This is partly a continuation of the EU Risk thread from last night.
Pick a faction by posting an example like this-
>Faction Name
>Faction Color (If all colors are picked make up your own ill put you in)
>Starting country
I will start you with 10 tiles, and after that, you must roll for how many territories you can take. Specifically say which direction or faction you wish to expand into.
ONLY 12 PLAYERS MAX ALLOWED
If this thread ever gets going, I choose-
>Gold Niggers
>Yellow
>Spain
>>70661658
>Polish Riech
>Blue
>Poland
>>70661817
I'm gonna wait for a few more people to join, but I'll be sure to put you in
>>70661938 Im surprised the thread hasn't took off yet
>>70661658
> Holy Caledonian Empire
> Pink
> Finland
>>70661658
zombies
grey
aral sea
>>70661658
>Triple Skeet Empire
>Purple
>Russia
>
Persia
Any color
Iran
>>70661658
>Kingdom of Alba
>Green
>Scotland
>>70661658
>>70662540
Fixed trip
Everybody put your color in your name as well, makes it easier.
>NGL
>Last color
>Milano
>>70662848
no grey so im not sure what color you gave me
>>70662939
The chart doesn't matter, pick whatever color you want, I put grey in.
>>70663081
grey it is thanks m8
>>70663081
I'll take dark gree then
Bump for more players, or just start the game with what we got
Should we start with 8, or do you think we should let more people in first?
>>70662912
Get me red, yes?
>>70663243
8 should be fine
>>70663243
8 is a lot don't want the game going out of control
>>70663243
Yeah, start now
Can I join?
Gray
Black Sea Legion
Armenia
>>70663310 Ye, also, I don't know where Milano is, Italy, right?
>>70663425
ALRIGHT NO MORE AFTER THIS GUY
>>70663487
Yeah, north of Italy
Give me whatever's left
Whatever colour
FUUUUUCK
Whatever. Maybe next thread.
>>Taken, you can be lavender, same faction
BOYS cant I get in on this I was last night I removed Kebab as promised
Whoops, I meant to say you are lavender>>70663486
>>70663786
Ok, for being special kebab remover, you can be in, since we did 13 and that was alright. No people join after first mupdate tho, for real
>>70663902
op hurry on the mupdates
>>70663815
Thank you based OP
Again, roll for yo shit, NO REROLL
Roll for expand into Negro Disneyland
>>70664056
expand west
>>70664056
Fill west.
>>70663902
Thank you!
I will once again remove that fuckin Kebab
I'd like to start in Arabia to get right at that Kebab turn 1
Any colour OP wants to use, same name
>>70664056
OP what colour am I?
>>70663425
In any case, expand
>>70664056
Expand to Estonia
>>70664056
Roll
Expand Northwest along the coast to Denmark
>>70664056
Fill Italy, prioritize south and Sicily
>>70664056
Fill Scotland and England
>>70664056
Expand west defend if attacked
>>70664056
Not sure my color, but expand that shit anyway.
Green?
>>70664160
Name Faction, color, and location, put color in name
>>70664157
Name your location and color, put your color in your name
>>70664536
Dude I fucking said put me anywhere with any colour.
Just count my roll this turn as well.
>>70664056
For future reference, are palis and straights worthless or?
>>70664580
Kebab Removers
Orange
Paris
>>70664056
Teal
Paris
The French Empire
>>70664777
>>70664812
Fuck, then Greece
any spots left?
>>70664876
Greece is taken
>>70665054
Where do you want, what color, put color in name
>>70665134
You said no new people
>>70665134
>Egypt
>any color
>The Brave Empire
>>70665209
Oh y e a h
>>70664876
>>70665054
Sorry guys
>>70665064
Ukraine then
>>70665269
no new people sorry, i forgot
>>70665261
you cant add new colors? please there is almost no risk games
If you haven't already, put your color in your name, and roll again for some sweet crusadin action
>>70665391
tis the rules, its already pretty chaotic
>>70665500
This is going to take a while ...
Fill Scotland and England
>>70665391
Save yourself a removal anyway
>>70665500
Push North and take that color out
>>70665500
What colour am I faggot
Expand
Roll to expand my golden dong northward
>>70665500
Expand into Northern France/Low Countries
>>70665600
>>70665500
Just take the color out and attack Zombies
>>70665626
Brown, Greece
>>70665500
Defend from and if possible, attack that green faggot.
>>70665500
Fill Sicily and expand north
>>70665500
defend atack persia
>>70665500
Expand north into scandinavia
>>70665500
Put me in coach, North of Black sea in Ukraine as Orange plz?
>>70666013
No new Curry Niggers, BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>70666205
KEk
>>70666013
I know you were here last night, but weve been pushing other people away cause it seems chaotic. Purple Russia left, so join as him, and roll. Also put your color in your name.
>>70666365
Sorry Op, Here is my roll; Fill West
>>70666499
>99 dubs first roll
>>70666552
>Can't stop this Iron Curtain
>>70665757
>no palis in this map
fuc
BSL gets his anus sodomized by Persia, you're out of the game
>>70666796
Attack Zombies defend Iran
>>70666796
Fill South
>>70666796
Take Denmark along with more of scandinavia
Roll to expand East into Africa,
>>70666712
>>70666205
NAP/Alliance?
>>70666796
Keep filling Scotland and England
>>70666796
Give me Eastern Europe
>>70666796
attack persia
>>70666939
I'd take an alliance, as long as your ok with my Crusade against curry, I will be heading west to liberate the Slavs from Curry.
any available colors/factions?
>>70667115
I believe you mean east friend
>>70666796
Also fill France North
>>70666954
... so slow
>>70667186
One must consolidate their own lands before dealing with the unjust
>>70666939
>>70667115
Count me on board
Roll to expand north
>>70667115
You mean East, and same plan
>>70667118
Pink hasnt responded, so take his. You must respond at least every two mupdates to stay in.
>>70666796
Id like to play.. Any color put me in Egypt
>>70667269
I'm gonna put curry in all your food and blow kush smoke around your villages
>>70667279
European Crusaders United
>>70667409
thats me
>>70667409
No new factions, but you can roll for pink's faction and just take his place, because he isnt responding
So you guys know. The Armenians cause a civil war in Iran and now Iran is a Christian Empire
>>70667551
Move into Scandinavia
>>70667523
Roll for something m8 ur pink
>>70667421
SPEAKS FOR ITSELF
>>70667647
NAP?
>>70667712
sure bud
yeet
Roll for East
>>70667913
Attack Zombies defend Iran
>>70667913
Fill Ukraine and push towards Caspian Sea
>>70667200
... fuck you too, Roll Gods
>>70667913
Fill England and Wales
>>70667913
ROLL TO CONSOLIDATE ALL OF FRANCE AS FRENCH CRUSADERS
>>70667913
Keep taking Scandinavia
>>70668088
AND THERE IS THE HOLY DUBS, THANK YOU JESUS
>>70668088
I see those >dubs
>>70667913
attack persia
>>70667993
we dont have to continue this pointless conflict
>>70668222
Fuck
>>70667913
Expand into Turkey
>>70668222
Fucking Trips
>>70668222
>>70668305
You are right, because it's almost over
>>70667913
Go north, fill italian borders and go towards germany
>>70668222
You have a nuke, read the rules for it, and where do you want to use it
>>70668492
Trips = 40 Ts
Quads = 1 nuke
>>70668556
oh shit thanks
Risk skype is still alive guys.
Who wants to join the Risk skype chat? 85 strong.
>>70668672
just fuck up persias shit
>>70668305
What do you want to do, trips doesnt kill you all the way
>>70668703
>85 strong
84* and more than half of them are kill
>>70668843
Fight back!
>>70668305
Roll or im calling you AFK
>>70669005
>>70669009
Hello Hans
>>70667913
Expand south
Persian's are hangin in there, we will cleanse zombie kebabs eventually
>>70669174
Fill England and Wales
>>70669144
Whoops, roll again, and ill count both this time
>>70669174
Fight back zombies reclaim my lost land!
>>70669174
More T*rkey
>>70669144
>>70669174
I got dubs just before you posted the mupdate. Include that roll and this: expand east
>>70669174
Attack Persia, Fill white south
>>70669174
Fill the Northern Coast, bring Christianity to the people there.
NAP red now that you're a crusader?
Roll to fill Gold Mines of Spain
>>70669174
attack persia
and whats wrong with zombies, im sure as hell not a kebab
>>70669311
>Dubs!
>>70669174
Expand northeast
>>70669361
Yeah I already counted you as ally, Rhine as frontier?
>>70669457
I'll go to the coast, lets split Europa
>>70669311
nap or alliance?
>>70669606
May the rolls be with you
Persia got spitroasted to death, kebab #1 removed. Pink did not roll.
>>70669923
NAP for now, Try to fill turkey and capture Constantinople
>>70670013
Attack Blue
>>70670013
I have fallen. The only Christian country in the middle east has fallen!
>>70670013
Fill England and Wales
>>70670013
Consolidate France as Crusader French
>>70670013
Fill white to the West
>>70670171
Roll to introduce the wealth of my people to the shekels of the East
>>70670013
Fill the rest of Scandinavia, then expand west
>>70670013
expand south south west
>>70670013
Attack Blue
>>70670328
You would expand west to France while Greece attacks you?
Bold move my friend.
Cancel my last roll and retaliate against the inavders
Blue Denmark is currently under attack by Italy and Greece, and zombie kebabs advance through niggarabia
Roll to secure land in Arabtown
>>70670973
We're getting there ...
Fill England and Wales
>>70670973
expand in the south
>>70670973
Take Turkey and Push into Brown Lands
>>70670973
Resist Purple
>>70671105
Stop.
>>70670973
Attack blue
>>70670973
Expand into Europe, preference on the north per my agreement with crusader pals italy.
>>70671181
>>70670973
Are Pali's being counted? Can't find them on the map 2bqh
>>70670973
Attack red
>>70671246
>>70671340
Roll
EUROPE GOES TO WAR WITH ITSELF, ILL REMIND EVERYONE THAT CURRY IS INVADING GREECE TO TAKE THE CAPITAL OF THE EASTERN EMPIRE.
I WILL AVENGE THIS LOSS IF IT COMES TO PASS
>>70671537
expand in south defend if attacked
Roll for push back the zomniggers and secure arabiania for gold
>>70671537
Defend
>>70671537
Finish England and fill Ireland
>>70671537
Expand East, unless red decides to attack again. If red or anyone else attacks then attack them instead
>>70671649
I would advise securing a spot on the mainland, but its your call
>>70671618
>>70671610
OP since i rolled higher then you and i defended do i then take yo land?
>>70671537
Fill white land between Greece and Blue
>>70671537
Fill under pink, Defend if needed
>>70671885
I apply mine on your land, then i apply yours on the land I just took, and if it spills, it goes into my previous owned land
>>70671944
What do you want to spill onto
>>70671944
Wew, spills attack blue starting with the land he filled this turn
>>70671835
I have little interest in the mainland but since you mentioned it how far can I travel by sea?
>>70671620
>>70671537
Give me blue territory seeing as I wasn't attacked
>>70672097
Whatever you can sail to without land obstruction in the way of the route, you can sail to with no trip cost
>>70672208
>>70671537
Can you change your move after you've made it?
>>70672344
Cry more.
>>70672241
Noted. Thanks
>>70672396
Sure dawg?
>>70672344
Its already really complicated in Turkey with brown changing his mind, from now on, you cant change your mind after the post, if you anticipate a need to defend, say so in your first post, and i will apply it there if you are attacked
>>70672444
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WAR IN EASTERN EUROPE RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
roll for removing the k e b a b
>>70672675
Fill Ireland
>>70672675
Take over Ukraine, Spills invade pink
>>70672675
FILL THE COAST/MID OF FRANCE, CRUSADER FRANCE WILL RISE
>>70672675
ill host a map after this
im bored
>>70672737
Cheeky.
>>70672675
Cede Turkish land to Purple.
Defend is attacked.
Attack blue if otherwise
>>70672675
Remove Poles
>>70672675
expand in south defend if attacked
>>70672902
nigger take pink and roll
>>70672924
>>70672973
Defend
>>70673045
ok
>>70672675
defend
if spills counter attack one of them
>>70672834
ally?
>>70672924
BEING A COWARD IS NOT GOING TO SAVE YOU, SURRENDER ONLY INCREASES MY HOLY FURY
>>70673228
Sorry, But I need Finland and the Baltic states
>>70673604
i need Finland if you still attack we will go to war
>>70673416
Translation: You surrendered land to kebap; a christian cunt would never surrender. He will (soon) unleash its holy might against the kebap on the map
>>70673771
I hope he doesn't unleash when other people can see.
CHARGE FORTH MEN AND DESTROY DENMARK
>>70673928
Fill Ireland
>>70673867
YOU WILL ALL WITNESS, AND BROWN YOU WILL PROBABLY LIKE IT.
GIVE NO GROUND TO THE MUSLIM PLAGUE
>>70673604
i want Finland but you can have the baltic states i dont mine but you will not take Finland
>>70673928
Fill white above caspian and black sea
>>70673928
Fill the rest of Holy France
>>70674021
Sure, Take finland
>>70673928
defend if attacked and counter attack
if not fill Sweden and Norway (sorry blue i need these countries)
>>70674150
do we have an alliance?
>>70673928
expand in south defend if atacked
>>70673928
Remove poles poles
CHARGE FORTH JUDES, TO DEFEND THE ISRAELI LAND
>>70673928
dubs>>70674177
if spills attack blue
>>70674333
Holy trips
>>70673928
More blue
so...what happens when blue dies?
>>70674546
Christian things
DENMARKNIGGERS ARE DEAD, WHERE DO YOU SPILL BROWN>>70674417
Fuck this fucking shit. Every fucking game everyone fucking gangs up on me in the end. And just like every other fucking game before Im peaceful and dont attack anyone. Can't Poland get a brake? Capping this for reference when I get fucked again in the future
>>70674333
TRULY BLESSED WITH THE HOLY SPIRIT
>>70674755
I'll cede you land in turkey if you attack brown in greece
>>70674755
why did you start in the middle, thats where people get raped
>>70674073
Sir of Russia, may we ally to defeat the zombie nigger jew kebab apocalypse in arabia?
>>70674744
Unoccupied lands.
>>70674963
tfw OP hates you for no reason
>>70674963
>>70670088
OP, I.-..
>>70674963
Sure but on two conditions, I control the Caspian Sea and you launch an assault on Greece from Africa. Then I will help crush Kebab
>>70675176
Yes. As soon as i get Arabia, you i will destory kike greece
>>70675176
>>70675125
I am also ending the NAP with grey
I SHALL PURGE THE LANDS OF ARABIA AND CONTINUE MY CONQUEST TO THE KIKE THREAT IN GREECE
>>70675125
OP ALLYING WITH THE ENEMY?
>>70675354
Finish Ireland and annex Benelux
