>God created man in his image
>the first people on earth were black
Does this mean God is black?
>>70615388
>out of africa meme
That you Mahmed?
>>70615388
No, it means gods not real.
/thread
/sage
/reddit > 4chan
/fedora
/insert YOUR ad homie here.
Next question? I'll be here all night.
>man evolved from black to white
>black people are the older model
Does this mean black people are obsolete?
>>70615388
Niggers weren't the first people, they were the last animals.
>>70615388
It means christianity is a hoax
>>70615388
*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps?
Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to.
Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards....
>>70615388
>Combining the ideas of evolution with the ideas of the Bible
>>70615428
No this is Patrick
>>70615388
God created man out of dirt. But the bible never said it was an instantaneous process. Blacks got stuck somewhere in the middle.
>>70615388
He overcooked them
>>70615388
>god is a nigger
this explains why humanity is such complete shit.
>>70615645
>what is intelligent design
>>70615388
Hmmmmm...
>>70615388
I like how liberals think this is the pinnacle of trolling
GOD IS NOT A PHYSICAL HUMAN BEING FOR FUCKS SAKE, HE IS NOT EVEN A PERSON, ITS A METAPHOR,THE SOUL IS ALIKE, NOT YOUR BODY , GOD DOESNT HAVE A PENIS
>>70616121
Calm down argie. We know you have a identity problem too. I'll help you out
You're black
>>70615998
a theory
>>70616121
>GOD DOESNT HAVE A PENIS
Yeah, and a 14 year old pregnant girl in Bethlehem wasn't raped, she was immaculately inseminated with the divine :^)
>>70615388
That isn't how evolution works friendo.
There was no Africa (Black) or Europeans (White) there was just humans (homosapien), subspeciation didn't exist yet.
>>70616510
>the first humans didn't have a skin colour.
You wo....
>flag
Almost had me
>>70615388
You don't have a fucking clue what Humans looked like 200,000 years ago. The humans in Africa now are as genetically divergent from the humans 200k year ago as Europeans or asians are.
>>70616510
Time.com/91081/what-science-says-about-race-and-genetics/
Read this then kill yourself faggot
>>70616121
then how'd he pregger mary
>>70615388
Have you ever heard "You learn from your mistakes"?
Well, experiences are only the name we give to mistakes we have made.
And so, black people were the base: The primal instics of humans.
We adapted, became stronger and wiser, far more intelligent and superior than our 'ancentors'
>>70617025
How can people misunderstand Evolution to this degree?
Do you think Africans magically stopped adaptation.
There are many gods all with different images.
Each race exists for a reason.
That is why race mixing is not really good.
The blacks had their own god at one time but abondened him.
That is probably why the blacks are not as blessed as the other races.
Dont ask me where i got this information from.
>>70617025
Does that mean God was a mistake? Since he created them blacks in his image. Did he make himself white over time like Michael Jackson ?
>>70617310
>Dont ask me where i got this information from.
why would i? i already know you got it from your ass
>>70617135
What if they reached their evolution?
What if, they adapted to their enviroment, that no further modifications were needed?
For what you and i know, they may be even at their best state.
They race didn't need any other evolution since they were meant onky as a base.
Nothing to complicated or sophicticated.
Imagine black people as some kind of beta of a game.
They used them to check for errors, miscalculations, experiments.
Then, they fixed the mistakes and malfuctions and, at the end they released the final product?
>>70615480
BTFO
>>70617627
Thats not how this works genes mutate and dominate genes and alleles change every time people breed. Mass dieoffs from natural disasters or viruses change the genetic composition of entire peoples. It never stops
>>70617310
This must be why Jews and Japs are the most blessed, they didn't abandon their gods
Counter point: abos and injuns never abandoned theirs but they still fucking suck
I enjoy coming to pol and reading how racists misinterprete science.
Original humans were not black and looked nothing like Africans or white for that matter.
>>70616976
he is god for fucks sake he can make the universe appear from nothing but not put a bunch of cum in some woman's ovules
>>70621312
i honestly have no idea what you're trying to say
>>70621728
I think he's trying to say God raped Mary on the sly and she didn't even notice
>>70615388
God looks and speaks exactly like Morgan Freeman.
>>70615388
According to jew myth Adam was red haired.
Adam was made in God's image.
God is a ginger confirmed.
>>70622335
It all makes sense now
>>70622671
>trusting Jews
>>70622671
gingers have no souls
unndeniable proof god does not exist
>>70622813
>>70623619
>believing the didgeridindu
>>70615388
Dont be silly, christian people dont believe in evolution. And if they do, how can they call themselves christian yet go against fundamental tennets
>>70624149
>didgeridindu
>sheep botherer
I don't trust any of you cunts
>>70624670
>sheep botherer
what does that mean? i keep asking the sheep what he's doing for christmas?
>>70624592
The only fundamental tennets I know live next door to me I really don't want to go against them
>>70615388
>>God created man
>>the first people on earth were black
>>70624885
It means you get a woolly dick on lonely nights
>>70615388
>the first people on earth were black
>people
>black
Silly britbong, niggers aren't people.
>>70625044
Don't put yourself down Tyrone
>>70624592
>Dont be silly, relativity supporters dont believe in the string theory. And if they do, how can they call themselves einstein school physicists yet go against fundamental tennets
>>70615388
Albino nig.
>>70615388
Men created god mentally and physically.
>>70615388
>Taking Hebrew mythology as scientific fact
You're not gonna make it.
>>70615388
Reported
>>70615388
>made in his image
Oh look it's another retard who fell for the literal interpretation of a translation of a translation meme.
Also being black is the mark of Cain.
>>70625757
>JEFM6RW
>JEW
hmmmmm
>>70615388
>black
>father
>abandoning mankind
Yep,god is black
>>70625764
>mark of Cain
>Cain
>cane
>like cane you guys use to beat them with in the slave days
I'm sure that a mark
>>70626035
Left*
>>70616355
A theory has substantial evidence. Intelligent design is a hypothesis.
>>70615480
Well, we do have tractors now.
