/pol/ help. I am behind enemy lines at a Bernie rally. People haven't noticed my pin yet, what do I do here
OP may deliver
>>70661150
time stamp. then film some shit.
Rush the stage and try to take away his microphone.
Check em' ---------->
Time stamp. Op.
>>70661243
>try
He can literally just walk over him and start talking
People have done it before
Be polite and genuinely listen to what the Berners have to say, and proceed to have acts of violence commited on your person. Be sure to record it.
Scream sieg hail and kick some nogs.
Shout Good Luck Cuck as loud as you can.
Rerolling -------------------------------------------/\
>>70661150
Post proof you're at a Bernie rally
>>70661150
timestamp or vid.
Rolling
Be a nice respectable protestor that is open to discussion and will only fight in self defense.
>>70661859
Re roll
I don't have paper for tinestsmp
Literal fedora working for campaign
>>70661921
Go to a puddle, put your hand in it, and take a picture, with the trump pin in it.
>>70662096
No
Just got handed this, pamphlet says the pope assassinated JFK
>>70662330
take a pic of the date on the news paper/
Ask him what he thinks about tax-exempt organizations like churches losing their tax exempt status if they opine or contribute to a politician and would you do anything to change that
No matter what the answer is it will piss off a lot of people (especially fedorafags, make sure you include the word churches), and he probably won't answer at all because it's a difficult question to answer spur of the moment.
this is a 3 hr line, I will post good shit tonight
>>70662497
THIS
Also ask if he thought George Clinton was better with Funkadelic or Parliament
Take the stage and play notoriouskkk moonman through your phone through the microphone
Tell him that you're Jewish and concerned why George Soros, a man who sold out other jews to the nazis, would give Sanders so much support. Or, if you can't speak to him directly, yell about "no more Soros in our politics" and yell that he's a Nazi.
You won't get arrested because Sanders is a pussy.
When it gets quiet, start chanting "trump trump trump!!"
There are no media stories about Trumps at Bernie rallies, who knows what could happen. Keep a camera handy.
some of you guys are alright
watch the Bernie Buffalo rally tonight
Whip out your penis and helicopter all over the place. Swing that thing.
Run on stage and say "Gas the kikes, race war now."
>>70663337
Too obvious.
Nobody ever chants USA at Bernie rallies because they hate patriotism, but they'll gladly yell Bernie while calling Trump a narcissist.
Get a USA chant going and people will join in just because they like chanting. Let them experience how fun it is to not hate your country and you'll do more to redpill them than a million infographics dissecting the numerical accuracy Holocaust casualties ever could.
>>70661150
Aaay new York master race
845 reporting in
Is this a get thread now?
just saw a guy who stole CIAs look
Taking pictures and posting is hard cause fingers frozen and holding umbrella
Call someone at the rally a cuck or ask them if they've ever experienced cuckholding
>>70663779
oh shit
Need your help
>>70662859
>>70661150
>Unzip dick
>"MAGA!"
Do it fagget
>>70661150
Fleece? The most beta of fabrics.
>>70664507
what's an alpha fabric? kevlar?
>>70661150
Binghamton?
Alright, grab a cheapo air horn and run up to Bernie and blast it in his face.
>>70661150
Yell "END WHITE MALE PRIVILEGE" and watch the cucks agree with you.
>>70665272
holy fuck this
try to stir up the crowd to be more radical lefty scum than they want to seem
>>70665333
Cunts will unironically agree with it, but nu-males might start to crack. Inside each liberal cuck hipster is a /pol/ack man yearning to be free.
Go piss on the seat covers in the bathroom.
Give them the old Bombay bombing run and shit on the toilet seat as well.
Seriously, you can shut down a large gathering really easily by taking out their loos. Ineffective against Indians.
seriously get them to chant "KILL ALL WHITE MEN" or something fucking lol
>>70666273
You have to be 18+ to post on this website.
>>70666761
I'm 21, faggot
>>70666958
Jesus Christ, that is so much worse. To actually be old enough to post here and to act like that.
>>70667027
fuck off cuck
>>70667094
I can't even get mad at you, that's just so sad.
>>70667387
Cuck
>>70667094
That doesn't mean what you think it means. Stop.
>>70667552
You keep hanging on to that meme, it's all you've got even if you can't use it right.
>>70661150
>>70667027
go back to tumblr fag
>>70667944
>>70667952
Yeah, he'd sure fool me. I bet he was making audible gasps every time Trump said something.
>>70667944
cuck
Shout that you should unite together against an establishment that denies the people's vote. See how many tolerant hippies agree.
>>70662330
learn to rotate an image you fucking newfag
>>70667027
>>70663830
>Whip out your penis and helicopter all over the place. Swing that thing.
We can't all have your maturity and vision.
>>70668264
I forgive you your short comings.
>>70668221
He's on his phone. Fuck off.
>>70663779
Hey fuck off man I go to buffalo
>>70667094
U ok hun? Xx
>>70668323
Mighty white of ya'
>>70665183
Start chanting for Hillary or Cruz. Play the false flag.
>>70668344
>weebshit
>wait in the rain for 3 hours
>can't even get in
Venue holds like 6000 people.
Good luck getting through security because chances are it's already full.
You can wait at the entrance though.
He always speaks to the overflow crowd. :^)
>>70669037
Sorry there's weebshit on your chinese anime website.
>>70669037
Coming from the man posting on an Indian Fecal Fingerpainting board
People normally ignore autistic kids OP. I doubt anyone will be mean to you.
>>70666042
So true. Pic related, me before /pol/
>>70669037
weebshit? on my Azerbaijan salt mining forum?
>>70666042
After /pol/, of course
>>70669037
>>70661351
this is the only reasonable option, it would show that there isnt much of a difference between trump and bernie supporters
>>70661150
Ask Bernard how he plans to address corporate automation once he induces his 15$ wage
>>70668096
kek
>>70669903
Damn, you aged a lot in 2 years
>>70670583
It's called progress you fucking luddite moron.
>>70661351
Pls op. Make a quick sign that says "I support Trump but I'm here to be with my fellow American anyway." Can you imagine the amount of victim sympathy after you get ravaged?
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>>70671219
It's the /pol/ toll.
>>70661310
DO THIS.
Say something like
"Shit isn't free, you morons!"
>>70671399
No it isnt woodteeth, its called that a 15$ minimum wage floor means hiring new workers for lowtier work is not worth it resulting in mass automation, displacement of jobs, and the tanking of the American stock market/ world market. Learn basic economics before interjecting in a conversation with adults.
>>70663874
This
it's happening
>>70669037
>weebs
on my taiwanese basketweaving board?
Saw this coming in KEK
>>70671493
>victim sympathy
>for an evil white literal nazi supporter
It's 2016 m8 get with the times
>>70673095
that's where bern victims go to get culturally enriches, shitlord cis white male
Try and fug a bernie qt
>>70673095
nice
>>70671990
No it doesn't you luddite moron. It means humans can escape from low paid, menial work which degrades and frustrates them. Or would you rather we go back and ban the printing press and and combustion engines?
I know most /pol/tards are some way below the average IQ level but you have really exceeded yourself here.
>>70673671
Until we have light energy-powered reality fabricators, there will persistently be a need for menial physical labor.
No about of automation will remove this need, it will simply switch from actual physical labor to production and maintenance of newer systems.
>>70671399
Correct. They can escape those low pay, menial work straight into even lower poverty. I personally would rather the government to stay the fuck out of my PRIVATE business.
>>70661150
Don't do a thing my friend. Try to make it known who you are while not being too obvious about it and let them take care of the rest. Give them the rope and let them hang themselves with it.
>>70673671
Yes it does dumb faggot, corporations are not willing to pay that much money to their employers only 2 things can happen, mass layoffs and 1 person takes an extra load, 2. Mass layoffs and automation. Both of these things are happening already. A dennys has already experimented with a automated staff. They like it. So do the people.
It will also squeeze small businesses out of the market. And raise the price of common goods, in short you are economically illiterate and a product of generations of inbreeding. Have a professor review your posts before hitting submit you nigger.
>>70664557
Psh try steel plate pleb. Kevlar is for cucks.
>>70674422
It's all relative. The cost of goods on the whole will be lower due to companies not needing to pay wages, sick pay, maternity/paternity leave etc. Their services will be more affordable to many more of the world's population leading to a fairer society where the sharing economy can flourish. And you oppose this so some fat fuck can carry on sweating their bollocks off for a few dollars an hour at Denny's for the remainder of their life? Jesus, that's grim.
>>70676560
>And you oppose this so some fat fuck can carry on sweating their bollocks off for a few dollars an hour at Denny's for the remainder of their life?
Yes. Because what's the alternative? What do you with that fat fuck when his job is automated due to wage increases?
>>70661243
Your dubs gave failed.
Borrow mine.
>>70676560
No retard sorry to say you are wrong, automation is a massive cash outlay up front. Its like paying all your workers their yearly salary when they start, this will cause the initial rise in cost and tank in stock, in the long term it will be more profitable but that isnt how corporations work shit for brains. The unrest from the displacement of 100s of thousands of workers and the new burden to pay placed on the working class as millionaires fuck off to nations not taxing them effectively 70% of their earnings , the middle class will be expected to foot the bill foreverything.
Kill yourself stupid
>>70663911
914 reporting in, on the border of putnam county
