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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-36015021

> Recently, there have been more stories about Yahoo shutting bits of its business than celebrating successes.

> So, after the US tax authorities effectively blocked Yahoo's sales of shares in Alibaba, chief executive Marissa Mayer opted for plan B: sell off Yahoo's core business.

Reminder that Yahoo paid a billion dollars for Tumblr and has nothing to show for it except the world's largest collection of shitty porn.

> mfw Tumblr may be about to collapse
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcSujceZDmg
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>>70666764
good
now we need to get rid of jewgle
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b-but, the genius woman ceo Marissa Mayer is gonna turn Yahoo around :X
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>>70666903

They lost the search war to Google years ago.

Their user data may be worth something, but not $8B.

They massively fucked up Tumblr by not serving ads on it.
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>>70667112
idk shit about the digital world but wasn't this bitch suppose to be
"muh womynz rights"
prodigal daughter,
that was gonna show us how 'she'd take the company throu the roof' (& glass ceiling ) ???
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>women
>leaders
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>>70666764

She's 1/2 Finnish
We are sorry America
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Women run tech companys are garbage
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yahoo's decline started in 2008 when jerry yang and company fucked up the $45B microsoft deal. idiots.
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>>70668046
Stupid cunt paid 3 billion for tumbler
Could of purchased it for way cheaper
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>>70668398
All is forgiven. Resist the Kebab!
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>>70666764
>BUY mostly A PORN SITE
>DISABLE PORN SEARCH
10/10 BUISINESS SENSE
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>>70666764
I gave up on Yahoo when they wouldn't allow me to connect my account to Outlook with paying for "premium" service. Meanwhile, every other fucking email service in the world would let me connect for free.

I'm surprised that they weren't mailing CDs to everyone tbqh
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>>70666764
You mean to tell me there was someone out there who looked at Tumblr and decided it was a good and sound idea to BUY it? To actually pay money for it?
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>>70669160
Marissa Meyer is virtually the human form of Tumblr. And we all know how SMART Tumblrtards are.
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>>70667112
HALF A BILLION IN FOOD A YEAR
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it was weird how tumblr lost to instagram

i dont use either but they seem like the same shit.

except i guess instagram is more twitter like somehow
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>>70669684
Tumblr has SJW linked to it forever.
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>>70666764
isn't this the same woman who paid for a vanity biography or some shit
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>>70666892
Holy shit is this real?
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>>70669943
there was a findom i followed for a while and she had a tumblr
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>>70668624
I think it started long before that. They never had a real business model except being a search engine, and google became dominant very early on. And ever since they never really had anything going.
They had some shitty news, but there's thousands of news sites. Some ok mail service, but there are thousands of mail providers.
They just didnt have anything special going on that would give them the special position a billion dollar company needs to survive.
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>>70666764

Ya who?

Thought they disappeared 10 years ago?
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>>70666764
and daily mail are thinking about buying it lulz
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>>70668495
Carly Fionino, Megan Whitman (x 2) , I can't name anymore.
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>>70670399
It's amazing how poorly managed they've been over the years. Check out all the companies they've bought out and merged with and made most of them fail.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mergers_and_acquisitions_by_Yahoo!
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>>70671047
They paid 3.6 BILLION for GeoCities
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>>70666764
>Gregory Anderson, who was employed in Yahoo’s media division until he was fired in November 2014, filed a lawsuit against the tech giant, alleging the company’s performance management system was arbitrary and unfair. Yahoo used a numeric ranking system to evaluate employees’ quarterly performance and often fired those with the lowest scores, according to the suit. The complaint also says female managers at the company discriminated against men in their hiring and firing practices.

>In this case, Anderson “alleges that Mayer encouraged and fostered the use of the QPR Program to accommodate management's subjective biases and personal opinions, to the detriment of Yahoo's male employees.” For example, in the Media division, where Anderson was an editor, the complaint says that when male and female employees got equally low scores (anything under 3 was not good), the women were favored and the men were fired:

>The complaint also says that one executive, former Chief Marketing Officer Kathy Savitt, almost exclusively hired women into management positions in Yahoo's media division.

>...when Savitt began at Yahoo the top managers reporting to her in the Media Org, including the chief editors of the 12 magazines (many of which were formerly called "verticals"), were less than 20% female. Three years later those top managers were more than 80% female. At the time that this percentage of female managers reporting to Savitt increased so dramatically, the number of female reporters and presenters in the industry generally declined by 10 percentage points.

Reminder: Yahoo is being sued by a man for gender discrimination

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/mans-suing-yahoo-for-gender-bias_us_56b25e1ce4b08069c7a5d2ad
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>>70671700

Yahoo's management sounds like a miniature version of what's playing out in Western countries.
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>>70670399
Yahoo actually had a very sophisticated early web platform in Yahoo Groups, which launched in 1998. It had capabilities like file-sharing, imageboards, social-media style "profiles," etc.

But they didn't really develop it after the year 2001 or so, and Yahoo Groups never came close to realizing its potential as a social media platform.
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>>70671635
>GeoCities
>In April 2009, approximately ten years after Yahoo! bought GeoCities,[4] the company announced that it would shut down the United States GeoCities service on October 26, 2009

kek

google on hte other hand has made so many better choices and really advanced service, as much as distrust and hate them
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>>70672091

ya, i remember yahoo was pretty advanced with and foresaw alot. their competent managers muste have been driven or something.
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>>70672091
There was some good porn on there
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>>70671047
Yahoo still has a 2 Billion USD stand alone market cap (34bn market cap - 32bn stake in Alibaba)

You can thank the Central Banks for these zombie companies staying alive although they do not produce any real value whatsoever.
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>In February 2008, Microsoft made an unsolicited offer to buy Yahoo! for $44.6 billion; at the time Yahoo! was still struggling to catch up to Google, and Microsoft was still seeking an internet strategy.

>Yahoo turned down an offer from MS for $44.6 billion
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>tfw the red pilled Yahoo! comments section might die out
Literally the only reason I still use that shitty site besides email.
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>>70672464
>Blunder of the Century
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>>70666764
>Woman entreperneur
>Business failure

Fucking pol ALWAYS RIGHT
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>>70666764
>>70667159
>>70669160
The bigger mistake of Tumblr was giving crazy bitches infinite space to talk about their headmates.
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I don't see how people can shit on Mayer. Yahoo was fucked when she went there. If anything, I see her time there as the poster child for absolutely fucking misaligned incentives. What incentive did she have for NOT taking the huge fucking salary? Why should she care?
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>>70666764
Where do you get your porn? Why is it better than Tumblr's?
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>>70672984
see >>70669673
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>>70670242
>there was a findom i followed for a while
Anita Sarkeesian?
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>>70668398
do all Finnish look like her? she's a hottie! i've always had a crush on her
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>>70668646
Calls a woman a stupid cunt and uses could of in the same sentence.
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kek, she is a google plant and fucked up yahoo good
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Reminder: When Facebook goes belly up the only asset they will have to liquidate is your information, which you have them rights to.
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>>70673141
i only like hot ones
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>>70669684
>it was weird how tumblr lost to instagram

It's like myspace and facebook all over again.
Facebook/instagram are much more acessiable to everyone than Myspace/tumblr.
You do not need to come up with a concept for your site, etc.
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>>70666892
wtf is she actually autist?
How can a woman, so goodlooking, be so autistic
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>>70670399
Yahoo Finance seems alright in comparison to the rest of their crap
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ALLAHU AKBAR!
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>>70673096

>having fun on a sinking ship

Who cares?

Also that "blunder of the century" for turning down many billion from microsoft: It most likely wasn't a blunder if it happened many years after yahoo was created and no person owned a high percentage and stood to gain megabucks from the deal. Executives with big salaries and little amount of stock don't give a shit if the many shareholders really make money, they just want their salaries.
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>>70672091

probably all made by white cis hetero males.

why would you continue that work? its oppressive.
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>>70670017
>>70666892
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrW9CV9mBi4
Its bloody real
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>>70666764
they forgot Mayer was a diversity hire at google
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ahh the good ol days
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>>70666764
Good, every time I go there to check my email there's always a bunch of leftist clickbait articles
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You know in all actuality this is not good at all

If tumblr goes down who do you think would in their right mind pay for it?

It might go down permanently and we'll have a basket case of at least half a million tumblriates who will roam around on the internet

Chances are a lot of them will come to 4chan and try to make it their own personal safe space

And beta nu-males of r9k and other shitty boards will promote the fuck out of it

This is not good at all
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>>70666903
>now we need to get rid of jewgle

Apparently, it's as easy as demanding a female CEO.
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But guys, I'm not trying to sound like a white knight here, but this is a STRONG open minded women who acted only on her emotions and dealt in little to no logic. Why aren't people giving her a chance to succeed?
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Guys anyone can explain me how exactly all this net business make money?
They come from zero to billions and they don't actually produce anything. Sure they do service but who paid them that billions dollars and for what?
Isn't that just a big scam or tax money laundry?
Its kinda fishy.
Anyone can explain?
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>>70673754
what is this gif
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>>70666764
NOOOOOOOOO
WHERE WILL I PLAY TEXT TWIST NOW?
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>>70674295
its some music video I can't remember its name
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>>70674269
they live off google handouts
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>>70674269
Information is a currency now, pleb. It's more liquid than the Canadian dollar.
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Yahoo died a long time ago. There was nothing this autistic woman could do to save it.

They should have focused on their messenger and chat rooms. Yahoo chat rooms crashed because it was filled with bots, spam, and horny South Eastern Asians and Indians.
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>>70674056
There's going to be tumblr refugees
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>>70674056

Tumblr is an amplification chamber for mental illness.

If the Tumblrinas interact with reality, even just other internet people who can call them out on BS, they'll stop creating new contagious mental illnesses.
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>>70674269
read a 10-K. the annual report will tell you everything about the company. I've never owned Yahoo stock but I believe their money comes from advertising.
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>>70674561
Horde mentality dictates that they'll stay in their safe groups while occupying particular boards and get some cuck mod to delete anything they dislike

It's happened before
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>>70674269
A lot of people use services, such as yahoo in this case, and on those site you will usually see ads. That's where most of it comes from. If a million people visit the site per day then an ad there is worth a lot. Also they usually talk about the companies worth, this includes it stock value.
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>>70666764
WOMAN HAS FUCKED ANOTHER THING AGAIN
>> not surprised
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Tumblr is so difficult to use. What's the point of it? i just see tiles of soft porn images
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>>70666764
mongol genes stronk
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>>70668624
They fucked up when they refused to buy Google.
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>>70674748
>dat car
>toronto

this is real ?
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>>70674056
tumblr is going to be salvage by the US government just like this site

Theres 0 chance they let such a huge web of mentally challenged people go to waste
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>>70666764
Someone will buy Tumblr, it won't collapse. It has a large, active user base.
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>>70675078

And absolutely no prospect of monetization.
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>>70675078
Name a single company who would ever consider buying that place

Imagine being the company who owns the worst place on the internet
You would never live it down
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>>70674993
>huge web of mentally challenged people
>>70674561
>Tumblr is an amplification chamber for mental illness.

Where do u guys get this from? Am I missing something? Is tumblr an app or what? How is it used?
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>>70675256
>the worst place on the internet
Why are you forgetting 4chan?
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>>70675256
>Imagine being the company who owns the worst place on the internet

There's a reason Moot is still poor.
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>>70672091
I've actually started to use yahoo groups lately, helps with discussions and firesharing between people of shared research/interest.
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>>70666764
what does this mean for this stockholders? should i buy in or sell what i got
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>>70676248
t. Melissa Mayer
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>>70676310
do you think there's coming back for them after this?
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>>70676310

You must be good at business.
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>>70671700
parasite behaviour
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>>70676327
Use it for discussion of DNA and historical population news especially in relation to genealogy. Needing to share pdfs and 600mb+ files to group together to enter into spreadsheets.
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>>70675326
Its like an extreme version of reddit

You have to have the exact blog name to access to x kind of content so people tend to try to link themselves to the most popular blogs to try to get traffic which means adopting part of the content from those blogs. Not all tumblr tries to do this, theres plenty of people uploding their shit for personal reasons or are strong enough to stand alone but to make money they create the huge chains

if you are the US government and you control hte top blogs you control 70% of tumblr. Tumblr culture is clearly made up garbage manipulated by them and it also show how worthless your average woman is and how women work and what they value, nothing in it makes sense from any point of view

See this parody video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2m-e4PgiVfM
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>>70676540
>Use it for discussion of DNA and historical population news especially in relation to genealogy.
t. adolf hitler, Ph.D. in eugenics
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>>70666764
Quick, send an email to everyone who hasn't used Yahoo in a while telling them that their Yahoo account has been hacked and they need to reset their password!
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>Daily Mail might own tumblr

I wonder how many suicides there'll be
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Kek, I called this as soon as she was made the boss.
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>>70666892
What the fuck? That laugh is far worse than I imagine the nerdiest autistic Bill Gates laugh would be.
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>>70675256
>Name a single company who would ever consider buying that place
I bet Hiroyuki would buy it :^)
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>>70666764
>Woman ceo causes tumblr to collapse
The ironing is delicious.
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>>70669160
Hey, someone bought 4chan
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>>70666764
>Marissa Mayer
>Mayer
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>>70670242
>Findom
LOL, what a fucking worm, you literally couldn't pay me enough to even spit on you.
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>>70680630
>Woman ceo causes tumblr to collapse
Woman ceo causes tumblr to collapse
>Woman ceo causes tumblr to collapse
Woman ceo causes tumblr to collapse
>Woman ceo causes tumblr to collapse
Woman ceo causes tumblr to collapse
>Woman ceo causes tumblr to collapse
Woman ceo causes tumblr to collapse

MY SIDES HAVE REACHED TERMINAL VELOCITY
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>>70666764
Who about selling users info by pieces through open auction?
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>>70673251
To be fair we don't learn that much grammar here in the States.

We only learn proper grammar when we learn a 2nd language, which, as you know, doesn't happen much here in 'murica.
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>>70666764
but tumblr is the best batshit crazy containment board, and is filled with the best niche porn blogs of whores detailing their whoring and people sifting through pivix and h-foundry for their specific niche artists.
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>>70681136

It would only be slightly less funny if the Daily Mail ended up owning Tumblr.
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There has been a long trend of high profile business leaders making huge attention grabbing buyouts of other brands for the purpose of strenghting their own brand:

Yahoo > Flickr, Tumblr
Facebook > Instagram, Oculus VR
Disney > Marvel, Star Wars
Apple > Beats

With Apple's purchase of Beats the most damning. It's like Apple discovered their brand is known to be used by females and LGBT while having inferiour sound, so purchase overpriced ghetto brand "Beats" which will give back their street cred.
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>>70673901
Seems obvious to me that's a one giant tic of hers
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"Women were a mistake" - Yahoo!
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>>70676595
That video called it A FUCKING .GIF...
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>>70666892
I'd still nail her though
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>>70668624
Yang thought he was the next Zuckerburg. Remember, Zuckerjew turned down offers for what was really a worthless site in the billions. Problem was, Yang didn't have that and his company had a good 10 years to git good.
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>>70682736
I like apples but beats are an amazing vegetable. Yum Yum, eat them every day.
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>>70673185
Have you heard her laugh?
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>>70666764
Gas the Tumblrs
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>>70666903
we just need to get rid of google+

Everything else died of its own accord.
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>>70673700
With a comment like that, I bet all the women in Luxembourg are ugly.
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Actually i remember Yahoo never been good.

cant remember what search engine i used back in the day i think it was dogpile
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>>70676975
>>70670659
>>70681507
So what's the joke behind tumblr and dailymail? Does SJWs hate that site? If so, why?
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>>70681266
>we don't learn that much grammar
>T. elementary school dropout
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>>70685304
and altavista
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>>70666764
THANK GOD FUCK MARISSA MAYER.

She's one of the huge reasons why women shouldn't be running anything. Fucking cunt can't manage employees let alone herself.
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>>70685768

Is it really her though? Yahoo was always a seeking ship when Google was browned king and created or bought services that Yahoo was doing.
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>>70674295
>>70674381
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5rAOyh7YmEc
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>>70668398
SHUT UP.
YOU FINNISH DID NOTHING WRONG.
STOP APOLOGIZING, ARE YOU THE NEW CANADIANS?
YOU ARE PERFECT. I LOVE YOU AND ALL YOUR CREATIONS!
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>>70685970
They were shit before, but she made it so much worse on a personal level. When she had her kid, she built a fucking daycare room in the HQ and then blanket-emailed all work from home employees that they need to either work in the office, or get fired.

She's the only business cunt who can beat Fiorina on shitty decisions.
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>>70685057
Motherfucker, beats ain't got shit on apples. Are you crazy? Apples make sweet, sweet juice and like can be added to smoothies. Shesh, what the fuck do beats do? They make your poop red? Great man, real cool. Taste like shit too.
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>>70685304
For maybe a few years after it came out, it was excellent because the sites were hand picked. But the internet took off real quick and they got inundated after that
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>>70671700
Lol boo fucking hoo. You'd have to be delusional to think that women aren't discriminated against every day when hiring decisions are made
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>>70666764

B-BUT WHAT ABOUT MY YAHOO ACCOUNT???

I'VE HAD IT SINCE 2002 DAMNIT
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>>70685970
Yes. When you're the CEO of a huge company in a high profile industry, you better sure as fuck bring your A game and vision, not foster a nepotistic work environment of bullshit hiring and firing practices.

Buying dumb shit you've overvalued to make it look like your buying 'the next thing'.

Also, 500 million on FOOD in one year is fucking insane.

I cut deals with my local chain supermarket for tons of free food every month for my programs.

If you're not completely retarded, do you know how hard it is to spend that much on FOOD.
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>>70666892

FUCKING KEK
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She EO fucked up, has been fucking up for years.

Will likely get hired again because she has a cunt.
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>>70682736
Apple bought beats because it was overpriced shit that had a minimalist yet expensive look to it, just like Apple shit.
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>>70675326
Tumblr is a blogging system like blogspot, but it encourages reblogging from other tumblrs and following others in a newsfeed. Add in possible banned anonymous questions and blocking anyone you dislike and you get echo-chambers.
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>>70666764
I still use yahoo sometimes though, don't die yahoo i like you
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>>70685327
Dailymail is right wing clickbait basically, it's like buzzfeed for soccer moms.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3533561/Muslim-contestant-walks-Island-Bear-Grylls-not-handle-women-wearing-bikinis.html
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>>70674056
The second tumblrites come into contact into any community that doesn't 100% agree with them they'll leave the internet or kill themselves even /srs/ isn't good enough for them a fucking day on 4chan may actually be fatal even on /co/
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My friends dad used to work their. Smart guy, hes done as of last month. He worked in marketing and said they tried too hard to be 'hip' and use 'le memes'
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>>70687474
When tumblr leaks you just get word salads like this site gives
https://tumblr-argument-generator.lokaltog.net/

wow. just. wow. can we just have a post about androromantic vegans that doesn't get co-opted by fucking cishet-normative people??????? YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF, YOU ABLE-BODY-ELITIST ASSIMILATIONIST!!!!!!! YOU'RE THE WORST PERSON ALIVE!!!!!!! fucking cis-elitist people.
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>>70672637

Yeah, that comment section is full of hard ass people. I assume it's because they feel that the world is already so fucked up, that they have nothing to lose by typing out what they truly think.
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>>70686500
Just because Yahoo's up for sale doesn't mean you can migrate to here Tumblr.
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>>70673454
underrated and overlooked, then again, they've already whored our information so hard, it's almost a *moot* point
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>>70687837
CHECK YOUR FUCKING WHITE PRIVILEGE, YOU TRANS*PHOBIC PARARACIAL-HARASSING, MIDDLE CLASS-OVERPRIVILEGED RAPE-APOLOGIST
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yahoo should have bought netflix 5 years ago.
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>>70688303
>implying they actually could have
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They day Tumblr goes down with Yahoo I will sit on my porch on a rocking chair and drink my nice cold glass of Arnold palmer on the bright sunny day and just chuckle all day long.....
Anyone else care to join?
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>>70674269

speculation.. user databases... information trade... advertisement... just by being a high traffic well known a page can be worth millions because it could always be potentially be used for advertisement
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>>70666764
Explain to me how this bitch gets the highest position in a multi million dollar company? She did fuck all but spend money on bullshit her entire tenure. A fucking 16 year asian kid could have ran Yahoo better than this bitch.
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>>70667159
The point of the Tumblr purchase wasn't to serve ads and make a straight profit on the site.
The point was the same thing Google was doing when it bought the consistent money losing Youtube in a multibillion dollar deal
Tumblr (and Youtube) both do one thing well---pull traffic off of Facebook
If you get the traffic you can generate ad revenue off search
Problem with Yahoo is unlike Google their search operation was no longer robust enough to leverage Tumblr's traffic into real money
Yahoo understood what Google was doing, but didn't realize they were no longer relevant enough to copy them
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>>70674056
Mu2 could step in and buy Tumblr thinking it's a good investment like 4chan.
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>>70686064

fit song for yahoo
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>>70669673
sauce
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>>70671700
Well that explains why most of the "news" articles on their homepage are facebook tier clickbait garbage
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>>70688717
yeah, sure thing chang
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>>70666764
>12 year old niece comes up to you to show an epic meme
>"it's from this great site called Tumblr Marissa!"
>go to work the next day
>offer a ludicrous amount of money and buy Tumblr
>"trust me guys it's the hippest site on the net"
>years later Yahoo dying from frivolous spending on 'charity' parties and iphones for all employees

WOMYN not even ONCE
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>>70666764
What does Angela Merkel, Crstina Kirchner and Dilma Rousseff have in common?

I'm betting Facebook or google is aiming for tumblr now.
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>>70688497
Sure. Only I'll trade the glass of Arnold Palmer with Rum and Coke. And I'll also be smoking a pipe (with tobacco, I'm not a degenerate).
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>>70686500
Maybe if you're applying for some warehouse job. White women are the most likely to be hired for any non-physical job.
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>>70689574
*Colored women are the most likely to be hired for any non-physical job.
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>>70689294
>I'm betting Facebook or google is aiming for tumblr now.

Horrifying... At least Yahoo! didn't have a real SJW/political agenda when acquiring it. Either of those two will embrace, what we consider darker side of it...
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>>70668495
IBM
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>>70689734
Minority hiring practices is the BIGGEST fucking meme on the planet. White women are at the top of the chain. White female HR beget white female employees.
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>>70686649

How can I start a program and cut deals with people for donated stuff? I want to pose as a leftist hippie front then use the extra income/stuffs to further my own race.
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While listening to AVE maria and drinking wine...I must ask where will all the sjws go now that Tumblr is fucked?
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>>70689481
Rum? Gross dude. With Coke? It ain't sweet enough?!
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>>70689481
>rum and cock
>not a degenerate
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>>70689913
>Minority hiring practices is the BIGGEST fucking meme on the planet. White women are at the top of the chain. White female HR beget white female employees.
Bullshit
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>>70689922
I run programs for nonprofits in my region in the usa southeast.

Supermarkets throw away thousands of pounds of food every day and they'll give it to you if you have a legitimate need.

Plenty of for profits do this as well I just have a niche and non nonprofit workers are notoriously well intended but inept and it's nice to help people that have nothing
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>>70690145
lets hope they come to 4chin
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moot should use his jew gold to buy tumblr
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>>70690840
I'm still wondering what moot does at Google
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when i know you can yield when it comes down to it

bow like the field when the wind blows through it
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>>70688497
I'm in brother
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>>70666764
Another company run to the ground by a woman. And an anti white feminist to boot
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oh no, not tumblr. Say what you want about it, but it's a pretty good porn repository
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>>70691728

photo filters and 3 second gifs are not good porn
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>>70690928
Does moot even have skills? 4chan's code was stolen from futaba and the later upgrades weren't all his work
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>>70675256
Someone bought this shithole. Anything is possible
Also implying soros wouldn't buy it as a super Jew breeding ground
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>>70691728

Fuck that man, it's impossible to find source on anything
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>>70690928
Google Product Forums Administrator
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>>70671700
replace actual workers
company fails
nobody is surprised
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they hired moot to try to control the meme magicians

but the memes left him behind long ago
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>>70690928
they just want what he knows from running 4chan

and then maybe some basic desk job
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>>70675326
What was said in >>70687012

It's (barring some super-sekrit club I don't know about) the home base of all the most batshit-insane SJW faggotry. Artists have also taken a liking to it as an alternative to something like Deviantart or having their own site, and is one of the few places on the net with porn even weirder than Japan's.
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Yahoo has always been suspiciously shitty. It always appeared to me as satire.

>front page is usually a kardashian story or something equally as irrelevant to the world
>sports writers are low rate faggots that never played a sport in their life
>yahoo games was pulling too much traffic so they deleted two of their most popular games (pool and spades)

Haven't been on that shit in 5 years
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I'd just like to point out that TUMBLR may die because of the "best qualified" female CEO's inability to perform well in a leadership role.
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It is weird that they couldn't turn tumblr into something because it was really popular for a long time.

Dont necessarily like yahoo but they had the means to take on jewgle. The difference is jewgle gets paid fuck loads of money by the govt for spying.

Remember, the govt can't legally spy on you, BUT they can pay a corporation that is spying on you for your info
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>>70666764
Yahoo still exists? I thought it died in the early 00s.
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>>70693083
or they just serve a national security letter and get the info for free and the company can't do anything about it
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>>70693083
They tried to change something about tumblr a few years back and all the tumblrites bitched and moaned and threatened to leave
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>>70685605
>>70686494


>not askjeeves

Yall fucked up. He was my alfred and I was internet Batman
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>>70693083

yahoo had to innovate, not bloat itself with useless acquisitions

reminder that yahoo paid like 20 mil to some kid that made a cellphone app or something 5 years ago
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>>70685605

altavista was good, simple and had image search. dont recall yahoo being like that, goog came later
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>>70668398
Its alright m8. I've been everywhere, including Finland. Hottest girls anywhere.
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>>70694105
One of my all time fave porn stars is half finn half italian
isabella rossa
Before she turned completely skanky (like all of them do) she was amazing
If you search her she had black hair in her early vids, those are the good ones imo
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>>70668888
Must stop those women who want to be exhibitionists from cheapening sex!

HOW DARE THEY GIVE IT AWAY SO CHEAP
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>>70666764
Not only did she destroy Yahoo, but she sustained Tumblr, the cancer that will destory our civilisation.

Evil bitch.
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>>70690553

Have you ever worked an office job in your life m8?
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>>70686500
Go back to tumbrl or reddit you retarded feminazi.
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>>70666764
Kurt Cobain is DEAD?????
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>>70668646
It was a way to scam shareholders and give tumblr founders lots of money. Yahoo was hijacked by google. This is clear to most people in tech.
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>>70666764
Fuck ya trump nigger

https://soundcloud.com/couchtruthing/emperor-trump
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>>70674269
Information collection on users (the most valuable commodity right now, worth many, many millions)
Ad revenue
Companies, corporations, and even individuals can pay to manipulate Yahoo's search engine features/results (EG Ted Cruz Campaign pays Google to remove "Is Ted Cruz the Zodiac Killer" from popular results autofill, and putting articles of shock/doubt to the meme up first)
Integration and partnerships with over tech companies that utilize their services
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>>70666764
This is good. All they need to do now is get some conservative to buy Tumblr and transform it to a stealthy right-wing outlet to undermine the left. Some Tumblrinas would most likely stay out of loyalty to the Tumblr brand because it's part of their identity now, even if they realize the "neo(con)-Tumblr" goes against everything they believe in. It may even redpill some of them.

What's a couple hundred million dollars investment for a platform that could help conservatives make the pendulum swing to the right (once again)? They need to start stealing media away from the left and use it to, once and for all, destroy the left.

They need to hurry before Soros could snag it. If he does, imagine how he'd transform the Tumblrinas into something... far worse.
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>>70668624
Yahoo's always been a dumb shit company, but putting a ditz blonde in charge is the final nail in the coffin.
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Well Mrs. Mayer is looking to make a 127 million dollar gain if Yahoo is sold off as part of her severance package. Looks to me like she was made captain of a ship with a couple of holes and decided to drill a couple in herself for good measure. This is what strong female business leaders look like. Most importantly she was very qualified for the job but alas, another stereotype proved true
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>>70666764
Ya literally Who?
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>>70667159
Tumblr has a ton of ads
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>>70686336
>>70685970
Holy fuck. You have no idea how bad it is. She spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on company wide photoshoots (Wizard of Oz themed), wasted millions on food (yes millions) and other stupid shit (like a 7 million dollar Great Gatsby party).

Yahoo wasn't great before she got there, but she may have singlehandedly ran that company into the ground


Here's a quick articles on her track record. I have friends that work there, and I can assure you that it's far worse than this.

http://www.businessinsider.com/yahoo-ceo-marissa-mayer-blows-millions-on-parties-and-sponsorships-says-eric-jackson-2015-12
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