So ive been in hospital unconscious for 6 days.
Did I miss anything about the election?
Were there any debates, primaries or anything I missed?
I have nothing to offer you for spoonfooding me this info other than I will send a prayer your way for you to get laid this week (usually works)
>>70636424
What happened muh nigga?
>>70636760
Car accident.
Never let a women drive the car if u have the option to do so instead.
Lesson learned
>>70636424
Did you have any nice dreams? Did you think you were dead?
>>70637119
no no really.
can anyone answer my question tho?
>>70636424
What's it like to be in a coma? Is it just like sleeping for a long time?
>>70638250
god damnit you fucking niggers just tell me what all i missed about the election and ill tell you what it was like being unconscious (not that exiting)
>>70636424
I think the only big thing that's happened recently is that Cruz won the majority of Wyoming, Trump got some delegates there, and then the GOP convention in Colorado decided 'fuck democracy' and gave all of their delegates to Cruz
from what I heard Trump is going to do well in the upcoming primary elections in NY and other states
You missed what seems like the final nail in the coffin for the GOP. Watch this:
https://youtu.be/MVc_hIKFmmE
>>70637006
You're no Op
>>70638771
have you prayed for me OP
pls respond
>>70638960
posting from phone for those sweet ass bumps
>>70639376
and yes sir
>>70636424
Did you have a sense of time passing or were you pretty shocked about it being 2 weeks.
>>70639394
Did you meet Jesus?
Never trust the weminz
>>70639823
no i didnt meet jesus u fucking tard
>>70637119
Were you aware that you were unconscious? Is there a different feeling you get or was it just like normal sleep?
>>70640604
ever gotten up too fast and woke up on the floor?
was like that
>>70636424
basically trumps 50/50 with now with ted scruz and it could bet shillary vs scruz for you guys
>>70640768
you actually think cruz could beat trump???????
OP not answering questions about coma
OP is a huge faggot
>>70636424
So how much did you pay?
>>70640680
>ever gotten up too fast and woke up on the floor?
That's an American problem.
>>70640680
>ever gotten up too fast and woke up on the floor?
Uh...no...never. Is this a common thing?
>>70640768
>>70640876
Trump is not 50/50 with Cruz right now
basically, Trump still has a big lead on delegates over Cruz and there's a decent chance he'll be able to get enough to secure the nomination
however if he doesn't get enough, which has a good possibility of happening, the GOP will decide and they'll probably pick Cruz or some other republican over Trump
>>70641091
*the GOP will decide the republican nominee
in case it wasn't clear
>>70641139
>>70641076
>>70641002
would trump still run even if GOP fags pick ratface?
>>70641554
I think he signed some agreement saying he wouldn't run on a 3rd platform... I mean, that might not hold him back, but I personally think Trump won't run if Cruz wins the nomination
>>70641554
Are you able to run after being in your coma? Any long term damage?
>>70641846
you fucking fags shut the fuck up im dont talking about my god damn coma
wasnt even a coma i was just unconscious for a few days
shut the fuck up.
also
>>70641697
you really think trump is just going to lay down like a bitch and let cruz take his spot???
was this just a ploy all along to get hillary in
if so im fucking done with this country and world and wish i never woke up in the hospital
>>70642760
I can't really say what Trump is gonna do, but he's definitely going to try his hardest to secure the republican nomination. I think the Colorado GOP convention bullshit is going to give Trump more support in future state primaries, so there's a silver lining there
and yeah I really dislike the retarded political fuckery that the Dems and Reps pull, but I guess that's how it's always been
in the end we just have to hope it all works out
>>70642760
What was the coma like?
>>70643668
mail me proxy plz [email protected]
>>70643668
i wish i could reach my hands through the monitor and strangle you
>>70643668
AVE MARIA HALLELUJAH
>>70643668
did you run out of refugees feet to kiss or is it a slow day?
John Kasich gave multiple ladyboys handjobs on live television
it was crazy, can't believe you missed it
whats it like being in a coma m8
Did you have any dreams while in your coma? Did you feel like you were sleeping?
>>70643668
Hail satan
>>70636424
What did it feel like when you got in the car crash? Did everything go black? Did it feel like you instantly awoke again or did you feel like it was awhile in the coma
>>70636424
Cruz ate a booger.
>>70637006
what car?
how bad is the damage?
>>70636424
You're still unconscious!
>>70641069
Not bad
>>70643668
Ruh roh, a rare one shaggy
>whats it like being unconscious?
>>70646130
Yeah I doubt they'll ever let that get shown again.
>>70636424
You missed many happenings while you were gone, it all died down now.
OP you're still in a coma. None of this is real.
>co·ma
ˈkōmə/
noun
a state of deep unconsciousness that lasts for a prolonged or indefinite period, caused especially by severe injury or illness.
what was your coma like, OP?
