Legal to do to a 16 year old:
>shit in her mouth
>piss on her face
>gang bang her and fill her cunt with cum from multiple men
Will brand you as a sex offender for life:
>possessing an image showing the nipple of a girl one day before her 18th
>>70620450
CAN; join army at 16
CANT; play call of duty (18 rated)
CAN: have full sex with as many people you like
CANT; look at porn legaly
>>70620744
>britbong law says you have to actually go outside and fuck womyn if you want to sexually release yourself
Sounds pretty redpilled to me desu senpai
>>70620744
>cant look at porn legally
uhh is there a soul on earth who cares about that shit (minus the parents)
>>70620817
Yeah but our women are mostly hideous, and the ones that aren't are very aware of it
>>70620879
Come to Francia
>>70620450
>CAN; join army at 16
And will never see action before 18 (if ever...)
>CANT play call of duty
ratings aren't law
>CAN have sex at 16
Except with people having influence over you (teachers, police, etc...)
>CANT look at porn legally
Porn isn't just sex, it has legal implications you need your full rights (be 18) to deal with. Of course it's mostly about DOING porn, nobody ever got a fine for looking at porn and being 16
>>70620450
If you're out fucking 16yo's do you really need pics of 16 yo's to fap at?
Or, if you're not, how about this? How about not having pics of girls under 18 on your computer, faggot? Gee, that's REALLY fucking hard, isn't it?
Is it just me or are paedos looking to be the next "oppressed minority".
>>70620932
>Come to France
Bitch, if I wanted to shag the kind of women your kip of a country has to offer, I'd go somewhere like Kenya, where I'd be less likely to be killed and eaten.
I'd never fuck a teen.
Fuck my life.
>>70620450
Mandatory.
>>70620817
>16yo girls
>women
wew
>>70621333
THIS so much.
>>70621333
but the evil pedophiles are waiting in the bushes just ready to rape your children if you leave them out of eyesight for just a second why are you a pedophile sympathizer why do you support child rape reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>70621251
How dare you? I said France not Paris.
>>70620744
You can't be deployed until you're 18
>>70621403
>mfw I'm meeting up with some 15 year old qt this week to fuck her
>mfw I'm 22
>mfw all of this is legal
>>70621049
You misunderstand though
>Be with girl when she's 16
>Legally marry her
>Legally buy a house with her
>Legally have a child with her
>Take a topless picture of her when she's 17 years 364 days and get a life sentence
I assumed you were being serious until you started mentioning paedophilia which it isn't, in fact you could argue that "paedophile" has became just as worthless as "racist", "fascist", "rape" or any of the buzzwords the left have applied new definitions to with the only difference being it isn't the left twisting the definition this time. I'm not defending it exactly I'm just pointing out how flawed and ridiculous it is. Not that it'll make any difference to you because you just call me a "paedo" for "defending it" and "win" the argument, proving my point.
>>70621322
Why not lad? I shagged a 14yo when i was 17
>>70621403
Sixteen is old enough to get pregnant, I'd say that means they're women.
>>70620744
>Can't play Call of Duty
Good
That means less kids online.
>>70621333
Easy to avoid nonetheless. Honestly, I just can't feel sorry for these people.
Don't. Download. Underage. Pics.
Don't. Be. A. Paedophile.
Super simple stuff.
You're never going to be a high ranking official, so that doesn't apply to you, or me or anyone other permavirgin here, so the only way we're going to jail, us for actually being a paedo.
Stop. Being. A. Fucking. Paedo.
>Hey anon, why don't you go out? You've never had a girlfriend... Are you gay....?
>No, I just hate people.
Wow. Difficult, isn't it?
>>70621597
but her parents can put you through a shitload of legal trouble if they want to ... be careful
>>70621692
They know and they're okay with it.
I guess I shouldn't have searched for jailbait on imagefap
>>70621403
15-16 is the best age for a woman to get pregnant. Everything afterwards is technically already too old.
>>70621519
Heh Heh Heh Kek
>>70621717
But in order to get the parents out of the story, she needs to be 18, right ?
>>70620450
age of consent is 16 here in kansas mate.
>>70621403
old enough to bleed, old enough to breed
ITT the usual numale vaginas turn up whining about pedophiles because a hot teen would never even consider fucking them
>>70620450
Gotta love the Bong legal system
It isn't any better here though, we're heading your way
>>70621597
>>70621717
I thought france being overrun by muslims was a meme
>>70620450
sauce?
>>70621769
As long as she's at least 15 and the parents are fine with it you're free to do whatever you want.
She needs to be over 18 for the parents to not even have a say in the matter.
>>70621817
Same here in Canada. You're fine... just so long as you don't take any pictures of her!
Isn't the law strange?
>>70621753
>there are people in this world that think it is acceptable to have children after the mid 20s
this has always disgusted me desu senpai
>>70621836
What does that have to do with muslims?
Sexual majority in France is 15 but you need the parents' approval if she's under 18.
>>70621875
En effet, merci pour le rappel.
>>70621912
This
>tfw sister is 24, married and with a blond haired, blue eyed baby on the way
She was a pain in the ass while growing up but I gotta say I'm pretty proud of her right now.
>>70621680
>You're never going to be a high ranking official, so that doesn't apply to you
But it may very well apply to a politician that you may want to see in office.
>Super simple stuff.
That's exactly why it's so easy to plant evidence on your computer.
>Stop. Being. A. Fucking. Paedo.
Stop. Fucking. Ignoring. The. Real. Issue.
I am not a pedo, but CP is a national security issue. It's also a tax issue and a child rape issue (because police wastes their time chasing bytes instead of rapists, and because CP reduces actual rape).
>>70621597
how the fuck did you manage that?
>>70621601
No, sorry. Marry the girl, ride her, buy the house, etc..
That whole situation can be preserved by not taking the picture. It's that simple.
It's like telling someone not to put their hand on a cooker because it's hot. They do it anyway and expect pity because they got burned.
It's not flawed, anon. It's as easy as not having the pic on your phone/hard drive.
Too many people are whinging because they're too weak to avoid the "cooker".
>>70621837
انت بتاع عيال ولا ايه يا ابن المتناكة؟
>>70621597
how
>>70622028
Tinder, what else?
Literally cannot wait.
If a girl has a sprout of pubic hair, it should be legal to be with her. Also, do little whores keep their first pubic shave? I know women like to keepsake the first haircut of their babies.
>>70622191
What the fuck Pedro?
>>70621993
noice, my sis is always getting butthurt and parroting feminist talking points
>mfw she's not yet out of uni and she is already engaged
>mfw she'll probably have like 3-4 kids and a happy marriage with her based boyfriend
>>70621597
>>70621692
>>70621717
>>70621769
>>70621875
What is all this about frogbros? I actually traveled to France to take the virginity of my girlfriend when she was still 15, as we were both under the impression it would be legal.
TL;DR version of our story: long distance with American girl. She convinces her mum to go on their summer vacation to France, knowing that it would be easy for me to come stay in a hotel across the street from theirs, meaning she would be able to sneak off and spend time with me.
Being able to fuck legally was the ONLY reason reason we decided on France.
>>70622227
Pretty good senpai
Also
>she finished law school last year
>her husband is a banker
>>70622096
more please
>>70622051
احا انتو راقدينلي في كل حتة؟
بعدين البت وتكة يعني, هي من 16 ل18 هتنط من بنت لست مثلا؟
>>70620450
The UK used to have topless 16 year olds on Page 3 of their newspapers but now you live eat and breath American media and pop culture so much you become Americanized. Globalization doesn't really exist, it is just Americanization.
>>70622251
Well France is a muslim-overrun shithole but at least when it comes to fucking girls our legislations are pretty based.
>>70622324
I'm afraid that's all I have, this is the only pic she texted me, all the others she sends through Snapchat and I feel like screencapping them might make it awkward.
>>70622220
Does not your mother kept a lock of hair from your first haircut when you were a baby? My mother has mine along with my sister's.
>>70622413
No, we're civilized people.
>>70621760
tbqh the frogposter isn't lying. French girls are god-tier outside Ile-de-France. Friendly, too.
>>70620932
I like women don't stink like shit and have a reasonable amount of body hair.
>>70622360
هي صحيح شكل ليها مستقبل بس يا راجل حرام عليك دي كبيرها 12-13 سنة
>>70622442
I am sorry your mother hated you. Some women can be really mean.
>>70621680
But JIDF you forgot something which coincides to be all the actual hard parts
>dont take family pictures ever for the risk of a nipple slip or posing "too sexualized" in the mind of someone else
>dont own pics of woman that could be claimed to be 17 year old even if they are evidently over 18 no matter if you are actually younger than them or they are just your girlfriends pictures for the risk of a nipple slip or posing "too sexualized" in the mind of someone else
>dont possesspictures of yourself if you are close to 18 year olds or younger for the risk of a nipple slip or posing "too sexualized" in the mind of someone else
>don't become a victim of false accustations and false evidence planted
WoW. So super simple
>dont worry if politicians are bribed or destroyed with false accusation of owning child porn
>you are just a silly ant worker goy, dont concern yourself with rightousness and justice, produce more shekel and consume and pay off your eternal debt
>>70622412
no but nigga, i want to know how you got a fucking 15 year old to meet with you
isn't this degeneracy though?
>>70622442
>No, we're civilized people.
Sure, you are Ahmed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=az5CgLllT7c
>>70620964
Idk if the rules are different for Europe but during my fight for israel stage I joined the US Army at 18 and was deployed to a really shitty part of afghanistan 4 months later
>>70622286
that better not be a chosen people in her belly anon, if not then congrats :^)
>>70622096
Sweet fucking jesus, I wouldn't last 5 mins in her
Shame tinder here is fucking shit
Just like everything, basically
>>70620450
You guys should make weed legal already
Here in CT the age of consent is 16. It's pretty sweet.
>>70622553
What do you mean how, I just told you.
>get matched on Tinder
>chat a bit
>offer to meet up
>she says yeah but you should know I'm actually 15, not 18
>fuck if I care
>get number and Snapchat
>gonna meet up
>>70620817
This desu senpai. If you're still a virgin at 18 they might as well let you look at porn, you're never going to get laid.
>>70622602
wait, it's better elsewhere
what makes tinder here shi?, I don't get it
I'd love to shit and piss on some Anglo whores face
>>70622598
No, the guy's family is catholic, they even got married in a church.
>>70622040
>That whole situation can be preserved by not taking the picture.
If she's legally his wife, he shouldn't become a sex offender because he has a sexy pictures of his wife.
>>70622530
يا عمي روح شوف الارياف ولا الصعيد بيجوزوهم من 12
احنا أنيل من الخواجات ميت مرة
>>70622659
fugg
>>70622626
It's 16 in the uk
>>70622602
Yeah I feel like I'm gonna bust a nut in 20 seconds but it'll all be worth it.
Also Tinder is absolute shit here too desu, this is one of like 3 matches I got in a month.
>>70622685
deus fucking vult
the white french shall rise again
>>70622028
>>70622096
>>70622659
This will end well.
>>70620450
While the age of consent is 16, it is considered taboo to for an adult to fuck a 16 year old.
>>70622737
Well unfortunately it's a girl but I feel like I can use my uncle-influence to make her a pretty good crusader.
>>70622765
Why wouldn't it?
>>70621601
You don't get a life sentence though. You most likely wouldn't even go to jail
>>70622679
>open tinder anywhere that isn't a post-industrial shithole
>zero results found
>open tinder in post-industrial shithole
>mingers everywhere, and even they won't give you the time of day
>open tinder in london, manchester, liverpool, edinburgh
>bots everywhere, more likely to get shanked than shagged with the rest
>>70622828
i live in surrey, supposed to be one of the more upper class counties
99% are disgusting make up monsters pulling duckfaces
only ever had one match because I swipe right on almost every one
>>70622780
Not really. Stop believing the tabloids. All the young men I hang out with (20 to mid-30s) openly boast about fucking 16 year olds. Obviously a you don't speak that way around family or older women, but that's just common sense.
Legal:
>sit on face
>film porn
Illegal:
>sit on face and film porn
>>70623057
Same here its fucking common to guys 20 fuck 16years old and fuck even when age of consent is 16 here. It seems like many 14-15 go around having relationships with 20y guys.
>>70623057
Well I'm sure your friends boast about being craddle robbers Ahmed, but us Brits don't really like that thing. Its creepy.
>>70622550
This.
>>70623057
your friends sound like a bunch of wankers desu
>>70622708
كس ام الفلاحين الصراحة كنت معاهم في الجيش مابيتعشروش وكل واحد فيهم خاطب بت في الاعدادية بيكلمها علي الموبيل و يقولي "ايوه لازم تخوذلك البت صوغيرة عشان تعرف تربيها علي ايدك"
>>70623292
>fucking fresh young pussy because you can
>wankers
You sound like a beta faggot m8
>>70620450
I'm a single dad with a seventeen year old daughter.
My wife, the mother of our child died in a car crash in 2012.
I had to identify her body. It's a legal requirement.
I had a policewoman holding my shoulder. She knew I would break down.
She held me for support. And I broke down. Crying. Sobbing.
I've seen death. I'm ex Army. And have seen and done some bad things.
But when you lose someone close then it hurts.
>>70623353
Chasing after people who just turned of age is very creepy, its like one step away from paedophilia.
>>70623353
grown men who boast about that shit are often mouthy cunts
anyway, after 30 you should be married with kids, not sleeping around with teenage girls
>>70623503
But it's not paedophilia and it's not 'creepy'.
>>70623317
هما ولاد وسخة دة اكيد
>>70623278
I seriously find it difficult to believe there are any muslims living in the UK who visit 4chan (let alone /pol/). It's so contrary to everything I know about their culture.
>us Brits
How far back can you trace your ancestry on these shores? I go way back m8.
>>70623292
A fair few soldiers. Yes they're wankers.
>>70623658
>But it's not paedophilia
Hence why I said it was 'one step away' from it.
>it's not 'creepy'.
Craddle robbing is creepy lad.
>>70623450
Sorry...
But what is your point exactly?
Is your daughter acting in a degenerate way at all?
>>70623850
>there are any muslims living in the UK who visit 4chan
You'd be surprised the kind of people who browse 4chan.
>How far back can you trace your ancestry on these shores?
Pretty far back lad, want me to wipe out the 23andme results?
>>70623942
Seems like a pasta.
>>70622370
Keep believing that.
>>70623503
>fucking women who were not of age but are now of age is creepy
This is a feminist myth to make you settle for older women.
>>70623928
>Craddle robbing
Most of your female ancestors were under 15 at the time of giving birth to their first baby. Starting from your mother and stretching back down your bloodline for 5 thousand years, probably more than 90% were 15 or under. And in a significant percentage of those cases, the man would have been a good few years older too.
Should we go back in time and stop that from happening? I would like to invent a time machine and do us all a favour by going back and ending your bloodline hundreds of years ago.
>>70624299
>older women
I'd go for women a year or two younger, but not that young.
>>70624354
I don't see how things worked 100 years ago matter today. Cultures change, what is and isn't taboo changes with it.
>>70621680
This. Don't download anything, if you really can't help yourself just go to fullhan with a proxy.
People who get busted with 4TB of cold stored kiddie fiddling need their head looking at for many reasons.
>>70622096
Does that mean you lied about your age to get into the under 18 bracket?
>>70624461
I literally don't give a fuck about age as long as the attraction is there and it's legal, which is why I have my 15 year old hottie but I'm also trying to get in my 27 yo friend's panties.
>>70622251
actually that might still be illegal
your country can legally prosecute you for breaking domestic law abroad (and a common example is traveling abroad for the purpose of lowering the age of consent)
>>70624646
No, her own profile showed she was 18.
>tfw you missed out on teen romance and got to experience a tight virgin pussy
>>70624646
loads of girls put an age above 18 on their profile because they don't want to see the 15-17 year old boys.
>>70624689
the dream
>>70624733
desu I was a chubby autist ine high school so I never got to feel fresh teenaged pussy until now.
>>70624793
Which was a lie obviously kek
>>70624659
Your Algerian heritage is showing.
>>70621333
This.
The main reason why we have EU politicians like Franz Timmerman literally calling for European genocide openly while looking like they are shitting themselves is control via planted CP. Any and all leaders can be controlled in this way by the Jew and is now the favoured tactic since actual ritualized kiddie fiddling got the whistle blown by Alex Jones of all people in the Bohemian Grove.
>>70624857
My only heritage is slav.
>>70624820
I've seriously considered making a false facebook with an under 18 age to see if I can't score a 16 year old, but if it somehow got out I'd be pretty fucked.
>>70624909
Yeah nah this is a bad idea.
Luckily quite a few girls actually lie about being over 18 on Tinder.
>>70624461
>Cultures change
Biology doesn't change m8
>>70624820
lmao
>>70624905
Arguably worst lad.
>>70624976
You're right, however culture can trump biology.
>>70624671
You know how difficult it would be to prosecute someone from the UK, fucking someone from the US, while both were in France, after both parties have returned to their home countries? That would be fucking ridiculous.
>>70624646
Man, 15 year old girls claim to be 18 on tinder and badoo. It is the jail bait dream.
>>70620744
you can play cod before you're 18 it's just illegal to sell it to persons below that age
>>70621333
I really want to download this one doujin but I'm not sure if the characters are over the age of consent. Does anyone know how I can contact these drawings or find out how old they are?
>>70624461
The skin of a qt of 16-17 vs the skin of an old hag
>cultural changes
kek
>>70621333
>>70624870
in that case, they can't normalise paedophillia can they?
>>70625179
At least I'm not British
>>70625207
There are still laws in place for that, which is why it's not always very smart to go to some third world shithole to fuck 13 year old girls, as you can still be prosecuted in your home country to return
>>70620744
>CAN; join army at 16
CAN'T: be deployed before 18. Jesus shitcunt even I know this.
>>70625283
that depends on the quality of the doujin
luckily, you have an arsenal of experts right here on /pol/ ready to determine the legality of said doujin
>>70620450
Legal to do to a 9 year old:
>Fuck her right in the pussy with your bros
Will brand you as a sex offender for life:
>Do the same while being white
Bravo UKcucks.
>>70620744
This reminds me of The Young Ones.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NEZRPzNF2Q
>I Am 16 And Yet I Cannot Drink In Pubs
>>70621333
Man. /Pol/ never ceases to amaze me.
>Having sex with underagers is good
>unless youre brown and its a white girl reeeeeeeee
>>70625857
>Race Mixing has anything to do with age of consent
Wew lad you're a retard
The best thing about taking the virginity of a girl in her mid-teens is then watching her grow up knowing you have been a major influence on her life. I stay in touch with 3 girls I've done this to, and even though I'm not together with any of them, they feel like they can talk to me about anything, so I've been able to watch them grow and develop over the years. Feels good man. Gives me a twisted sense of pleasure. Eventually I will select for a teen virgin to marry and breed with.
>>70625573
I know about those laws, and they exist specifically to protect vulnerable children in that specific sort of case you mention. I've never heard of anything happening in the case of 2 citizens of different first world nations meeting and having sex in another first world country. Our situation was a very unique case.
>>70622623
underrated
>>70620744
Can't buy a spoon before 18.
>>70622795
>frenchie shows up to meet with his hot teen hole
>"huh thats weird why did she want to meet 1AM at the docks?"
We're never gonna hear from this guy ever again.
>>70626038
how old are you? wondering
>>70626198
Jesus fag do you think I'm that dumb?
>>70626225
Not 30 yet.
>>70626038
Fucking degenerate.
>>70626038
this, taking a girl virginity and she's your lifetime bitch, absolutely true
>>70626699
Seen your country? The fact that you stomp fags and remove kebab doesn't change how fucked and broken you guys are as a society. Russia is beyond repair.
>>70626966
What does state of Russia have to do with you being a degenerate? I bet you also complain about feminism and bitches on /pol/, so a hypocrite too.
>>70622023
>police plant incriminating evidence
>Cp laws are too high
Do you seriously not see how retarded this is? No matter what the laws are your complaints of planted evidence would still work. Its an in disprovable assertion.
Why wouldn't they just claim tax evasion or ebezzelment or any of DOZENS of easy fucking crimes that don't even require the same level of evidence planting.
Any politician would be just as fucked from conspiracy if age of consent/porn laws included all teenagers as if they didn't since this "planted evidence" would always just illegal (I.e. prepubescent).
So either you think there should be legal porn and consent from literally everyone including children, or you're an idiot. Either way probably a pedo apologist.
Please kill yourself, your mental disease shouldn't find a way back into the gene pool
>>70627127
The main difference is, tax evasion or embezzlement accusations don't immediately cause moral panic that overrides any need for evidence and smears your name forever even if those accusations are proven false.
>>70626038
This is some peak pleasure you've attained.
>>70627307
Doesn't matter, cp laws are in place for their own reasons, however low the age of consent was the "conspirators" could always post incriminating evidence.
The anons retarded tin foil hat theory proves absolutely nothing. Especially when you consider that the countries that are typically the most corrupt have the lowest consent laws.
>>70627416
I have always entered into relationships with the best intentions and the notion that I would have a long term relationship with that person. But things just haven't worked out that way for me yet. The fact I have taken the virginity of several girls and remain in touch with some of them is not the result of calculated planning, but rather coincidence.
One thing I am ashamed of is how I've encouraged a couple of girls to be sluts, just so they can share stories and pictures with me after sleeping around. Watching a girl go from innocent virgin to degenerate slut gives me a real rush. I know this borders on cuckoldry, but I assure you it is different. I have no intention of harrying or breeding with these girls after that point. I just get off being the one to encourage them to become complete whores. I could probably be a pimp if I wanted to, but I'm not that into it, and I have on need to break the law or risk getting into conflict with criminal gangs to make such low amounts of money.
>>70620744
Can buy and own military grade "fireworks" or the chemicals required to build a bomb.
Can't own a pocket knife.
>>70620450
i don't know what everyone is talkin about in this thread, you do realise its illegal to have piss, and shit sex in general in the uk and while on the topic of the uk laws lets see what else you kind that might not be so desirable to live in.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Censorship_in_the_United_Kingdom
>>70622040
>That whole situation can be preserved by not taking the picture
Nothing to hide, nothing to fear, right? Jesus your mindset is that of a subject.
>>70620450
A line needs to be established at some point. Trying to push it to the younger side will only give room for pedos wanting it younger and younger.
This law is fine as it is.
im 28 and the youngest i fucked was 21. My cousin fucked some 18 year old chick she was nice and thick in the right places. Lucky mothafucker then again fucking faggot has always had luck.
>>70622593
You can join as a "boy solider" at 16, but you have to do a different form of Basic Training that lasts a year, it includes normal school type studies I think.
You can't deploy to an active warzone before 18, but I do know a guy who was mistakenly deployed to Iraq at 17. Why he didn't claim PTSD and sue the shit out of the MoD I don't know, but it was all conveniently downplayed
>>70625430
Of course they can. Just like it's already allowed to have sex with a 17yo, but not to have pic of this legal act.
>>70620450
Ho ho ho there is no rule of law any more in the UK. My sides. There's just a gang with an official badge who thinks there is a rule of law. But the law is no longer balanced and justice is no longer blind and while they keep to the letter of the law they have destroyed the spirit of the law. Therefore do as thou wilt, and that is the whole of the law anf all that is left of the law in this green and pleasant land.
>>70623846
wtf?
