>be me
>fresh out of high school
>go to meet my lawyer for the first time (he covers the whole family)
>mfw he has a GIANT hook-nose
>mfw he talk with a stereotypical nasaly Jewish accent
Meme magic is real....
>>70690077
Bump.
>>70690077
how does that work?
do you keep paying him even when nothing is happening? like insurance?
>>70690723
It's kind of like car insurance.
I actually applaud you, OP.
Hopefully he read you that student loan contract with the 100% apr interest rate so you would think twice about your Gender Studies degree
>>70690077
get us a pic
stale pasta to bait people into asking about the lawyer
>be me
Why do morons always start green text stories like this?
>>70691763
do most americans have a family lawyer or is OP in a crime family
>>70691962
It saves money, dipshit.