>You are more likely to die from your furniture than killed by a terrorist
http://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2012/06/americans-are-as-likely-to-be-killed-by-their-own-furniture-as-by-terrorism/258156/
Maybe if Americans weren't morbidly obese, furniture wouldn't break under their own weight and kill them.
>>70656307
>you should tolerate a rattlesnake in your house because you could always slip in the shower
>based on past trends
The future is indiscernible
>we have to let people in and introduce another threat because we already have a threat that comes with a useful item
>>70656307
you're more likely to die from a heart attack than by drowning, so go jump off a bridge
>>70656307
a child is more likely to drown than be shot and killed
let's start letting kids play with guns
>>70656307
Does this mean Atlantic is backpeddling on its lie that white people are a bigger terrorist threat than Muslims, considering the threat now posed by bloodthirsty refrigerators?
>>70656307
Wow, that's such a good point. Time to hunt down my furniture too
>>70656307
i put the furniture in my home of my own free will. i never once asked for a terrorist to come to my country
>I'm sure this statistic will remain true after we import literal millions of undocumented sand niggers! Chekcmaet raceists
>>70656307
>be Swede
>go to buy book case at Ikea™
>narrowly avoid being beheaded with an Ikea™ kitchen knife
>drive home
>dodge grenades being thrown around
>turn left at tolerance control police checkpoint
>make it home unscathed
>mount Ikea™ book case
>book case falls on head and kills me
>we of course see no problem with regulating the manufacture and sale of furniture, to keep us safe from those greedy capitalists
>but regulating immigration is racist
>>70656307
A chesterfield sofa raped my sister and headlocked my father to death.
>>70656307
My furniture is not actively plotting to Convert,Kill or enslave ever human on the planet...
How about we teach to the furniture how to kill terrorists?
>>70656307
>>70656307
I'll remember to ask for couch protection in my life insurance plan.
>>70656307
And don't we want to keep it that way?
Furniture can not melt jet beams
>>70656395
lol
>>70656307
>this is a valid comparison because furniture has moral responsibility and agency
>>70656307
I'll hug a terrorist when he stops trying to kill me for being an apostate.
"Counter-signal Memes for Fashy Goys"
perfectly hits one out of the park, again
>>70656307
The chairs and sofas have the terrorists outnumbered. Flip the numbers and then we'll see who the bigger threat is.
>>70656395
Oh snaps, the Chinese Canucks are bringin' da' bantz.
Just don't forget who you owe your continued existence to.
>>70656307
My furniture doesn't call me an infidel and threaten to enslave my children.
Let's keep calling dangerous things harmless.
>>70656307
if I had multiple terrorists around me all day that would be a good comparison.
>>70656307
>.
there is a type of microwave what explodes, do you keep on using the microwave or do you just use a diffrent one even when the chance is 1 to 1000 that it happens
>>70657100
>>70656307
Is my armchair ever going to nuke a capital city if I don't keep a close eye?
>>70656307
But we are already importing furniture at an unstoppable rate. Muslims can be stopped. Dropping a nuke on sweden at this point will have little impact. We need to pick our battles OP. Enjoy your meatballs while you get cucked by a POÄNG Rocking chair, fag.
>>70658303
>my girlfriend's kids
>>70657842
Somebody has to say it...
>>70656307
And? I'm more concerned with sociopolitical effects of terrorism. Not the death toll.
>Inb4 it has no effect
You're the cuck who probably sides with Muslims out of fear of their wrath.
>>70656307
>You are more likely to die from shitposting than killed by your furniture
>>70656401
Yeah, stop caring so much about society living in fear of infestation and start worrying about accidentallies.
>>70656307
more people die from heart disease than breast cancer, so I guess we should just stop treating breast cancer then
>>70656307
Theres a lot more furniture than there are terrorists. Its because of our immigration policies
Merci pour l'information, Jawad
>>70656307
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=953_1460307904
>>70656307
why don't they use the same arguments when talking about gun control?
>>70656307
Probably because people are around furniture more than they are Muslims.
DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
DJOIHD(JIIO{JD@{JI@PD{P
I fucking hate sites like this. You're more likely to be killed by a coconut than a shark so go fucking swim with a shark then you inbred abomination fucking faggot cunt shit
>>70656307
Does furniture have a political agenda?
>>70656307
Nothing to worry about goyim diversity is a strength!!!
>>70659702
Great point.
>>70659868
>Rosenberg
>>70657842
>>70659868
>David Rosenberg
every time
>>70660083
The guy who wrote the Atlantic article Micah Zenko is also a Jew and a senior fellow at the Council of Foreign Relations.
>>70656307
>Read
>Notice the flag
>A FUCKING MUSLIM COLONY
>>70659868
>>70660546
Crazy how such a minority is responsible for such an incredible amount of leftist garbage.
>>70656307
for now.
>>70655111
>>70660546
ALWAYS!!!!FUCKIGALWAYS
>>70656307
also,
>2012
>>70658463
I totally agree with you
Sweden is the evil who want to kill us all. feminism, muslims, sitty music and now we find out IKEA
