Sorry to interrupt your clickbait, shilling and meming, but Ted Cruz might actually be dead in the water by 9 a.m. tomorrow.
>The rat's Canadian roots is coming back to haunt him
>Cruz falsly swore that he was Natural Born when he was actually Naturalized (there is a difference) in order to gain ballot access
>Whether or not a Naturalized citizen can still run is not the debate it's that TED LIED
>New Jersey saying he's not eligible to be on the ballot
>New Jersey will hold disqualification hearing tomorrow morning
>If Cruz is disqualified, he may also be disqualified in California, Maryland, Montana, Nebraska, Oregon, South Dakota, and Washington
>Don't expect the establishment to go down without a fight. Expect a shitshow. Get your popcorn.
>"Shieeet. We should have dropped our anchor in Vermont." --Ted Cruz' Mother
http://www.northjersey.com/news/fight-over-cruz-s-ballot-eligibility-moves-to-courtrooms-1.1515140
http://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/ted-cruz-risks-primary-disqualification-in-new-jersey-other-late-primary-states-charges-professor-victor-williams-300248565.html
>>70617411
Please be true.
don't let the cruz shills slide this
>>70617411
KEK Lives.
When he won in Texas it was known he could never be president. He wasn't born on base or in an embassy he was born in a fucking hockey rink like every other fucking leaf poster.
bumpity bump
>>70617411
#CruzSexScandal didn't go anywhere, doubt this will either.
Jersey sure is an interesting place.
The rules can and will always be twisted to appease those in power
>>70617411
Bump for interest.
>>70617786
did it?
bump for lul
I want to know the outcome
>>70617984
Hello Cheato
>>70617984
Joke's on you. I'm already prematurely bald.
Posted this thread last night it got slid into oblivion.
>>70617411
Ted Cruz is a self appointed Messiah:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNa5w9js48s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v9JYj4jaA0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jp4lIvDIv-g
https://themarshallreport.wordpress.com/2016/01/12/cruz-and-his-seven-mountain-dominionism-is-not-in-my-bible-is-it-in-yours/
http://www.theamericanconservative.com/articles/why-christians-are-criticizing-ted-cruz-and-israel/
He's an opportunistic scumbag to boot:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDnuWLuAbCw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cozMqBTMI9Y
No moderate or independant will vote for this lunatic dominionist come November. Hillary will use this angle and stomp his dumbass:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN1IXDrXgV0
TRUMP 2016! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
>>70617411
PRAISE KEK, HE HATH GRANTED YOU DOUBLES
inb4 meme magic takes OP's thread too literally and Ted Cruz it actually found dead in his bathtub.
>fighting for an illegal candidate
The GOPHAS some fucked up priorities.
>>70618836
>>70619137
They are doing it to mock us
>>70617411
>>70617644
>These frogs
>These doubles
Adios, Cruz
This is gonna be a fun week.
>>70617411
Jersey bro here, Christie had the finger on this trigger. Maga-
Get hype, anybody seen Cruz's wife around?
>had a kenyan president for 2 terms
>still think being a leaf will stop cruz
Cross your fingers, I guess
They're doing it, /pol/. The RNC is sedokuing.
Its on bitches.
CBS IS CLAIMING CRUZ WON A 'GREAT VICTORY' ON COLORADO AND TRUMP IS MAD FOR NO REASON REEEEEEEE
