This is why Croatia is one of the best countries in Europe if not in the world:
>money and high purchasing power
>birthplace of famous inventor
>was a solid empire in middle ages
>gay rights
>already spend 100 of millions of dollars on importing Polish technology to more easily compete with Western Europe
>Jesus
>some people ride bikes to work
>praised by Nietzsche for its peoples musical achievements in Ecce Homos
>hs produkt vhs 2
>strong and predictable economy
>importing cars from Portugal
>white & European
>invented the necktie so you can look like a gentleman and not like a chino faggot
>almost every family has a car and a PC with internet
>low unemployment
>strategical partnership with Argentina until 2050
>implementing unemployment plan from Greece
>exporting to Serbia and Bosnia
>army uses homemade tanks
>industry based on exports and not on imports
>people wear trendy clothes
>most people have smartphones
prove me wrong /pol/
>>70664498
>Strategical partnership with Argentina
wut
>>70664498
Almost every country is the birthplace of a famous inventor. Could you specify which inventor it is that you're referring to?
>>70664838
Tesla ofc
you have Penkala too
>>70664921
Didn't know that. And Tesla has always intrigued me
>>70664498
>money and high purchasing power
mfw
>gay rights
goyim are successfully infected
>importing Polish technology
>Jesus
>some people rid bikes to work
>importing cars from Portugal
>partnership with Argentina
yeah that's pretty pathetic
>>70664498
So much BS in one post. Well done.
>>70665814
i never got the gay rights are bad meme
does 2 guys marrying impact your life in any way?
why should i care?
at least they can be happy and most gays here know its not natural and act like its more of a disease
>>70665984
shhhh
its a new meme pasta from /int/
dont tell anyone tho
>>70665991
>meme
it's a disease. diseases should be treated, not encouraged
>>70664498
You just mentioned a normal low to average EU country.
Croatia is beautiful though, and cheap. I will be going there soon.
>>70664921
>Tesla was Croatian
Goddamit, this place has truly become /int/
>>70666700
not cheap during the summer
we inflate our prices to ridiculous levels. so much so that the average Croatian cant afford a trip to their own coastline its sad but beautiful at the same time
>>70666821
no no no
i never mentioned he is Croatian
i just said he was born in Croatia
>>70666821
moot killed /pol/ just by adding flags
>>70664498
>>birthplace of famous inventor
>>70667011
WHOA
TALK ABOUT RARE GUYS
GRAB IT WHILE ITS HOT
>>70667011
rare
>>70664498
>importing cars from Portugal
what?
You forgot the Ustaše.
>birthplace of famous inventor
wow good job we got dozens of those you filthy pleb-tier country
>>70664498
>strategical partnership with Argentina until 2050
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
>>70667207
>wow good job we got dozens of those you filthy pleb-tier country
i didn't know there were many muslim inventors, ahmed
>>70666826
True, but i will be going after the season. Although even seasonal prices are lower than alot of other places.
Croatia and Slovenia are great places to visit!
>>70667011
RIJETKO
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>>70664498
>most people have smartphones
You certainly have your priorities.
>>70664498
get this shitposting back to >>>/int/ >>>/ex-yu/
you're only embarassing us here
>>70667635
fuck off gypsies
you still have flip phones
>>70664498
You again. Shoot yourself.
>>70667886
>>70667703
>>70667895
fuck off
leave me alone to my shitposts
>>70664498
You forgot
>Saved Europe from the turks
>is propably the most valourous nation around, staying loyal to it's allies no matter what (aside that one year when we shot at other nosocroaty Croats) and facing impossible odds
>has a minister of culture who is at war with liberal leftie media and independent "art"
>>70667895
>ne posta "ubi se dbi"
>>70664498
>gay rights
>people wear trendy clothes
Apart from those Croatia is a good country indeed
>>70667968
daj mislit će da smo australija jebo te
>>70668000
trips dont lie
we are the best
>>70664498
>money
Kek, I get 1500e/month from the govt. without lifting a finger.
>>70668092
hrvati su vec poznati po shitpostingu
odjebi
>>70668141
good for you Achmed
>>70665991
>does 2 guys marrying impact your life in any way?
Yes because it impacts society as a whole. The goal of marriage is to consume it by having children, two men cannot have children. Gay marriage therefore decreases the value of marriage as a civil institution to help progress society. It'a actually not 'progressive' at all, it doesn't help society. Only those gay men marrying are helped with it, because they have the impression that, if married, their relationship is normalized. In fact it isn't, deep down they know it isn't normal, deep down they know they are freaks. That's also the only reason they demand marriage and adoption rights
shitpost
>>70664591
That's because they're niggers.
https://youtu.be/Fe0Mlmgie_w
Stop trying to make Croatia happen. It's not going to happen.
/shitpost
>>70664498
>gay rights
Cmon, we dont give that many rights to mentally disabled people. Thank goodness for things like U ime obitelji to keep them away from further ruining marriage (as if divorce being legal isnt bad enough)
>>70668435
eee tebe sam ceko
pa di si jbt kasnis na shitpost show
>>70668425
so just bring people from somewhere else wtf it's not like there is a shortage of us in the world
>Croatia
>currency value
>>70667384
shouldn't you be mowing the lawn Jose?
>>70668506
evo me, dolazim da vas sprdam malo
>>70668599
yeah our money is worth 7 times more than yours
1 dollar is 7.50 kunas
fuck you amerikanski pig
>>70664498
So Serbia except less cool.
>>70668425
this tbqh
but it's alright, a lot of people here are pro-traditional marriage, which is a union of a man and a woman
and gays can't adopt kids (as far as I know), that's a big plus
>>70668785
you forgot the sea
they have none
>>70668739
Can't tell if serious
>>70668567
Well that's the irony of it all
The same people who destroy the civil society and the family by liberating women sexually, accepting exotic marriage contracts and accepting abortion suddenly came to the constation that the general population is decreasing. So they bring in african and asian migrants to fix the problem they have created themselves
Truly a criminal cycle
>>70668856
he's an idiot from /int/ shitposting the same post the entire day
>>70668785
kek based burger
/thread
>>70668739
>our money is worth more than yours
>1 dollar is 7.50 kunas
Oh god.
>>70668829
Sure they do, they just call the beach Montenegro. I assume it's a tax shelter of some sort.
>>70668785
Serbia
>homeland of turbofolk music (basically below nigger tier music)
>were the only South slavic country vassalised by the Ottomans and aided them in wars
>cowardly waited while Croatia fought off the turks outnumbered 1:100
>has no sea
>has uglier women
>has worse beer
>was saved by Croatia from Bulgaria and Ottomans and doesnt even recall it today
>>70668738
Dobar dan, dobro došao, šalom, selam, bujrum itd
>>70667529
Tfw when senpai notices you
>>70668951
how many bilion gays do you think there is fuckboi
anyways if anything it means eventually plurality will becoma a thing whch is eh fucking shwee-eeeet
>>70667011
Hopefully someday I can see the moon flag out in the wild.
>>70669223
fuck forgot pic shit
>>70664498
Great city
White
Nice sailing
Would go there again/10
>>70669091
Just that they have to pass the border to get there
It is like saying: Mexico has jobs and high development, just that they call it Estados Unitas
>>70664498
I wish we had sea in our country
>>70669246
Do you collect flags?
>>70669219
Gay marriage opens the door for a lot of degeneracy. Hyperprogressives are already advocating for marriage between multiple persons, or civil unions between a group of friends
Both croats ands serbs are bro-tier in my book. The only downside is the shitloads of gypsies you guys got.
JA NEMREM TRPIT OVO KOJI UŽASAN DAN PROZVALI NAS USTAŠAMA I SJW KEKOVIMA U ISTO VRIJEME I ISTI ČAS I SAD OVAJ JOŠ GOVNOPOSTA SAMO U BOGU JE SPAS
>>70669372
>collecting flags
get a life
>>70664498
>gay rights
I thought /pol/ hated gays.I don't think this will be convincing.I do like Dalmatians, they're cute puppers.
>>70669436
You can thank India for that :^)
every picture of croatia looks the same. i get the impression you visit one part and you've basically been across the whole country.
>>70669719
>>70664498
How many """"refugees"""" you got?
>>70669719
Same with most part of UK. some old timey-pub in the center of town with old folks having a lager. The houses are all max 3 stores. Everything is beige or brown
>>70669498
;_;
Dont have one
>>70664498
WE WUZ KANGS
Has Snoop Dogg visited or will visit your country? No.
I rest my case.
>>70668425
Can I just point out that a great Croatian thinker, birgadier Stjepan Spikey Spajić aka Rođo, gave the idea to give a state to homos, where anyone can enter but no one can leave and they can be gay till they die?
>>70664498
It doesn't have gay rights you dumbass.
It was voted no gay marriage.
Thank you based Dalmatians.
>>70668739
hahah Cx You're a funny guy <3333
Didn't read the thread lol
Just came here to say I love Croatia.
>>70670414
Ayy old ally, everyone here loves you too, aside butthurt serbs, cheers
>>70670559
>aside butthurt serbs
then why are they all here then -.-
>>70670655
Why are goatfuckers in progressive countries? Money mah nigga
croat here
>>70669166
what the fuck are you talking about serbian girls are top tier
>>70664498
almost went there twice to uhm I forget spin?
something on s.
seems popular with young people to get a flat there, mostly ofc croatians living here. the ones I know who own are norfags þó
>>70669262
kek
>>70664498
Who the fuck imports cars from Portugal?
>>70670767
>Croat here
>from leafland
>t. Tim Orešković
Anyways, every woman around here is top tier, it is tho the question which is better
>>70664498
None of this matters since you probably live in a basement.
>>70664498
>was a solid empire in middle ages
What? You were always under Hungarian and/or Austrian rule since 1102. What "solid" empire are you speaking of?
also
"In the Revolutions of 1848 Croatia, driven by fear of Magyar nationalism, supported the Habsburg court against Hungarian revolutionary forces. However, despite the contributions of its ban Jelačić in quenching the Hungarian war of independence, Croatia, (((not treated any more favourably by Vienna than the Hungarians themselves, lost its domestic autonomy))). In 1867 the Dual Monarchy was created; Croatian autonomy was restored in 1868 with the Croatian–Hungarian Settlement which was comparatively favourable for the Croatians, but still problematic because of issues such as the unresolved status of Rijeka."
You should be eternally grateful to us, even after you stabbed us in the back, we were still kind to you and and gave back your partial independce, not like the Austrian ass you licked.
>gay rights
faggot
btw no hard feelings against Croats at all, just some friendly banter. Hope your country as redpilled as Hungary in the near future.
Croatian Pride Worldwide!
>>70670917
> mfw a friend is from bosnia
>mfw she's ugly as sin
> mfw she tries ti get me to bone her everytime we get drunk
>>70671106
wow that's a really ugly girl, m8.
no wonder you don't want to shag 'er!
>>70664498
>gay rights
stopped reading
>>70671182
You ķnow you dont have to shag someone just because you got the opporunity
>>70664498
>>was a solid empire in middle ages
we wuz an empire n sheeeeiit
we had dat wun inventor guy
bix nood
>>70671458
>win inventor guy
>propably contributed more to Humanity that all Australians together
>>70671458
of course you wouldn't understand, having had an empire at some point does indeed make you a pretty exsuisite club
bitch if it werent for croats you'd speak turkish now capish?
>>70664498
>Strategic partnership with Argentina
INVAP here, this is true, Argentina will provide nuclear technology to croats, as we did with other countries (ive been in Egypt for their reactor) ama
>>70672936
Should we shut down Tihange and Doel? Is the government lying to us?
Not only because of jihadists, but also general safety.
>>70673468
One of my partners was in a commision sent to Liege, apparently they wanted to check the cooling system, idk about the other, but the security meausures are more than enough for being located btw population.
>>70664498
Let's make an empire again.
>>70664498
Just another rundown slavic shithole like pretty much entire eastern Europe. Such a shame. This is what communism does people!
>>70664498
Stopped reading at "gay rights"
You fags need to get gassed
>>70664498
Yeah, Croatia is really what's up. If I were to on holiday, I don't want to do so outside of Europe and Croatia is a spot on location to go to and not Spain or some shit.
>>70670142
Nicely done. I recently started a few weeks ago but now that I'm a NEET I think I can expand my collection. What do you think of mine?
>>70667011
Posting from space?
>>70664498
>already spend 100 of millions of dollars on importing Polish technology
>importing cars from Portugal
>implementing unemployment plan from Greece
>exporting to Serbia and Bosnia
>army uses homemade tanks
One meme at a time please.
>>70678470
>Importing Polish technology
>Polish technology
>Polish
>>70664498
This fucking copy pasta
>>70670142
poo in the loo you fucking indian
>>70664498
>spend 100 of millions of dollars on importing Polish technology
So they finally found a buyer for the solar powered torches and chocolate fireguards.
>>70664498
>Croatia
>Empire in middle ages
bruv, you were our bitches before and after 1848 when we kicked your ass back to the sea
>>70670955
I think we both took the bait from the hot new pasta.
>>70664498
Are you still trying to claim Tesla as yours? Get a life man.
