>Delegates
Fightin' Ted: 520
Plastic Don: 752
Literally Who: 144
>Volunteer for Cruz:
https://www.tedcruz.org/volunteer/
>Donate to Cruz:
https://www.tedcruz.org/l/conservatives-are-uniting-2/
>Insiders to Trump: No majority, no nomination.
http://www.politico.com/story/2016/03/insiders-to-trump-no-majority-no-nomination-221219
>Michael Savage threatens to withdraw support for Trump if Trump doesn't disavow National Enquirer smear against Cruz:
http://therightscoop.com/michael-savage-threatens-to-withdraw-support-from-trump-over-national-enquirer-smear/
>CRUZ HUMILIATES TRUMP, CALLS HIM A SNIVELING COWARD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9slvYjAaS3U
>Cruz exposes Trump by proving that he is behind the fake story:
http://www.marketwatch.com/story/cruz-says-trump-behind-national-enquirers-tabloid-smear-2016-03-25
>Cruz on O'Reilly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2B4g8vpE4lA
>Radio Interview
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZsw8PBJN9s
>Ted Cruz destroys dindu in debate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ye1KDm3t4Q
>Can't Heckle the Conservative Cruzader
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFI9QAbrKnw
>Ted Cruz doesn't fall for Liberal "Gottchya" bullshit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8BWRfOGB2M
>Dianne Feinstein on suicide watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYI3MEhegvQ
>Global Warming Retards killed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sl9-tY1oZNw
>Ted Cruz defends "Stand your ground laws''
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQAr47xF21k
>Ted Cruz BTFO liberal media
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQLfaXzgE-0
>Donald Trump put in place vs a True Conservative
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM6qRl3dSME
>Trump Only Candidate to Lose to Hillary Clinton
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/latest_polls/pres_general/
https://www.tedcruz.org/
http://www.ontheissues.org/Senate/Ted_Cruz.htm
Previous: >>70634026
>>70661499
Ted Cruz is a self appointed Messiah:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNa5w9js48s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v9JYj4jaA0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jp4lIvDIv-g
https://themarshallreport.wordpress.com/2016/01/12/cruz-and-his-seven-mountain-dominionism-is-not-in-my-bible-is-it-in-yours/
http://www.theamericanconservative.com/articles/why-christians-are-criticizing-ted-cruz-and-israel/
He's an opportunistic faggot:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDnuWLuAbCw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cozMqBTMI9Y
No moderate or independant will vote for this lunatic dominionist come November. Hillary will use this angle and stomp his dumbass:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN1IXDrXgV0
TRUMP 2016! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
shoo shoo applied memetics
STOP
AND
REMEMBER
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SAGE
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AND
REMEMBER
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REMEMBER
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LYIN' DONALD
HE HOLDS HIS TINY HANDS UP HIGH AND THEN HE LIES
http://www.dailywire.com/news/4834/trumps-101-lies-hank-berrien
Shoo shoo rato
I will bump when I get notification that 0.05cent has been credited to my account
Daily reminder there is no "stolen" election
https://www.conservativereview.com/commentary/2016/04/yes-donald-colorado-did-vote-on-march-1
okay bump
STATES LEFT TO VOTE
>>70661877
The con man doesn't even know how this shit works. Lmao
Ted Cruz has the endorsement of all Gulf States. We're ready for Hillary.
>>70661499
SAGE AND REPORTED FOR SPAM
>>70661499
I hope you die in a fire you fucking cocksucker
>>70662146
Yeah. I don't think he ever expected to get this far.
We can win California!
FAMILY MAN
RECENT: TED CRUZ CALLS OUT DONALD TRUMP FOR ACTING LIKE A CHILD
http://therightscoop.com/ted-cruz-mocks-trumpertantrum-when-people-vote-against-him-theyre-stealing-the-election/
>Get your dream job working for a superpac as a social networking expert
>The people you need to network with to move up in your career all hate Trump
>Become #NeverTrump
>Memorize all the normie tricks, stale memes, and 3 year old twitter banter that works well with the unholy WashingtonCNN hybrid monster
>Come to /pol/, because someone from the New York Times wrote that Trump's internet base is the hacker known as 4chan
>Spend all day creating threads for PENNIES ON THE DOLLAR
>Trump support still doesn't go away
>Nobody takes Sanders, Cruz and Ryan seriously
>Wonder why
>Start to actually read the board
>Start to realize we are all trapped in the belly of the horrible machine
>And the machine is bleeding to death
>Everything is jewish
>Europe is dying
>19 trillion dollars.gif
>Kebab
>Globalism is a marxist agenda
>When the second crash happens, USA will go into a full blown depression
>Submit your resignation to the superpac
>Buy a kek statue and move innawoods
>Gas the kikes
>Race war now
>>70662622
Calm down shill, you do know we have ID's on here.
Btw I'm from CA. I convinced 40 other people to vote for Trump
EAT SHIT AND DIE.
>/pol/ proves it's an echo chamber the thread
>>70661499
Based Ted
>>70661499
Why does Terd keep gaining points when no primary was held
>>70663887
>>70663601
Ted explains it well. :^)
>>70661499
>>70661737
>>70661877
>>70662088
>>70662299
>>70662622
>>70662964
>>70663601
The shitfagOP is over half of the posts in this thread.
IGNORE THE THREAD AND IT WILL DIE .
>>70661499
He looks like he has autism.
>>70663974
Mad trumpett?
>>70663934
Thats not even an Answer more twisted deceptiveness
>>70664078
There was a vote. On march 1st. Trump didn't show up. Cruz did.
Trump is incompetent.
>donate to Cruz
>>70664170
Thats not even how the process works, lie & cheat your way to win
>>70664347
You're literally retarded. What the fuck do you think a political party is? It's not a public utility.
>A vote for Trump is a vote for Hillary
This is honestly what is going to happen though, tbqh.
>>70664347
drop the keyboard and walk away because you clearly don't know what the fuck a sage is and you keep bumping his thread to the front page every post.
just stop.
>>70664078
Just when I thought I couldn't love this fucking guy more, he gets photographed with a katana in his hands on a golf course.
>>70664486
Fraud of a presidential election primary, there has to be a law for this
>>70664604
Fraud? You mean following the rules? You know 4chan is 18+ right?
>>70664604
>fraud
>Trumpkins believe this
So when the delegates system works in Trump's favor, as it has for the last few months, it's fair but all of sudden now it's not?
>>70661499
CRUZ IS A RAT AND PURE SCUM
Contested conventions are a part of the democratic process for a reason. Why are Trumpfags so mad?
>>70661499
Paid shiils pls
>>70661499
How come Cruz has such good memes as OP's pic? Hmm maybe I can get behind this guy after all...
>>70661499
I am now a #CruzMissile
>>70665249
Because they've become reverse SJWs. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em they thought. Too bad all it makes them is annoyingly over-emotional Trump Justice Warriors.
>>70665249
Afraid that their idol, the great dealmaker, will fail to make a deal with delegates.
>>70661499
Why would you vote a non American into office, do you hate America that much, why did crud seal his birth records and other important info, if you have nothing to hide why hide it
>A vote for Trump is a vote for Hillary
So is a vote for Cruz. You need moderates/independents on your side to win in the general, and a "true conservative" like Cruz has no chance in that area.
>VOTING FOR AN ADULTERER? NO.
>>70665758
Trump cheated on all of his wives tho.
>>70665608
He fairs better than trump. We at least stand a shot with him.
>>70665811
but he never claimed to be a holier then thou christian, Cruz is pure slime
>>70665811
We found the 12 year old.
Cruz on mike slater show
https://soundcloud.com/buzzfeedandrew/cruz-on-mike-slater-show?utm_source=soundcloud&utm_campaign=wtshare&utm_medium=Twitter&utm_content=https%3A//soundcloud.com/buzzfeedandrew/cruz-on-mike-slater-show
Drudge Report BTFO
>>70665249
Actual reason? Let me explain.
Ted Cruz is not going to be the nominee, period. It doesn't matter if it goes to convention and he has the next highest number of delegates. The GOP establishment has already said they intend to choose someone who isn't running presently. Probably Romney, God help us all.
So Cruz's run is officially a waste of time. He CANNOT win. He has no friends in the Party, and he has no chance of hitting 1237 before Cleveland.
So, why is he doing this? The answer is simple: He's asshurt that he can't win, so he's willing to sell out to the Establishment to try and fuck Trump.
That's why we're mad. It means that Cruz isn't an actual anti-establishment candidate, it means that he's a coward and a pussy who serves the very same RINO fucks that he made his name opposing. I don't want this whiny bitch lawyer Ted Cruz, I want the Ted Cruz who fillibustered Obama's bullshit two years ago, I want the Ted Cruz who recited Toby Keith and quoted Duck Dynasty. I want the Ted Cruz who would rather let the galaxy burn than give one inch to the corrupt Establishment.
Instead I'm getting a rat. So yeah, I'm fucking mad, because I liked Ted Cruz, and he's turned on me.
xd
>>76666666
>>70661499
>>70665983
ITS OK WHEN MR.DONALD DOES IT CRUZBOT!! MEMETICS! SHILL!
>>70666178
>being this butthurt
>>70666180
Yes but Trump never claimed he was a devout christian and admitted to it unlike your rat candidate
>>70666110
The establishment doesnt choose the nominee, the delegates do. Cruz is at the moment convincing the delegates to back him once they become free while donald is on twitter defending the size of his tiny hands.
>>70661499
lol cruz has 533 pledged and donald 758
>>70666376
Prove he cheated on his wife. All you have is a tabloid you monkey. A tabloid that is run by a personal friend of trumps.
>>70666465
Irrelevant. He will not win. The delegates serve the Party. The Party has decided, they've already told you this. The only way to beat them is to avoid the Convention altogether.
>>70666465
And the delegates are chosen by the establishment you shill.
>>70666568
>Calling anyone a monkey when you support Ted Cruz
Lol and pic related
>>70666714
>he will not win
He will if the delegates vote him as a majority. You've convinced yourself that he won't, even though the establishment has no choice right now. If they deny trump and cruz, they won't win in November. Parashooting in a white knight would destroy the GOP.
>>70666756
We vote for the delegates.
>>70666822
MOM I POSTED IT AGAIN
You're smearing a good mans reputation because you're in love with a 70 year old man.
>>70663773
Not so much an echo chamber, its just shitposters and shills coming in and taking a big shit on the floor and complaining that we aren't open to interpreting what their shit means.
BUMP FOR THE CRUUUUUUUUUUUZMENT
>>70667282
I like how you don't refute it but than again Cruz Cucks are even dumber than Clinton supporters if that is even possible but it is
Also
>Nice projection
kek at all the fucking assmad ITT
have a bump
>>70661499
I wasn't aware that Ted Cruz was running against Obama.
>>70667649
Refute what? Explain to me in detail how your picture is a smoking gun of cruz cheating on his wife. That picture is nothing and means less.
>>70667202
(You)
>>70661737
>"conservatives" citing far-left Marxist outlets like Politifact and HuffPo
Woooooooooooooow.
>>70667900
>>70668058
We don't vote for delegates, we vote for who they vote for on the first ballot. That is why it is a big deal that Cruz is getting more pro-Cruz delegates in states he lost.
>>70668359
We do both.
>>70666376
In fact Trump did claim he was a Christian. He's also claimed he never has had to ask for forgiveness.
Reminder that Ted Cruz belongs to a crazy voodoo cult.
You may be thinking, "yeah, but he's just an evangelical." Wrong! Ted Cruz is actually not a real evangelical, he is a Pentecostal. Pentecostals claim to be evangelicals, but most evangelicals reject these cultists because they are nutjobs.
So what is Pentecostalism? Imagine a barn-like "church" in the backwoods of Louisiana. It's 99 degrees on a sweltering summer morning, and at the front of the church is a red-faced, silver haired preacher in a neon teal $3000 suit. He is holding a Bible in one hand, and is waving a live snake in the other hand. He is screaming at his congregation, spit flying from his mouth, about the coming apocalypse, as he waves the snake in the air and a multi-racial (mostly black) church choir sings a slave minstrel song that has been re-appropriated as a church "hymn". He struts out into his "flock" and begins putting his hands on the members of his congregation. One by one, as he touches them, these people fall to the ground in tears, as the red-faced preacher bellows, "The power of JESUS, God Almighty!" They have been "healed" by his touch. The men dance a jig, the women cry tears of joy, everyone is holding hands, singing along with the minstrel song. The snake is waved, and the Bible is held up high. The red-faced preacher tells a tale about the time Jesus talked to him and gave him a vision about the future of America and how Ted Cruz was "anointed" by God Almighty Himself to lead this nation away from Satanic forces.
This is Ted Cruz's religion, and I'm not making this up. Do some research on Pentecostalism. These people are certifiably insane. They are not real Christians. They are voodooists. They embody every laughable stereotype about Christians in this country. This fringe cult was never meant to make it this far into our political process.
It's all the more funny now that he's been outed as an adulterer.
>>70665879
Name a swing state Cruz can win
>>70665469
>Afraid that their idol, the great dealmaker, will fail to make a deal with delegates.
It's hard to actually make great deals when you ignore the process altogether and don't even try to compete.
>>70668670
name one trump can.
Enjoy your fucking leaf.
>>70668686
Also when the delegates are conservatives and not populists.
>>70668864
Michigan
Ohio
Indiana
Pennsylvania
Your turn
>mfw Cruz literally triggers the fuck out of leftists AND underage Trumpedditors
>mfw retards unironically believe the delegates won't choose one of the 3 remaining candidates
>mfw Trump is getting exposed day by day
It's always nice to be reminded how ignorant most of the underage redditors on this board are of the US presidential election process
>>70668670
>he's worried about swing states.
A Trump nomination put the south in play.
https://www.scribd.com/doc/307072107/MS-Pres-Mason-Dixon-March-2016
>>70668993
In order then?
Michigan:
Cruz can actually win where donald cannot
>>70668993
>>70669233
Ohio
Cruz can actually win where donald cannot
>>70669233
>>70669315
Cool duplicate images
I love satire threads :DDDD trulee epikk
Sage
Are Trump Steaks any good?
I think the missile is running out of fuel... I-I'm ready for H-hillary
>198 DELEGATES BEHIND
>854 DELEGATES LEFT
TRUMP NEEDS 58% OF THE REMANING DELEGATES TO LOCK UP THE NOMINATION
>OR WE WIN AT THE CONVENTION
VOLUNTEER FOR TED
>https://www.tedcruz.org/volunteer/
DONATE TO TED
>https://www.tedcruz.org/l/conservatives-are-uniting-2/
UPCOMING STATES:
>New York https://newyork.tedcruz.org/
>Maryland https://maryland.tedcruz.org/
>Pennsylvania https://pennsylvania.tedcruz.org/
BASED BEN: TRUMP IS A LIAR
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yX5dBzxKNOw
CRUZ TWITTER:
>https://twitter.com/tedcruz
RECENT INTERVIEWS:
>Good Morning America https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6SAkHUwzY0
>The Factor https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJikK_y3Ot0
>Dana Bash https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1P_WXIW3k9k
VICTORY SPEECH IN WISCONSIN:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPq5gEuP2AQ
>CHINA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDrfE9I8_hs
>GET YOUR FREE SHILL CHECKS FOR SUPPORTING CRUZ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_F1fwf03fe8
>>70661499
only problem is...Obama isn't running, Hillary is and she is sure to throw off Obama in the general. pointless
>>70668664
Isn't Curz a Southern Baptist? The largest Protestant Church in the US.
>>70661499
>A vote for Trump is a vote for Hillary
It is now that you've decided it's cool to screw the voters. I intend to revenge vote straight 'D' if Trump's not the nominee.
>>70671302
Yes, but that won't stop the Trumpettes from making up lies. Thankfully they never stick or even make it outside of their echo chamber.
>>70661499
Will this be topped when Cruz wins California?
>>70671784
>Yes, but that won't stop the Trumpettes from making up lies. Thankfully they never stick or even make it outside of their echo chamber.
Further, it continually drives a wedge between Trump's stated desire to unify the party behind him and the willingness of those who would have to actually GET behind him to make that desire a reality, in consideration of just what those folks would be validating.
Lyin' Ted surges to Third Place in New York after rally in Brooklyn attracts and impressive 8 people
KEK, Big Ben Carson has all but reneged on his Trump endorsement. And the Trumpettes were excited for this. This kids really do believe they can shitpost to the white house.
If they haven't surpassed Reddit levels of stupid, they're damn close.
>>70661499
rafael cruz was fucking born in canada. he isnt eligible to be president stupid fucking cucks. to be a natural born citizen you must have right of the soil and right of the blood... cruz has neither
>>70661499
cruz is not eligible. natural born citizens have right of soil and right of blood... cruz has NEITHER
>>70675760
>>70675671
Thanks for the bump, retard.
>>70675977
>tries to be a cheeky cunt to hide the pain of being BTFO
This guy is fucking greedy jew...
>>70661499
Bumping for the glorious butthurt.
>butthurt drumpfkins shitting up the thread because they have nothing better to do
Vip at the san diego rally
Will have 5 minutes 1 o 1
What do you want me to ask /pol/?
PS: i am a trump centipede
>>70676203
>Grill Spatula
Jesus, that's barely above JEB!'s guac bowls.
>>70676637
>tfw i miss Yeb! cause it was funnier to watch Trump stump him
>now we have a Canuck and some old dude from Ohio who got triggered by the movie Fargo.
>>70667573
The most accurate nutshell of lefty/pol/ to date
>trumpettes will defend this
