
>>70699446
>However, you have the ability to create new spaces in the middle of the board
Except you can't. You have to pay thousands to get one of those spaces.
>>70697067
>>70699661
You're only making personal attacks against me because I just proved it's not zero sum and you don't have any counterarguments.
>>70697067
Might as well roll for this.
>>70699732
I was not surrendering, I was commenting, again you prove your retardation. I will have another chuckle on your behalf. Thank you.
>>70699770
I'm literally typing this right now. You and your copy paste conspiracies. I'm responding directly to what you idiots are saying.
>>70699867
Brilliant counter-argument bro.
>>70699824
Zero-sum would mean it's totally closed and nothing is ever added. But wealth is continually generated, it's effectively infinite. Like another anon pointed out you think currency = wealth and show no real understanding for what a closed economic system looks like or how it would function. It's already been explained to you multiple times in very succinct and easy to understand posts, yet you just keep ranting.
>>70699906
Was not a counter argument by any means, have you been getting into the paint chips again?
>>70699819
These idiots are BTFO in 2 seconds. Then they don't have anything to say so they resort to childish, personal insults.
>>70699762
You have not given any solutions to the problems you claim. So how is asking questions a straw man?
>>70699958
Who the fuck eats paint chips? Nice projection bro.
>>70699870
You're dumb as fuck nigger. In order to drop down to the next line on reddit you have to hit space twice and then hit enter. In order to make the text less squashed you have to do it twice. You're so used to typing on reddit that you're doing this same type of formatting here and we can see that you're doing it. It has nothing to do with copypasting.
leave and only come back when you're less retarded
>>70699443
>95% of the money goes to the top 1%
Do you have any idea how easy it is to be in the 1%
It's as easy as making 80-100k a year
Not to mention that statistic fucking blows, probably from out your ass faggot
>>70699971
>I think monopoly is a literal, faithful representation of macro economics.
If this is bait you have me hook line and sinker
>>70700012
Cause first I have to prove to these morons that there is a problem, before we can move on to possible solutions. Wouldn't you agree?
>>70699950
>currency = wealth
Yes exactly, wealth is measured in currency. Unless you're talking about fucking sentimental value.
Are you idiots really this slow?
>>70700019
Surely you have been eating copious amounts of lead as evidence to your mannerisms and commentary. Perhaps you've been licking walls in a factory?
>>70700051
>It's as easy as making 80-100k a year
No.
>>70696670
Monopoly is a satire game aimed at corporate monopolies.
Of course it is rigged in favor of those with the most properties, that's how the game works.
Fucking idiot liberals thinking real life is a game
The government could issue an infinite amount of bonds if they wanted. Printed currency /= money. Not zero-sum. Don't even reply because you're wrong.
>>70700051
>making as low as 80k is considered 1%
oh you poor thing...
>>70696670
They should make a communist version of monopoly, where every money or house that you own is taken by the government.
It will be most played game in college campuses.
>>70700036
>>70699870
respond to my post you stupid motherfucker
>>70700178
>implying it isn't
>>70700051
>household income is at least $521,411
This is what being in the top 1% in the US means.
Not that I particularly care about people being rich. I just want muh farmland.
But if I'm locked out of any means to survive aside from laboring for some pricks to get rich, then yes I have a problem.
>>70696670
>Canada-tier shitpost
>Australia BTFO
>>70697067
rollin for niggafication
>>70698135
The value goes up you moron. Wealth can be created and currency is just a convenience over trading with goods.
>>70697067
rawlin'
>>70697067
they see me rollin
>>70697067
Rollin for the fun of he
>>70700141
>>70700239
That's interesting, I didn't actually know that. Not that it changes anything, and it actually gives me more respect of the 1% which is probably filled with more talented and driven people than I previously thought.
If anything, I think it's even funnier that you're complaining when you could never ever be as successful as they are. Not because you lack the required materials assets in the first place, but because you lack everything that essentially makes most of these people either successful or allows them to STAY successful.
>>70700391
You're not, and those pricks are probably usually better people than you in almost every respect.
Also,
>locked out of the means to survive
Stop being melodramatic you loser queer.
>>70700716
Lafericious Jackson
>>70696670
That board game has what to do with conservative politics? All those rich, liberal, whites... Zuckerberg, pretty much any Hollywood movie star, Bill and Melinda Gates... What exactly are they doing to help out the poor? Are they dropping their wealth on Detroit?
>>70696670
>You're playing conopoly. The party is given all of the property except white chapel road. They are also given 99.9% of the bank. You are expected to pretend like you own the means of production and unbreakable revolutionary spirit. Of course, you are executed immediately for not making quota. Why? It must be because you are counter-revolutionary.
>>70697494
Fucking this. Leftist faggots can't even work together without stepping all over each other. I remember back in the day when gay men were part of the victim pyramid, reaping all the benefits of being in a perpetual state of victimhood. Now where are they? Fucked like the rest of us. Leftism eats itself every single time. No need to defeat it, it defeats itself.
First...
>Using the British or whatever the hell version that is instead of the original
The metaphor seems to ignore that for the one player with 95% of the money there would be thousands of other players with the scant 5% leftover. With that many people playing (an to keep the metaphor going, new players) some will beat the odds and get lucky rolls to miss all the hotels and rent money. Sure, most would land on something, pay, and lose, but that small percentage would pass go, get more money and keep playing. They would eventually be able to build a house or hotel on BALTIC AVENUE and charge the rich guy rent.
>>70696670
what the fuck is whitechapel road?
>>70697067
Rawlin
>>70696670
shit youre right, monopoly is JUST like real life, i always accidentally stay at super expensive hotels tbhh
>>70696670
>mfw I live on Atlantic Avenue and own houses on st. james place IRL
Not enough money for problems
Too much money for problems
Always win the game
Fuck I made it breh
>>70697836
So? Who gives a fuck. Life isn't fair. No matter what we can do to the system you'll always have people fall behind. You're better off getting government out of it and letting the free market run its course.
>>70699732
being obnoxious doesn't make your argument valid.
>>70697067
rollin up this motha fucka
>>70697067
Rizooli
>>70696670
>wealth is fixed and finite
Wew lad.
>>70696670
thats usually the point when armed revolutions happened.
>>70696670
Wow, I never thought that a skewed scenario in a board game based loosely on real estate development could open my eyes to how blatantly oppressive and unfair the world's largest economy is!
>>70696670
>wealth is zero sum
Fuck off.
>>70697067
stop it with these goddamn (roll) threads
>>70697836
but everyone starts off with access to education. if poor people knew how to raise their kids there wouldnt be a problem. why dont we focus on education instead of wealthy people being wealthy.
real life more closely resembles chess. somebody teaches you the basics, and you go from there. the worse you fuck up, the quicker you lose.
>>70696912
>>70696797
>implying that means you can be rich without captial
Top cuck
Even if you're as good as an investor with twice the captial he's going to end up having more money than you. The economy is even exponential so the difference is non linear.
>>70696670
Except all the people who own everything at one point were in the same position you were in. To tax the rich at a higher rate than the equal equivalent than everyone else is unconstitutional.
>Hes rich, so lets take his earned money and give it to someone who hasnt earned It.
Liberal logic.
>>70705207
>arguing morality in economics
This barely works for left wing economics and it's even worse for right wing economics. With captial of 1 million I could dump it on index funds and earn approximately 40k a year for the rest of my life. Am I earnings this money?
>>70697067
Word that isn't roll
>>70696670
>the real world economy works just like a fucking board game!
That's just fucking stupid. Please stop making metaphors.
Also Whitechapel Road? Is this the Britfag version or something?
>>70698135
Do you use a debit card at all?
The money isn't represented by paper currency, but it's there all the same.
Most transactions are just moving numbers around, really.
I convert my salary, written on a single piece of check paper, into numbers in a bank's computer system. I then use that number in other transactions, by giving portions of it away in exchange for goods or services (like your mother). The merchants that I purchase from now have part of my number for their own.
During this entire process, it is collectively agreed that the number has value. It is done because it is easier to move around the number than it is to move around physical goods. This is money.
>>70697067
Okay.
>>70697067
Oh boy I can't wait to be a useless piece of shit
>>70697067
Gettn a name masa
>>70697067
Derailing and rolling
>>70696670
Actually if you're poor you wouldn't stay in a hotel in the most expensive places, so you'd stay in your neighbourhood and if you play your cards right you'll earn more from people visiting your square than you'd spend.
>>70697067
eyo
>>70697265
>jews
>worked for it
good
goy
