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A proposal to solve the problem of India: We move the entire population of India to the moon.
It will rid the world of the Indian population, it will allow a proper development and industrialisation of the fertile delta once the monsoons wash the smell away(will take <5 years, estimated)
There is no disadvantage to this. If you can think of a problem, feel free to express your thoughts.
http://strawpoll.me/7346103
>>70650469
The body mass of 6 moles of Indi-jews will cause the moon to have enough mass to keep an atmosphere of CO2 from the dead Indians, plus maybe Canadians. Fuck them.
>>70650638
This will be good for teraforming, since we can then put down a ton of algea, and there will be fertilizer, CO2 and enough mass to keep this atmosphere. Then we can live on the Moon
>>70650469
No. They'll ruin all of the cheese.
Sailor Moon won't be too happy with her home being covered in shit.
>>70650755
But isn't fermented cheese better? Or stronger, at least?
>>70650755
We have enough cheese from the samples we took. We can recreate the cheese. Make more of it. Be molded by it, not just adopting the cheese.
>pic unrelated
>>70650936
POO
>>70650885
Fermented in shit? Noooooooo.
>>70650936
Aged too long.
>>70651264
We can make more. The cheese fires can be feed by extraction of more cheese prior to the Deportation, brother
>>70651264
Faeces serve as a decent preservative. When combined with moon sediment, it combines to give the cheese an ashy, earthy taste.
>The year is 2017
>God Emperor Trump has defeated the Mudslimes hordes
>The great Wall has been completed, ushuring in a golden age
>But all is not well.
>Pakistan and India are once more on the brink of war
>Politics have failed
>/pol/ shitposting has brought loos to Pakistan, just to spite India
>This is an unforgettable offense
>There is only one answer
"Men, Women, Citizens" began Trump
"We have achieved Peace a second time"
>Cheering for the Unstumpable One is a unstoppable thunder
"We will send both parties to the Final Fronteir. They will be forever remembered for their sacrifice of their poos and loos. They will come together, and give us the Moon."
>a giant spring launches all of India and Pakistan into space
>all the people land on the moon, and quickly suffocate
>The God Emperor can now bring us all to the cosmos, for Carl Sagan.
>>70652190
This is a good idea you guys. Nothing bad will happen.
>>70652613
Pls help Britain. Help India Brexit into space
>>70653556
Kek help me meme Poos to the Moon
Imagine poo falling from the space on us because the indians that shits in space
>>70655628
No. They would be dead, and the shit would burn in the atmosphere. We can send plants to terraform the Moon
>10 yes 1 no on poll
Found the Indian
>>70655628
Also marginally rare. How are things in Egypt? Are there any black guys saying that they were kingz n sheeit?
