![ThosePickles[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/f2lnWfH.jpg "ThosePickles[1].jpg")
>Eating an unnatural diet of plants and letting your muscles waste away because 'muh sad oinkers/moomoos'
>Eating chicken tits shot up to high heaven with antibiotics
Everyone in these threads in always. fucking. wrong.
And retarded.
See this, pol? That's a big ole fucking plate of pan fried cicadas, and they're fucking delicious with some pickles. High in protein, essentially zero fat. Crunchy and kind of like spongy egg inside. With my cicadas, crickets, beetles, and meal worms I get the best of both worlds. Literally the most plentiful source of protein - being an 'insectarian' is the ultimate redpill.
Do we have to do this?
>>70633916
There are choices other than chicken and insects anon.
>>70633916
why dont africans do this?
>>70634225
they only eat humans
![CloserLook[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7JsG5aM.jpg "CloserLook[1].jpg")
If they're salted it's even better. I considered trying them with tomato sauce but I love the crunch too much.
i mite eat them if you blend them and make a burger out of em
>>70633916
>flag: American
>Obsession with pickles
>eats bugs
>food tray in background for small children
Diagnosis: Autism
Reminds me of crawfish back in Louisiana
>>70634217
Point I'm making is if you feel like shit after eating steak or get those 'meat sweats' hipster vegans cry about, this is the best alternative.
This is actually an incredible alternative for communities lacking protein. Farming insects is easy as fuck.
>>70633916
Spotted a thai tranny.
>what is soy
>>70633916
>spongy egg inside
>>70633916
>american cuisine
You guys were doing good with the fast-food trash. What happened?
>that carapace getting stuck at the back of my throat
>>70634342
At that point a black bean burger just sounds better. The shell kind of gets stuck in your teeth like popcorn sometimes.
>>70634388
>>70634481
You assholes haha I live in China, normal food here
>>70634388
Mexican actually. Obviously OP has to go back. Third world import bringing his disgusting habit with him
>>70633916
>eating way, way below your station on the food chain
pussy. Real men eat the most dangerous animals they can get their hands on, right now I'm eating some grilled lion paws and a roasted chimpanzee brain
![IMG_20160326_120121[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jfl9QWI.jpg "IMG_20160326_120121[1].jpg")
Seems like there's a lot of hate for chinese cuisine in this thread. Hungry? It's okay, I'm sure those frozen corn dogs are filling.
>>70634878
Jokes aside, you know this food is expensive as fuck, right? How is that viable as an alternative for communities lacking protein?
>>70635030
Fuck those communities.
>>70634557
everything went wrong when the sjw and the faggot vegans invaded.
>>70634463
Nah, youre retarded in your linear thinking. Theres multiple ways to get your protein. Free ranged animals, hunting etc.
damn that's a lot of Turks OP
Pickles!... GROSS!!
>>70633916
Honestly, OP is a goddamn hero. Praise OP for actually not feeding to the demand of cows. Cows are the sweetest most hopeless animals and we just butcher them for food.
>>70633916
Eew
>>70633916
>be american
>has to eat bugs
LOL
>>70633916
didnt knew turks were so good for your health
thanks OP
>>70636117
It's time to send Care packages!
>>70634841
cmon, just heat that chimpanzee raw
You're not afraid of some little ebola are you? What are you a wuss?
Dear ChinaProxyFag,
Insectarian is definitely better for the environment compared to raising cows, pigs, etc for slaughter.
Asians (mostly SE Asian, not just Chinese) seem to have worked out the benefits of eating insects but it hasn't been particularly popular elsewhere. I'm fairly sure it's just the 'yuk' factor, but that's easy enough to overcome.
Case in point: offal. It has gone from being 'yuk' to hip again thanks to fad diets.
Full disclosure: I'm vegan, so I don't support this but I do prefer it to our current animal agriculture system.
>>70634225
they do you uneducated fuck
I'd rather go vegetarian than eat bugs.
>>70635431
Only the burger-avatar will bring balance back
You're not 'redpilled' until you're eating live, aggravated giant asian hornets chinkanon.
I ate a scorpion that was in a bottle of mezcal and just started vomiting
>>70633916
>like spongy egg inside
>>70634481
Soy would be the cause for being a trsnny you good goy
Nope
Looks like this btw
>>70633916
how is it zero fat if you fry it
>>70633916
0 fat? Fuck off, fat is needed for energy...
>>70634463
>Point I'm making is if you feel like shit after eating steak or get those 'meat sweats' hipster vegans cry about, this is the best alternative.
But only huge pussies actually feel bad after eating meat. It's literally a non-issue for the majority of the world.
Real talk tho, cricket protein is the bee's knees, better than whey, and tastes like regular protein powder.
>>70637431
It cooks the inside and makes the exoskeleton more crispy. Just add peanut oil.
>>70637667
Factory farming takes up a huge amount of land and the waste from the animals is so toxic and filled with insecticide that you'd die instantly if you fell into the sewage ponds.
>>70633916
>China
That explains it.
>>70636375
Why?
>>70636567
Obviously haha, what'd it taste like? I haven't tried it but even chinese people say it tastes bad. acquired taste.
>>70637897
I figured this is a staple in Mongolian diet, no?
>>70634463
You only get meat sweats or a stomachs if your meal is 100% meat. You gotta follow the 3/7 ratio of meat to veggies.
>>70637810
>Factory farming takes up a huge amount of land and the waste from the animals is so toxic and filled with insecticide that you'd die instantly if you fell into the sewage ponds.
>>70633916
chinks are disgusting
>>70633916
This triggers the turk
disgusting
That's real neato OP. You keep eating bugs off the floor and I'll continue to eat a balanced diet of tasty food that doesn't make me want to vomit.
I used to eat ants as a little kid, tasted lemony
gonna be studying in s. korea next semester, I hear they have silkworm larva and other bugs as street vendor food. will try
>>70633916
This could be a solution for hunger problem in 3rd world countries. if you could make protein bars out of them with nice flavour and if they were cheap to manufacture you could send them where needed instead of rice or stuff like that.They could be 3rd world MRE's
>>70639179
best solution would be if they stopped having 12 children, tough
>>70639239
Well yeah that is but you could give it only to those that have some common sense to give them a chance against the locust
>>70635593
Those can't possibly feed the planet the way insects can.
I made silkworm tacos recently, fried the little buggers up so they were a little crunchy and spicy. Was delicious and will do it again. When I've got the time I'm going to try growing some here in the States on something other than mulberry and market them as Tree Shrimp.
> Captcha: Select all the food.
>>70633916
>essentially zero fat
implying that's a good thing
>>70636796
Hates a properly cooked omelette.
> Do you even cook, bro?
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>eating insects
>not eating fungal biomass
by far the most efficient source of protein, and way easier to farm. keep crunching those bugs kid, I'm having a man's meal tonight.
>>70637810
Maybe a poorly managed cess pool. I was in charge of managing the processed water from one thst was used for irrigating the fields we fed the animals from. as for insecticide- you really don't know what you are talking about. enzymes yes. insecticides no. in fact water fleas were so common they became an issue in the disk filters. you've never smelled evil until you have to clean the dead bodies of sealife and shit out of a filter that's been sitting in the hot sun
Wow that's really nice OP
I'm extremely jealous
>>70639239
saltPeter in the protein
I really hate how vegans in EU post food facts from USA to prove how high morals their lifestyle has. USA agriculture is totally different how cattle lifespan happens globally. 60% worlds cattles live anyway in natural grass plains and don't get any antibiotic fodder.
>>70633916
>falling for the edible jew
>not getting your nutriment intravenous
good goy
I'd eat crunchy bugs Cracker Jack style, maybe throw some caynenne pepper on those bitches.
No larvae though, grown bugs only, and fried.
When the UN tries to replace burgers with this, the new world order will fall
>>70639179
Now somebody is going to post that webm of the guys making fly pies and stuff.
>>70633916
They have food and international boards and all sorts of places we can pass this assholes thread off on.
Just report it, it has nothing to do with us.
>>70639660
what is this shit it looks like salmon eggs
>>70640086
you mean this?
>>70634225
it would require them to think about someone else than themselves, something the negroid is physically incapable of doing
>>70633916
Well, roaches are meme /pol/-tier food. You can't go wrong with them.
>>70640067
More like when the population grows so large people will need a cheap and space efficient protein source
>>70633916
any animal that fit in your mouth is disgusting thats not including eggs
>eating meat
ew
>>70633916
I feel you anon. Went to China for vacation and had lots of these. Delicious. Same with fried silkworms. Insects are seldom consumed in the West because of different societal values.
>>70640188
Yes. Checked.
I always thought about trying bugs since I saw Malcolm Douglas as a kid. Fried bugs are even less of a problem I would think. But those fly pies... I don't think it's as a good a solution as having each and every bug really thoroughly fried.
>>70639874
EU raised cattle uses more antibiotics than USA.
the usage of antibiotics actually increased after the 2006 """ban"""
OT but i love how the german word "Gurken" became its own bastard in the english language. Gherkins. This is just silly, im giggleing like a madman.
>>70634463
Though I'll agree with you that some insects are delicious, there are certain meats that are not industrially processed that are totally safe to consume (free range, true organics, locally grown, etc). Just a bit more expensive though
>>70640156
>fungal biomass
>>70635968
we've literally bred them to be useless hopeless shits so we could milk and eat them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niOm01dEzzI
The only bugs I eat are sea bugs. You have fun eating crap that crawls on the ground.
>>70633916
that's cruel
Where to buy quality turks OP???
>>70641427
kek.
based hungary
>>70640776
Only Spain, Italy and France use more antiobiotics than US. Most of cattles can't even use antibiotics months before they are slaughtered
>>70640776
Objectively false.
>still eating noob food
yu want the ultimate redpill?
Eat the fucking Blowfish
>>70633916
Looks tasty.
Would eat
>>70633916
>unnatural diet of plants
Humans are omnivores. I fail to see how eating plants is unnatural in your eyes.
Don't care how nutritious and allegedly tasty they are
I'm never eating bugs
ever
>2016
>not eating your protein like a real man
>>70633916
>'muh sad oinkers/moomoos'
To be fair though. Pigs are more intelligent than dogs and worthy of more respect than dogs. Anyone who would hesitate to eat a dog, but not a pig or swine is a massive hypocrite. That said, I'd probably eat dogs if it was cheap or tasted as good as pork.
>>70634388
hahaha
>>70633916
how many do I have to eat before I can have tendies?
>>70633916
>zero fat
INTO THE LE TRASH IT GOES
>>70643681
>mettbrötchen
that shit is delicious. Best protein I would say is still wild meat, deer, elk, moose, buffalo if you can get access to it its tasty as fuck lean and high in protein. Maybe not as much as bugs but I would rather eat something that bleeds.
>>70645007
>saturated fat causes heart disease has been disproven for many years
>discover lack of certain fats actually causes heart disease
>people still believe low fat = healthy
>still get fat
It's almost like eating regular food in reasonable portions is all you actually need to do to stay healthy...
>>70644530
I loved the dogs I had but if I or my family was ever hungry enough its food. And to be clear I mean farm dogs, any indoor dogs are sad pathetic creatures.
>>70633916
>eating roaches
So this is Kurdish cuisine?
>>70634388
>Kühne
stop eating glorious german pickles with live bait
>>70645422
finally someone that appreciates a simple dish.
>>70644530
>Pigs are more intelligent than dogs and worthy of more respect than dogs.
They're "shoot on sight" pests in many places.
Fuckers breed like rabbits but do even more damage to the environment since they're bigger and eat almost anything.
Every last one of the disgusting creatures should be rounded up and shot.
>>70633916
>eating bugs
>not steak fingers
>not yams
>not whiskey for breakfast
What the fuck is wrong with you.
>>70634388
kek
Is this an actual viable option? Can I just go in my backyard, dig up some worms; catch crickets, ants, and spiders; and just have at it? Fry them up with a bit of garlic, salt, pepper, and other spices and have a delicious meal with some vegetables? I'd rather not eat the mass murder processed jew anymore, but I love meat too much to quit.
>Eating bugs
>Eating bugs WITH FUCKING PICKLES
>>70646999
If you want to spend every minute of your day scavenging for bugs, then yes it is viable.
>>70634303
>eating with gook sticks
Oh, a nonwhite person with disgusting and uncivilised eating habits? How interesting and unprecedented.
>>70646999
/sci/ here
you absolutely can, so long as you arent getting a source that's riddled with parasits or heavy metals like soil in most american cities
if you start breeding termites/crickets/cicadas from a petshop you'll be golden, they eat cellulose so you can basically recycle your paper waste into meat
>>70647478
bugs are literally everywhere. It wouldn't take long to collect enough to make at least a snack
>>70633916
>Cicadas
>Delicious
They taste like asparagus, a pleb vegetable.
>>70647570
also, mealworms eat styrofoam! fucking styrofoam!
>>70633916
>low fat
wew lad what are you doing
>>70633916
Eating bugs is for the poor
>>70636566
That's painful just thinking about.
Should farm insects in a high-O2 Triassic style environment so they get huge, and then eat them. Giant bug is tasty bug.
>>70650114
Not Triassic, can't remember the right era. Point stands though.
>>70647691
>mealworms
NOOOO! I couldn't eat Kelloggs for weeks as a kid after seeing that episode from The X-Files.
>>70633916
You're not a human if you eat this shit.
>>70633916
You do realize you're also eating the shit inside of them, right?
>>70636566
Best swallowed whole
>>70650411
>mother makes famous austrian tomato soup with rice
>tell mother danke vielmals für das gute essen!
>notice a small curled up meal worm between the rice
>keep eating and enjoy the extra protein
it was hard after the war
>>70647570
>>70646999
>>70633916
Bunch of sick fucks in this thread. News flash also, >>70646999
eating meat has nothing to do with kikes. People have been eating meat for thousands of years. The difference is now you can sit on your ass in an office for 8 hours a day, then pay for the meat with the money you got, rather than hunting it yourself. Meat gives strength. Feel appreciation and respect for the animals you partake in, not shame. They gave their life to make you stronger and allow yours to go on. The jews are the ones trying to make you feel bad for being a normal part of natures cycle.
>>70634342
Actually I read somewhere that there is actually a company wanting to make burger patties out of insects which you can then buy frozen in the supermarket or something like that. Might be worth googleing.
>>70639660
>>70633916
I would like to try both of your diets and see how they work out, teach me your ways, Insectarian and fungal biomass anons.
Where and how do I start?
>>70651902
t. YHWH
>>70633916
Why are you eating turks?
>>70633916
Theoretically, if we tought kids from the very beginning that this stuff is normal food, people wouldn't find it gross anymore, r-right?
>>70640827
>meat being healthy in any capacity
Top cuck
>>70645493
>disproven for many years
Thats not true in the slightest bit. You read one NCBI article and probably didnt even check the methods of research and just regurgitate this nonsense
I seriously nearly gagged
Bugs are fucking disgusting you nasty faggot
>>70633916
>'insectarian' is the ultimate redpill.
Looks disgusting.
