What would you do if you woke up black?
>>70639008
White womynz.
>>70639008
I'd be so fucking happy, assuming that I still retain my cognitive abilities and personality. Being black would give you so much more opportunities in todays West
>>70639008
Apply to Med School.
>>70639008
Become an uncle tom and go haywire on black people any time I had a TV interview.
>>70639008
Turn on the light.
>>70639008
write books about black privilege
>>70639008
Be this guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hbWVIfy9NI
>>70639008
go to shower
>>70639008
Cash in on vicitmhood
>>70639008
Go and apply for my gibs and go to art school. Be the token Negro. BTFO out of every one wit my work ethic.
>>70639008
take a bath
>>70639008
I am black.
use it as a platform to espouse race realist ideology and attempt to get white people to separate
you're welcome
>>70639008
Grab MUH DICK !
Sing old 90's hip hop, I already wear track pants and smoke a shitload of weed.
Again? Bitch ass lying ass genie and jew doctors
>>70639336
Nigger
>>70639336
>pull white bitch off dick
>walk to police station
>fall on the ground
>get rich
>>70639008
Assault a police officer and get shot.
>>70639008
>Get free PhD in any sciences I wanted from any school I wanted.
>Make 6 figures off the bat because I can actually contribute.
>Check my time in 100 meters.
Go back to sleep and try to wake up in glorious nippon.
>>70639807
>Dunk a basketball
>>70639008
Johnny rebel 4 u
Make breakfast for me and my long-term girlfriend, who I've never cheated on. Head out to my Applied Mathematics lecture at MIT. Arrive 15 minutes early, place apple on lecturer's desk. Debate the lecturer's points with my racially diverse yet harmonious group of classmates over luncheon, which consists of a quinoa salad and no watermelons. I hate watermelons. Refuse wayward classmate's offer of drugs, and advise him to adopt a detox diet. Notice someone's dropped their car keys in the parking lot. Pick them up, then head over to lost & found to turn them in. Head to the library to start my assignments early. Rob a liquor store on the way home.
Become a productive member of society by utilizing the avenues of affirmative action. It's my understanding that all you have to do to go to college for free in the US is be black and have a High School Diploma. If I have a really black brain though, It might be hard.
make some hip hop music for white teens
revitiligo iz a turrible dizease.
I would star in my own movie about how to keep Blackie down for all dem beautiful but confused white vessels of God's will.
Try to be a possitive influence in my community.
>>70639008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ChLxIOPsZg
>>70639008
I would say shoot myself, but as a felon i wouldnt be able to legally buy a gun.
>>70639008
Uncle Tom like a motherfucker. Liberals would hate me. I mean more than they hate most blacks, at least...
Go swimming for 2 hours without bothering with sunscreen
>>70639008
>>70639008
>What would you do if you woke up black?
>>70639336
>I am black.
>>70639962
Underrated post
Apply for a bank loan
>>70639008
Order crazy amounts of weeaboo swag and show it off around town.
nuffin
Lots and lots of crying
Can I go back?
If not
>White womminz
>>70639117
this tbqh
Join the KKK. Media would shit.
>>70639008
finna get somma day programms
