So here s a funny story that happend a long while ago,i think it fits /pol/ better than /b/
>be me
>be 16
>join a student exchange program
>i win
>i have to go to america
>noice
>get there
>school starts
>decide to fuck with my coleagues
>i m gonna act like an aussie
>get in class
>"g'day cunts"
>everyone stares at me
>"w0ts wrong m8s?"
>random nigger comes out of the back of the class
>"who yo callin cunt homie"?
>dont have time to respond as the teacher enters class
>random coleague tells teacher what i said
>i get taken out by the teacher to the director
>i ask whats wrong
>sais i should use such words
>tell them that its racist to not allow me to express myself like i do home
>burgers buy it
>they dont wanna risk loosing their jobs
>i keep calling people cunt
>the year passes and i keep this up all the way
>mfw those burgers probably think romania is an anglo colony
>mfw i called everyone a cunt and they tought itbwas normal
>>70635339
Classic shitpost my friend
>>70635339
Onya cobber
*tips cork hat*
>>70636106
this doesnt deserve a bump you nigger
>>70636181
>A
>FUCKING
>LEAF
>>70635553
G'day, shitposting cunt
>>70635339
>>70636312
>>70636442
Fuck up cunts
>>70635339
noice.
no, this does belong on /b/
>>70637357
It works better with flags
This belongs on /INT/
bump
best thread of the day tbqh ya cunts
I enjoyed it. Get fucked you crybabies who think you are moderators. wahh wahh this belongs somewhere else wahh wahh.
>>70638220
It never happened. It isn't funny. It would be funny if it actually happened, but it didn't.
>>70638452
It happened in text brah. Real or not still entertaining. Now go cry about this post not belonging here.
>>70638220
but it was terrible. but maybe that's why it was good. it was so bad it was good.
>>70636106
common, you lying donk, OP can't bump on /pol/
>>70635339
And today on things that never happened we have gypsy talking shit
>>70638715
>>70638587
I dindu nuffin
>>70635339
WHY IS IT A FUCKING ELEFANT?
>>70639570
Chiar ai fost sau numai shitpostestezi?
>>70639645
newfag
>>70635339
>>70639808
Tell me you elitefag
I browse /pol/ for 4 years now.
I very much want to believe this story is true.
>>70636181
>>70636312
>>70640043
DUDE WEED LMAO
>>70639942
Nice try shill. A seasoned /pol/ack would easily recognize Eli Pepe, who symbolizes the eternal smugness of gypo shitposting
>>70640183
I saw him multiple times. I always wondered why he is a elefant
>>70640183
This burger gets it
>>70640561
>elefant
Maybe you should learn how to fucking spell and stop wondering about things which don't concern you
>>70640892
Fuk of you stopit amerikan. Nau tel me wai thiss pepe iss a elefant.
>>70640892
why are you being so mean.
>>70641169
You wanna know why is an elephant?
>>70635755
>leafy
sinucide-te pls
>>70642391
>You wanna know why is an elephant?
yes, donk, why. I was under the impression that romania did not have elephants because Dracula sucked all their blood.
>>70642453
Hisssss
Date-n ma-ta
>>70642529
You know how indians worship elephants?
>>70642727
ARE WE GOING TO PLAY 20 QUESTIONS
>>70642786
Thats why nigguh
>>70642654
da-te-n *
Ai macar buletin?
Ia-ti sarpele si bagati-l in cur
>>70641169
>I was only pretending to be retarded!
Maybe if you krauts weren't so autistic, pic related wouldn't happen so often
>>70643210
*pic related
>>70643124
Suge-o