GET YOUR MONEY OUT OF THE BANK NOW!!!!!!
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-04-10/obama-announces-unexpected-meeting-yellen-following-tomorrows-expedited-procedures-f
>>70656114
>zerohedge
>>70656154
>my money
>>70656154
>greentexting zh
Pleb tier
>>70656229
>>70656154
>>70656211
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-04-10/yellen-enters-into-plan-with-obama-to-shut-shitty-news-sources-down-like-this-one/
OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
GET YOUR BLOGS OFF THE INTERNET NOW
>>70656154
F P B P
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>>70656539
>>70656501
>>70656154
>>70656114
same faggot
>>70656154
>start listening to zero hedge back in2008
>cash out 401k at lows
>buy silver at highs
>move to Country
>get laid off because depressed about coming depression
>start raising goats
>build huge garden
>2011 completely broke
>>70657723
Listening to anhero hedge
>>70656114
It's fucking nothing, stfu
>>70656114
China is announcing a gold backed yuan. This is a problem for the dollar.
>Keeping your money in the bank
>not keeping your money in dank
HOLY FUCK AN ECONOMIC COLLAPSE JUST FLEW PAST MY WINDOW AND BLEW UP THE LOCAL ECONOMY
>your money
guys, my money literally just vanished from my bank. HELP!!!
zerohedge is either an svr agent or an HS honeypot.
>>70656570
>op is literally same fagging.
>Shills shilling hard when it is happening
pol is dead hello leddtt
>>70659267
67000 dollars a fucking ounce, china planned this for a while now they make their dollar so fucking weak, we have to make them strong, but they keep saying no we don't want you, your not a good country muh commniusim, muh smogged country, china is a fucking loser country that is gonna kill everyone and they dont care. Obama is probably fucking a trannies ass while he laughs at our country falling.
>>70660204
67k was the high end of the estimate. More likely to be around 45k, but still. This will demolish the dollar.
Finally, subscribing to the pirate school of economics is paying off.
>so many dubloons...
>>70660520
>id's
your stupid
>>70660520
We have IDs on this board, friend.
>>70660095
>str
>bothering with internal monetary policy within the US
I was going to agree with that, but their counterintelligence strengths are turning people and mining for information.
Why they would play the long-con of monetary perversion is beyond me.
>>70656114
If I had any money of any large amount I probably would withdraw it.
>>70660578
we will be submitting to grrrouious china, i see a revolution coming, nigs aren't gonna be happy when gibs me dat disappears, this fucking sucks now. Obama is a fucking child when it comes to negotiating, i bet mccain would have fixed this.
>>70660601
>>70660644
lul xD
>>70660832
>xD
hows merkel ahmed
>>70657723
>>70657723
>>70657723
George U is that you?
>>70656570
can you make it any more obvious JDF
>>70660578
How will life be for the average middle class American in 2 weeks?
BUY SHARES IN KEBAB NOW
Jokes on them, I don't have any money
>>70656114
Zerohedge jas predicted nothing but catastrophe for years that never happens.
>>70660987
fucking terrible, we will be nuking china i would not doubt it. Here man buy this they sell it on amazon, your gonna need alot of batteries incase you run out.http://www.steripen.com/
>>70656114
>implying i have money
>>70660987
2 weeks? The same. Stocks might not even take a big hit for a few months to a year.
America has a couple bandaids left. The problem is that the band aids make the problem worse in the long run.
I'd say, look for negative interest rates being gradually implemented, or a rate hike very soon.
We will probably try to fuck china by manipulating the value of US treasury bonds held by them. Other than that, and war, I see no real solution.
>>70661195
>>70661195
Could you provide more detail on how American life would be two weeks from today, April 11 2016?
>>70661472
So how long would you estimate I have to stockpile ammo, water, etc.?
>>70661510
civil war if we collapse.
>>70656114
how the fuck did you get "currency control" from that article?????
>>70661719
Civil war between which parties? Do you mean anarchy?
>>70661678
its already too late. China already lined up all 1 billion of their people and they all yelled BOOM at Japan. no survivors
>>70661890
exactly better have guns incase nigs rob you, remember no reeeeing when it takes long effects of a collapse. You prepared yourself for collapse for it.
>>70661945
you don't even know how to sage leave this website.
>>70660832
>I was pretending to be retarded
>>70656154
>>70656501
>>70656539
>>70656570
Lurk more FBI
>>70661678
Months to a year before you start to see market corrections, with slow dips and rallies until the big one. A slow increase in the price of American commodities, with a large jump in gold and silver. (Silver up 4% since yesterday)
Ammo has been relatively stable, and .22 is easily found. (.22 usually becomes scarce in a panic buy, it's my personal market indicator.)
Stay out of mining stocks until after the crash. Stay out of oil unless you can sit on it for a while.
Good luck.
>>70662592
Will there ever be starvation conditions? If so, for how long?
>>70662722
Economic downturns generally cause starvation. Not because of a lack of resources, but a lack of wealth to acquire it. Bread lines may make a come back. Conscription or drafting may make a comeback.
The main problem is the fragility of America's supply chain. It relies on cheap energy to import tons of food to large cities. Imagine if it became too expensive to import food to NYC?
I'd assume there would be plenty of civil disobedience.
Tl;Dr not enough gibs too many dats.
>>70662722
>>70663143
As for how long, I have no idea. There are others who would know more than me. I'm just making assumptions based on the short term economic problems inherent with the dollar weakening to china's gold backed yuan.
>>70663143
How do I avoid dying in Los Angeles
>>70663432
By dying in northern Cali.
Seriously though, without aid or some decent rainfall a lot of you guys will be fucked. You already have homeless tent cities, imagine what would happen if they all decided they like what you have, and the police are busy fighting off organized gangs claiming territory, and based roof koreans holding down the fort.
Get out of LA.
>>70664006
>>70663432
>>70663282
>>70663143
Keep in mind, I'm not the most educated or knowledgeable on this matter. These are all just assumptions. I'd suggest you look into it yourself and draw your own conclusions about what would be best for you.
Good luck.
>>70664006
How are my chances of driving to the mountains/out of state once something like this is confirmed?
Assuming full tank of gas when starvation sets in
What happens to student loans in a situation like this?
Are they absolved in the interest of resetting the economy?
>>70664437
probably. but no one is gonna give much credence to a degree from the before time.
i would if i had any
:((((((((
>>70664271
Depends. Travel restrictions are common in a crisis, and civil forfeiture is a real threat. The government can pass a law and say private wealth ownership (gold) is illegal, and you have to turn it over. (They've done it before.)
Honestly, I don't know. It would help to be psychic, other than that, you're on your own.
>>70664437
Student loans are one of the few loans you cannot declare bankruptcy on.
This is only speculation, but most people with student loan debt are young and fit. I would declare all debts settled if you work directly for the government to enforce order. That's just me though. There are a lot of angles that can be played, however it seems the biggest angle would be leverage over a fighting age demographic.
>>70665236
That could work. But what if they don't want to work for the government? What if they view, rightly so, that the government helped create the crisis and couldn't work for it no matter if their loans are repaid?
>>70665723
government will probably bring back debtor prisons
>indentured servitude or jail
>>70665723
You'd have to weigh the amount of people accepting the offer vs the amount of resistance.
I'd imagine it would be more beneficial to reduce the standard of living until taking the offer seems like the best choice.
>no people in debt may have drivers licenses
>no public services for the indebted
>etc.
You marginalize the dissenters while recruiting from their ranks to bolster your own. I'm not much of a game theorist though.
>>70656114
This is why holding stocks, bonds etc. is better than hoarding money in a bank. These fed faggots can't touch you, and corporate profits are protected by the system being hijacked by oligarchs.
>>70666484
The hypothetical problem here is that stocks will be taking a hit, and the dollar is no longer a safe haven for investors.
Generally, I agree with you.
>>70666184
Then everybody would be in jail.
I don't see a way the gubmint could control the population that way.
Such a crash would be a perfect way to institute authoritarian control though; with the government being the sole provider of food water and shelter.
>>70666755
This is why you buy companies at a discount that have proven they can survive depressions in the past. So you buy stock in companies that have current assets on hand that are higher than the market valuation per share of the company. Or with a high ncav per share that is high.
White people in particular MUST I repeat MUST become incredibly adept in finance. We must play the same games people like the Rothschild's do. Wait for a war, buy up government bonds at low prices with high leverage and sell. Basic Rothschild formula. We need to get richer than they are, it will take a few generations, but it can be done.
Utilizing the media and 3d printing technologies and nanotech is crucial now. We must disincentive jews from investing in these technologies. Keep them in sound conservative investments while we grow with the industries of the future.
NO GOYS ITS REALLY HAPPENING THIS TIME FOR REAL FORGET WHAT I SAID IN JANUARY AND LAST SEPTEMBER AND LAST NOVEMBER AND THE LAST THE THE PRESIDENT HAD A MEETING WITH THE FED AND THE LAST TIME THE FED HELD A SPECIAL MEETING ITS REAL THIS TIME LOOK AT THIS CHART!
If I had any money, I would
>>70666835
You'd have to compare destroyed economies in the past, and how they dealt with it. Then, take into account America's massive military and the globalization of nations that rely on trade.
In the end we're in uncharted waters. You might hear about "keeping american interests safe" or some such as an excuse for military intervention. Ports, straits, and shipping lanes are where you'd see the first signs of restlessness.
I still think student debt is great leverage to get a fighting age demographic to do what you want though.
>>70667346
I agree, if this model is still around after the hypothetical crash.
If not, we may end up with something worse, or better. You never know, we might see the end of usury in our lifetime.
Live in applachia implying any if this shit will affect me. If i can afford food i just go out and shoot a deer. Not to mention my garden is coming in nice.
>>70667897
I doubt it, unfortunately it is still necessary to fuel capitalism. We might as well beat the jews at their own game. We can definitely do it, our IQ outliers are higher than any other race.
Jesus christ again with this thread?
They had one of these EMERGENCY meetings last fucking year in November. They are going to talk about another 25 basis point interest rate increase. Fuck off. Nothing is happening
>>70668406
I think what we disagree on is the existence of capitalism in its current form after a hypothetical collapse.
Obviously there will always be a system in place, but with the current attitudes towards government and money I can see socialism becoming more dominant that our current form of capitalism.
Basic income, 15 an hour, more gibs, etc.
However, if the system stays mostly the same I'd be inclined to agree with you.
Bump, the slide is real.
>>70667691
The problem is that like you said, we are in uncharted waters.
No one has had to deal with this amount of debt (both credit and student loans), and add to that, student loans can't be discharged in bankruptcy. We have successfully created a generation of wage slaves.
Debt aside, what would one do in what could be a second great depression? I'm young and able bodied; I can fight, farm and hunt. I am physically and mentally hardy enough to live on my own if trained properly.
I heard steel is going to spike 30-40% tomorrow. Anybody else hear about this?
>>70671337
Buy land, farm, acquire physical wealth (gold and silver as a hedge against inflation, redundant equipment to continue your way of life.)
Other than that, like you said, uncharted waters.
>>70671624
No, but I wouldn't be surprised. I know copper, gold, and silver are supposed to jump. Can't find anything on my end about sTeel though. Any links?
anyone ever tired of the happenings?
>>70656114
>>70656154
>>70656501
I remember Dallas Fed tweet to ignore a Zero Hedge article, even though they and many others say it's a conspiracy site
Why bother tweeting about them if they don't believe the site is real?
>>70673176
I'm getting tired of it not happening.
>>70656114
I was waiting for this to happen today, saw nothing about it.
Did see the DOW up 90 points most of the day then close -20
>>70657723
Your goats and your garden must have sucked.
>>70673559
This
We were spoiled with Paris, San Bernardino, and Brussels all in less than six months. Plus all the other attacks in the Middle East.
>>70674151
I say it's not a happening until CBRN is used.
As an amendment to this, and based on this thread, I will say currency is looking like a more effective weapon.
>>70674151
Why not make a happening?
>>70673506
>>70673506
because idiots like you flip shit over them. >Why stop people from running out of the movie theater if there isn't a fire?
>>70674685
t. Agent Johnson, no relation
>>70674735
Well, to be fair, the movie theater has been on fire for a while now. We just keep building additions to it and saying, "look how much isn't on fire!" (Quantative easing)
I'm tired of this non-happening happening. We were supposed to be in PEAK OIL ten years ago. Instead, there's more oil now than ever and I'm still stuck in traffic. Die off already!
>>70656114
what money?
>>70659267
Makes sense, Soros did tell Trudeau to sell off the gold reserves. Now whoever bought them is going to get rich. Not us though, thanks Trudeau.
>>70659267
Isn't the american dollar backed by its military might, making it more valuable than a gold back currency?
Gold may be worth 67k an ounze but freedom missiles are worth much more no?
>>70675173
>tfw china buys canada with the gold you sold them
>>70674996
this desu senpai
>>70675218
Not really. A lot of the dollars value comes from being the only currency used to trade oil. High oil makes the american dollar a safe investment. Oil has been below 50 for a while now, and with China announcing a gold backed currency, we could be witnessing the downfall of the American hegemony.
Keep in mind, uncharted waters.
>>70675218
You better hope Trump, Cruz, or any other president with a sack gets in office then.
I don't want to know what a showdown with China with a senile woman as president will look like.
Bump. Saw 6 shitpost threads in catalog.
>>70675970
it'd be fine. clinton's handlers would tell her what to do
>>70675970
>I don't want to know what a showdown with China with a senile woman as president will look like.
if hillary wins im moving to the mountains
or an island
>>70677846
Mountains, better game and better hiding
>tfw communism fails so hard that when communist countries go back full speed toward capitalism, they end up overtaking other top capitalist nations
>>70678259
i'm pretty normie so i'd probably just look for a town in the mountains desu
somewhere near lake tahoe maybe, or even just far north cali
>>70656114
learn to read the market op. pic related one day before 9/11 attacks.
>>70678605
The turtle and out pace plan has always been china strong suit.
They like people who play online fighting games, they they the strategy with the least amount of skill and turn it into an art.
>>70661040
They finished with prosecution of banks from 2007 -2016...
So now
- Open Borders to Refugees
- Start Prosecuting Households
- Allow total ownership of US Property by Foreigners
- Use Public Property to secure loans and payoff debt to Chinese and Arabs
Debt is all time hight
GDP is gone
Wholesale Orders are down
Pension Funds are broke and waiting for downgrades of city, county, state governments and US Currency
What was it today a report that pensions are $3 Trillion underfunded in the Financial Times Report??
>>70679178
thats nyse today no panic OP. if something regarding economics/politics is about to happen the market shows first. use the market as your Oracle regarding all things political/economical. It never lies.
>>70679560
It's gold's time to shine.
>>70680217
Too late to buy in?
>>70681219
No, it's just going to get more expensive.
Hold on to old motherboards and RAM. You can extract gold from them.
Other than that, lurk the pawn shops and bullion dealers. Prepare to get jewed.
Jmbullion is legit for ordering online, but idk if you can in Canada.
