How do you prevent liberals from stealing or damaging your Trump signs?
>>70645882
Keeping it in my house, like most people
The Silent Majority Stands With Trump
>>70645882
Shooting them
>>70645882
Amendment #2
>>70645882
I don't live in a fag zone
>>70645992
How would shooting your sign prevent liberals from stealing or damaging it?
>>70645960
You keep a sign in your house? They're meant to be proudly displayed in public you cuck.
>>70646038
Damn I'm stumped
>>70645882
bear traps
>>70645882
Attach it to your mains electricity.
>>70646051
am #bernmissile now
>>70646043
>Leaf
Hello, "rato"
I make explosives and lined my front yard with IED's
Put them at a job fair.
>>70646175
Topkek hahahahahah
>>70645882
electrify the whole thing and you are good to go
duct-tape razor blades around the edges.
Shoot them when they run onto the lawn.
>>70645882
Surrounded by a stack of job applications.
BUILD A WALL
>>70645882
Attach it to a set of claymore mines so when they pull the sign up they really feel the Bern
>>70645882
glue razor blades on the edges of the back side.
>>70645882
What the fuck, why isn't it painted ? It will be rusty mess in a couple of days.
>>70646043
>They're meant to be proudly displayed in public you cuck.
I don't need to display it
I voted for him and i support him; that's what really matters
Silent Majority
>>70645882
Why are MAGAs so autistic? These signs get rekt in every election. Only trumpettes get triggered by this.
>>70646286
Then why do you have the sign?
You beat the shit out of them.
NEET master-race desu.
>>70645882
modify it
bypass main fuse
>>70646335
That's the most WE picture I've ever seen
>>70645882
I would love someone to set up electrified Trump signs and film it, like they do with the bike thieves.
>>70645882
>prevent
>>70646330
to support him
it's a donation to his campaign
I also like it on my wall
>>70646488
Not deadly enough senpai
>>70646387
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GG7nSBgvGVc
Well, he was the King of Pop.
>>70646387
he was called the king of pop retard
>>70646392
Boobytrapping gets you very very sued
>>70646578
connect to mains electricity and poop poo pee pee trap
>>70646246
>supporting a candidate that everyone hates
>surprised when your shit gets stolen
Kek, fucking trumpfags.
>>70645882
One can of spray paint would defeat this waste of money.
TRUMPED!
Couldn't you just coat the sign in a light corrosive chemical? Enough to burn and hurt like hell, but not enough to slough off skin because that might be considered assault.
>Bird be gone.
On my campus people write on the sidewalks constantly for messages and adverts. Recently people have been putting pro-Trump messages everywhere but of course the libshits scuff them out usually just "Trump". The guys making them have given to sheer volume to compensate but, I was thinking of using chalk marking spray like they use for road work.
It's still temporary but, can't be easily scuffed or removed with a water bottle. You think I risk getting charged with vandalism even though it's temporary?
>>70645882
I lined the bottom of mine with sharpened rusty nails.
>>70645882
Why not hide razors on it, like those fliers in Germany
What are people going to do if they're cut, say they were trying to steal something?
>>70646665
>I was stealing his property and it injured me
>>70645882
I'd just put a Bernie sticker on top of the Trump sticker.
>>70647052
Just don't get caught
That would be funny to chalk up a school though
>>70646175
Haha. Great idea!
Also, someone please PS this pic into Carl the cuck
>>70646094
They only have this pussy 120 volt system so it won't affect the hippies like European 230v.
>>70647025
do explain
>>70646853
> supporting a candidate that everyone hates
> leading the Republican primaries
> has over 8 million votes
> everyone hates
>>70646665
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NX9wHZSRTl0
These guys are doing it with bikes, unless it's fake
>>70647376
ignore the redditors.
(you)s feed them
>>70647209
or paint it
>>70647325
Kind of hard considering there's a constant patrol of campus police at all hours so I was trying to gauge the worst possible outcome.
>>70647350
our houses have both 110 and 220, we use 220 for big stuff like the dryer.
>>70646853
>a candidate that everyone hates
airplane glue-sniffing berniefag detected. fuck off to reddit
>>70645882
Electrify it
>>70645882
Electricity + metal sign post = leftist behavioral modification therapy
/SOLID STEEL/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKRryRyHZbg
>>70647198
thats exactly what happens though.
some guy successfully sued and won several years back after he fell through a skylight of a house he was breaking into and landed on a knife on the kitchen counter. lawyers would have a field day with an actual booby trap.
>>70646578
well you could make some boombooms and make a simple electrical detonator...
>>70647604
What if they use jet fuel?
>>70647751
Nothing would happen
>>70645882
I burn or steal soccer stuff oslo faggots with the guts to take this to the most hostile area in norway. That's different right? Three things. A. It's Oslo. B. It's VIF. C. It's Oslo
>Glass Oslo
>>70647358
BIRD REPELLENT GEL. It is applied just like standard caulking, but it does not dry or set up. At least 10 times the sign was lifted, but thrown back down within 10 feet along with shirts, gloves, hats, whatever the idiots tried to used to get this shit off of their hands.
It's a transparent gel that you apply to any surface that you don't want birds to loiter on. Let me me assure you- THIS. SHIT. IS. NAAAAASSSTTYYYY. It takes 24+ hours to efficiently get it off your hands (Think Vaseline + Pine Tree Sap). But it will NEVER come out of clothes. I've thrown away more shirts, pants, and climbing gear (See source below) than I'd care to mention because it's easier to just buy more than it is to get this off.
I really doubt you will find a better, safer, and more satisfying way to deter a human from touching something for less than $20.
Latex Gloves (FUCKING MANDATORY - IT'S NASTY TRUST ME)
Gel Repellent: ~$9 after tax
Caulking Gun: $5 - $10
attach pic related
>>70646665
Not if you put a "do not touch" sign on it
>>70647604
I hope someone tries to run that over
>>70645882
Cover it in something nasty and hard to get off so when people grab it they throw it right back down.
It'll also be just one more way that we can them butthutt over Trump
>>70647828
who wouldnt burn vif flags? they're a shit team with a shrimp for a manager.
>>70647025
Fucking this. Anyone who has ever had to deal with this shit knows that you DO NOT want this shit on you'd hands/clothing. Takes fucking forever to get off your hands.
>>70645882
Keeping them inside my window.
>>70646578
i got you senpai
only costs about $5 too
>>70647826
lol bluepilled gerbur.
jet fuel melts steel signs!
Lots of good ideas. Which anon is going to set up and film it?
I live in rural Alaska so I am out.
We don't film what happens to angry, aggresive, strangers who show up in our front yards.
>>70647532
It's hard to make them touch both of those mains simultaneously to get the big 220v zap.
>>70648060
Ah, thats from the US Army improvised munitions handbook...
Holy shit that this book has very useful information...
>>70647839
>>70647025
This.
>>70647939
I doubt it, light poles aren't even solid steel yet they stop cars right in their tracks
>>70645882
Beat them if they steal your hat. Set an example for the others
>>70646665
>[citation needed]
Place small tracker on sign
Set up hidden camera
Press Charges of either trespass and theft or vandalism
>>70647456
I had a community college in mind, wasn't thinking about a university. But I know when I was at university I would never see them. Though they've probably beefed up security since it's near San Bernardino
>>70645882
Boobytrap them, or guard them with a paintball rifle.
Put them in the trash where they belong.
tesla coils?
>>70648434
Shouldn't you be standing up for womyn's rights on plebbit
>>70647945
Skin irritants like dried Cythilicus would work well too.
Or if you're really sadistic you can (with gloves and goggles/mask) mix it up with fiber glass for a real skin irritation nightmare.
Should be pretty easy to prevent theft.
>>70648212
That's why I want someone to try to run it over
>Anti-Trump fag inspired by the cucks before him decides to run over sign
>He can taste the upvotes already
>Proceeds to drive into /SOLIDSTEEL/ Trump sign
>Now he has a totaled 1998 Subaru Outback and can't afford a new car since he is $100,000 in debt and just donated all his spare $ to Bernie
>On top of that has to pay to fix Trump supporters front yard and repaint the scuff marks on sign
It would be glorious
>>70647350
Voltage isn't even what kills things. It's current.
Honestly?
In a way that doesn't get me in trouble with the law like all these obvious boobytrap idiots?
I nestle them deep in my poison ivy. It's one thing to coat the sign in irritants or put traps and explosives around it.
There's nothing at all illegal about putting it in a bush. It's not my fault that some liberal commie that never went to Boy Scouts can't tell what poison ivy looks like.
>>70645882
Like this.
>>70648763
Would this actually work? Seems like there wouldn't be enough oxygen for the gas to ignite from the shell.
>>70648792
>current
>>70648886
I'm guessing the glass jar is supposed to shatter.
>>70648886
Only one way to find out.
>>70646175
Toppest lel
>>70645882
landmines
>>70646043
Oh, they will be. Soon.
Doing something just to impress people is kikebook tactics and a cornerstone of nigger behaviour. If you're revealing your power level left, right and center to any liberal halfwit, you need to lurk moar. And get out of your leaf-ladden lair.
>>70647432
Hi Osama>>70647456
>>70647584
We got a choppa in da trunk for Donald Trump
>>70648886
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dW1qkBg8sM
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thermobaric_weapon
Same principle applies with the booby trapped gas bomb.
>>70647839
does it smell or irritate the skin, or is it just hard to get off?
I see a lot of them displayed along the highway here in Florida and areas that can be easily seen from the interstate but not accessed, either behind the highway barbed wire fencing or across marshy areas only accessible from private property on the other side of the highway fence.
A local from volunteer made some really nice 4 by 8 plywood signs and mounted them on posts he had driven into the ground.
Someone tried to set it on fire, then day by day was more and more heavily graffiti until someone finally must have hit it with a car or truck and finally destroyed it.
>>70649945
As someone from Sarasota, I regret not going to that rally.
[spoiler]But it was Thanksgiving and I had family over[/spoiler]
>>70648792
>American education
Line it with enough gold that it becomes a felony to steal
>>70645882
Landmines, works every time. Get on the roof or watch from far away with binocs and popcorn, the libs always lose a leg. If they want my sign they gotta pay for it.
>>70648886
You can make it autoignite if you combine equal amounts of sugar, potassium chlorate and pave the outside of the glass jar with it and mix some sulfuric acid into the gasoline.
I have no idea how long the gasoline will remain flammable but atleast right after mixing it works.
>>70646931
Fuck off Guerneville
>>70648792
Nigger you better be b8ing
>>70653170
He's right though.
>>70650404
Fucking retard. Current is what kills.
>>70649850
Except that it will just cause one swoosh of fire and thats it because the initiator isnt a high explosive.
>>70653588
About the voltage yes
>>70648117
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>70647052
You could make a stencil and use mud in place of paint. It lasts for a while and couldn't be scuffed off but since mud is natural and isn't permanent, it is legal in most states.
>>70653655
>>70653588
Fucking retards. Did you even go to school? It doesn't matter if you have high voltage or high current. You need high power (wattage).
Here are some fundamental formulas that every fucking 12 year old should know.
P measured in W
I measured in A
U measured in V
R measured in Ω
P=U*I
U=R*I => P=R*I^2
Lets say you have a current of 1000 A and a voltage of 0.001 V.
P=UI => P=0.001*1000=1 W
Now you have a really fucking high current and you're only getting 1 W. A smartphone charger is 5*1=5 W. You have to be really fucking stupid if you can't understand this.
>>70645882
I electrified it, so when they grab both legs, they complete the circuit. The crossbars are plastic with rubber fittings. The cord leading out to it is buried.
Someone stole mine but they drove right up to my house and I got their plates from my cameras and turned them into the police.
>>70646286
>I voted in secret. No one needs to know that I support Donald Trump.
Good job, goy.
ITT a shitload of lawsuits
Anything you do to your yard or sign that might cause injury or pain to a person is an instalawsuit, and criminal charges for you if you did it deliberately. It doesn't matter if they came on your property to steal or vandalize.
God bless America.
However, if you can manage to shoot them and put a gun or knife (depending on your state) in their hands before anyone sees you, you might be able to get away with it. Their family will still sue you, but that's a small price to pay for a dead retard and an emotionally destroyed family that raised said retard.
>>70654290
>Swedish flag
reported
>>70654290
0.1 Amps through your heart = instant heart failure. Thats what we learned in primary/high school.
Killed that spot of grass, though
>>70654290
Current (amperage) kills
But you need a high enough voltage for it to pass through in the first place.
This is why you can touch an 6000V fence but not die
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIy3GqS-cd8&nohtml5=False
>>70654721
kek
>>70645882
2nd ammendment
>>70654579
>Someone stole mine but they drove right up to my house and I got their plates from my cameras and turned them into the police.
did you figure out what happens
you could sue for trespas as well
>>70654290
Amps are the real killer. Watts aren't nearly as important as the only way to make them effective is to have sufficient amps. The volts are only relevant as they control how fast the heart will go, the amps will control how hard it will beat. Enough amps and you can force the heart to never pump blood, and with AC they will be locked on.
.5 amps is where it starts to enter the fatal zone. Anything over 2 or 3 will very likely kill you.
>>70648792
A high enough voltage will kill you, though you were thinking of Amperage, faggot.
>>70654290
It's not the power that kills you retard.
>>70654290
You realize people live through high voltage low current shocks right? At the same wattage high amperage does damage
>>70648856
Most sensible post in this thread being ignore.
Typical /pol/.
Guess you guys enjoy your jailtime for your epic meme traps.
>>70654868
Which you cannot get if the voltage isnt high enough.
And it isnt 0.1, its less than 0.06 amps, but the death wont be imminent.
tl;dr on average below 120 DC and below 60 AC wont be enough to deliver a big enough amperage through your body to feel it unless youre wet.
Now shove the mains up your bloodstreams and youre ready to cook.
Like you said, instant heartfailure but much, much less will kill you.
>>70654868
Which you cannot get if the voltage isnt high enough.
And it isnt 0.1, its less than 0.06 amps, but the death wont be imminent.
tl;dr on average below 120 DC and below 60 AC wont be enough to deliver a big enough amperage through your body to feel it unless youre wet.
Now shove the mains up your bloodstreams and youre ready to cook.
Like you said, instant heartfailure but much, much less will kill you.
Also, the frequency of the AC will also determine how much amps you need to get fucked over.
Hence why DC is rather safe to handle, because your body works like a capacitor, and caps dont let DC through.
>>70655054
Since when did amps start being called "current"? Thats fucking inconvenient.
>>70655132
Yeah. I filed with the department. It turned out to be some underage kids - car was registered to the father. So the police quested on the father, who immediately knew his daughter was driving the car that night (and you can see her on the camera). She turned in her friends, blamed them for it of course.
I didn't file charges in exchange for new signs. So the Bearniefags ended up donating to Donald Trump. kek.
I wonder if liberals would be stupid enough to do this, but
1. Get a pretty big TRUMP 2016 sign
2. Place it inside of your house facing the window, tape it or whatever, just make it possible to be seen from afar (street, pavement)
3. Conveniently place a camera that could record anyone trying to do anything with that sign
4. If anyone actually does, for example throw a rock at the window or whatever, they'll be recorded, and with evidence it could make it easier to get them jailed or sue them for destroying property and so on
5. ???
6. Profit
>>70645882
I had 3 stolen. Had to just give up putting them out. In hindsight my recommendation would be to get a game camera(used to catch deer or other game on camera at night) and put it hidden in a nearby tree.
If you get a good pic just print flyers of the offender and put them in the box under the mailbox in your neighborhood. Someone will know who they are and they'll be shamed.
Another option is hook up a cattle fence transformer to the wire frame of the sign.
>>70655679
I got a better idea.
>film yourself
>thieves come
>aim a gun at them
>print out a good frame from the video, make fliers of it which say "next time il have it loaded"
have fun w/ da cops then
>>70645882
I like when they steal it they don't use gloves and I cover the edges with poison ivy.
When the fuck did it come down to using booby-traps and video recording just to defend your political views?
>>70655679
A thought just occurred to me. Would it be possible to bury a battery, strip a few inches of coating off the ends of two bits of wire, wrap those stripped copper wires around each leg, attach to battery, insert sign above battery just deep enough so that the wrapped wire is concealed by grass or some shit.
The idea being
>berniebot grabs sign and quickly lifts because committing misdemeanor crime
>gets shocked
>state of confusion
>"this is just a regular trump sign wtf he has magical fascist electrocution powers of racism"
>evidence remains buried in front yard
Landmines.
>>70646085
After you trap a bear then what?
someone post the webm from /wsg/ wit the steel sign
>>70656228
Because liberals are the true fascists.
>>70648117
DELETE THIS
>>70656621
Obvious, you rape the bear.
>>70656314
In a MacGyver sense, yes. But you need to set up some rubber pegs to not electrocute the ground and rubber strips around the sign so it doesn't burn, depending on what kind of battery you're using.
>>70645882
The easiest solution.
>>70656918
Rape it with your ass, right?
>>70656314
>wake up to 400 pounds of pink haired charred flesh smoldering in your front yard, one hand around the base of the trump sign
>media and police all over the road
It would make for a pretty scene but probably not worth the jailtime.
>>70648117
a weapon to surpass the metal gear....
>>70657140
What does the police say about this?
build a wall around it
>>70656995
What sort of battery would work best? Lithium-Ion would be too heavy duty?
>>70657134
The idea would be that the fag uproots the sign in his upward momentum before he grips the sign, so he gets a powerful initial shock before the loosely fitted wires slide off the legs and the berniefag feels accomplished getting away with the sign, but will think twice before stealing another one.
Like smacking a dog for shitting inside
>>70657603
>let's kill people to make a shitter world
>literally
Lol what
>>70657140
Remove her shit-ass attention-seeking tweet and repost the image making her a Trump supporter.
>>70655345
Bird-b-gone is much better though.
>>70657626
Li-on might be a little much. Even just a few AA batteries or some lantern batteries could work on a metal frame to give a non-lethal shock.
>>70657759
Put her in guantanamo right now, goddam i would love the job of deciding who goes to the camps
>>70646392
links to vids?
>>70645882
Bouncing Bettys
>>70647410
I like how casually the blacks try to steal the bikes, has to be in their blood.
I WANNA SAY ONE THING
I WANT YOU TO LISTEN TO ME I WILL SAY IT AGAIN
I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAN
THESE ALLEGATIONS ARE FALSE
does theft of ads like that happen often nowadays? I thought the berncucks weren't so desperate yet.
>>70648327
>he
>>70657944
Yeah but I'd want it to hurt though. Like a beefed up cattle containing electric fence. I guess subtlety is key when you are boobytrapping things.
>>70658030
Based DeMarcus Jones for introducing some of his "culture" into the conversation and proving White Man Jim as the man in the right.
>>70645882
>How do you prevent liberals from stealing or damaging your Trump signs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ptqNMGg948
>>70645882
Connect electricity to the signs. When Bernie fags try to touch them the electricity will give them a suprise.
Use equipment used to control cattle.
>>70658246
A Li-on would work, will hurt like hell, but it'll definitely give them the once-over
>>70658670
Hmm there must be some sort of middle ground... Taping three 12v batteries together maybe?
>>70658248
He truly is a gentleman and a philosophizer
>>70658220
top kek burger bringing the bants
>>70658220
>Pleb
>>70655466
Jane, you ignorant slut
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ampere
>ampere is the unit of electrical current
