Anon, you finally saved up enough money as a NEET faggot to buy a 23andme genetics test. You're excited at the opportunity to boast about your pure Aryan or Anglo heritage. A couple weeks later the results come in, and you find our you were Ashkenazi Jewish all along. What do you do?
Kill self
I'll be making the world a better place
1 jew too many
>>70658686
Yup, seems like the only feasible option. I have a pretty Romanesque nose, so I'm nervous about taking the test.
>>70658447
take all your money like i allways wanted to,
U Fuckin mad?
>>70658447
the Ashkenazi jews aren't really jews, so you're ok
>>70659317
>About 1 out of 4 people of Ashkenazi Jewish heritage is a carrier of one of these genetic conditions, most commonly of Gaucher disease, cystic fibrosis, Tay-Sachs disease, familial dysautonomia, or Canavan disease.
No fampai
>>70659317
Jealous af.
>Use 23Andme
>Get genetic information sold and shared between companies
Keep an eye out for a doppelgänger. They cloned you and will send the clone to replace you.
>>70658447
You realize that the dummies that send money and their DNA to those Jews are supplying and financing a DNA database, right?
I mean, if you're ok with that, cool...but are you really going to pay them on top of it?
People are so painfully stupid
>>70659317
post pic, i want to see what a pure kike looks like..
>>70658447
ashkenazi jews are the converted ones, not the ethnicals.
>>70660065
This
>Become Banker
>???
>Shekels
>>70658447
Rub my hands together and smirk jewishly, I guess.
Though if there's any jew in my genes it'd be Sephardic.
>>70658447
ask for my money back of course
>>70658447
>You're excited at the opportunity to boast about your pure Aryan or Anglo heritage
This was literally me before I got my test results back...
>tfw 30% Irish, 50% Eastern European
All of my hopes and dreams were shattered.
>>70658447
>hand rubbing intensifies
you clowns actually get dna tests to prove your whiteness to /pol/? jesus fucking christ kill yourselves
>>70658447
I'm an Orthodox Christian so I would just become this man.
>>70660065
>>70660342
Sorry... not going to post a pic of myself. I look like a fairly normal dude I guess
>>70660960
Yup, I was raised Catholic but I have an aquiline nose, so I suspect I might be a Jew vermin. Only one way to find out. Hopefully I don't have to kill myself.
>>70660565
>having all the parasiteness and evilness of a jew
>no ability
wow fampai
>>70661360
then post a celeb who looks like you bro
>>70661624
there's literally nothing wrong with being jewish
>>70661848
Jews are literally the enemy of practically every nation, I have no clue how they aren't all embargoed today.
>>70660065
There's this guy.
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/52512023/#52532262
>>70661924
>I have no clue how they aren't all embargoed today
Chosen™
>>70662141
Thanks
good night
>>70662191
I choose to toss them to the other side of the world.
>>70658447
Seeing how being a NEET is one the highest forms of kikery, continue to relish my ways.
This thread is now a post-nose thread.
Anyone who got their DNA test find out that they were adopted or that their mum cheated on their day. Good for a laugh
>>70658447
Tear apart wester civilization
>>70658447
Oy vey, for some reason I'm starting to think black lives matter and we should destroy borders!
>>70658447
Generate mass amounts of money with buried jew knowledge, finally get invite to secret society
anon, rate my nose from 1 to kike
>>70663767
slighturgetorubhands/10
ASHkeNAZI. praise kek.
But what if I already have Jewish DNA?
>>70663767
gaschamber/10
I would be happy :)
>>70664086
actually that nose looks pretty greek to me
I'm uncircumcised.
I might emigrate to Israel, heard they have lot of gibes for new migrants and the country is doing well economically. Might get some decent education and a decent job. At least it's less cucked than here and there are better perspectives for the future.
>>70664296
greek noses arent hooked, they usually they have that bump
>>70664279
damn, looks like this is it for me. feels bad man
>>70661360
its not like its your test result anyway
